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Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 05:27 PM
Numbers dont lie...Robert Upshaw now on our Summer League squad is a FUCKING BEAST...if we can keep him off that weed. This is literally a top 4 pick...maybe top 3...

Robert Upshaw is a 7-foot, shot-blocking savant.The 21-year-old averaged 10.9 points, 8.2 rebounds and 4.5 blocks over 19 games with the Huskies this season.Standing 7-0, with a 7-4 wingspan and a 264 pound frame, accumulated 85 blocks and was the nation's leading rim-protector.

Upshaw's best attribute from a NBA standpoint is undoubtedly his ability to protect the basket. His terrific length, mobility and instincts helped him emerge as a terrific weakside presence, blocking an outstanding 7 shots per-40 minutes in his 19 games at Washington, which ranks #1 in all of college basketball by a good margin. Look no further than the drop-off the Huskies suffered once he was booted off the squad to understand what his presence meant to them defensively.

Washington was 0.07 points per possession better (0.97 compared with 1.04) with him on the floor this season, while opposing teams shot 38.5% from 2-point range with him patrolling the lane, and 49.7% when he wasn't on the court.

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Dude leads all the top bigs in Rebounds and Blocks by a wide fuckin margin...this shit is insane...we lucked up if we can keep him off drugs....good thing Bill Walton is now mentoring him....



Player, draft order
FG%
REB
BLK
PTS


Karl-Anthony Towns, No. 1
.566
12.7
4.3
19.5


Jahlil Okafor, No. 3
.664
11.3
1.9
23.0


Willie Cauley-Stein, No. 6
.572
9.9
2.6
13.8


Frank Kaminsky, No. 9
.547
9.8
1.7
22.3


Robert Upshaw, undrafted
.593
13.1
7.2
17.6




Player, draft order
FG%
REB
BLK
PTS


Karl-Anthony Towns, No. 1
.566
12.7
4.3
19.5


Jahlil Okafor, No. 3
.664
11.3
1.9
23.0


Willie Cauley-Stein, No. 6
.572
9.9
2.6
13.8


Frank Kaminsky, No. 9
.547
9.8
1.7
22.3


Robert Upshaw, undrafted
.593
13.1
7.2
17.6

RsxPiimp
06-29-2015, 05:30 PM
I keep telling people here that if this nigga Upshaw gets his head outta his ass, he'll be a steal. Dude is lengthy and loves playing defense. He has Gobert ceiling.

cantthinkofanything
06-29-2015, 05:34 PM
Numbers dont lie...Robert Upshaw now on our Summer League squad is a FUCKING BEAST...if we can keep him off that weed. This is literally a top 4 pick...maybe top 3...















































you should call him up to congratulate him and then offer to lick his butt

spurraider21
06-29-2015, 05:35 PM
you can take the dog out of the hood...

Medvedenko
06-29-2015, 05:37 PM
I'll be surprised if he makes it past Summer League. If he does, then bonus.

Clipper Nation
06-29-2015, 05:37 PM
:lol "Better than Karl Towns"
:lol UDFA

In before this scrub doesn't make it past preseason and Capri claims he PMed all his butt-buddies about how he was just trolling.

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 05:43 PM
I keep telling people here that if this nigga Upshaw gets his head outta his ass, he'll be a steal. Dude is lengthy and loves playing defense. He has Gobert ceiling.


I don't want to put the carriage before the horse but dam...we did alfuckingright this draft....our now and future looks dam good if this pans out....we lucked up on this shit,..

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 05:45 PM
you can take the dog out of the hood...

Why you hopin for this kid to fail....if he pans out yall fucked...lol ohh that's why you want him to fail....

RsxPiimp
06-29-2015, 05:48 PM
I don't want to put the carriage before the horse but dam...we did alfuckingright this draft....our now and future looks dam good if this pans out....we lucked up on this shit,..

I'm excited about Nance Jr too. I think that guy is gonna have a decent NBA career. Dude hustles like nobody else. He's the type of scrub you want on your team :lol

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 05:48 PM
:lol "Better than Karl Towns"
:lol UDFA

In before this scrub doesn't make it past preseason and Capri claims he PMed all his butt-buddies about how he was just trolling.

