Leaked Transcript of the Meeting with LaMarcus Aldridge

[timvp]

Pop: Look, LaMarcus, I'm not going to blow smoke up your ass. We feel that you will be a perfect fit for the Spurs culture, on and off the court. If you feel the same, let's make it happen.

Parker: *chewing*

Aldridge: I can't lie, I'm intrigued with the possibility. What would the team look like next season?

Duncan: *logs out of World of Warcraft* Just to let you know, I'll be returning.

Buford: In case you haven't heard, we just re-signed Danny Green and traded away Tiago Splitter to open the necessary salary cap space to fit in your maximum contract. *awkwardly large 12-second toothy grin*

Aldridge: Yeah, I just saw that.

Duncan: *logs back in, switches to his level 80 Mage*

Parker: *chewing*

Pop: Kawhi has agreed to come back, but it won't be official until after all the other pieces fall into place. We're thrilled, as I'm sure he is too.

Leonard: ...

Aldridge: I might be interested in signing a two-year deal. Would that work for you?

Buford: Sure. We can work with you on any structure you prefer. *awkward grin*

Parker: *chewing*

Aldridge: Pop, how long do you plan to stick around?

Pop: What the hell else am I going to do? Watching grape vines grow is only entertaining for so long. My wife would kick my ass out of the house a few months into retirement.

Aldridge: *chuckle*

Buford: *hearty laugh*

Parker: *chewing*

Duncan: *joins dungeon raid*

Leonard: *blank stare*

Aldridge: I think I'd be a good fit. Do you see any issues?

Pop: You'll be a great fit off the court. On the court, who cares? It's just basketball. We'll win some games and lose some games. Life will go on.

Aldridge: Hmmm. Alright. Cool.

Pop: Enough of this bullshit. Let's eat. The food's getting cold.

Aldridge: Sounds good to me.

Pop: Tony! What the hell?

Parker: Oh, yeah, Pop told me to say you be a great character fit in San Antonio and ...

Pop: *interrupts* Not that. Where the hell is your food?

Parker: *looks around sheepishly* I'll take some more foie gras, please.

Pop: God damn it, Tony.

Duncan: *mutters* Ha, I thought he was watching what he ate this summer.

Pop: *tosses napkin*

Buford: *nervous laugh*

Leonard: ...

Aldridge: *chews food while slowly nodding and looking at his potential teammates with squinted eyes*

[itsamanuthree]

hooollly crap !!! LOL! Didn't know this dark side of yours timvp

[fusionjazzman72]

:lol

[Darius Bieber]

Timvp with the goods

[illusioNtEk]

LOL quality shit right here

[Drom John]

You have been missed.

[dabom]

thought he was chewing gum. That M. Night Shyamalan twist. :lmao

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Very nice! :lol

[RD2191]

72 did you really have to quote the entire transcript?

[808]

*awkwardly large 12-second toothy grin*

http://www.sloansportsconference.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Buford-RC-300px-240x288.jpg

:lol

[-21-]

:lol Warcraft

[hater]

0/10

[Mikeanaro]

http://www.sloansportsconference.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Buford-RC-300px-240x288.jpg

:lol
RC in a couple years
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leway1yuxC1qf7r5lo1_500.gif

:lmao

[z0sa]

duuuuuude

[silverblackfan]

Good stuff.

[itsamanuthree]

http://www.sloansportsconference.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Buford-RC-300px-240x288.jpg

:lol

LOL

[crc21209]

:lol

[FromWayDowntown]

timvp *has* been reading SpursTalk all this time . . . .

[HI-FI]

0/10
:lol
to his credit it's been like a few years.

[peacemaker885]

Please TimVP, don't ever leave again...

[RD2191]

Please TimVP, don't ever leave again...
You're a man. Act like one.

[honestfool84]

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[milkyway21]

Looks like 'the' Tony Parker of the 2013-14 season -> non-entity, in the background.... :cry

Nice to see your post again timvp :tu

[kjhip1]

You're a man. Act like one.

