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jeebus
07-04-2015, 11:28 AM
by showing up to a meeting at midnight and, by himself, convinced LMA to go to the Spurs.

lefty
07-04-2015, 11:28 AM
:lol

Thread
07-04-2015, 11:28 AM
by showing up to a meeting at midnight and, by himself, convinced LMA to go to the Spurs.

Maybe it'll work out like it did with Howard in Houston.

Raven
07-04-2015, 11:37 AM
Prime Kobe Johnson right there

DMC
07-04-2015, 12:33 PM
Maybe it'll work out like it did with Howard in Houston.
Maybe like Pau in LA. LMA is an 85% FT shooter, good rebounder and his defense will improve with the Spurs.

TXstbobcat
07-04-2015, 12:41 PM
Spurs front office should send Kobe a gift basket for helping the Spurs get LMA.

Spursmania
07-04-2015, 01:43 PM
Spurs front office should send Kobe a gift basket for helping the Spurs get LMA.

:bobo

in2deep
07-04-2015, 01:44 PM
:lol

Silver&Black
07-04-2015, 01:47 PM
:lol You can be my Pau Gasol

:worthy: Kirby

TXstbobcat
07-04-2015, 02:10 PM
Lakers are having a difficult time getting meetings with D-League players.

Silver&Black
07-04-2015, 02:11 PM
Serious question:

Who have the Lakers signed in FA?

Mitch
07-04-2015, 02:21 PM
Serious question:

Who have the Lakers signed in FA?

Nobody worth mentioning, hoping to keep it like that this summer.

Silver&Black
07-04-2015, 02:26 PM
Nobody worth mentioning, hoping to keep it like that this summer.

You've got to put a team on the court Mitch....

Who you looking at?

Mitch
07-04-2015, 02:30 PM
You've got to put a team on the court Mitch....

Who you looking at?

Scrubs and washed up vets. Hoping to keep cap relatively clear until I can execute my initial plan which will be the catalyst for everything else.

Silver&Black
07-04-2015, 02:35 PM
Scrubs and washed up vets. Hoping to keep cap relatively clear until I can execute my initial plan which will new the catalyst for everything else.

Do whatever it takes to keep that pick next year, I guess. Top 3 protected IIRC...

Mitch
07-04-2015, 02:36 PM
Do whatever it takes to keep that pick next year, I guess. Top 3 protected IIRC...

That's what Chaz wants, I have a different plan. Hinkie will be happy

Mikeanaro
07-04-2015, 02:39 PM
šThere is only one Pau in my lifeš:cry

Splits
07-04-2015, 02:41 PM
That's what Chaz wants, I have a different plan. Hinkie will be happy

Trade Randle to Philly to get your pick back

Chris
07-04-2015, 02:52 PM
Serious question:

Who have the Lakers signed in FA?

They locked in Robby Soccer :lol

http://d1warraxuf7xh1.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/USATSI_7522291_154224518_lowres.jpg

Mitch
07-04-2015, 03:18 PM
Trade Randle to Philly to get your pick back

The pick is irrelevant right now

Clipper Nation
07-04-2015, 03:27 PM
Trade Randle to Philly to get your pick back
Hinkie laughs and hangs up the phone.

Splits
07-04-2015, 03:30 PM
The pick is irrelevant right now

What is relevant? You have absolutely nothing to play for this season.

Mitch
07-04-2015, 03:33 PM
What is relevant? You have absolutely nothing to play for this season.

You lack any foresight, Splits. I have a master plan, all that can stop it is basketball reasons .

HarlemHeat37
07-04-2015, 03:41 PM
So, ultimately, how much did we all end up paying for basketball reasons, tbh?

UZER
07-04-2015, 03:42 PM
When Kobe retires, the Lakers will immediately become the free agent destination of choice again.

What does that say about Kobe?

Silver&Black
07-04-2015, 03:50 PM
That's what Chaz wants, I have a different plan. Hinkie will be happy

Now I'm hearing Hibbert to LA...

Is that your "plan" Mitch?

-21-
07-04-2015, 03:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/hOwyobR.gif

Clipper Nation
07-04-2015, 03:55 PM
When Kobe retires, the Lakers will immediately become the free agent destination of choice again.

What does that say about Kobe?
Don't worry, Fredo and Jeannie will be there to drive free agents away for decades to come.

Thread
07-04-2015, 07:49 PM
Maybe like Pau in LA. LMA is an 85% FT shooter, good rebounder and his defense will improve with the Spurs.

He's still a pantywaist nonetheless. Got to hope that doesn't change.

Thread
07-04-2015, 07:50 PM
When Kobe retires, the Lakers will immediately become the free agent destination of choice again.

What does that say about Kobe?

I don't know about Kobe but it says you're a peanut for a brain.

DMC
07-04-2015, 10:22 PM
He's still a pantywaist nonetheless. Got to hope that doesn't change.
Sure you got the grapes but they are sour anyhow.

Thread
07-04-2015, 10:37 PM
Sure you got the grapes but they are sour anyhow.

He's a piss pot, has been his entire career. I pray he's a piss pot this time next year.

UZER
07-04-2015, 10:43 PM
I don't know about Kobe but it says you're a peanut for a brain.

More nonsense for the sake of nonsense.

Go cub Go!!!

Thread
07-04-2015, 10:47 PM
More nonsense for the sake of nonsense.

Go cub Go!!!

No. You're the one who spoke in nonsense. Then expect me to not cite you? Blow it out your ass, Ooze.