All his numbers better than Towns...Towns got him by one basket..but look at the FG% and Block shots disparity....Upshaw sick as fuck

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 05:49 PM
I'm excited about Nance Jr too. I think that guy is gonna have a decent NBA career. Dude hustles like nobody else. He's the type of scrub you want on your team :lol


Baby Rodman....:toast

spurraider21
06-29-2015, 05:50 PM
Why you hopin for this kid to fail....if he pans out yall fucked...lol ohh that's why you want him to fail....
nothing the lakers do will impact the spurs for the next 2-3 years

LkrFan
06-29-2015, 05:50 PM
His latest workout:

-Ee3-rkzEJo

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 05:53 PM
nothing the lakers do will impact the spurs for the next 2-3 years

Bitch please once yall lost..you lost...you're only weaker now...you got Manu, Tam, and Parker talking retirement...tbh the Spurs future look weak...even if you land LMA you fellas have 1 foot in the grave while the Lakers are literally building on the fly....you should feel bad about that shitty old and boring team...

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 06:00 PM
His latest workout:

-Ee3-rkzEJo


Thanx 4 posting that....

LkrFan
06-29-2015, 06:09 PM
Thanx 4 posting that....He's better than Sacre already. He'll make the squad. I just hope Mitch gives him the Dez Bryant treatment to keep him on the straight and narrow until he matures as a man.

Raven
06-29-2015, 06:11 PM
I keep telling people here that if this nigga Upshaw gets his head outta his ass, he'll be a steal. Dude is lengthy and loves playing defense. He has Gobert ceiling.

yeah he clearly has a 7-9 wingspan :lol

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 06:18 PM
He's better than Sacre already. He'll make the squad. I just hope Mitch gives him the Dez Bryant treatment to keep him on the straight and narrow until he matures as a man.

Agree..Bill Walton has invited him to spend time at his house..so Bill is mentoring him....i will let this speak for itself..because its clear if he can stay away from weed...he's a better player and has more upside than Karl Towns and Okafer...his numbers don't lie..

wHUV54UoT9k

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 06:21 PM
yeah he clearly has a 7-9 wingspan :lol


Dont be fooled the only thing that kept him outta the draft was his drug use history....dont fuck around and let that make you believe he's not a top 3-4 draft pick....if he gets his head right the Lakers will be the luckiest muthafuckers alive...

Mitch did good this year...hopefully now he can add LMA and Tobias Harris and we're good...

spurraider21
06-29-2015, 06:24 PM
Bitch please once yall lost..you lost...you're only weaker now...you got Manu, Tam, and Parker talking retirement...tbh the Spurs future look weak...even if you land LMA you fellas have 1 foot in the grave while the Lakers are literally building on the fly....you should feel bad about that shitty old and boring team...
you've been in the lottery for the last 2 years and wont' be in the playoffs next year either. that's not "rebuilding on the fly" :lmao

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 06:28 PM
you've been in the lottery for the last 2 years and wont' be in the playoffs next year either. that's not "rebuilding on the fly" :lmao

Say what u wish..but we shall see...i know it will take time to fully develop but we clearly got the 2 best players in all of college basketball....D'Angelo at PG and Robert Upshaw at Center....then we added Nance Jr...aka Baby Rodman...

Mitch done good thus far...very improbable picks...

DPG21920
06-29-2015, 06:31 PM
Dude, this league is so rigged! Of course LA lands this beast.

This team should be competiting for a title. Kobe has all the help in the world. Russell. LaMarcus Aldridge. A better Towns. An engaged and enraged Randle. A future all-star in Clarkson. That lineup is stacked and if Kobe can't at least make a WCF run with that squad and talent, wow.

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 06:39 PM
Dude, this league is so rigged! Of course LA lands this beast.

This team should be competiting for a title. Kobe has all the help in the world. Russell. LaMarcus Aldridge. A better Towns. An engaged and enraged Randle. A future all-star in Clarkson. That lineup is stacked and if Kobe can't at least make a WCF run with that squad and talent, wow.

Whoa...slow down Deepy....I know what your doing but it wont work....we're going to apply the same standard Spur fan along with ESPiN did for Lebronze during the finals...Deal? Ok cool..so just like with Lebron if he takes that team to a finals victory he and he alone would have gotten ALL the credit....but if they lost then he gets none of the blame...we shall apply that same logic to Kobe...deal? :lol

DPG21920
06-29-2015, 06:42 PM
Sort of - difference is Lebron didn't have the number 1 and 2 picks plus LMA on his team in the finals. Lebron wasn't expected to make it once Love and Kyrie and Anderson went down.

