David West Is The Worst Defensive Big In The League

[Buddy Mignon]

What a joke of a lineup the Spurs are producing. You shitty guards with bigs that can't guard for shit. Good luck luck, faggots.

[Killakobe81]

Did he sign? And if he did ... good get. Spurs vs. Cavs Finals showdown looming?

[Buddy Mignon]

Did he sign? And if he did ... good get. Spurs vs. Cavs Finals showdown looming?


I mean... what are they getting... lifetime blow jobs from fat chicks over there. Lord knows they ain't getting paid.

[Thread]

Yeah, he signed.

Christ-a-mighty. I could just cry.

[Splits]

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:lmao Naruto is soooo salty

[Buddy Mignon]

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:lmao Naruto is soooo salty

You just have the money for my hooker. I already have some prospects ready.

[Buddy Mignon]

Yeah, he signed.

Christ-a-mighty. I could just cry.

Don't worry, Cully... It's a recipe for disaster.

[Splits]

You just have the money for my hooker. I already have some prospects ready.

Oh it's on bitch. You won't even win 30 games :lmao

[Buddy Mignon]

Oh it's on bitch. You won't even win 30 games :lmao

You telling me we won't do better than the fucking Pelicans?

[Splits]

You telling me we won't do better than the fucking Pelicans?

Your team is a complete disaster :lmao

[SupremeGuy]

BM is at his limit... :lol

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[Mr Bones]

The NBA forum is just Pure Comedy Gold these days...

[Splits]

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Damn, this is bliss.

[Buddy Mignon]

The NBA forum is just Pure Comedy Gold these days...

:lol

[Buddy Mignon]

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Damn, this is bliss.

What a loser!!!

[midnightpulp]

David West Defensive +/-: +1.00

Brandon Bass Defensive +/-: -0.21

Eat shit, Luva.

Roy Hibbert :lmao

[Killakobe81]

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Damn, this is bliss.

I aint gonna lie. That is damn impressive. Pop and RC are masterminds.

[Splits]

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[LkrFan]

$11+ million dollars left on the table? The D In David West must stand for Dumbass! :lol

[Mr Bones]

http://espn.go.com/nba/statistics/rpm/_/sort/DRPM/position/6

David West: #31 in defensive rating

Brandon Bass: #60 in defensive rating

:lol

[midnightpulp]

$11+ million dollars left on the table? The D In David West must stand for Dumbass! :lol

Chin up, Pepe.

You got Mount Hibbert and Brandon Bass!

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Damn, this is bliss.

I wish I'd a never come here, pre-Pau, or pP. See, this how life can get topsy turvy on ya. I never looked at ya even during the battles early in the century. You were just the loyal opposition. I only came here because Duncan hit that 3 and I had nowhere else to go to "celebrate." "Go there, Dale and give thanks, it'll be cute." Now look how it's evolved.

Now? I'm all in.

Fuck me.

[Splits]

Malone did the same thing to go to the Lakers back when they were a respected franchise.

[HarlemHeat37]

Damn, niggas are giving up 12 mil per year to play in fucking SAN ANTONIO now?:lmao..

It's a new day, tbh..new NBA..

[Buddy Mignon]

David West Defensive +/-: +1.00

Brandon Bass Defensive +/-: -0.21

Eat shit, Luva.

Roy Hibbert :lmao

Tony Parker just had the worst season since his rookie year... and going into his 15th year it ain't getting better. You eat shit.

[Buddy Mignon]

Damn, niggas are giving up 12 mil per year to play in fucking SAN ANTONIO now?:lmao..

It's a new day, tbh..new NBA..

Spurs should be investigated for some underhanded bull shit.

[midnightpulp]

Damn, niggas are giving up 12 mil per year to play in fucking SAN ANTONIO now?:lmao..

It's a new day, tbh..new NBA..

We staaaaaacked!!!!

But the fatboy looms. Gonna have to figure that one out. Even he can kill this lineup.

[midnightpulp]

Tony Parker just had the worst season since his rookie year... and going into his 15th year it ain't getting better. You eat shit.

You finally make a point, and yes, I'm worried that the fatboy will derail this whole thing on the court.

[Thread]

Malone did the same thing to go to the Lakers back when they were a respected franchise.

