Garnett boning Serena?????

[Banks91]

The title is self explanatory

[batman2883]

man serena and venus williams look straight up like dudes...it makes sense, seeing how much He envys Tim maybe he just wants to bone him too

[Vashner]

She's rich.. id hit it...

Even with a prenup as long as it had a couple million cash attached to it.

[SWC Bonfire]

man serena and venus williams look straight up like dudes...it makes sense, seeing how much He envys Tim maybe he just wants to bone him too

They are a bit man-ish.

[Sportcamper]

Mr. Banks...If I was a moderator I would record your IP address and ban you from every forum in America for posting such trash...And then...YES! and then...I would send your Onstar* information to the FBI so they can keep an eye on you!

[Vashner]

Mr. Banks...If I was a moderator I would record your IP address and ban you from every forum in America for posting such trash...And then...YES! and then...I would send your Onstar* information to the FBI so they can keep an eye on you!

Are you high on crack? I don't get it.

[batman2883]

Sportscamper is a crack addict who only sells now

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Serena Williams sets a new standard for hotness....and if Garnett impregnates her, their child will be the best athlete in the history of the World...

[Trainwreck2100]

Serean def. don't look very feminine, but Venus is bearable.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Poor Garnett. She could break him in half if she wanted to.

[MiNuS]

Garnett is a confused human. After all he played with two girlish teamates with
pigtails.

aaagghghh,I hate those pigtails as much as I hate football players with long braids!!!!

you know what I'm talking about?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Serena Williams defies the laws of physics and gravity

just like Garnett

Except Serena's body has got it goin ON

[batman2883]

CBF is proving why he is the worst poster

[TOP-CHERRY]

Except Serena's body has got it goin ON
Seriously?

[Kori Ellis]

Where did this info/rumor come from?

I thought Mr. Garnett got married this past summer (or was engaged).

[Cant_Be_Faded]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/229/serena8vc.th.jpg (http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=serena8vc.jpg)


you have a malfunctioning penis if you would not hit that

[Vashner]

Serena Williams defies the laws of physics and gravity

just like Garnett

Except Serena's body has got it goin ON

They are athletic girls.. that could probably kick your ass....

They use brute force to play tennis... Why do you think they banned the orgasm grunts? (the hitting ball grunts)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

They are athletic girls.. that could probably kick your ass....

They use brute force to play tennis... Why do you think they banned the orgasm grunts? (the hitting ball grunts)


WTF? They don't allow women to grunt when they hit the ball anymore???? I never heard about that, tell me more...

BTW i dont care if she can kick my ass, she still has a body that wont quit.

[SWC Bonfire]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/229/serena8vc.th.jpg (http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=serena8vc.jpg)


you have a malfunctioning penis if you would not hit that

Umm... no. She is the anti-Mecias.

[batman2883]

Venus and Serena are really men

[Cant_Be_Faded]

yeah Mecias is hotter, no doubt....but Serena, with makeup, wearing any of her self designed sexy outfits, is fucking hot

they're not doing commercials when they play tennis and her body looks ridiculous in that picture

[mookie2001]

serena is hot
really hot

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Venus and Serena are really men


If men had asses that made you drop your jaw to the floor and titties so big you wouldn't know where to begin

[Vashner]

Dude they would leave the average man in a steaming pile of goop after a hot lovemaking session.... or dead...

http://www.wtnphotos.com/data/506/2123hermelin_isc_si1_38_Serena_Williams.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

we even did a poll a while ago about is Serena Williams hot didnt we? And the majority said yes

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Dude they would leave the average man in a steaming pile of goop after a hot lovemaking session.... or dead...


Rofl wtf?!?

And this is a bad thing?!



Remember that episode of futurama where fry, kiff, and flanigan are almost boned to death by those amazon women?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ok so thats two pictures showing her nearly flawless body

[SWC Bonfire]

You're entitled to your own opinion.

I prefer women who are a little more dainty than say, Dick Butkis.

