Silver Dancers

[JeffDuncan]

All you f@gs are worried about the Spurs roster next season. I'm worried about the Silver Dancers roster.

http://www.nba.com/spurs/gallery/silver-dancer-prep-class-2

Silver Dancers prep!!

GO DANCERS GO!!

[ducks]

my wife could make the team:hat

[bus driver]

thank god, they don't hand out championships based on our dancers because we be dead last every year :wakeup

[HBK]

The Silver Dancers could use a talent upgrade tbh. I noticed a few last year that looked like they'd spent the majority of their summers at an all-you-can-eat buffet with Tony tbh.

[look_at_g_shred]

Oh hey look! Another Parker joke! Man those are so funny!!

[Mikeanaro]

Thats the new roster? seriously?:depressed

[MR.SILVER&BLack]

Thats the new roster? seriously?:depressed

Nope just a prep class. Spurs site says auditions are July 18th. No reason to frown...yet

[SPURt]

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/d26/136/ce2/resized/thordaddy-meme-generator-vagina-eww-gross-c59f8c.jpg

[philldafunk]

I used to mess w/ a silver dancer a few years back. I remember her mentioning something along the lines of Peter Holt hating their existence and wanting to do away with them. Apparently they get very little money, and little financial backing for the squad from the Spurs.

[boutons_deux]

I used to mess w/ a silver dancer a few years back. I remember her mentioning something along the lines of Peter Holt hating their existence and wanting to do away with them. Apparently they get very little money, and little financial backing for the squad from the Spurs.

NFL cheerleaders got less than min wage, but are organizing to become employees, or something. Not surprised the SDs get little money. Everybody wants to be in show biz.

[Ruler]

I'll get my girl to try out. She's sexy enough to be on there for sure.

Seriously though, my dad and I watch and we're like "Ew WTF is that?" Seriously, at the end of the games when they do the whatawin thing, they show most of them and you're lucky if you see 2 or 3 good looking, not even hot, dancers. And what's the deal with that whatawin banner at the bottom of the screen covering the tits and ass of the dancers? Because we only want to see their faces.

We should all go on strike against the truck.

[Russ]

How about these candidates . . .

http://www.novosti.rs/upload/thumbs/images/2015//07/10n/sp-bobi_620x0.jpg

[Despot]

Pau no cu!

[JeffDuncan]

Vote for your favorite.

http://www.nba.com/spurs/silver-dancer-finals-voting

[Quiet Strength]

Hmm who to vote for.. Sloth or Popeye Jones?

[Splits]

No Becks?

[Splits]

How about these candidates . . .

http://www.novosti.rs/upload/thumbs/images/2015//07/10n/sp-bobi_620x0.jpg

Dayum. Yes please. Although, the BOBAN looks like he could eat one.

[TheGreatYacht]

How about these candidates . . .

http://www.novosti.rs/upload/thumbs/images/2015//07/10n/sp-bobi_620x0.jpg
They probably don't have Whatburger in Europe, huh..

[$pursDynasty]

So no Melissa in the bunch but who are your favorites? I liked Erika and Taylor the most (honorable mention to Marissa G and Desiree)

[Sean Cagney]

How about these candidates . . .

http://www.novosti.rs/upload/thumbs/images/2015//07/10n/sp-bobi_620x0.jpgThat one in the black is absolutely ridiculous.

[ace3g]

Look who was at the Final reveal!!!

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/3f2ae29932e690eb74b57096026fe6b9ae513ec5/r=x1443&c=1920x1440/http/cdn.tegna-tv.com/-mm-/bad00d2abef936a3adb5bce5969ab272f1fa99bd/c=26-0-998-731/local/-/media/2015/07/27/KENS/KENS/635735947514693179-20150726-SSD-Finals-058.JPG

oh and these are the 2015-2016 SDs

http://www.nba.com/spurs/2015-16-silver-dancers

[Ditty]

A few less butter faces this year compared to last. My girl Wendy surprisingly didn't even make the finals, I wonder what happened. They still need to find hotter girls, who can just shake their ass, and not really know how to dance. That's all we guys really care about anyways tbh..

[TheDoctor]

Look who was at the Final reveal!!!

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/3f2ae29932e690eb74b57096026fe6b9ae513ec5/r=x1443&c=1920x1440/http/cdn.tegna-tv.com/-mm-/bad00d2abef936a3adb5bce5969ab272f1fa99bd/c=26-0-998-731/local/-/media/2015/07/27/KENS/KENS/635735947514693179-20150726-SSD-Finals-058.JPG

oh and these are the 2015-2016 SDs

http://www.nba.com/spurs/2015-16-silver-dancers

The girl on the right reminds me of a horse that I had named Little Blacky. Same mouth.

[TXstbobcat]

The girl on the right reminds me of a horse that I had named Little Blacky. Same mouth.

:lmao

[keithington1]

Mallory, Taylor, Desiree are dimes. Everyone other bih is a 7 or 8, and I see one 6

[ace3g]

http://www.nba.com/spurs/dancers

The dancer that receives the most votes will secure a spot on the team, and be crowned fan favorite at the Audition Finale.

