21_Dickings
07-04-2015, 04:59 PM
Yeah, congrats on your "huge" signing, fat necks, but LMA is softer than Spurfan shit after he eats 5 burritos. You guys will be decent, but just a middling playoff team.
As for the Lakers, they brilliantly tanked last year and snagged the best PG and overall player in the draft who is Russell Westbrook on steroids. And don't hope for any rookie adjustment period, DeAngelo will fly out of the gate averaging 20 and 9. Next on that depth chart is Clarkson, who can explode for 25 at a moment's notice.
Randle shed 20 pounds and looks beast. Expect Charles Barkley 2.0 next season.
And that brings me to the Mamba. The fuckin' Mamba! He'll be rested and rejuvenated and back to prime form. Who's gonna stop him? Kiwi? Iggy? Klay? :lmao
Now, I can't quite J.H.U.T.T. The Warriors are a beast team and I love them, as all Lakers fans do, but we have a very good chance of knocking them off.
Spurs, on the other hand, paper champions.
As for the Lakers, they brilliantly tanked last year and snagged the best PG and overall player in the draft who is Russell Westbrook on steroids. And don't hope for any rookie adjustment period, DeAngelo will fly out of the gate averaging 20 and 9. Next on that depth chart is Clarkson, who can explode for 25 at a moment's notice.
Randle shed 20 pounds and looks beast. Expect Charles Barkley 2.0 next season.
And that brings me to the Mamba. The fuckin' Mamba! He'll be rested and rejuvenated and back to prime form. Who's gonna stop him? Kiwi? Iggy? Klay? :lmao
Now, I can't quite J.H.U.T.T. The Warriors are a beast team and I love them, as all Lakers fans do, but we have a very good chance of knocking them off.
Spurs, on the other hand, paper champions.