Venti Quattro
07-04-2015, 10:53 PM
Can you please let the Lakers split the regular season series with the Spurs this upcoming season?

DMC
07-04-2015, 10:54 PM
He's a piss pot, has been his entire career. I pray he's a piss pot this time next year.

Lakers unable to impress a piss pot.

Thread
07-04-2015, 11:14 PM
Lakers unable to impress a piss pot.

You're gonna sit there and actually try and tell me he was ever going anyplace but with you?

No fuckin' way was he. And no fuckin' way do you hold any belief otherwise.

DPG21920
07-04-2015, 11:16 PM
You're gonna sit there and actually try and tell me he was ever going anyplace but with you?

No fuckin' way was he. And no fuckin' way do you hold any belief otherwise.

You're being purposely dense here. It's not about us. It's about the fact your leaders thought they had a chance.

Thread
07-04-2015, 11:18 PM
You're being purposely dense here. It's not about us. It's about the fact your leaders thought they had a chance.

Hey, asshole, I wasn't talking to you.

DMC
07-04-2015, 11:19 PM
You're gonna sit there and actually try and tell me he was ever going anyplace but with you?

No fuckin' way was he. And no fuckin' way do you hold any belief otherwise.

Still, Lakers unable to impress a piss pot. That should concern you. If he was a game changer, that's one thing, but to not be able to woo a piss pot, that's pretty bad. You started a couple threads putting in in Detroit and in Phoenix. You must have thought so.

Thread
07-04-2015, 11:19 PM
Still

Thank you.

DMC
07-04-2015, 11:20 PM
Thank you.
Only assholes and pussies edit other's posts.

Thread
07-04-2015, 11:21 PM
Lakers unable to impress a piss pot. That should concern you. You started a couple threads putting in in Detroit and in Phoenix. You must have thought so.

I didn't think so. I was reporting off my ESPN affiliate radio feed. I told you that. You know that, but, yet you can't resist acting stupid to push your shit.

Thread
07-04-2015, 11:21 PM
Only assholes and pussies edit other's posts.

Your capitulation warranted it.

UZER
07-04-2015, 11:22 PM
No. You're the one who spoke in nonsense. Then expect me to not cite you? Blow it out your ass, Ooze.

:lol You make shit up everyday. Don't get your granny panties in a bunch old man.

Now reply with more nonsense.

Go cub Go!!

DMC
07-04-2015, 11:23 PM
Your capitulation warranted it.
Caveat Dale

Thread
07-04-2015, 11:23 PM
Caveat Dale

Gotcha. I'm surprised though you didn't brazen it out. tee, hee.

DMC
07-04-2015, 11:24 PM
I didn't think so. I was reporting off my ESPN affiliate radio feed. I told you that. You know that, but, yet you can't resist acting stupid to push your shit.

You started the thread so you own it.

Thread
07-04-2015, 11:24 PM
You started the thread so you own it.

Absolutely.

DMC
07-04-2015, 11:25 PM
Gotcha. I'm surprised though you didn't brazen it out. tee, hee.

You're speaking gibberish again.

Thread
07-04-2015, 11:25 PM
You're speaking gibberish again.

"Still"

DMC
07-04-2015, 11:26 PM
Absolutely.
So stop trying to distance yourself from it by saying you didn't think so. Why would you post a thread with a topic you don't agree with?

DMC
07-04-2015, 11:26 PM
"Still"
No idea what you're going on about.

Thread
07-04-2015, 11:26 PM
So stop trying to distance yourself from it by saying you didn't think so. Why would you post a thread with a topic you don't agree with?

I didn't think so.

I reported the facts straight off the ESPN feed.

Thread
07-04-2015, 11:27 PM
No idea what you're going on about.

I'll just bet you don't.

DMC
07-04-2015, 11:28 PM
I didn't think so.

I reported the facts straight off the ESPN feed.
You don't give two shits about ESPN. You never quote it and certainly you don't start threads about it.

Thread
07-04-2015, 11:28 PM
You don't give two shits about ESPN. You never quote it and certainly you don't start threads about it.

That day I did.

DMC
07-04-2015, 11:33 PM
That day I did.
You're gd right you did, because it was your way of making a statement to try to derail the fuck fest that was about to ensue here. The place has become damn near intolerable, especially for you.

Thread
07-04-2015, 11:34 PM
You're gd right you did, because it was your way of making a statement to try to derail the fuck fest that was about to ensue here. The place has become damn near intolerable, especially for you.

Nope. Just reporting the facts as they came across the wire.

DMC
07-04-2015, 11:34 PM
On top of that, "she" rolled up in here and handed out goodies like the fairy fucking godmother and you were left holding your dick, buck ass naked, nary a thing to show for it, just like the Lakers.

Thread
07-04-2015, 11:35 PM
On top of that, "she" rolled up in here and handed out goodies like the fairy fucking godmother and you were left holding your dick, buck ass naked, nary a thing to show for it, just like the Lakers.

lmcontrollinao!!!

Mori Chu
07-05-2015, 02:35 AM
Dale, if things aren't working out in Lakers land, we'll always have you back here as a Suns fan. Just check in with the receptionist: Owen Fortyseven.

Thread
07-05-2015, 05:35 AM
Dale, if things aren't working out in Lakers land, we'll always have you back here as a Suns fan. Just check in with the receptionist: Owen Fortyseven.

Any time you're ready to tender your apology go on ahead, Mori. Until then? You're out in the corn field.

TDMVPDPOY
07-05-2015, 05:51 AM
whats teh chance of him crippling the franchise once his 48.5 is over, he be looking at another big deal from the lakers...