[mookie2001]

^women with far smaller, ass, tits and thighs?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You're entitled to your own opinion.

I prefer women who are a little more dainty than say, Dick Butkis.

So ok lets get some things straight

You dont like big nicely shaped asses and bodacious tatas?

[MiNuS]

Dude they would leave the average man in a steaming pile of goop after a hot lovemaking session.... or dead...

http://www.wtnphotos.com/data/506/2123hermelin_isc_si1_38_Serena_Williams.jpg

that's one UGLY she-man!!!!! Not at all femenine!!!

[SWC Bonfire]

I prefer women who have secondary sexual characteristics such as fine facial features and a narrow waist in comparison to their chest and hips.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

its like "she's so strong, she'll bone you until youre completely sore and passed out for days from the exhaustion of so much intense lovemaking"

bring it on, i say

[mookie2001]

^swc
huge and shapely tits, ass and thighs just dont appeal to me

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I prefer women who have secondary sexual characteristics such as fine facial features and a narrow waist in comparison to their chest and hips.


if you glance again at the gigantic pic of her, she has Waist-To-Hip Ratio within the common acceptable range

you're just focusing on her face too much

[SWC Bonfire]

^swc
huge and shapely tits, ass and thighs just dont appeal to me

She has NO WAIST, which I do not like.

[SWC Bonfire]

if you glance again at the gigantic pic of her, she has Waist-To-Hip Ratio within the common acceptable range

you're just focusing on her face too much

It's nowhere near 0.7

[Cant_Be_Faded]

but the picture above clearly shows her waist is narrower than both waist and chest

[SWC Bonfire]

To each their own.

I just do not like her.

If you want big breasts, and large thighs, why not Beyonce? Now that's a woman.:tu

[Cant_Be_Faded]

To each their own.

I just do not like her.

If you want big breasts, and large thighs, why not Beyonce? Now that's a woman.:tu


without a doubt she's rockin too

but serena is like big TnA, and she dominates a sport

if her face were a little prettier she'd be the most popular athlete of all time

[Trainwreck2100]

She's barely a brownbagger

[Cant_Be_Faded]

She's barely a brownbagger


dude whateverrrrr

you're saying theres something seriously ugly about her below her neck? welllll i guess with so many people thinking she's ugly it ups my chances with her :tu

[Mixability]

She's barely a brownbagger

barely? :lol

[mookie2001]

brownbagger?
she has a better face than cameron diaz, julia roberts, pam anderson, carmen electra etc etc

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah, you know. She's not for me. I find her kinda, well, gross.

[sickdsm]

LOL @ that.

Cut out her face, thighs and arms and paste something else on it and she'd be allright.

put a smaller waste on her and she'd be hotter than hell

[mookie2001]

what if you were really drunk, poor, bad at tennis and hadnt had sex or J'ed it in like a year

[ClintSquint]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/clintsquint/bushwillhitit.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

shes the hottest most athletic chick though

[ClintSquint]

Different tastes is what it's all about.

One man's babe is another man's gross woman.

[MiNuS]

Different tastes is what it's all about.

One man's babe is another man's gross woman.

Barbara Bu(t)sh !

[MaNuMaNiAc]

You people are insane! That chick is too muscular! she probably has more testosterone in her than most of you guys! HAHAHA You want a hot tennis chick, take Sharapova, or Dementieva, now those are beautifull women!! Either way, its like they say, to each their own.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Some people are too picky.

In ancenstral times, Serena Williams would be worshipped as a goddess..

[MiNuS]

You people are insane! That chick is too muscular! she probably has more testosterone in her than most of you guys! HAHAHA You want a hot tennis chick, take Sharapova, or Dementieva, now those are beautifull women!! Either way, its like they say, to each their own.

there you go. Sharapova is HOT! My type of woman.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Some people are too picky.

