kool, trill, any of you others, I need some help

[Pauly D]

So I'm on vacation in a beach condo with my family. The first night was great, the second night we all (10 of us) start to notice around 11pm that the condo above us is still making noise, running, moving furniture, even a dog barking at one point. We call security TWO different times cause we're trying to get some fucking sleep. It's basically continued till I'm posting this, it's slowed down a little recently. Today we found out that surprise surprise, they're black, with like 4 kids in their party. I'm the last one awake and we haven't called again tonight cause we've done some pretty good drinking so we know we'll be good sleeping wise. We're not leaving till Saturday so I'm trying to tap into the black mindset in case this continues and management has to get involved. Just looking for tips and advice, brothas

[HarlemHeat37]

Sounds like they're having a good time, tbh, nothing wrong with that..

Do you guys have young kids in your family? Otherwise, ugh @ calling security..

[Fabbs]

1/10

[Pauly D]

Sounds like they're having a good time, tbh, nothing wrong with that..

Do you guys have young kids in your family? Otherwise, ugh @ calling security..

First off, yes we have a 5, 6, 8, and 9 yr old in our family. But that shouldn't fucking matter as sleep isn't a necessity for only children. Second, no, it's not like they were partying it up. It sounded like they're just letting kids run back and forth. Earlier on it sounded like they were moving furniture around. Third, regardless of what kinda noise it was it doesn't fucking matter, you don't just get to make all the noise you want like it's your house. And finally, that's what security is there for all house of the night. We're trying to get someone to get them to shut the fuck up. It's not like we're trying to bounce them from the condo

[Pauly D]

1/10

I'm not going for a joke, shithead. Rating my post makes no sense

[Fabbs]

I'm not going for a joke, shithead. Rating my post makes no sense
:lmao ok, going for the fake black profiles.
Are they your socks?

[Infinite_limit]

They probably live in an apartment so this is like their home. You should step up to the plate and take their kids out for a game of catch or who am I kidding basketball game. That will deplete their battery come night time

[Biernutz]

you could make as much noise as you could from 8am till 1pm when they are sleeping...
leave the radio on country music LOUD......

[Pauly D]

you could make as much noise as you could from 8am till 1pm when they are sleeping...
leave the radio on country music LOUD......

That's the catch. Their noises never fucking ended. I don't think they slept. I'm going to bed right now and so far they've toned it down this night but it's like I'm living under a jungle. Update coming tomorrow

[Trill Clinton]

i'm not black, doggie.

[DJR210]

What an insensitive, borderline racist thread

[Koolaid_Man]

So I'm on vacation in a beach condo with my family. The first night was great, the second night we all (10 of us) start to notice around 11pm that the condo above us is still making noise, running, moving furniture, even a dog barking at one point. We call security TWO different times cause we're trying to get some fucking sleep. It's basically continued till I'm posting this, it's slowed down a little recently. Today we found out that surprise surprise, they're black, with like 4 kids in their party. I'm the last one awake and we haven't called again tonight cause we've done some pretty good drinking so we know we'll be good sleeping wise. We're not leaving till Saturday so I'm trying to tap into the black mindset in case this continues and management has to get involved. Just looking for tips and advice, brothas

Whatever you do...dont take it out on the 4 kids in your family by molesting them. I know you been thinking of going Jared....but dont do it SAWM.

[RD2191]

1/10

[m>s]

i'm not black, doggie.
I knew it

[Buddy Mignon]

So I'm on vacation in a beach condo with my family. The first night was great, the second night we all (10 of us) start to notice around 11pm that the condo above us is still making noise, running, moving furniture, even a dog barking at one point. We call security TWO different times cause we're trying to get some fucking sleep. It's basically continued till I'm posting this, it's slowed down a little recently. Today we found out that surprise surprise, they're black, with like 4 kids in their party. I'm the last one awake and we haven't called again tonight cause we've done some pretty good drinking so we know we'll be good sleeping wise. We're not leaving till Saturday so I'm trying to tap into the black mindset in case this continues and management has to get involved. Just looking for tips and advice, brothas

First of all I'm not your brotha. Second... just be a man and go introduce yourself and ask them to keep it down late at night.