:lol
Like I get it, timvp posted, but really?

[jhfenton]

You have been missed.

:toast

[Budkin]

timvp!!!

[Budkin]

RC in a couple years
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leway1yuxC1qf7r5lo1_500.gif

:lmao

Perfect! :lmao

[Hoops Czar]

You're a man. Act like one.

[Embedded]

Why does R.C. Buford always look like he's secretly farting when he smiles? LOL at transcript

[peacemaker885]

You're a man. Act like one.

Just glad Tim and Kori are posting.

:bobo

[Old School 44]

Aldridge: One last thing, before I sign, is Manu coming back? Always wanted to play with that dude.

[lefty20]

:rollin

[milkyway21]

Just glad Tim and Kori are posting.

:bobo

Happy days are here again :D

[raybies]

This site somehow feels legit again. tbh

[benefactor]

timvp *has* been reading SpursTalk all this time . . . .
Posting with his kobyz alt tbh.

Not bad. Your a little rusty but it's a decent first effort.

[$pursDynasty]

TimVP you rule, your post game grades are the reason I joined this site oh so many years ago. God bless you, hopefully we will see more of you next season.

TimVP post grade 9/10

[Solid D]

Hahaha! timvp, how was your re-entry from space?

[Spur|n|Austin]

jajajaja

[ElNono]

SASdynasty!

[benefactor]

You have been missed.


Please TimVP, don't ever leave again...


This site somehow feels legit again. tbh


TimVP you rule, your post game grades are the reason I joined this site oh so many years ago. God bless you, hopefully we will see more of you next season.

TimVP post grade 9/10
http://i.imgur.com/vDxJOf6.gif

[dabom]

SASdynasty! (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=9070)

:wakeup

[Kori Ellis]

Blah..blah

What happened to you? At some point, you used to be a decent guy.

[RD2191]

http://i.imgur.com/vDxJOf6.gif
:lmao

[mookie2001]

For those who miss timvp, he is at the petroleum club in san antonio most Friday and Saturday nights

[Kori Ellis]

For those who miss timvp, he is at the petroleum club in san antonio most Friday and Saturday nights

Hi mookie .. we don't live in Texas anymore ;)

[ElNono]

Hi mookie .. we don't live in Texas anymore ;)

Anywhere near the North East, tbh?

[milkyway21]

Aldridge: One last thing, before I sign, is Manu coming back? Always wanted to play with that dude.

:lol :tu

One more thing, TP can you promise me you play like a starting PG again?

[timvp]

Hahaha! timvp, how was your re-entry from space?

Went smoothly. :smokin

[timvp]

For those who miss timvp, he is at the petroleum club in san antonio most Friday and Saturday nights

Not a complete fabrication, tbh.

[Kori Ellis]

Anywhere near the North East, tbh?

No, to the west.

[Mikeanaro]

Seriously, are Kori and Timvp back to announce they are selling the site to Splits?
:fro

[ElNono]

No, to the west.

Good luck with tlong :hat

[Kori Ellis]

Good luck with tlong :hat

:lol Not that far west.

[iManu]

LOL!!!!

Where's the transcript of Kupchak and Kirby?

[Brazil]

What happened to you? At some point, you used to be a decent guy.

bene is good people tbh

just go over the top when drunk :lol

[milkyway21]

What happened to you? At some point, you used to be a decent guy..
:lol. :lol

Missed U Kori.

[SequSpur]

LMFAO... nice LJ!

[SequSpur]

Hahaha! timvp, how was your re-entry from space?

OMG... Solid D! Still reading newspapers.... ???

[Blizzardwizard]

ALDRIDGE HAS RESIGNED IN PORTLAND FOR THE MAX.



Just thought this thread needed livening up.

[SASdynasty!]

SASdynasty!
This is gold.