I voted for Lauren

[.G.]

A vast majority of these broads are fucking ugly. What the hell Spurs, dat shit aint cool man.

:vomit: abbey, adriana, alexa, amayrani, brianna, brittney c&h, courtney, desiree, elaney, indey, jenna, jourdyn, julia, lindsey, shey, vanessa and victor :vomit:

[.G.]

I voted for adrianas picasso lookin face. Just for shits and giggles.

[Biggems]

That was a whole lot of brown bag specials. That site gave me erectile dysfunction.....homely ass chicks

[tholdren]

That was a whole lot of brown bag specials. That site gave me erectile dysfunction.....homely ass chicks
I sat here with my wife, looking at this trash - we laughed about how many of them looked like men and were probably SA girl

[Dancelot]

Whoever is picking the chicks must be really in to shemales. :lol

[Chinook]

My word...

[Sean Cagney]

That was a whole lot of brown bag specials. That site gave me erectile dysfunction.....homely ass chicks

Far cry from Dallas or Houston Rockets cheerleaders :( Out of the state the Spurs are the worst ones.

[Mnky]

Manu's fixing to be in trouble when they announce the winner. Half them girls have his nose.

[Biggems]

I sat here with my wife, looking at this trash - we laughed about how many of them looked like men and were probably SA girl

My wife and i looked at them too and agreed that erika was the only one worth looking at. The rest made us want to crawl in a hole and kick that damn groundhog out....

[HankChinaski]

They have to be amazing outerworldly dancers after looking at those profiles.

[monkeypunk]

It's like the c team dancers at the strip club on a Tuesday lunch. Holy hell....

[jermaine]

You fat mofos don't have half the stamina as these chicks.... An I'm sure your wifes or girlfriends don't look half as good either. You fat fingered, computer tapping, pornstar searching asses would suck the chicks toes.

[HankChinaski]

It's like the c team dancers at the strip club on a Tuesday lunch. Holy hell....

What's wrong with $5 steak and fries. You dim the lights to OFF, you can enjoy a inexpensive meal without the view.

[tholdren]

You fat mofos don't have half the stamina as these chicks.... An I'm sure your wifes or girlfriends don't look half as good either. You fat fingered, computer tapping, pornstar searching asses would suck the chicks toes.
I bet there's a whole cheeseburger between some of these hog's toes. This has got to be a joke.

[Spur|n|Austin]

Man we hit the loteria with these chicks.. No seriously, the Mexican lottery with a jackpot of $20 bucks.

[look_at_g_shred]

Valerie and Brianna FTW...

[TXstbobcat]

At least they aren't as bad as the Milwaukee Bucks dancers.

[Biggems]

You fat mofos don't have half the stamina as these chicks.... An I'm sure your wifes or girlfriends don't look half as good either. You fat fingered, computer tapping, pornstar searching asses would suck the chicks toes.

My wife is smokin hot......a nice little petite mexican hottie. She is one of those women that, even though she is in her 30s, she looks way younger.

When we first met over 6 years ago, everyone asked me what was wrong with me, going after a teenage girl......she was almost 30 at the time.

So, while I am a balding, fat fuck, my lady is sexy as hell......she is the beauty and I am the beast.

Those dancers are putrid, aside from 2 or 3. Over 1 million people in this city, and those are the only 12 to 15 women who we could find to dance for our Spurs......for shame.

[tonight...you]

My wife is smokin hot......a nice little petite mexican hottie. She is one of those women that, even though she is in her 30s, she looks way younger.

When we first met over 6 years ago, everyone asked me what was wrong with me, going after a teenage girl......she was almost 30 at the time.

So, while I am a balding, fat fuck, my lady is sexy as hell......she is the beauty and I am the beast.

Those dancers are putrid, aside from 2 or 3. Over 1 million people in this city, and those are the only 12 to 15 women who we could find to dance for our Spurs......for shame.
:bobo

[tonight...you]

Over 350,000,000 people in this country and look who are the 2 jokers we placed up there to represent us for the next 4 years.
Everything's broken!
Let's burn this bitch down Pookie!

http://i.imgur.com/sbIl5V1.gif

[Ditty]

Even more butter faces this year :lol

Some bad pictures at the same time, because Abby and Brianna are super fine in person and I know Abby used to be in the ice girls which they all are much better looking. Desiree is pretty cute also. Sounds like all the silver dancers only stay around for a year. I think some of their dance routines are a little corny for someone that doesn't know much about dancing. Hands down the 2012-2013 Silver Dancers were probably the best all around looking group.

[RGMCSE]

Man some of you are fucking assholes. A lot of those girls are fucking hot. Sure the face pic might not be the best. I'm thinking the close up, makeup and exaggerated poses make them look a little off. But honestly 2 or 3 are kinda ugly. But the rest are fine. Minerva has the face that screams Bad giiiiiiirrrrll!!

[gambit1990]

I voted for adrianas picasso lookin face.
:lol