[DisAsTerBot]

11pm on vacation??? That's not late at all tbh

[cantthinkofanything]

11pm on vacation??? That's not late at all tbh

bad math for a robot. I think it's like 2 AM

[DisAsTerBot]

bad math for a robot. I think it's like 2 AM

it says around 11pm they hear noise and call security

[cantthinkofanything]

it says around 11pm they hear noise and call security

ah...I was looking at his last post. Yeah...11 is a little early to be calling security if it's just some kids running around.

[Pauly D]

11pm on vacation??? That's not late at all tbh

11 is when we're all trying to go to bed. The security calls were about midnight and 1:30. 11 is normal when you've had a full day and I'm with my family, not partying it up with a bunch of friends, shitheads


ah...I was looking at his last post. Yeah...11 is a little early to be calling security if it's just some kids running around.

What difference does it make what kinda noise it is?! Control your little kids! They should fucking be in bed anyways

[DisAsTerBot]

11 is when we're all trying to go to bed. The security calls were about midnight and 1:30. 11 is normal when you've had a full day and I'm with my family, not partying it up with a bunch of friends, shitheads



What difference does it make what kinda noise it is?! Control your little kids! They should fucking be in bed anyways

1:30 isn't even late on a weekend, nevermind on vacation at a beach condo. Past 2am, ok i can see calling security. It's vacation, not a work day.

[mrsmaalox]

So you called security twice? What did they say to you? I assume since you can hear everything up there, you'd have heard if security stopped by. Maybe talk to the facility mgmt. during the day? Or just have the "elder" of your group talk to the "elder" of their group during the day, before the problem happens and everyone has had too much to drink.

[cantthinkofanything]

11 is when we're all trying to go to bed. The security calls were about midnight and 1:30. 11 is normal when you've had a full day and I'm with my family, not partying it up with a bunch of friends, shitheads
What difference does it make what kinda noise it is?! Control your little kids! They should fucking be in bed anyways

who cares what time YOU and your family go to bed. With that logic, you could say you want to bed at 6:00 and have the right to bitch about little kids just doing what little kids do.
Jesus Christ...you sound like a fucking 80 year old crackpot.

[DJR210]

Turn up your music and have a good time too, you're on fucking vacation.

[HarlemHeat37]

Damn, this thread backfired, tbh:lol..

[Darth_Pelican]

Don't be one of those people who try and find any reason they can to be unhappy.

[DJR210]

Next time book a room at a nursing home until your testicles drop broski

[Pauly D]

1:30 isn't even late on a weekend, nevermind on vacation at a beach condo. Past 2am, ok i can see calling security. It's vacation, not a work day.

Have any of you been in anything more than a motel 6? 1:30 is late when you've been doing shit all day and you're with family. This isn't spring break with friends. It's pretty much families everywhere you look


So you called security twice? What did they say to you? I assume since you can hear everything up there, you'd have heard if security stopped by. Maybe talk to the facility mgmt. during the day? Or just have the "elder" of your group talk to the "elder" of their group during the day, before the problem happens and everyone has had too much to drink.

We talked to management the next day and since last night was a little more tame that's been the end so far.


who cares what time YOU and your family go to bed. With that logic, you could say you want to bed at 6:00 and have the right to bitch about little kids just doing what little kids do.
Jesus Christ...you sound like a fucking 80 year old crackpot.

With my logic you could not do what you just said, dumbass. There's a reasonable time where people are expected to be quiet. This is common courtesy anywhere you go. I'm trying to figure out what it is that everyone expects us to do at night while the jiggaboos are apparently running a daycare?

[Pauly D]

Don't be one of those people who try and find any reason they can to be unhappy.

Constant stomping and running. Hours on end


Next time book a room at a nursing home until your testicles drop broski

You'd be right there with me if you were in this scenario

[DisAsTerBot]

Have any of you been in anything more than a motel 6? 1:30 is late when you've been doing shit all day and you're with family. This isn't spring break with friends. It's pretty much families everywhere you look


lol just got back to work last week from my time share resort in florida. There were even people up past 12! If people making noise on vacation is bothering you, then you're doing it wrong.