[benefactor]

What happened to you? At some point, you used to be a decent guy.
So I'm not washing your hubby's balls like the rest of them and suddenly I'm not a decent guy?:lol

I'm just giving him a little shit...don't get all hot and bothered about it. Hell, you knew not everyone was going to just fall in line behind him after he had one of the most legendary meltdowns in ST history. I'll play nice since we are in the midst of a great offseason that looks like it's only going to get better.

Honestly, I don't even post up here much anymore. I don't even know how some of the more knowledgeable posters even care to cast their pearls before some of the brainless, mouth breathing swine that inhabit the Spurs forum. I gave up on doing much serious posting up here a long time ago. I'm mostly in the NBA/College/NFL forums now...with a some time in the club sprinkled in here and there.

[DMC]

http://www.sloansportsconference.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Buford-RC-300px-240x288.jpg

:lol
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/armistice/default/yeah-overbite-dont-laugh--large-msg-121467383792.jpg

[Solid D]

OMG... Solid D! Still reading newspapers.... ???

No, not really. But I don't mind playing along.👍😊

[Kori Ellis]

So I'm not washing your hubby's balls like the rest of them and suddenly I'm not a decent guy?:lol

I'm just giving him a little shit...don't get all hot and bothered about it. Hell, you knew not everyone was going to just fall in line behind him after he had one of the most legendary meltdowns in ST history. I'll play nice since we are in the midst of a great offseason that looks like it's only going to get better.

Honestly, I don't even post up here much anymore. I don't even know how some of the more knowledgeable posters even care to cast their pearls before some of the brainless, mouth breathing swine that inhabit the Spurs forum. I gave up on doing much serious posting up here a long time ago. I'm mostly in the NBA/College/NFL forums now...with a some time in the club sprinkled in here and there.


Well I don't really want you or anyone "washing his balls" ... I was just curious why you had so much animosity. It's just weird to me.

[Das Texan]

I mean everyone does need a good ball washing from time to time..

[benefactor]

Well I don't really want you or anyone "washing his balls" ... I was just curious why you had so much animosity. It's just weird to me.
No animosity at all. Just welcoming him back.

[hater]

Animosity is 90% of this place.

Welcome to the forum poster Kori ellis

[benefactor]

I mean everyone does need a good ball washing from time to time..
Oh he'll get plenty of it. His fan club has been waiting with bucket and soap in hand for quite some time now.

[timvp]

Oh he'll get plenty of it. His fan club has been waiting with bucket and soap in hand for quite some time now.

It's too cold for that, tbh.

[benefactor]

It's too cold for that, tbh.
Shit it's fucking hot here. We got all that rain and now the Texas summer is back. Can't walk outside for more than five minutes before you sweat through your shirt.

[timvp]

Shit it's fucking hot here. We got all that rain and now the Texas summer is back. Can't walk outside for more than five minutes before you sweat through your shirt.

That's the thing I miss least, tbh.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

The world is restored

[DMC]

With all this ball washing going on, is anyone getting the penne?

[lefty]

:lol
to his credit it's been like a few years.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

:lol @ OP.

[BadOne]

Post of the year man. Lol.

[L.I.T]

Patty: *spends entire meeting waving a towel in the corner*

[Aztecfan03]

Shit it's fucking hot here. We got all that rain and now the Texas summer is back. Can't walk outside for more than five minutes before you sweat through your shirt.
It's only 80's in southern california but it has rained some the past couple days to make it really humid and shitty.

[Marcus Bryant]

Pop: http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/themes/manifesto/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Gregg-Popovich11.jpg&h=120&w=160&zc=1 One time in the playoffs I told Joey if he wanted to see a foul I'd show him one right then.

Aldridge: http://nbcprobasketballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/350x3.jpg?w=136&h=121&crop=1 Yeah, I hate that bastard.

