BREAKING NEWS: Lakerfan melting down

[LnGrrrR]

In sports news earlier today, ST learned that from sources that Laker fans in southern California experienced a widespread uprising known as "massive butthurt", upon hearing of the Spurs signing Lamarcus Aldridge. We interviewed noted sport psychologist Dr. Marvin Buttercheeks about the local phenomenon.

ST: Dr. Buttercheeks, you referred to the condition as "massive butthurt". Can you explain what you meant by this?
BUTTERCHEEKS: Well, simply put, it means the person is being whiny, unable to cope with life's problems, and overall is basically being a bitch.

ST: I see. And why do you think Laker fans are so susceptible to the condition?

BUTTERCHEEKS: Given their proximity to Hollywood, and the fact that they are used to success, it's easily understandable why, when faced with the overwhelming odds that they are lottery bound for the next decade, they refuse to accept that fact. And so, massive butthurt ensues.

ST: What would you suggest those with massive butthurt do?

BUTTERCHEEKS: I heard the LA Kings won a title in 2013, so getting into hockey might be a good idea. Another possibility would be becoming a Spurs fan. With this move, the Spurs have a great shot at another title. Let's face it, most Lakers fans are bandwagoners anyways so it shouldn't be too hard a transition.

ST: Thanks for your time!
BUTTERCHEEKS: My pleasure. Tim Duncan is better than Kobe. Oh and lol 2008 Finals.


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[Silver&Black]

And I'm enjoying every fucking minute of it...

:lol Dr. Marvin Buttercheeks

[LkrFan]

:lol

[Mikeanaro]

Fuck you Adam Levine you sissy jew suck my fat one.

[Cry Havoc]

In sports news earlier today, ST learned that from sources that Laker fans in southern California experienced a widespread uprising known as "massive butthurt", upon hearing of the Spurs signing Lamarcus Aldridge. We interviewed noted sport psychologist Dr. Marvin Buttercheeks about the local phenomenon.

ST: Dr. Buttercheeks, you referred to the condition as "massive butthurt". Can you explain what you meant by this?
BUTTERCHEEKS: Well, simply put, it means the person is being whiny, unable to cope with life's problems, and overall is basically being a bitch.

ST: I see. And why do you think Laker fans are so susceptible to the condition?

BUTTERCHEEKS: Given their proximity to Hollywood, and the fact that they are used to success, it's easily understandable why, when faced with the overwhelming odds that they are lottery bound for the next decade, they refuse to accept that fact. And so, massive butthurt ensues.

ST: What would you suggest those with massive butthurt do?

BUTTERCHEEKS: I heard the LA Kings won a title in 2013, so getting into hockey might be a good idea. Another possibility would be becoming a Spurs fan. With this move, the Spurs have a great shot at another title. Let's face it, most Lakers fans are bandwagoners anyways so it shouldn't be too hard a transition.

ST: Thanks for your time!
BUTTERCHEEKS: My pleasure. Tim Duncan is better than Kobe. Oh and lol 2008 Finals.


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:rollin

[Koolaid_Man]

In sports news earlier today, ST learned that from sources that Laker fans in southern California experienced a widespread uprising known as "massive butthurt", upon hearing of the Spurs signing Lamarcus Aldridge. We interviewed noted sport psychologist Dr. Marvin Buttercheeks about the local phenomenon.

ST: Dr. Buttercheeks, you referred to the condition as "massive butthurt". Can you explain what you meant by this?
BUTTERCHEEKS: Well, simply put, it means the person is being whiny, unable to cope with life's problems, and overall is basically being a bitch.

ST: I see. And why do you think Laker fans are so susceptible to the condition?

BUTTERCHEEKS: Given their proximity to Hollywood, and the fact that they are used to success, it's easily understandable why, when faced with the overwhelming odds that they are lottery bound for the next decade, they refuse to accept that fact. And so, massive butthurt ensues.

ST: What would you suggest those with massive butthurt do?

BUTTERCHEEKS: I heard the LA Kings won a title in 2013, so getting into hockey might be a good idea. Another possibility would be becoming a Spurs fan. With this move, the Spurs have a great shot at another title. Let's face it, most Lakers fans are bandwagoners anyways so it shouldn't be too hard a transition.

ST: Thanks for your time!
BUTTERCHEEKS: My pleasure. Tim Duncan is better than Kobe. Oh and lol 2008 Finals.


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You tricked me bro..I honestly thought we were friends..shame on you tbh...

[Spur-Addict]

:lol Buttercheeks

[unforeseen]

:lol Buttercheeks

[Chris]

I hear Wojtek is on the scene as well

[KaiRMD1]

The two greatest pictures to represent the Lakers franchise:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BBUpiM_CUAAfS_f.jpg
and
http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/adam-levine-lakers-aldridge-jersey.jpg

[Splits]

They literally have nothing to play for this season.

They struck out as hard as possible in free agency.

Nobody wants to play with Kobe.

He fucked their franchise due to his selfishness and sociopathic ways.

He's destroying his legacy, the media has turned on him whereas they used to suck every drip from his tip.

There is no way they can even sniff the playoffs.

Henkie owns the pick unless they can miraculously keep it in the top-3.

They're the laughing stock of the league.

Their fans hate their ownership, front office and management.

They have one of the worst coaches in the league

The franchise is in shambles, with zero positive scenarios to make them relevant in the next 5 years.

Meanwhile, the Spurs are rebuilding on the fly by drafting well, finding scrap heap pieces and turning them into sought after starters, and landing the big fish in free agency.

Damn it feels good to be a Spurs fan right now, especially since there is so much to laugh at looking west at the purple n' piss.

[Killakobe81]

In sports news earlier today, ST learned that from sources that Laker fans in southern California experienced a widespread uprising known as "massive butthurt", upon hearing of the Spurs signing Lamarcus Aldridge. We interviewed noted sport psychologist Dr. Marvin Buttercheeks about the local phenomenon.

ST: Dr. Buttercheeks, you referred to the condition as "massive butthurt". Can you explain what you meant by this?
BUTTERCHEEKS: Well, simply put, it means the person is being whiny, unable to cope with life's problems, and overall is basically being a bitch.

ST: I see. And why do you think Laker fans are so susceptible to the condition?

BUTTERCHEEKS: Given their proximity to Hollywood, and the fact that they are used to success, it's easily understandable why, when faced with the overwhelming odds that they are lottery bound for the next decade, they refuse to accept that fact. And so, massive butthurt ensues.

ST: What would you suggest those with massive butthurt do?

BUTTERCHEEKS: I heard the LA Kings won a title in 2013, so getting into hockey might be a good idea. Another possibility would be becoming a Spurs fan. With this move, the Spurs have a great shot at another title. Let's face it, most Lakers fans are bandwagoners anyways so it shouldn't be too hard a transition.

ST: Thanks for your time!
BUTTERCHEEKS: My pleasure. Tim Duncan is better than Kobe. Oh and lol 2008 Finals.


Please stay tuned for more late breaking news from your favorite sports message board!

Come on lngrr you better than this ...
Appreciate your service this independence day ...
but remember I am on record not wanting Aldridge, Monroe or Jordan at max ...

Lol Celts drafted another PG ...

[LnGrrrR]

Killa, cmon, you know I gotta get digs in all the usual Laker jokers (Kool and Luva). C's are right there in the gutter with ya mang :D

[Killakobe81]

Killa, cmon, you know I gotta get digs in all the usual Laker jokers (Kool and Luva). C's are right there in the gutter with ya mang :D

I know and your squad is all that matters ...
at least you got a good young coach ...