Come to think of it, you complain about a lot of shit on here. That's just the kind of dude you are. No one really seems to agree with you here.

[cantthinkofanything]

Have any of you been in anything more than a motel 6? 1:30 is late when you've been doing shit all day and you're with family. This isn't spring break with friends. It's pretty much families everywhere you look

We talked to management the next day and since last night was a little more tame that's been the end so far.

With my logic you could not do what you just said, dumbass. There's a reasonable time where people are expected to be quiet. This is common courtesy anywhere you go. I'm trying to figure out what it is that everyone expects us to do at night while the jiggaboos are apparently running a daycare?

if that's your stance and you need to have peace and quiet before midnight, then you need to just walk up to their room and explain the situation. You know they'll be totally sympathetic and understanding. Take a tray of watermelon with you as a welcome to your vacation neighbors.

And LOL at your motel 6 comment. Where the fuck are you staying at with all of that commotion and crappy security?

[DisAsTerBot]

And LOL at your motel 6 comment. Where the fuck are you staying at with all of that commotion and crappy security?

that's a good point. Ive never stayed anywhere that i needed to call security on other guests. lol

[HarlemHeat37]

that's a good point. Ive never stayed anywhere that i needed to call security on other guests. lol

:lol not just once, but twice, too..

[DMC]

First off, yes we have a 5, 6, 8, and 9 yr old in our family. Which are you?

[cantthinkofanything]

Which are you?

I think he's 9 but likes to dress as a 5 year old.

[Pauly D]

lol just got back to work last week from my time share resort in florida. There were even people up past 12! If people making noise on vacation is bothering you, then you're doing it wrong.

Lol time share. Ok and if those people were making a ridiculous amount of noise all night you'd have a fucking problem. Don't even say otherwise. Everyone in this thread is either trolling me or being extremely naive


that's a good point. Ive never stayed anywhere that i needed to call security on other guests. lol

Yeah no shit. Why do you think we're pissed about this? Cause we have high standards of this place. It's a very nice condo and we've stayed at at plenty over the years. This is a first


Which are you?

Touche

[Trill Clinton]

take your pussy ass to a retirement home, you buzzkill. you and all 10 of your boring ass family. who goes on vacation to get some sleep? did your parents give you a bedtime, fuckboy?

[DMC]

I would have been upstairs knocking on doors, asking to join or inviting them down.

[pgardn]

You gotta come to this board to work it out...

You Fckn don't deserve to sleep, take your medicine and stfu.

[DJR210]

You Fckn don't deserve to sleep, take your medicine and stfu.

:lol


take your pussy ass to a retirement home, you buzzkill. you and all 10 of your boring ass family. who goes on vacation to get some sleep? did your parents give you a bedtime, fuckboy?

:lol


Which are you?

:lol

[Pauly D]

take your pussy ass to a retirement home, you buzzkill. you and all 10 of your boring ass family. who goes on vacation to get some sleep? did your parents give you a bedtime, fuckboy?

smh, I was hoping for more from you. You dense fucks have obviously never tried going to sleep and had rambunctious people keeping you up. And as far as all this "YOU'RE SLEEPING WHILE IN VACATION?!?!" bullshit, we're filling our days up with fun shit. What the hell else are 10 people ranging from 5 to 58 supposed to do?


You gotta come to this board to work it out...

You Fckn don't deserve to sleep, take your medicine and stfu.

I'm in here for the same reason everyone else is for every other thread, cum stain, I wanna argue and vent.

[HarlemHeat37]

You gotta come to this board to work it out...

You Fckn don't deserve to sleep, take your medicine and stfu.

:lol..

[ohmwrecker]

:cry I'm in here for the same reason everyone else is for every other thread, cum stain, I wanna argue and vent.:cry

[tlongII]

1:30 isn't even late on a weekend, nevermind on vacation at a beach condo. Past 2am, ok i can see calling security. It's vacation, not a work day.

I agree with this.

[cantthinkofanything]

I wonder if Pauly D is in bed right now waiting for his wife and kids to fall asleep so he can finally log on to Spurstalk and bitch about all the little kids that dare to have fun on vacation at the Econolodge on I35.