But he gets the pre-injury to teammates Lebron treatment where he's expected to win.

Bynumite
06-29-2015, 06:45 PM
Why's that dude undrafted with those stats?

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 06:46 PM
Sort of - difference is Lebron didn't have the number 1 and 2 picks plus LMA on his team in the finals. Lebron wasn't expected to make it once Love and Kyrie and Anderson went down.

But he gets the pre-injury to teammates Lebron treatment where he's expected to win.

But.....he is the best player in the world as he said....he makes teammates better as ESPN said...he had Tristan Thompson the best offensive rebounder in the league....and he had Mozdog the best center in the East and the best bigman during the finals....so save your excuses and apply the same its not Lebrons fault to Kobe....deal? :lol

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 06:50 PM
Why's that dude undrafted with those stats?


Marijuana.....got kicked off two college teams but the reality is no one could fuck with him....Mitch pulled a Dr. Jerry Buss on everyone this time and took a chance on the kid...if he stays away from the weed (and let Bill Walton) keep mentoring him he's the steal of the crntury....

DPG21920
06-29-2015, 06:50 PM
Nope. But if Kobe doesn't make it to the finals with all this talent, his legacy nose dives. It's already barely hanging on by a tendon.

Infinite_limit
06-29-2015, 06:50 PM
SUPER BOWL!

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 06:51 PM
Nope. But if Kobe doesn't make it to the finals with all this talent, his legacy nose dives. It's already barely hanging on by a tendon.


****yawn*****

DPG21920
06-29-2015, 06:52 PM
So you don't think getting Russell, a better Towns, Randle, Clarkson and Lamarcus Aldridge is enough to compete in the West??

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 06:53 PM
So you don't think getting Russell, a better Towns, Randle, Clarkson and Lamarcus Aldridge is enough to compete in the West??


Add Tobias Harris and then yes :lol

Bynumite
06-29-2015, 06:54 PM
Nope. But if Kobe doesn't make it to the finals with all this talent, his legacy nose dives. It's already barely hanging on by a tendon.

Can't be worse than coming off a championship and losing in the 1st round to the clippers.

DPG21920
06-29-2015, 06:54 PM
:lmao add another near all star? Damn, how much can LA stack the deck??? Kobe won't even have to play for that team to win it all

DPG21920
06-29-2015, 06:55 PM
Can't be worse than coming off a championship and losing in the 1st round to the clippers.

That literally doesn't make any sense.

Franklin
06-29-2015, 06:55 PM
Nigga has to be a top3 pick, otherwise he would most likely join another team (like Philly).

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 06:58 PM
:lmao add another near all star? Damn, how much can LA stack the deck??? Kobe won't even have to play for that team to win it all

Tobias is not near allstar..stop overrreacting in a jealous hissy fit deepy....however Manu cant guard him and Kiwi fruit cancels him out....

Bynumite
06-29-2015, 06:58 PM
That literally doesn't make any sense.

How does a team continue to defend their title so poorly? Doesn't make sense to me either.

DPG21920
06-29-2015, 06:59 PM
But that doesn't make any sense ^

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 07:01 PM
Nigga has to be a top3 pick, otherwise he would most likely join another team (like Philly).

The reality is he went undrafted bcuz of drug issues....fact is he's the best big man coming out of college....just not disciplined like millions of Americans when it comes to the weed....

We got him and Russell...that's a hell of a draft tbh

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 07:02 PM
DPG knows Upshaw can be special thats why he's in here acting all bitchy...lil nigga irritated :lol

DPG21920
06-29-2015, 07:04 PM
I just said kudos to LA and Kobe. They went from lottery to contender in one off season. I don't know how they landed Towns v.2, Russell, Aldridge, DMC, Love & Tobias Harris with Kobe's deal on the books. Incredible job by the Lakers FO.

Koolaid_Man
06-29-2015, 07:05 PM
I just said kudos to LA and Kobe. They went from lottery to contender in one off season. I don't know how they landed Towns v.2, Russell, Aldridge, DMC, Love & Tobias Harris with Kobe's deal on the books. Incredible job by the Lakers FO.

