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Koolaid_Man

07-17-2015, 05:52 PM

First off we know he wasnt hitting it anyway.....this was a PR stunt gone wrong judging from below....Let's take a super close look at his "girlfriend"....:lol

Zoom.zoom.zoom.....:lol

What he tried to sell us
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/talknowsa-me%20022_zpsxpnozbsp.jpg

What we really got (tin foil package)
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/VanessaMaciasmug_zps8x93puti.jpg

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07-17-2015, 05:53 PM

Yeah, she's been doing meth & Cinnamon Toast Crunch...it gives young people acne.

Though she has a nice set of choppers.

Koolaid_Man

07-17-2015, 05:55 PM

Yeah, she's been doing meth & Cinnamon Toast Crunch...it gives young people acne.

Though she has a nice set of choppers.

:lmao

Buddy Mignon

07-17-2015, 05:56 PM

Koolaid_Man

07-17-2015, 05:57 PM

Yeah, she's been doing meth

Also those bug eyed serial killa eyes gave it away

Koolaid_Man

07-17-2015, 05:58 PM

Kool... that's that case with most women. It's tough looking at them when the makeup comes off.

Bet you a cool milli she aint never stepped foot in Tammy's bedroom...

Biernutz

07-17-2015, 06:31 PM

Let's look at some after photo's......

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/vanessa-bryant-michael-jackson_zpsi7txfwmm.jpg

Koolaid_Man

07-17-2015, 06:50 PM

Poor beer nuts

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07-17-2015, 06:53 PM

She has a bit of a rat face as well. I don't like that. I don't like that a lot.

Buddy Mignon

07-17-2015, 06:55 PM

She has a bit of a rat face as well. I don't like that. I don't like that a lot.

And I bet she continues to talk while you're sleep.

Koolaid_Man

07-17-2015, 07:22 PM

She has a bit of a rat face as well. I don't like that. I don't like that a lot.

:lmao

Cully may I offer you a little rat pussy
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/dXX37kQi_zpsm1pcbvvo.jpeg

Koolaid_Man

07-17-2015, 07:26 PM

I'm just looking for a little rat pussy :lmao

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whitemamba

07-17-2015, 07:27 PM

Koolaid_Man

07-17-2015, 07:32 PM

in that first pic she looks like she has down syndrome.. the real question is, when will she cuck jim?

Yeah she does kinda look like Mr. Magoo in that first pic...

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07-17-2015, 08:17 PM

ColinB

07-17-2015, 08:27 PM

She looks pretty good in that second pic, tbh.

JohnnyMax

07-17-2015, 08:30 PM

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JohnnyMax

07-17-2015, 08:31 PM

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Koolaid_Man

07-17-2015, 08:33 PM

You guys are useless wastes of human tissue. Seriously, you are sitting on your home computers on a Fri night, talkin about someone's looks, that you would smash without thinking twice. What meaningful discussion. What makes you so sure she'd even notice your existence? Cowards-

Actually I had sex with 2 chics at 10:30 this morning....ate a angus burger with extra crispy bacon with some New England clam chowder on the side....with an ice tea and lemonade mix..so now I'm good...and actually on my iPad not computer

Koolaid_Man

07-17-2015, 08:34 PM

She looks pretty good in that second pic, tbh.

Another barrell scrapper I see :lol

ColinB

07-17-2015, 08:39 PM

Another barrell scrapper I see :lol

Yeah, probably not quite on par with the women of Wal-Mart.

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07-17-2015, 09:13 PM

Strange Love

07-17-2015, 09:18 PM

Nothing you cant moisturize in that second pic. If that's the worst you got OP then go kill yourself now.

Koolaid_Man

07-17-2015, 09:25 PM

Nothing you cant moisturize in that second pic. If that's the worst you got OP then go kill yourself now.

My next thread will bring the house down...will be a doozy....will probably wait till 2moro

Mitch

07-17-2015, 09:27 PM

If you're going to try to convince people you aren't gay, pick an attractive woman. Klay Thompson set the bar up very high

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07-17-2015, 09:28 PM

Nothing you cant moisturize in that second pic. If that's the worst you got OP then go kill yourself now.

Here's the pic I favor:::

Gil & Amy, all smiles. You just know Gil is gonna bend Amy over the weight bench. Probably turned the A/C down to like 60 degrees,,,and Tim payin' the electric bill. ha.

http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/tim-duncans-cheating-wife-amy-Gil-Urbano.jpg

Strange Love

07-17-2015, 09:34 PM

King Emmanuel

07-17-2015, 09:37 PM

:lol Kool u be doing these fools wrong

ChumpDumper

07-17-2015, 09:37 PM

OP tried to sell us a dude he picked up in Wal-Mart.

Koolaid_Man

07-17-2015, 09:38 PM

Here's the pic I favor:::

Gil & Amy, all smiles. You just know Gil is gonna bend Amy over the weight bench. Probably turned the A/C down to like 60 degrees,,,and Tim payin' the electric bill. ha.

http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/tim-duncans-cheating-wife-amy-Gil-Urbano.jpg

Yeah Tim got dem dere bills covered...I still maintain...that there's no way a white woman will leave her kids black baby daddy....who's 7 ft tall...likely well endowed...200 mill in the bank...and is a famous a city icon...for an illegal alien stripper.....there's only ONE explanation for it....in all fairness none of it is Amy's fault...she wanted to keep her man...but if he was willing to let the dude move in with them for 2-3 yrs I can only imagine the hell he put poor Amy through

spurraider21

07-17-2015, 09:47 PM

Yeah Tim got dem dere bills covered...I still maintain...that there's no way a white woman will leave her kids black baby daddy....who's 7 ft tall...likely well endowed...200 mill in the bank...and is a famous a city icon...for an illegal alien stripper.....there's only ONE explanation for it....in all fairness none of it is Amy's fault...she wanted to keep her man...but if he was willing to let the dude move in with them for 2-3 yrs I can only imagine the hell he put poor Amy through
he's a stripper?