[2pac > Kobe]

:lmao

[unleashbaynes]

:rollin these responses


As others have said maybe you should just man up and go talk to them you sweaty vagina.

[cantthinkofanything]

Pauly D’s vacation diary
Night 1
9:00 PM : Dear diary, well we just got back from Golden Corral and it was AMAZING. There was something for everyone. The kids went crazy with chicken strips and fries. I kidded with them and told them that they had to eat a plate of veggies each before having strawberry shortcake! Wife and I decided to have the pan steak. It was so delicious, I went back for seconds. LOL and thirds! No dessert for me with my IBS. I’m already testing fate and hope I can get back to the room in time.
10:00 PM : whew. That was close. Had a nice poop and shower. What a great day. We made it through all of Six Flags in one day. Kids are having fun. Wife too. Looking forward to some shut eye and then hit Hurricane Harbor tomorrow. Kids will try all the slides. I’ll be on the lazy river. I hope I can sneak in some beer. Maybe my wife will join me this time.
11:00 PM : Ugh. What’s that noise above me. Sounds like someone just checked in to the room. How can my family sleep through this. Only black people would be so lazy as to check into a hotel room this late!
11:10 PM : what are they doing up there!?!?!??! It sounds like they’re walking around or something. And one of them flushed the toilet while the shower is running. What the fuck. I hate blacks. They’re doing this on purpose. I’m calling security.
11:45 AM : fucking hell. So I guess there isn’t real security detail here. Last time I splurge on Econolodge. Have no idea what I’m getting for the extra $ I spent.
12:00 AM : I think I hear the TV in the room above me. Wait until I tell my friends at Spurstalk about this! I hope they make some funny black jokes.
12:00 AM : HOW CAN MY FAMILY SLEEP THROUGH THIS. At least they turned the TV off but now I hear them talking. I bet they are talking about how great Obama is and how they are just going to not work and just be lazy blacks. “Oh, let’s also keep up the white guy in the room below us”.
1:00 AM : I think I’m going to go play with myself in the bathroom. Hopefully, I can get an erection and ejaculate. Maybe my wife brought her bag of vibrators and dildos.
2:00 AM : well…thanks blackies. I wasn’t planning on the sore ass but at least I’m tired now. I’ll surely get some good advice and laughs from SpursTalk when I log back in tomorrow morning.
Good night diary.

[pgardn]

I'm in here for the same reason everyone else is for every other thread, cum stain, I wanna argue and vent.

Well then you got it, sista...

[Pauly D]

Pauly D’s vacation diary
Night 1
9:00 PM : Dear diary, well we just got back from Golden Corral and it was AMAZING. There was something for everyone. The kids went crazy with chicken strips and fries. I kidded with them and told them that they had to eat a plate of veggies each before having strawberry shortcake! Wife and I decided to have the pan steak. It was so delicious, I went back for seconds. LOL and thirds! No dessert for me with my IBS. I’m already testing fate and hope I can get back to the room in time.
10:00 PM : whew. That was close. Had a nice poop and shower. What a great day. We made it through all of Six Flags in one day. Kids are having fun. Wife too. Looking forward to some shut eye and then hit Hurricane Harbor tomorrow. Kids will try all the slides. I’ll be on the lazy river. I hope I can sneak in some beer. Maybe my wife will join me this time.
11:00 PM : Ugh. What’s that noise above me. Sounds like someone just checked in to the room. How can my family sleep through this. Only black people would be so lazy as to check into a hotel room this late!
11:10 PM : what are they doing up there!?!?!??! It sounds like they’re walking around or something. And one of them flushed the toilet while the shower is running. What the fuck. I hate blacks. They’re doing this on purpose. I’m calling security.
11:45 AM : fucking hell. So I guess there isn’t real security detail here. Last time I splurge on Econolodge. Have no idea what I’m getting for the extra $ I spent.
12:00 AM : I think I hear the TV in the room above me. Wait until I tell my friends at Spurstalk about this! I hope they make some funny black jokes.
12:00 AM : HOW CAN MY FAMILY SLEEP THROUGH THIS. At least they turned the TV off but now I hear them talking. I bet they are talking about how great Obama is and how they are just going to not work and just be lazy blacks. “Oh, let’s also keep up the white guy in the room below us”.
1:00 AM : I think I’m going to go play with myself in the bathroom. Hopefully, I can get an erection and ejaculate. Maybe my wife brought her bag of vibrators and dildos.
2:00 AM : well…thanks blackies. I wasn’t planning on the sore ass but at least I’m tired now. I’ll surely get some good advice and laughs from SpursTalk when I log back in tomorrow morning.
Good night diary.

