Matt Bonner says iPhone 6 caused elbow injury that led to shooting woes

[NASpurs]

http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/san-antonio-spurs-matt-bonner-iphone-elbow-injury-070615?vid=478255171923

Via the ConcordMonitor.com (http://www.concordmonitor.com/community/town-by-town/concord/17589745-95/rapping-and-rocking-with-matt-bonner):


"You're about to get an exclusive here. I hate to make excuses, I was raised to never make excuses, but I went through a two-and-a-half month stretch where I had really bad tennis elbow, and during that stretch it made it so painful for me to shoot I'd almost be cringing before I even caught the ball like, 'Oh, this is going to kill.'



Everybody is going to find this hilarious, but here's my theory on how I got it. When the new iPhone came out it was way bigger than the last one, and I think because I got that new phone it was a strain to use it, you have to stretch further to hit the buttons, and I honestly think that's how I ended up developing it."

[NASpurs]

:lmao I thought it was the fucking Onion when I read this shit

[RD2191]

:lmao

[BillMc]

If there's any truth to it, maybe his shooting will return to form this year!

[peacemaker885]

Red Mamba will come back with a vengeance...


http://www.newhampshire.com/storyimage/UL/20130905/AGGREGATION/130909633/AR/0/AR-130909633.jpg?q=100

[MVPCues]

Obviously trolling. The very first line sort of gives that away.

[SpursFan86]

...are you fucking kidding me :lmao

[BillMc]

Red Mamba will come back with a vengeance...


http://www.newhampshire.com/storyimage/UL/20130905/AGGREGATION/130909633/AR/0/AR-130909633.jpg?q=100

:toast

[Mr Bones]

Bonner trolling. Awesome.

[SupremeGuy]

http://www.redrivertheatres.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bonner.jpg

He's back bitches.

[hater]

LOL hes not trolling you applefaggots

the Spurs Medical Staff confirmed this. One of the Spurs conditioning coaches suffered similar injury by gaming too much on the Apple iShit 6

:lmao Apple

[HI-FI]

http://www.redrivertheatres.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bonner.jpg

He's back bitches.
:lmao
nig just trolling his haters at this point.

[Brazil]

On a side not it happened quite the same to me with a change of mouse, I went for a smaller wireless mouse and this shit fucked up my hand tbh

[HI-FI]

On a side not it happened quite the same to me with a change of mouse, I went for a smaller wireless mouse and this shit fucked up my hand tbh
Or you were incessantly fapping to Draghixa.

[SupremeGuy]

On a side not it happened quite the same to me with a change of mouse, I went for a smaller wireless mouse and this shit fucked up my hand tbhlol everything about this post screams france tbh :lol

[slick'81]

For the vet.min he'll be back

[Brazil]

Or you were incessantly fapping to Draghixa.

:lol this too probably

I prefer fapping on miss norway (chek youporn) good stuff

[Brazil]

lol everything about this post screams france tbh :lol

:lol asshole

dude I'm older than you

YOU WILL SEE

[Aztecfan03]

On a side not it happened quite the same to me with a change of mouse, I went for a smaller wireless mouse and this shit fucked up my hand tbh

oh shit.

[HI-FI]

:lol this too probably

I prefer fapping on miss norway (chek youporn) good stuff
I'l check that out later (don't want to get booted from Starfucks atm)
Draghixa was way too pretty for porn, but like this offseason, I got no complaints. :lol

[timvp]

Meh, I buy it :lol

Re-sign him for the minimum to give the Spurs a non-disruptive, sometimes-useful fifth or sixth big.

[ThaBigFundamental21]

He's not getting resigned is he? Fuck me.

[Brazil]

I'l check that out later (don't want to get booted from Starfucks atm)
Draghixa was way too pretty for porn, but like this offseason, I got no complaints. :lol

Drag is great but dat miss norway dude...

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1231035347/12883-11-1294961099538.jpg

[HI-FI]

Drag is great but dat miss norway dude...

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1231035347/12883-11-1294961099538.jpg
....nice

[Robz4000]

:lol say what you will about Bonner on the court, but off the court you'll struggle to find a more likeable person