Hopefully, it'll turn out in mirror image.

[Buddy Mignon]

You finally make a point, and yes, I'm worried that the fatboy will derail this whole thing on the court.

We have about 5 guards that can blow his sorry ass. You better give him some of what Jim is taking. West won't fit. He's not a team player... it's not in his nature.

[Splits]

I wish I'd a never come here, pre-Pau, or pP. See, this how life can get topsy turvy on ya. I never looked at ya even during the battles early in the century. You were just the loyal opposition. I only came here because Duncan hit that 3 and I had nowhere else to go to "celebrate." "Go there, Dale and give thanks, it'll be cute." Now look how it's evolved.

Now? I'm all in.

Fuck me.

I'd be lying if I said I felt an ounce of sympathy. You and your minions can have all the off court nonsense, we'll take the on court success.

[Blake]

Tony Parker just had the worst season since his rookie year... and going into his 15th year it ain't getting better. You eat shit.

http://c85c7a.medialib.glogster.com/media/e3/e3de96428436bd30784100d6400cc2cd6c1a8354260b407ce7 9519dd2c69c6b3/sodium-gif.gifruto

[Thread]

^Wait till Kool shows up, Luva.

tee, hee.

[LkrFan]

Chin up, Pepe.

You got Mount Hibbert and Brandon Bass!

:lol

If Jim don't rang, stand by son. BTW, rank these teams:

Dubs
Spurs
Cavs
Bulls

Clearly y'all are the favorites, right?

[Buddy Mignon]

I wish I'd a never come here, pre-Pau, or pP. See, this how life can get topsy turvy on ya. I never looked at ya even during the battles early in the century. You were just the loyal opposition. I only came here because Duncan hit that 3 and I had nowhere else to go to "celebrate." "Go there, Dale and give thanks, it'll be cute." Now look how it's evolved.

Now? I'm all in.

Fuck me.

Pull ya self together, Thread. We're still at war here.

[Thread]

I'd be lying if I said I felt an ounce of sympathy.

I wouldn't give you the satisfaction. Simply being candid.

[Buddy Mignon]

:lol

If Jim don't rang, stand by son. BTW, rank these teams:

Dubs
Spurs
Cavs
Bulls

Clearly y'all are the favorites, right?

The Bulls are a joke and the Cavs have absolutely no threat in the East.

[Thread]

Pull ya self together, Thread. We're still at war here.

I know. Just commenting on how life can turn into something else. Just incredibly fantastic.

[Blake]

^Wait till Kool shows up, Luva.

tee, hee.

Kool on the way

http://www.mortonsalt.com/content/images/our-history-images/mortons-history-images/time_1998_380x248.jpg?v=1.5

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Kool on the way

http://www.mortonsalt.com/content/images/our-history-images/mortons-history-images/time_1998_380x248.jpg?v=1.5

It'll be like having to see my father whenever Bear Bryant failed. Just broke my heart. Now I have to face Kool.

[Buddy Mignon]

^Wait till Kool shows up, Luva.

tee, hee.

I think I'm going to get some of that Popeyes and wit until Okafor breaks his tail bone in the rookie game tonight.

[Killakobe81]

Like I said wow just wow

[Thread]

Truth:::when it was rumored I just walked away from it hoping against hope it was a lie, or, would not actually happen. Like a dream, or, half nightmare.

This is just decimating.

[Thread]

I think I'm going to get some of that Popeyes and wit until Okafor breaks his tail bone in the rookie game tonight.

Yep, and I'm ordering the Catfish dinner, really piss 'em off.

[LkrFan]

The Bulls are a joke and the Cavs have absolutely no threat in the East.

I'm hoping the Bucks surprise us and take them to at least 6:

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If they stay healthy (big IF) they should be a top 5 seed.

[Thread]

Truth:::when it was rumored I just walked away from it hoping against hope it was a lie, or, would not actually happen. Like a dream, or, half nightmare.

This is just decimating.

ADDENDUM:::I even broke down and opened another browser (this one is kicked out of the Spurs Forum) after Splits came in bellowing about it. Pressed the Spurs Forum and peeked thru my fingers. Fuck me.