How long did it take you to type this out?

[cantthinkofanything]

How long did it take you to type this out?

like 5 minutes or so. At the end, I was thinking "what the fuck am I doing?"

[cantthinkofanything]

How long did it take you to type this out?

where'd you go anyway?

[Trill Clinton]

Pauly D’s vacation diary
Night 1
9:00 PM : Dear diary, well we just got back from Golden Corral and it was AMAZING. There was something for everyone. The kids went crazy with chicken strips and fries. I kidded with them and told them that they had to eat a plate of veggies each before having strawberry shortcake! Wife and I decided to have the pan steak. It was so delicious, I went back for seconds. LOL and thirds! No dessert for me with my IBS. I’m already testing fate and hope I can get back to the room in time.
10:00 PM : whew. That was close. Had a nice poop and shower. What a great day. We made it through all of Six Flags in one day. Kids are having fun. Wife too. Looking forward to some shut eye and then hit Hurricane Harbor tomorrow. Kids will try all the slides. I’ll be on the lazy river. I hope I can sneak in some beer. Maybe my wife will join me this time.
11:00 PM : Ugh. What’s that noise above me. Sounds like someone just checked in to the room. How can my family sleep through this. Only black people would be so lazy as to check into a hotel room this late!
11:10 PM : what are they doing up there!?!?!??! It sounds like they’re walking around or something. And one of them flushed the toilet while the shower is running. What the fuck. I hate blacks. They’re doing this on purpose. I’m calling security.
11:45 AM : fucking hell. So I guess there isn’t real security detail here. Last time I splurge on Econolodge. Have no idea what I’m getting for the extra $ I spent.
12:00 AM : I think I hear the TV in the room above me. Wait until I tell my friends at Spurstalk about this! I hope they make some funny black jokes.
12:00 AM : HOW CAN MY FAMILY SLEEP THROUGH THIS. At least they turned the TV off but now I hear them talking. I bet they are talking about how great Obama is and how they are just going to not work and just be lazy blacks. “Oh, let’s also keep up the white guy in the room below us”.
1:00 AM : I think I’m going to go play with myself in the bathroom. Hopefully, I can get an erection and ejaculate. Maybe my wife brought her bag of vibrators and dildos.
2:00 AM : well…thanks blackies. I wasn’t planning on the sore ass but at least I’m tired now. I’ll surely get some good advice and laughs from SpursTalk when I log back in tomorrow morning.
Good night diary.

:lmao

[DJR210]

I wonder if Pauly D is in bed right now waiting for his wife and kids to fall asleep so he can finally log on to Spurstalk and bitch about all the little kids that dare to have fun on vacation at the Econolodge on I35.

:lol

[DJR210]