In ancenstral times, Serena Williams would be worshipped as a goddess..
hmm... yeah well, time for you to join us in 2005! LOL seriously though, its alright if you like her man, nothing wrong with that, but you have to understand why we don't. I mean, there was a thread some time ago about which girl was preetier Jessica Simpson or the chick that did Daisy Duke; and most people in this forum said Jessica was a bit manly because of her chin!! LOL If Jessica is manly, then Serena is... well... a man.

[Pistons < Spurs]

If you're a man, the ONLY way you can like Serena, is if you're GAY.

C'mon, she is one of the nastiest, manliest women on this planet.

[Vashner]

If you're a man, the ONLY way you can like Serena, is if you're GAY.

C'mon, she is one of the nastiest, manliest women on this planet.

Sorry I am a slut... if she buys me a new car or house i'll hit it.. she's multi millionaire.

[Mixability]

I find her kinda, well, gross.

:tu :vomit

[Vashner]

12 pack of beer and no lights....

[Mixability]

12 pack of beer and no lights....


more like 24 pack and a bottle of Jack...

[MaNuMaNiAc]

more like 24 pack and a bottle of Jack...
:lmao

[Mixability]

she looks like Michelle from that picture of Destiny's Child that was up that made her look like a man!

[ObiwanGinobili]

I think Serena is hott.
If I were a lesbo I'd do her given the chance.

her body is kick ass!! :tu It;s a combo of strength and power topped with curvaceous appeal that is rarely seen nowadays in fit athletic women.
iot;s the kinda body my hubby goes nuts for - thats why I have unofficially banned viewing of Serena in this household.

once emo cathes sight of her ass he goes on and on and on and on about it for days.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

I think Serena is hott.
If I were a lesbo I'd do her given the chance.

her body is kick ass!! :tu It;s a combo of strength and power topped with curvaceous appeal that is rarely seen nowadays in fit athletic women.
iot;s the kinda body my hubby goes nuts for - thats why I have unofficially banned viewing of Serena in this household.

once emo cathes sight of her ass he goes on and on and on and on about it for days.
Like they say, to each their own

[Vashner]

Ok i'll meet halfway on this..

12 pack and 2 SHOTS of Jack....

[sa_butta]

That is too much woman for me. That aint no Real Woman, thats a man.

[Mixability]

Ok i'll meet halfway on this..

12 pack and 2 SHOTS of Jack....

12 Guiness and 3 shots of Patron, some Everclear and koolaid....oh yeah, my eyes gouged out, then "Serena, here I come!!!!"

[Mixability]

once emo cathes sight of her ass he goes on and on and on and on about it for days.

i bet he even has nightmares about it, i do... :lol

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Seriously though, Serena is an amazing athlete and an amazing woman. She's just not very feminine looking.

[Mixability]

Seriously though, Serena is an amazing athlete and an amazing woman. She's just not very feminine looking.

definitely scary looking... whether she is on the court or if I saw her in the Victoria Courts...

[hussker]

My wife saw this and thought, "Oh my God, that is SICK! Isn't Serena dead?" I looked at her and allayed her anxiety immediately. Nevertheless, I can appreciate my Japanese wife's confusion and concern.

[hussker]

True story by the way

[Kdfelicity]

man serena and venus williams look straight up like dudes...it makes sense, seeing how much He envys Tim maybe he just wants to bone him too


Dude, you're speaking my language bout the HEshes or SheMANS if you prefer.

[Clandestino]

chick's asses and tits are supposed to be nice and soft... not rock hard like a dude.

plus, she looks like a dude. i bet she has a dick cbf.. would you suck it?

[JoeChalupa]

I'd hit it.

[batman2883]

Dude just looking at their masculine faces would kill any type of hardship i would be suffering from thier bodies...they straight up look like guys...its horrible...i wouldnt let my dog hit that..

[fraga]

Yeah...them two tennis brothers are good...wait what...they are women....gtfoh...

[Mixability]

Yeah...them two tennis brothers are good...wait what...they are women....gtfoh...

