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benstanfield
07-06-2015, 01:28 PM
Sources: Carlos Boozer is in on-going conversations with LAC, SA, Dallas and Toronto

BBRef says he played 24% of his minutes at C last year, shot 47% from 10-16 feet.


http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13458341/images/1294616138392.gif

NASpurs
07-06-2015, 01:29 PM
:lmao

cd98
07-06-2015, 01:33 PM
He's not a bad option at 1.5 million to play 10 minutes per game at center. Sure he can't block shots, which is a problem. But he can get physical.

SupremeGuy
07-06-2015, 01:33 PM
'Dat hair though!

https://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/carlos-boozer-hair-3.jpg

Robz4000
07-06-2015, 01:34 PM
Fak

Vic Petro
07-06-2015, 01:34 PM
Is this like one of those Carnival cruises where the boat gets stranded and everyone has to live in shit and squalor until they are rescued?

Spurs9
07-06-2015, 01:34 PM
'Dat hair though!

https://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/carlos-boozer-hair-3.jpg


^ :lmao

Beaverfuzz
07-06-2015, 01:34 PM
Sources: Carlos Boozer is in on-going conversations with LAC, SA, Dallas and Toronto

BBRef says he played 24% of his minutes at C last year, shot 47% from 10-16 feet.


http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13458341/images/1294616138392.gif

Your mom

:lol :bobo

EVAY
07-06-2015, 01:42 PM
As a ten minute per game back-up, it works for me. He is very physical and we need a little bit of that with Baynsie gone.

TheGreatYacht
07-06-2015, 01:44 PM
That JaMychal Green waive still hunting us to this day :depressed

Spur-Addict
07-06-2015, 01:47 PM
NO.

Axegrinder
07-06-2015, 01:48 PM
Please torpedo Booze Cruise..Thank you

timvp
07-06-2015, 01:50 PM
Minimum? Okay. Can't complain if he is your fourth big.

SpursFan86
07-06-2015, 01:51 PM
I'd maybe be okay with him as a 5th big...but if he's playing 15-20 mpg, absolutely fucking not :lol

HarlemHeat37
07-06-2015, 01:52 PM
Minimum? Okay. Can't complain if he is your fourth big.

I don't mind him as an individual basketball player, but he's such a loser, tbh:lol..doesn't care, at all, I can't even imagine him giving a fuck about playing for a title..

Pickings are slim at the minimum, but I'd rather take a less talented player that gives energy/hustle like Hansbrough..

-21-
07-06-2015, 02:05 PM
No thanks, Spurs can do better tbh.

EVAY
07-06-2015, 02:08 PM
I don't mind him as an individual basketball player, but he's such a loser, tbh:lol..doesn't care, at all, I can't even imagine him giving a fuck about playing for a title..

Pickings are slim at the minimum, but I'd rather take a less talented player that gives energy/hustle like Hansbrough..

If we had that choice I don't think there would be any question - Hansborough in a heartbeat. I don't think we have that choice though, do we?

milkyway21
07-06-2015, 02:08 PM
:hang. :(

SpurPadre
07-06-2015, 02:17 PM
Please no one say that around R.C. tbh.

SPURt
07-06-2015, 02:23 PM
This is gonna be one of those cruises where everyone is leaking green from various body holes, praying for mercy, only to be 100 miles from land in a ship with busted engines. It's gonna be the scat version of Gilligan's Island.

HarlemHeat37
07-06-2015, 02:25 PM
This is gonna be one of those cruises where everyone is leaking green from various body holes, praying for mercy, only to be 100 miles from land in a ship with busted engines. It's gonna be the scat version of Gilligan's Island.

:lol..

elemento
07-06-2015, 02:27 PM
Not me

He is the RJ of the PFs. A loser, soft with a big vagina that shrinks when it matters.

Gimme David West over this bum

DPG21920
07-06-2015, 02:28 PM
Could do worse but there are other qualities I'd prefer. Like Withey

SPURt
07-06-2015, 02:46 PM
Not me

He is the RJ of the PFs. A loser, soft with a big vagina that shrinks when it matters.

Gimme David West over this bum
Did you just describe a butthole? When it really matters (as in about to brown some newly washed undies) it shrinks. Wouldn't a shrinking vagina go in the "pros" column?

elemento
07-06-2015, 02:48 PM
Did you just describe a butthole? When it really matters (as in about to brown some newly washed undies) it shrinks. Wouldn't a shrinking vagina go in the "pros" column?

WTF

I like your avatar though. Nicest hair ever !

MaNu4Tres
07-06-2015, 02:56 PM
Too shot happy, too much ego.