Pauly D’s vacation diary
Night 1
9:00 PM : Dear diary, well we just got back from Golden Corral and it was AMAZING. There was something for everyone. The kids went crazy with chicken strips and fries. I kidded with them and told them that they had to eat a plate of veggies each before having strawberry shortcake! Wife and I decided to have the pan steak. It was so delicious, I went back for seconds. LOL and thirds! No dessert for me with my IBS. I’m already testing fate and hope I can get back to the room in time.
10:00 PM : whew. That was close. Had a nice poop and shower. What a great day. We made it through all of Six Flags in one day. Kids are having fun. Wife too. Looking forward to some shut eye and then hit Hurricane Harbor tomorrow. Kids will try all the slides. I’ll be on the lazy river. I hope I can sneak in some beer. Maybe my wife will join me this time.
11:00 PM : Ugh. What’s that noise above me. Sounds like someone just checked in to the room. How can my family sleep through this. Only black people would be so lazy as to check into a hotel room this late!
11:10 PM : what are they doing up there!?!?!??! It sounds like they’re walking around or something. And one of them flushed the toilet while the shower is running. What the fuck. I hate blacks. They’re doing this on purpose. I’m calling security.
11:45 AM : fucking hell. So I guess there isn’t real security detail here. Last time I splurge on Econolodge. Have no idea what I’m getting for the extra $ I spent.
12:00 AM : I think I hear the TV in the room above me. Wait until I tell my friends at Spurstalk about this! I hope they make some funny black jokes.
12:00 AM : HOW CAN MY FAMILY SLEEP THROUGH THIS. At least they turned the TV off but now I hear them talking. I bet they are talking about how great Obama is and how they are just going to not work and just be lazy blacks. “Oh, let’s also keep up the white guy in the room below us”.
1:00 AM : I think I’m going to go play with myself in the bathroom. Hopefully, I can get an erection and ejaculate. Maybe my wife brought her bag of vibrators and dildos.
2:00 AM : well…thanks blackies. I wasn’t planning on the sore ass but at least I’m tired now. I’ll surely get some good advice and laughs from SpursTalk when I log back in tomorrow morning.
Good night diary.

:lmao

"I think I hear the TV in the room above me"

#unpinkctoa

This thread is dangerously approaching "Great ST Moments In MS Paint" territory tbh, :lol Pauly D

[Pauly D]

where'd you go anyway?

What are you talking about?


:lmao

"I think I hear the TV in the room above me"

#unpinkctoa

This thread is dangerously approaching "Great ST Moments In MS Paint" territory tbh, :lol Pauly D

I've given plenty material since the day I joined

[cantthinkofanything]

What are you talking about?


ON YOUR FUCKING VACATION. WHERE DID YOU GO?

[jjktkk]

Pauly D’s vacation diary
Night 1
9:00 PM : Dear diary, well we just got back from Golden Corral and it was AMAZING. There was something for everyone. The kids went crazy with chicken strips and fries. I kidded with them and told them that they had to eat a plate of veggies each before having strawberry shortcake! Wife and I decided to have the pan steak. It was so delicious, I went back for seconds. LOL and thirds! No dessert for me with my IBS. I’m already testing fate and hope I can get back to the room in time.
10:00 PM : whew. That was close. Had a nice poop and shower. What a great day. We made it through all of Six Flags in one day. Kids are having fun. Wife too. Looking forward to some shut eye and then hit Hurricane Harbor tomorrow. Kids will try all the slides. I’ll be on the lazy river. I hope I can sneak in some beer. Maybe my wife will join me this time.
11:00 PM : Ugh. What’s that noise above me. Sounds like someone just checked in to the room. How can my family sleep through this. Only black people would be so lazy as to check into a hotel room this late!
11:10 PM : what are they doing up there!?!?!??! It sounds like they’re walking around or something. And one of them flushed the toilet while the shower is running. What the fuck. I hate blacks. They’re doing this on purpose. I’m calling security.
11:45 AM : fucking hell. So I guess there isn’t real security detail here. Last time I splurge on Econolodge. Have no idea what I’m getting for the extra $ I spent.
12:00 AM : I think I hear the TV in the room above me. Wait until I tell my friends at Spurstalk about this! I hope they make some funny black jokes.
12:00 AM : HOW CAN MY FAMILY SLEEP THROUGH THIS. At least they turned the TV off but now I hear them talking. I bet they are talking about how great Obama is and how they are just going to not work and just be lazy blacks. “Oh, let’s also keep up the white guy in the room below us”.
1:00 AM : I think I’m going to go play with myself in the bathroom. Hopefully, I can get an erection and ejaculate. Maybe my wife brought her bag of vibrators and dildos.
2:00 AM : well…thanks blackies. I wasn’t planning on the sore ass but at least I’m tired now. I’ll surely get some good advice and laughs from SpursTalk when I log back in tomorrow morning.
Good night diary.

:lol

[cantthinkofanything]

How long did it take you to type this out?

by the way, what kind of vacation is this where you feel like you have to check with Spurstalk from noon through 3 PM.

Is there too many people making noise on the fucking beach?