Tell me about it, all this time I thought that the Wayans brothers were doing hands on research for a new movie about the tennis circuit called "Black Chicks"! :lol

[Spam]

Well, at least they ain't makin' pornos like those ugly Hilton sisters who have pencil bodies w/no T&A.

[batman2883]

Yeah i must admit the Hiltons are ugly why does the world think they are hot???

[Mixability]

Yeah i must admit the Hiltons are ugly why does the world think they are hot???

maybe cause they're rich :rolleyes

nicole richie and rod stewart's daughter are brown baggers too!

[2centsworth]

She's not my type. I'm more of a Roselyn Sanchez, Eve Longoria person but I can totally see how some dig Serena. She is far from gross for me.

[Mixability]

She is far from gross for me.

change "from" to "too" and I totally agree with you! :lol

[batman2883]

I Third that notion

[Kip Fanatic]

Tlong would hit it.

So would I. Before Tlong though.

[SWC Bonfire]

She's not my type. I'm more of a Roselyn Sanchez, Eve Longoria person but I can totally see how some dig Serena. She is far from gross for me.

Yes, I really dig the petite girls. :tu

To quoth The Bard:


thirty-six
twenty-fo
thirty-six...

Only she's five foot two...

[ObiwanGinobili]

Yeah i must admit the Hiltons are ugly why does the world think they are hot???


because the say the word "hott" alot thus hypnotizing the public with subliminal messages that they are actually hott.
when in all reality they are walking skin bags of crack.

[batman2883]

they arent even bags they are like those old paper plates that melt away when ignited by a lighter...

[batman2883]

i did watch the video though

[CharlieMac]

Man on man action? No thanks.

[batman2883]

no the Paris video which actually yeah she is as flat as a mans back and has no ass at all...she really needs to buy herself a shot of badunkadunk cause she's suffering from a bad case of noassatall

[CharlieMac]

no the Paris video which actually yeah she is as flat as a mans back and has no ass at all...she really needs to buy herself a shot of badunkadunk cause she's suffering from a bad case of noassatall

Oh. I thought we were still talking Garnett and Serena.

The Paris video was alright. She knows her way around a penis.

[batman2883]

yeah but she is still too damn skinny and has no body at all

[ObiwanGinobili]

so really the video is like a young gay effeminate boy gettign it on with that dude.....
(the paris video)


yep. thats sick. :vomit

[Mixability]

so really the video is like a young gay effeminate boy gettign it on with that dude.....
(the paris video)


yep. thats sick. :vomit

:tu :vomit :vomit

[Horry For 3!]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/229/serena8vc.th.jpg (http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=serena8vc.jpg)


you have a malfunctioning penis if you would not hit that
Thats a big ass....

[Marcus Bryant]

I mean, if I was drunk enough I guess I would have sex with those amazons. I'd do it for the story and the story alone.

[batman2883]

thats a huge bitch

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I would do the Williams Sisters over those slutty stick-figure Hilton sisters...

Just looking at Paris makes my innards clench with pain

[batman2883]

i dont know id rather hit girls that actually resemble girls then girls that look like chewbaccas and andre the giants offspring

[Cant_Be_Faded]

as long as it's a chewbacca with an amazing ass and gargantuan breasts, then
bring-it-on

[Marklar MM]

Serena is taking illegal testosterone supplements. She is really a man playing women's tennis. :)

Sharapova...now that is one fine women.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

They don't particularly do it for me, but they do have that dangerous appeal of being able to crush you between their thighs like Famke Jansen in Goldeneye.

I think what's lost in all of this hooplah is that Serena is more built than Garnett.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

They don't particularly do it for me, but they do have that dangerous appeal of being able to crush you between their thighs like Famke Jansen in Goldeneye.


that would be the shit. i loved her in that movie. whats not to like about tall sexy russians with strong thighs?

[Marklar MM]

that would be the shit. i loved her in that movie. whats not to like about tall sexy russians with strong thighs?