The things Spurs need from their 4th big, he's not good at. Pass

ceperez
07-06-2015, 02:57 PM
That JaMychal Green waive still hunting us to this day :depressed

Does it occur to you that the Spurs had to waive JaMychal green so as to make sure there's enough cap room to sign Aldridge?

baseline bum
07-06-2015, 04:53 PM
Man I'm so glad the Spurs aren't going to have to go for the Boozers of the league now.

Russ
07-06-2015, 04:58 PM
Man I'm so glad the Spurs aren't going to have to go for the Boozers of the league now.

I don't want any Boozers on the Spurs (other than Pop).

Kidd K
07-06-2015, 05:02 PM
Don't we still have Diaw? And Duncan, West, Aldridge? I'm not entirely sure we need Boozer at this point. I would rather we get a playmaking guard because we need that the most if Parker or Ginobili get hurt.

Of course, I have no prob getting Boozer as a backup. . .he's an efficient scorer and a good rebounder. Not much of a defender though.

baseline bum
07-06-2015, 05:02 PM
I don't want any Boozers on the Spurs (other than Pop).

And RC

Shabazz
07-06-2015, 05:05 PM
Calling it right now... Spurs never win a title with Boozer on the roster.

BillMc
07-06-2015, 05:06 PM
Booze Cruise is probably sunk now.

Hoops Czar
07-06-2015, 05:06 PM
Boozer's IQ is so low, he actually makes Ayres look smart.

sammy
07-06-2015, 05:07 PM
This is gonna be one of those cruises where everyone is leaking green from various body holes, praying for mercy, only to be 100 miles from land in a ship with busted engines. It's gonna be the scat version of Gilligan's Island.

LMFAO! :rollin:rollin

Aztecfan03
07-06-2015, 05:41 PM
Don't we still have Diaw? And Duncan, West, Aldridge? I'm not entirely sure we need Boozer at this point. I would rather we get a playmaking guard because we need that the most if Parker or Ginobili get hurt.

Of course, I have no prob getting Boozer as a backup. . .he's an efficient scorer and a good rebounder. Not much of a defender though.
thread was made before West decided, so i'd like to think OP would say no now. We need a 7-footer now as our last big.

Kidd K
07-06-2015, 05:45 PM
thread was made before West decided, so i'd like to think OP would say no now. We need a 7-footer now as our last big.

There aren't too many options though. What's out there still?

keepinitwill
07-06-2015, 08:19 PM
I would rather see Cady Lalanne get a shot. What better time to get some young bigs into the mix. We should take the opportunity for TD and LA to mentor some young talent.

keepinitwill
07-06-2015, 08:28 PM
thread was made before West decided, so i'd like to think OP would say no now. We need a 7-footer now as our last big.

It's going to be tough. I would like to see us get Aldrich or Withey, or convince Okafor to jump on board.

DMC
07-06-2015, 09:02 PM
Fuck yeah I'd take him over a shit ton of others.

spursparker9
07-06-2015, 09:06 PM
Over Bonner definitely

Strategic
07-06-2015, 09:08 PM
No screamers

ceperez
07-06-2015, 09:11 PM
Kind of redundant a player after West signed up.

HI-FI
07-06-2015, 09:12 PM
Fuck no. I would take Psycho T any day over him.

UNT Eagles 2016
07-07-2015, 02:54 AM
Remember when we traded him in 2009? You know, back when he had that odd patch of hair on the nape of his neck? Yeah...those were the days.

....But in all seriousness, I'd rather take Dicky back. We could use a backup SF anyways, and he "knows the system" lol...

popdagreat
07-07-2015, 02:54 AM
please no, all he does is scream "and 1"

UNT Eagles 2016
07-07-2015, 02:57 AM
please no, all he does is scream "and 1"

Last year he got benched for a 3rd string quality PF/C. His heyday was in Utah when Millsap was better than him anyways. His goose is long cooked.

Fireball
07-07-2015, 02:58 AM
I prefer Bonner ... Pop would drink even more Booze after every defensive lapse CB makes.

cutewizard
07-07-2015, 02:59 AM
pass....................

hater
07-07-2015, 08:53 AM
captain Boozer will steer the ship to the nearest iceberg and as the ship goes down he will be screaming "and one!!;!!!"

silverblackfan
07-07-2015, 08:57 AM
No way. Although he has pretty good skills, he is redundant with West on the team now. We would do better to find a legit center sized player or just bring in some young talent to cultivate.

Screw Boozer.

pgardn
07-07-2015, 09:08 AM
We need a physical player willing to be used as a banger. Boozer actually wants a stat line. We don't need him in the locker room either.

MI21
07-07-2015, 09:52 AM
Would rather this

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