[DJR210]

I've given plenty material since the day I joined

Your shock value shit is too typical of your character.. this was accidental, thus much funnier IMO

[cantthinkofanything]

10:52 PM

Pauly D counting down the minutes until he feels he can call security on this black children enjoying their vacation. My guess is he's looking for a new forum more sympathetic to his plight. Maybe AARP.

[Pauly D]

Well shit, I could've sworn we were having a great time every day up to hearing kids running around at night but I guess I need lessons on vacationing from some of you. Apparently the way to go is to stay active 24/7. And maybe it's growing up in a good household my whole life that causes me to find it difficult to sleep through noise.

[Pauly D]

by the way, what kind of vacation is this where you feel like you have to check with Spurstalk from noon through 3 PM.

Is there too many people making noise on the fucking beach?

You don't carry your phone with you to the shitter? I also check facebook and other shit too when I'm standing around. Next vacation I'll be sure to schedule something all 24 hours of the day


Your shock value shit is too typical of your character.. this was accidental, thus much funnier IMO

Nothing I do is an accident. I came in here to vent about careless, obnoxious black people and I'm now including all of you

[z0sa]

Have you never heard of a fucking fan? It drowns out everything unless it's tiny. ALWAYS take at least a box fan with you on vacation. I take one of the bigger cyclone ones, just to be safe.

[benefactor]

This thread delivers.:tu

[resistanze]

First off, yes we have a 5, 6, 8, and 9 yr old in our family.

Ruh oh.

Me thinks the black family should be the least of their concerns, tbh.

[Trainwreck2100]

there ain't shit you can do OP you scheduled a vacation, but didn't scout location, that shits on you.

[cantthinkofanything]

You don't carry your phone with you to the shitter? I also check facebook and other shit too when I'm standing around. Next vacation I'll be sure to schedule something all 24 hours of the day


yeah...I do. But I usually don't feel compelled to check in with Spurstalk to see if anyone agrees with me.

And you were in here off an on for several hours. If you're taking multiple shits a day, you should go see a doctor.

[Pauly D]

yeah...I do. But I usually don't feel compelled to check in with Spurstalk to see if anyone agrees with me.

And you were in here off an on for several hours. If you're taking multiple shits a day, you should go see a doctor.

how hard is it for you to look in to see if there's any notifications?

:lmao you have over 7 posts/day, I have less than 1. Even when I was CubanSucks I posted nowhere near as much as you and I've been on here since 08

:lol nearly 15,000 posts and questioning me about what I do in my free time

[Pauly D]

Ruh oh.

Me thinks the black family should be the least of their concerns, tbh.

Haha ok good one but for real tho, there's the fucking world series of softball going on and it's brutal. 16 yr olds in bikinis everywhere you look. It's torture for any heterosexual male

[cantthinkofanything]

how hard is it for you to look in to see if there's any notifications?

:lmao you have over 7 posts/day, I have less than 1. Even when I was CubanSucks I posted nowhere near as much as you and I've been on here since 08

:lol nearly 15,000 posts and questioning me about what I do in my free time

You don't have to get defensive. The beach is probably full of noisy people having fun.

95% of my posts are when I'm at work and have a computer in front of me. If I'm on vacation with my family, Spurstalk is not something remotely on my mind. Even in the shitter.

No offense, but when I'm on my time, I do not give a shit about you guys and what's going on here.

[Pauly D]

You don't have to get defensive. The beach is probably full of noisy people having fun.

95% of my posts are when I'm at work and have a computer in front of me. If I'm on vacation with my family, Spurstalk is not something remotely on my mind. Even in the shitter.

No offense, but when I'm on my time, I do not give a shit about you guys and what's going on here.

Lol you sound like a productive member of society. 15,000 posts at work. I wouldn't pay any mind to this site either if my phone was confusing to me, old fuck

[cantthinkofanything]

Lol you sound like a productive member of society. 15,000 posts at work. I wouldn't pay any mind to this site either if my phone was confusing to me, old fuck

Damn, you're back to the shitter already?

If I pooped 5 times a day, I might spend more time figuring out my confusing phone. My guess is that 75% of all posts on Spurstalk are from someone at work. In my case, I guess I'm just smart and efficient enough to get a full day of work done in 1 hour.