LMA is not a done deal...wait before you celebrate with us..ok lil nigga?

DeadlyDynasty
06-29-2015, 07:11 PM
But that doesn't make any sense ^
Makes perfect sense to me

AlexJones
06-29-2015, 07:28 PM
:lol Bynumite should be banned from posting about the Spurs tbh

DPG21920
06-29-2015, 07:29 PM
Makes perfect sense to me

Not like this

spurraider21
06-29-2015, 07:37 PM
if kobe can't win with this... serious shitstain to his legacy

Thread
06-29-2015, 07:57 PM
That literally doesn't make any sense.

But, it does have a ring of truth to it.

Splits
06-29-2015, 08:11 PM
Nope. But if Kobe doesn't make it to the finals with all this talent, his legacy nose dives. It's already barely hanging on by a tendon.

Precisely. This team is twice as stacked that Cavs team we just saw in the Finals. Here comes 6>5, easy. Unless their plane hits the mountainside. NB:lol = Fucked!

:depressed

Silver&Black
06-29-2015, 08:25 PM
Lakers Fan should be getting in on this free money.

They're obviously the favorites now...but some betting sites have them at 33:1.

Buddy Mignon
06-29-2015, 08:38 PM
He's a Rodman type.

Splits
06-29-2015, 08:39 PM
He's a Rodman type.

He's more of a Shaq + Duncan + Malone + Kareem tbh

Buddy Mignon
06-29-2015, 08:41 PM
He's more of a Shaq + Duncan + Malone + Kareem tbh

I'll send you a pick of her sucking my cock. That way we can both enjoy my winnings.

Splits
06-29-2015, 08:46 PM
Add Tobias Harris and then yes :lol

You do realize he's restricted, right?

Only way you can get him is to max him and that puts you out of the LMA sweepstakes.

Fucking retard.

Mitch
06-29-2015, 08:55 PM
You do realize he's restricted, right?

Only way you can get him is to max him and that puts you out of the LMA sweepstakes.

Fucking retard.

You don't know nothing, Splits

PG - Russel/Lillard
SG - Conley/Kobe
SF - Lebron/Kooney Leonard
PF - Randle/Aldridge
C - Cousins/2001 Shaq

That's the gameplan, eat it and weep.

HI-FI
06-29-2015, 09:07 PM
You don't know nothing, Splits

PG - Russel/Lillard
SG - Conley/Kobe
SF - Lebron/Kooney Leonard
PF - Randle/Aldridge
C - Cousins/2001 Shaq

That's the gameplan, eat it and weep.
Stern would sacrifice his children to moloch to make it possible but sadly I don't think it is.

Splits
06-29-2015, 09:08 PM
You don't know nothing, Splits

PG - Russel/Lillard
SG - Conley/Kobe
SF - Lebron/Kooney Leonard
PF - Randle/Aldridge
C - Cousins/2001 Shaq

That's the gameplan, eat it and weep.

Don't let the door kick your ass

ZcJjMnHoIBI

Mitch
06-29-2015, 09:10 PM
ZcJjMnHoIBI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwyAu443JF4

whitemamba
06-29-2015, 09:16 PM
If he's not smoking weed. I don't want em.

ambchang
06-30-2015, 06:48 AM
Dude leads all the top bigs in Rebounds and Blocks by a wide fuckin margin



Player, draft order
FG%
REB
BLK
PTS


Karl-Anthony Towns, No. 1
.566
12.7
4.3
19.5


Robert Upshaw, undrafted
.593
13.1
7.2
17.6

Aztecfan03
07-14-2015, 01:57 AM
:lol Kool

Upshaw sucks.

unforeseen
07-14-2015, 02:18 PM
Same idiot OP that claims Randle > Duncan. :lol

spurraider21
10-20-2015, 02:53 PM
Bump

ChumpDumper
10-20-2015, 03:14 PM
lol

Splits
10-22-2015, 12:45 PM
Numbers dont lie...Robert Upshaw now on our Summer League squad is a FUCKING BEAST...if we can keep him off that weed. This is literally a top 4 pick...maybe top 3...