[midnightpulp]

:lol

If Jim don't rang, stand by son. BTW, rank these teams:

Dubs
Spurs
Cavs
Bulls

Clearly y'all are the favorites, right?

Dubs.
Lakers (according to Luva, you guys are more stacked than us).
Spurs.
Cavs.

The rest.

[Mitch]

That Spurs defense is fading

[Buddy Mignon]

Yep, and I'm ordering the Catfish dinner, really piss 'em off.

Every time I go there I think about the pot and pans rattling that you mentioned. Just might order some shit to piss them off. They're good for forgetting my beans and rice.

[Buddy Mignon]

Dubs.
Lakers (according to Luva, you guys are more stacked than us).
Spurs.
Cavs.

The rest.

Nope... I said we're making the playoffs. If you can't be honest about that then I'm not paying you even if Cully does request it of me.

[Thread]

Every time I go there I think about the pot and pans rattling that you mentioned. Just might order some shit to piss them off. They're good for forgetting my beans and rice.

Yep, like ordering a banana split at DQ. WWIII. And they try to hide the bananas, but, I bring my own. "Here."

[Buddy Mignon]

I'm hoping the Bucks surprise us and take them to at least 6:

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If they stay healthy (big IF) they should be a top 5 seed.

Lebron will eat those lil niggas alive.

[midnightpulp]

That Spurs defense is fading

West was a net positive on the defensive end. Try again, fuckstick.

On the other hand, Brandon Bass and Lou Williams never even heard of defense.

[Brazil]

for 1,5 M :lmao

[Buddy Mignon]

Yep, like ordering a banana split at DQ. WWIII. And they try to hide the bananas, but, I bring my own. "Here."

:lmao I'll be back. I need to eat some of this stress away.

[~O~]

I actually agree with this. Stats support.

[midnightpulp]

Nope... I said we're making the playoffs. If you can't be honest about that then I'm not paying you even if Cully does request it of me.

You basically said it.

Lou Williams>>>any guard we have

Brandon Bass>LMA

Kobe>>>>>>>>>>Leonard and Green (don't front, you believe that).

Hibbert=Duncan

[Thread]

You basically said it.

Lou Williams>>>any guard we have

Brandon Bass>LMA

Kobe>>>>>>>>>>Leonard and Green (don't front, you believe that).

Hibbert=Duncan

Can't you be graceful in triumph, Midst? Don't continue this tact, I implore you.

[Mitch]

West was a net positive on the defensive end. Try again, fuckstick.

On the other hand, Brandon Bass and Lou Williams never even heard of defense.

You're still around here, bone head? They should exile you for shit luck :lol

[Thread]

:lmao I'll be back. I need to eat some of this stress away.

Yep, and I'm going to try and join the YMCA again too, for the like the 6th time to use their pool. The other 5 times I end up back out in my Caddy without the membership card. This time I ain't leavin' without it.

[Chris]

Yep, like ordering a banana split at DQ. WWIII. And they try to hide the bananas, but, I bring my own. "Here."

:lol

[Cry Havoc]

Nope... I said we're making the playoffs. If you can't be honest about that then I'm not paying you even if Cully does request it of me.

:lmao Lakers making the playoffs.

:lmao Would be lucky to win 35 in a conference where 47 wins buys you a 9th place finish. :lol

[midnightpulp]

You're still around here, bone head? They should exile you for shit luck :lol

My luck is so "shit" we just curbstomped this off-season, while you got yourself a guy who had a 0 point and 0 rebound game in the playoffs.

[Blake]

That Spurs defense is fading

Yeah I remember the good ol days of yesteryear when Kawhi was a spry young DPOY.

:cry seems like yesterday

[Technique]

The greatest off season since 1997

[midnightpulp]

Yeah I remember the good ol days of yesteryear when Kawhi was a spry young DPOY.

:cry seems like yesterday

And West has been a net positive defender throughout his career. The Spurs defense only took a very, very marginal hit with the loss of Splitter (a healthy Splitter is one of the better big defenders in the league), but their offensive firepower grew by bounds.

Only worries are health (Duncan is 40, after all) and the fatboy ruining this whole thing.