Pop's Phone: http://eshop.macsales.com/Customized_Pages/ipod/imgs/sys_iphone_1gen.jpg vvvvvvvvrmm vvvvvvvvvrmm

Pop: http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/themes/manifesto/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Gregg-Popovich11.jpg&h=120&w=160&zc=1*pulls out phone and looks at screen* Can you give me a second, LaMarcus?

Aldridge: http://nbcprobasketballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/350x3.jpg?w=136&h=121&crop=1 Sure, Pop.

Pop: http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/25/30/12/5603973/3/gallery_thumb2.jpg *steps outside* Godddammit Peter, what is it?

Holt Cat: http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/teamsites/images/legacy/spurs/holt_headshot.png He sign yet? Julianne got you a case of that, uh, Peeno Grease wine you like, when you get back...

Pop: http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/25/30/12/5603973/3/gallery_thumb2.jpg No. I told you before have some fucking patience Peter. Rome wasn't built in a da...

Holt Cat: http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/teamsites/images/legacy/spurs/holt_headshot.png I know all about Rome, Gregg. Julianne and Ive been there three times. Even got to see the Pope up close and personal. What a sweet gig that is. Did you know he has five tailors for all those fancy get-ups he wea....

Pop: http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/themes/manifesto/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Gregg-Popovich11.jpg&h=120&w=160&zc=1 Look, I'll call you back. We were right at the point where Kawhi was going to say his word.

Holt Cat: http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/teamsites/images/legacy/spurs/holt_headshot.png Holy shit! You got that kid to speak? I thought he used Braille.

Pop: http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/themes/manifesto/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Gregg-Popovich11.jpg&h=120&w=160&zc=1 Yes, Peter. I'll fill you in later....

Holt Cat: http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/teamsites/images/legacy/spurs/holt_headshot.png Good, and tell RC...

Pop's Phone: http://eshop.macsales.com/Customized_Pages/ipod/imgs/sys_iphone_1gen.jpg *click*

Holt Cat: http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/teamsites/images/legacy/spurs/holt_headshot.png ...no hookers and blow this time. The IRS isn't going to believe that was room service.

[timvp]

^ :lol

[lefty]

:lol Marcus Bryant with the goods

[BillMc]

http://www.sloansportsconference.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Buford-RC-300px-240x288.jpg

:lol

:lolWhile funny, R.C. should never be mocked on a day we agreed to contracts with Leonard and Green while clearing space for a max free agent.

(Mock him tomorrow when LaMarcus somehow chooses the Suns over us).

[Phenomanul]

Great thread...!

[TheGreatYacht]

Peter Holt :lmao

[Killakobe81]

Pop: Look, LaMarcus, I'm not going to blow smoke up your ass. We feel that you will be a perfect fit for the Spurs culture, on and off the court. If you feel the same, let's make it happen.

Parker: *chewing*

Aldridge: I can't lie, I'm intrigued with the possibility. What would the team look like next season?

Duncan: *logs out of World of Warcraft* Just to let you know, I'll be returning.

Buford: In case you haven't heard, we just re-signed Danny Green and traded away Tiago Splitter to open the necessary salary cap space to fit in your maximum contract. *awkwardly large 12-second toothy grin*

Aldridge: Yeah, I just saw that.

Duncan: *logs back in, switches to his level 80 Mage*

Parker: *chewing*

Pop: Kawhi has agreed to come back, but it won't be official until after all the other pieces fall into place. We're thrilled, as I'm sure he is too.

Leonard: ...

Aldridge: I might be interested in signing a two-year deal. Would that work for you?

Buford: Sure. We can work with you on any structure you prefer. *awkward grin*

Parker: *chewing*

Aldridge: Pop, how long do you plan to stick around?

Pop: What the hell else am I going to do? Watching grape vines grow is only entertaining for so long. My wife would kick my ass out of the house a few months into retirement.

Aldridge: *chuckle*

Buford: *hearty laugh*

Parker: *chewing*

Duncan: *joins dungeon raid*

Leonard: *blank stare*

Aldridge: I think I'd be a good fit. Do you see any issues?