Robert Upshaw is a 7-foot, shot-blocking savant.The 21-year-old averaged 10.9 points, 8.2 rebounds and 4.5 blocks over 19 games with the Huskies this season.Standing 7-0, with a 7-4 wingspan and a 264 pound frame, accumulated 85 blocks and was the nation's leading rim-protector.

Upshaw's best attribute from a NBA standpoint is undoubtedly his ability to protect the basket. His terrific length, mobility and instincts helped him emerge as a terrific weakside presence, blocking an outstanding 7 shots per-40 minutes in his 19 games at Washington, which ranks #1 in all of college basketball by a good margin. Look no further than the drop-off the Huskies suffered once he was booted off the squad to understand what his presence meant to them defensively.

Washington was 0.07 points per possession better (0.97 compared with 1.04) with him on the floor this season, while opposing teams shot 38.5% from 2-point range with him patrolling the lane, and 49.7% when he wasn't on the court.

614296182236430336


Dude leads all the top bigs in Rebounds and Blocks by a wide fuckin margin...this shit is insane...we lucked up if we can keep him off drugs....good thing Bill Walton is now mentoring him....



Player, draft order
FG%
REB
BLK
PTS


Karl-Anthony Towns, No. 1
.566
12.7
4.3
19.5


Jahlil Okafor, No. 3
.664
11.3
1.9
23.0


Willie Cauley-Stein, No. 6
.572
9.9
2.6
13.8


Frank Kaminsky, No. 9
.547
9.8
1.7
22.3


Robert Upshaw, undrafted
.593
13.1
7.2
17.6




Player, draft order
FG%
REB
BLK
PTS


Karl-Anthony Towns, No. 1
.566
12.7
4.3
19.5


Jahlil Okafor, No. 3
.664
11.3
1.9
23.0


Willie Cauley-Stein, No. 6
.572
9.9
2.6
13.8


Frank Kaminsky, No. 9
.547
9.8
1.7
22.3


Robert Upshaw, undrafted
.593
13.1
7.2
17.6




:lmao

D_Admiral
10-22-2015, 04:48 PM
Oh yeah bill Walton is a great analyst with top notch insight... Pfft

Silver&Black
10-22-2015, 05:52 PM
K:lol:lollaid_Man


we clearly got the 2 best players in all of college basketball....D'Angelo at PG and Robert Upshaw at Center....

:lmao You can't make this stuff up :lmao

BD24
10-22-2015, 05:54 PM
stupid motherfucker avoiding this thread like his buddy avoids the "lol" thread.

Splits
10-22-2015, 06:15 PM
All his numbers better than Towns...Towns got him by one basket..but look at the FG% and Block shots disparity....Upshaw sick as fuck


He's better than Sacre already. He'll make the squad. I just hope Mitch gives him the Dez Bryant treatment to keep him on the straight and narrow until he matures as a man.


Agree..Bill Walton has invited him to spend time at his house..so Bill is mentoring him....i will let this speak for itself..because its clear if he can stay away from weed...he's a better player and has more upside than Karl Towns and Okafer...his numbers don't lie..

wHUV54UoT9k


Dont be fooled the only thing that kept him outta the draft was his drug use history....dont fuck around and let that make you believe he's not a top 3-4 draft pick....if he gets his head right the Lakers will be the luckiest muthafuckers alive...

Mitch did good this year...hopefully now he can add LMA and Tobias Harris and we're good...


The reality is he went undrafted bcuz of drug issues....fact is he's the best big man coming out of college....just not disciplined like millions of Americans when it comes to the weed....

We got him and Russell...that's a hell of a draft tbh

So much golden faggotry ITT :lol Medvedenko the only one who got it right.

DeRozan m8
10-22-2015, 07:26 PM
KoolAID hahahahahahahhah

These Lakers morons are something else, stupid AF

DPG21920
10-22-2015, 07:28 PM
If Kool's basketball acumen is anything like his f*cking, he couldn't hit the g-spot on a 10lb p*ssy

Jzone
10-22-2015, 08:35 PM
Sacre>Upshaw. The cokehead never had a chance.

ambchang
10-22-2015, 08:54 PM
If upshaw was great in summer league but sucked when it counts, does that mean than Russell sucking in summer league will lead to him being a great PG? Or maybe Russell will suck even more when it counts?