[DarrinS]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salty_dog_(cocktail)

[Thread]

And West has been a net positive defender throughout his career. The Spurs defense only took a very, very marginal hit with the loss of Splitter (a healthy Splitter is one of the better big defenders in the league), but their offensive firepower grew by bounds.

Only worries are health (Duncan is 40, after all) and the fatboy ruining this whole thing.

You must feel like a million bucks, Midst. Go on, tell it.

[midnightpulp]

You must feel like a million bucks, Midst. Go on, tell it.

Yep. We've never had an off-season like this. Feels good.

[Thread]

The greatest off season since 1997

At least it didn't happen to the Suns. I'd get the gd Phillips head and run to the Maytag. I'd first stop and have a final chocolate milk though, perhaps jackoff a last time and count my money too.

[illmatic]

At least it didn't happen to the Suns. I'd get the gd Phillips head and run to the Maytag. I'd first stop and have a final chocolate milk though, perhaps jackoff a last time and count my money too.

Lol

[Thread]

Yep. We've never had an off-season like this. Feels good.

Can't you expand more than that? From the gd heart and gut.

[midnightpulp]

Can't you expand more than that? From the gd heart and gut.

I'm a natural born pessimist, so I expect calamity and injury to befall us the first week. I can't get too excited until number 6 is firmly in the case. But at least there's hope now. If we struck out this off-season, the window would've been shut. LMA + West opens it up for another 2-3 years.

[Dex]

:cry :cry :cry

[illmatic]

INB4 Cub cites the 1st 6th or the 2nd 6th.

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INB4 Cub cites the 1st 6th or the 2nd 6th.

I couldn't do that, ill. That would be beneath contempt. It'd (6th) would be free and clear, unencumbered.

[Blake]

INB4 Cub cites the 1st 6th or the 2nd 6th.

Laker fan reduced to pleading the 6th.

It's not right. The league and this board are much better places when the Lakers and Mavs are great.

[UZER]

That Spurs defense is fading

So is Lakerfan's

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Laker fan reduced to pleading the 6th.

It's not right. The league and this board are much better places when the Lakers and Mavs are great.

The board yes, but, the league is just fine without us being good.

But, standing here puny & pitiful in front of the entire company is humbling. I feel like shit, like I'm living a nightmare and yet a part of me excited because I can put the Lakers in your spot just like that and I'd be so fucking happy and contented, busting balls and looking at the roster and making out lineups. Just fucking giddy. Instead, I'm holding the short & dirty end of the stick and wondering how in the fuck I got here.

[Thread]

I couldn't do that, ill. That would be beneath contempt. It'd (6th) would be free and clear, unencumbered.

+ I'd have to lift The Bag and ask Girl for travel money to go to California with it. "No. Get a job."

[Splits]

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[Silver&Black]

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:lmao Holy Shit....

[Robz4000]

Dubs.
Lakers (according to Luva, you guys are more stacked than us).
Spurs.
Cavs.

The rest.

How are the Dubs above the Spurs tbh? They may be the defending champs but I'm still of the opinion had they met the Spurs in the playoffs the Spurs win in 6; just too many match-up issues for them to overcome thanks to Leonard/Green/Diaw.

[Wilt Chamberlain]

smh. Theres me then there is Roy Hibbert. Lakers fans around here always try to overcompensate like this? Thought that was an LG thing.

[InTheCrust]

smh. Theres me then there is Roy Hibbert. Lakers fans around here always try to overcompensate like this? Thought that was an LG thing.
ayo wilt you comin back from the dead to sign with the spurs?

[Wilt Chamberlain]

How are the Dubs above the Spurs tbh? They may be the defending champs but I'm still of the opinion had they met the Spurs in the playoffs the Spurs win in 6; just too many match-up issues for them to overcome thanks to Leonard/Green/Diaw.They were not a dominant team in any of their series.

[Wilt Chamberlain]

ayo wilt you comin back from the dead to sign with the spurs?How can you not have respect for that organization? They say the easiest way to spot fear is to find the ones trying to compensate for it.

[Blake]

The board yes, but, the league is just fine without us being good.


the league itself is fine, but I'm talking fan perspective. It's much more palatable when the Lakers, cowboys, Yankees and Notre Dames of the world are on top for the rest of us to throw rocks at

[mudyez]

Come on! He left less than a half Kobe salary on the table! So whats the big deal?