Pop: You'll be a great fit off the court. On the court, who cares? It's just basketball. We'll win some games and lose some games. Life will go on.

Aldridge: Hmmm. Alright. Cool.

Pop: Enough of this bullshit. Let's eat. The food's getting cold.

Aldridge: Sounds good to me.

Pop: Tony! What the hell?

Parker: Oh, yeah, Pop told me to say you be a great character fit in San Antonio and ...

Pop: *interrupts* Not that. Where the hell is your food?

Parker: *looks around sheepishly* I'll take some more foie gras, please.

Pop: God damn it, Tony.

Duncan: *mutters* Ha, I thought he was watching what he ate this summer.

Pop: *tosses napkin*

Buford: *nervous laugh*

Leonard: ...

Aldridge: *chews food while slowly nodding and looking at his potential teammates with squinted eyes*

Welcome back, funny stuff.

[gospursgojas]

Welcome back TIMVP and Kori

[sharkenleo]

*Pop slides over a printed sheet of the Spurs' last 20 seasons.*

"Let's eat."

[spurs10]

This all sounds real to me!

[Cry Havoc]

Well I don't really want you or anyone "washing his balls" ... I was just curious why you had so much animosity. It's just weird to me.

You haven't been paying attention? Certain posters are trying to make Spurstalk into 4chan. Except they're terrible at being funny, so it ends up being a laundry list of junior-high level insults.

[Cry Havoc]

Pop: http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/themes/manifesto/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Gregg-Popovich11.jpg&h=120&w=160&zc=1 One time in the playoffs I told Joey if he wanted to see a foul I'd show him one right then.

Aldridge: http://nbcprobasketballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/350x3.jpg?w=136&h=121&crop=1 Yeah, I hate that bastard.

Pop's Phone: http://eshop.macsales.com/Customized_Pages/ipod/imgs/sys_iphone_1gen.jpg vvvvvvvvrmm vvvvvvvvvrmm

Pop: http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/themes/manifesto/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Gregg-Popovich11.jpg&h=120&w=160&zc=1*pulls out phone and looks at screen* Can you give me a second, LaMarcus?

Aldridge: http://nbcprobasketballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/350x3.jpg?w=136&h=121&crop=1 Sure, Pop.

Pop: http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/25/30/12/5603973/3/gallery_thumb2.jpg *steps outside* Godddammit Peter, what is it?

Holt Cat: http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/teamsites/images/legacy/spurs/holt_headshot.png He sign yet? Julianne got you a case of that, uh, Peeno Grease wine you like, when you get back...

Pop: http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/25/30/12/5603973/3/gallery_thumb2.jpg No. I told you before have some fucking patience Peter. Rome wasn't built in a da...

Holt Cat: http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/teamsites/images/legacy/spurs/holt_headshot.png I know all about Rome, Gregg. Julianne and Ive been there three times. Even got to see the Pope up close and personal. What a sweet gig that is. Did you know he has five tailors for all those fancy get-ups he wea....

Pop: http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/themes/manifesto/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Gregg-Popovich11.jpg&h=120&w=160&zc=1 Look, I'll call you back. We were right at the point where Kawhi was going to say his word.

Holt Cat: http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/teamsites/images/legacy/spurs/holt_headshot.png Holy shit! You got that kid to speak? I thought he used Braille.

Pop: http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/themes/manifesto/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://www.jumpshot.sg/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Gregg-Popovich11.jpg&h=120&w=160&zc=1 Yes, Peter. I'll fill you in later....

Holt Cat: http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/teamsites/images/legacy/spurs/holt_headshot.png Good, and tell RC...

Pop's Phone: http://eshop.macsales.com/Customized_Pages/ipod/imgs/sys_iphone_1gen.jpg *click*

Holt Cat: http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/teamsites/images/legacy/spurs/holt_headshot.png ...no hookers and blow this time. The IRS isn't going to believe that was room service.

:lmao