When they try and kill you.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

When they try and kill you.


as long as its afterwards, then at least i'd die a happy man

not everyone can say that.

[Marklar MM]

as long as its afterwards, then at least i'd die a happy man

not everyone can say that.


Id be a happy man if I had a Mercedez, and 1 billion dollars. Women can come later.

[SWC Bonfire]

Serena is taking illegal testosterone supplements. She is really a man playing women's tennis. :)

Sharapova...now that is one fine women.

A reputable girls track coach is respected, but tired of coming in last at district. His job eventually threatened if he didn't turn things around, he begins to supply his athletes steroids and tells them they are supplements.

Well, the effect of the "supplements" on the girls is amazing. After regionals and having several girls qualify for the state meet, one of his best runners walks into the coach's office after practice.

"Coach, I have hair growing on my chest. Is that normal?"

The coach panicked. If found out, he would be most certainly fired and would have his reputation destroyed. If as little as her track shirt flew up from a gust of wind, people might notice. So he asked, "well, how low down does it go?"

"Well, down to my balls. And that's another thing I'd like to talk to you about, coach."

[SWC Bonfire]

Id be a happy man if I had a Mercedez, and 1 billion dollars.

Is a Mercedez a Mercedes from Spain?


Women can come later

Too easy.

[Vashner]

Admit it.. you know you all want it...
http://netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images441097_SerenaWilliams.jpg

http://www.sawf.org/newedit/edit08302004/SERENA-WILLIAMS-MODELS-HER-.jpg

http://guim.typepad.com/blog/images/_blog_archives_images_Serena_Williams_Evian.jpg

http://onlineathens.com/images/032405/16214_512.jpg

[Mixability]

Admit it.. you know you all want it...
http://netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images441097_SerenaWilliams.jpg

http://www.sawf.org/newedit/edit08302004/SERENA-WILLIAMS-MODELS-HER-.jpg

http://guim.typepad.com/blog/images/_blog_archives_images_Serena_Williams_Evian.jpg

http://onlineathens.com/images/032405/16214_512.jpg


i hope you're joking :vomit

[Marklar MM]

OMFG...it is Serena:Warrior Princess.


http://www.sawf.org/newedit/edit08302004/SERENA-WILLIAMS-MODELS-HER-.jpg

[NZHayden]

the williams sisters are not hot, i know garnett is ugly but surely he can do better than that

[1Parker1]

Damn people, they're all ugly; Venus, Serena, Garnett....

Anyways, where's the link for this rumor anyways? I never heard about this....

[Clandestino]

transvestites!

[Spam]

I'd Spam 'em!!!

[1Parker1]

OMFG...it is Serena:Warrior Princess.


http://www.sawf.org/newedit/edit08302004/SERENA-WILLIAMS-MODELS-HER-.jpg

:lmao

T_long would probably "hit it"

[Mixability]

OMFG...it is Serena:Warrior Princess.


http://www.sawf.org/newedit/edit08302004/SERENA-WILLIAMS-MODELS-HER-.jpg

what is it with stars designing clothes, she should just face the fact that she is only athletically gifted!

[Kori Ellis]

Maybe I missed it (and I know I already asked in this thread) but where did the story/rumor start about KG and Serena?

[NZHayden]

yeah theres no link

[fraga]

All hearsay...pure conjecture...objection...

[batman2883]

its all mumbo jumbo but the thread really turned into a "who would hit both these sister" cause i know i for sure wouldnt....they look too much like female Arnolds.

[Kori Ellis]

All hearsay...pure conjecture...objection...

Hearsay from where?

Was it said on TV, magazine, newspaper??

I just hadn't heard it at all ... even as a rumor ... until this thread. Where did you guys hear it?

[batman2883]

You know stupid people always make up stupid rumors Kori...who made this thread???

[Kori Ellis]

You know stupid people always make up stupid rumors Kori...who made this thread???

I know. But people in this thread acted like they had heard the rumor somewhere ... like on TV or something. I was just asking where.