[DPG21920]

Luva, why are you acting like a dummy? I know LA is not doing well, but damn. Can you just act normal for once and stop starting so many stupid threads?

It's not even good trolling

[Buddy Mignon]

Luva, why are you acting like a dummy? I know LA is not doing well, but damn. Can you just act normal for once and stop starting so many stupid threads?

It's not even good trolling

I'm talking hoops lil nigga. Go upstairs if you can't handle the heat.

[Silver&Black]

"I can't believe they're leaving David West wide open!"

- Me, while taking #6 out of the case

Sup, FkLA

[midnightpulp]

How are the Dubs above the Spurs tbh? They may be the defending champs but I'm still of the opinion had they met the Spurs in the playoffs the Spurs win in 6; just too many match-up issues for them to overcome thanks to Leonard/Green/Diaw.

The Fatboy. Can't discount his "impact" or lack thereof. There's nowhere to hide him against Golden State.

[Robz4000]

The Fatboy. Can't discount his "impact" or lack thereof. There's nowhere to hide him against Golden State.

:lol thinking Harrison Barnes would negate Green/Leonard tearing off Curry/Thompson's balls.

[midnightpulp]

:lol thinking Harrison Barnes would negate Green/Leonard tearing off Curry/Thompson's balls.

I agree. But the Fatboy has a way of throwing a monkey wrench into everything.

He's the one reason I'm not 100% confident.

[Buddy Mignon]

:lol thinking Harrison Barnes would negate Green/Leonard tearing off Curry/Thompson's balls.

Kiwi couldn't slow Chris Paul. And he was injured.

[Robz4000]

I agree. But the Fatboy has a way of throwing a monkey wrench into everything.

He's the one reason I'm not 100% confident.

I still think, all teams fully healthy, that Meth will continue to be the Spurs' worst matchup.

[Robz4000]

Kiwi couldn't slow Chris Paul. And he was injured.

Kiwi's taken a dump on Thompson since he entered the league.

[Blake]

"I can't believe they're leaving David West wide open!"

- Me, while taking #6 out of the case

Forum is now wide open for awful sock puppets.

[Clipper Nation]

Forum is now wide open for awful sock puppets.
Your wife was wide open for Tyrone.

[Blake]

Your wife was wide open for Tyrone.

You can't help yourself fantasizing about my ex and some dude named Tyrone, can you.

explain Tyrone's physical characteristics. Or have djr210 draw a pic. I want to see what you exactly what you are thinking of. It should be lol.

[^PosterAboveMe=Cuck^]

^

[Silver&Black]

^

You've got a bright future here....

[apalisoc_9]

Fuck you, faggot. I had my best season. I got to dribble the shotclock away to my heart's content, freeze out Kawhi every night, and then belly up to some all-you-can-eat Whataburger instead of going to practice.

:lmao

[TXstbobcat]

I mean... what are they getting... lifetime blow jobs from fat chicks over there. Lord knows they ain't getting paid.

Why do you ask? Does your Mom and Sister need a job?

[DMC]

I wish I'd a never come here, pre-Pau, or pP. See, this how life can get topsy turvy on ya. I never looked at ya even during the battles early in the century. You were just the loyal opposition. I only came here because Duncan hit that 3 and I had nowhere else to go to "celebrate." "Go there, Dale and give thanks, it'll be cute." Now look how it's evolved.

Now? I'm all in.

Fuck me.

You said it was Lee that hit the shot. Which was it?

[Splits]

:lmao

Oh look, a faggot laughing at his own faggotry

[Splits]

^

What a terrible troll name. Not in the least bit funny.

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You said it was Lee that hit the shot. Which was it?

Both:::

Duncan, pre Pau.

Lee, post Pau.

[benefactor]

^
:lol

Maybe reopening registration was a good idea after all.

[Splits]

I can barely walk these days, what with my ever-expanding Fupa and you clinging to my nuts like I'm an anorexic pre-op "supermodel."

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[apalisoc_9]

:lol

these news posters brining lols

[Splits]

:lol

these news posters brining lols

I'm guessing 9/10 new handles are yours. And they all suck. A Dale impersonator? Another Parker hater? Do you have no imagination?