LOL at calling me an old fuck when you're the one complaining about them colored whippersnappers makin' noise after the sun goes down.
You should bang on the ceiling with your cane.

I bet you shit all over the floor and then call 911 to bitch about it.

[Pauly D]

Damn, you're back to the shitter already?

If I pooped 5 times a day, I might spend more time figuring out my confusing phone. My guess is that 75% of all posts on Spurstalk are from someone at work. In my case, I guess I'm just smart and efficient enough to get a full day of work done in 1 hour.

LOL at calling me an old fuck when you're the one complaining about them colored whippersnappers makin' noise after the sun goes down.
You should bang on the ceiling with your cane.

I bet you shit all over the floor and then call 911 to bitch about it.

Didn't read past the first line. Your long winded posts bore me. Just got done grilling hotdogs and heading back to the beach. Talk to you later. Have fun spending the rest of your shift posting on here

[cantthinkofanything]

Didn't read past the first line. Your long winded posts bore me. Just got done grilling hotdogs and heading back to the beach. Talk to you later. Have fun spending the rest of your shift posting on here

The hot dogs sound great! Thanks for staying in touch! Don't forget to update your vacation journal.

[cantthinkofanything]

Did you forget to log out or are you waiting to see if anyone responds?

[cantthinkofanything]

ah...I get it. You're not going to log out now so you can say you often forget to log out which is why you're always logged in.

Enjoy the hot dogs. Remember not to suck on them in front of the kids.

[DJR210]

cantthinkofanything (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19499) tearing open new assholes ITT

[Pauly D]

Those waves were brutal! Great dip in the hot tub and pool. Then we ate meat loaf, peas, and mashed potatoes. Now I'm sitting on the balcony enjoying the sunset and breeze. The uncivilized chimps are blaring music above us but yall have taught me to shut my ears. Tune in later for more


ah...I get it. You're not going to log out now so you can say you often forget to log out which is why you're always logged in.

Enjoy the hot dogs. Remember not to suck on them in front of the kids.

I don't log out. If you were computer/internet literate you'd be able to stay logged on to and not have to fill in your username and password. This is day 1 stuff

[Strange Love]

:lmao ok, going for the fake black profiles.
Are they your socks?

You make no sense when you post. Go back to elementary.

[cantthinkofanything]

Those waves were brutal! Great dip in the hot tub and pool. Then we ate meat loaf, peas, and mashed potatoes. Now I'm sitting on the balcony enjoying the sunset and breeze. The uncivilized chimps are blaring music above us but yall have taught me to shut my ears. Tune in later for more



I don't log out. If you were computer/internet literate you'd be able to stay logged on to and not have to fill in your username and password. This is day 1 stuff

Thanks! I'm glad you're enjoying your vacation now. Smh at those crazy blacks and their loud music! Lol! Yum, meat loaf and mashed taters. I can almost taste them. Well, have a good evening. Nothing like staring out over the ocean at dusk and listening to the waves. Hypnotic!

[Infinite_limit]

What kinda music? If it were Rap I'd call corporate

[The Gemini Method]

Was there. Return trip to the Golden Corral for that meatroaf and peas dinner?

[Pauly D]

What kinda music? If it were Rap I'd call corporate

What the fuck do you think? They stopped the music fairly early but the stomping and moving chairs went all night. I guess I have them to thank for helping me discover a cool white noise app

[cantthinkofanything]

What the fuck do you think? They stopped the music fairly early but the stomping and moving chairs went all night. I guess I have them to thank for helping me discover a cool white noise app

How'd your day go? Any run ins with the other vacationers? Eat any random non-vacation meals?

[cantthinkofanything]

Here's my Pauly D impersonation:

Pauly D: hey, I'm thinking of seeing a movie this weekend. Any suggestions?
Poster: Who are you going with?
Pauly D: Why the fuck do you care and fucking why does it fucking matter. Shithead.

[DJR210]

:lmao

[DJR210]

And maybe it's growing up in a good household my whole life

:lol "good"
:lol had to have been molested/sodomized several times to be into the perversions he's into
:lol textbook manipulation and brainwashing by the attacker
:lol r.i.p.

[lebomb]

Hey Pauly.............. so how did the vacation turn out?