Strange Love

07-17-2015, 09:53 PM

he's a stripper?

Leave it to kool to look for that kind of info on people. :lol

Complete homo. I pity the day his parents decide to know what kool is up to in the basement when they look at dude's history.

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07-17-2015, 09:55 PM

he's a stripper?

Yes, and she freed him from the pole...
[[[Sources reveal Gil Urbano, a former stripper, now has Amy Duncan to thank for getting him off the strip pole. Know why? Because she reportedly bought a gym where he poses as the owner, and she apparently is the silent owner who is known to frequent the spot.]]]

midnightpulp

07-17-2015, 11:15 PM

Good luck in next year's lottery, Kool :toast

spursistan

07-17-2015, 11:33 PM

Damn, that's like 95% of women :lol

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07-18-2015, 12:20 AM

Good luck in next year's lottery, Kool :toast

Boom-

Strange Love

07-18-2015, 12:43 AM

Yes, and she freed him from the pole...
[[[Sources reveal Gil Urbano, a former stripper, now has Amy Duncan to thank for getting him off the strip pole. Know why? Because she reportedly bought a gym where he poses as the owner, and she apparently is the silent owner who is known to frequent the spot.]]]

Timmy should have kept Amy in line by given her the Dale treatment. Amirire?

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07-18-2015, 01:06 AM

Timmy should have kept Amy in line by given her the Dale treatment. Amirire?

No, you're not. What treatment? Basically I do what the fuck I'm told. I'm all talk & Depends.

Biernutz

07-18-2015, 02:32 AM

No, you're not. What treatment? Basically I do what the fuck I'm told. I'm all talk & Depends.

take out your teeth, put in your catheter, turn on your nite lite and go to bed!

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07-18-2015, 04:24 AM

take out your teeth, put in your catheter, turn on your nite lite and go to bed!

I woke up and checked the D'Backs extra inning result.

Oh, yeah, Dale will sleep the rest of the nite happy.

Twisted_Dawg

07-19-2015, 09:25 AM

Kool... that's that case with most women. It's tough looking at them when the makeup comes off.

Just wait until you younger guys have to see 40+ women in the morning with no make up. It's a God damn nightmare. I won't even begin to discuss 50+ women with no make up.

Enjoy your youth, it's fleeting.

DMC

07-19-2015, 10:27 AM

Kool... that's that case with most women. It's tough looking at them when the makeup comes off.
Your own wingman having to educate you on how a woman looks in the morning, because Cedric never saw one.

Splits

07-19-2015, 10:32 AM

Your own wingman having to educate you on how a woman looks in the morning, because Cedric never saw one.

:lol

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07-19-2015, 10:41 AM

Your own wingman having to educate you on how a woman looks in the morning, because Cedric never saw one.

Good morning, Shits.

Splits

07-19-2015, 10:49 AM

Good morning, Shits.

Who's meaner: me, DMC, or AMB?

Buddy Mignon

07-19-2015, 10:51 AM

OP tried to sell us a dude he picked up in Wal-Mart.

And you've been selling faggotry since day one.

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07-19-2015, 10:52 AM

Who's meaner: me, DMC, or AMB?

You, then Amb, then Shits.

Buddy Mignon

07-19-2015, 10:53 AM

Just wait until you younger guys have to see 40+ women in the morning with no make up. It's a God damn nightmare. I won't even begin to discuss 50+ women with no make up.

Enjoy your youth, it's fleeting.

They hate it more than anything. I see them all over the internet at 40 and 50 posing as 30 and 40. They still have hopes that someone will marry them too.

Silver&Black

07-19-2015, 10:55 AM

And you've been selling faggotry since day one.

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Splits

07-19-2015, 10:56 AM

You, then Amb, then Shits.

Wow. I'm humbled and honored.

Did you know that your Lakers sent 7 guaranteed contracts to Vegas and they all shit the bed, going 1-4 with your two lottery picks looking like dogshit? :lmao You have no future at all, you're Philly-West for the next 10 years and yet you still hang on to 5 chips from some Canadian shithole and a team name which has nothing to do with your shithole city

:lmao

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07-19-2015, 11:00 AM

Wow. I'm humbled and honored.

Did you know that your Lakers sent 7 guaranteed contracts to Vegas and they all shit the bed, going 1-4 with your two lottery picks looking like dogshit? :lmao You have no future at all, you're Philly-West for the next 10 years and yet you still hang on to 5 chips from some Canadian shithole and a team name which has nothing to do with your shithole city

:lmao

Perhaps, but, we they never sold our shit nor strung our ropes.

tee, hee.

Splits

07-19-2015, 11:01 AM

Perhaps, but, we they never sold our shit nor strung our ropes.

tee, hee.

I live for the present and the future, not in the past (despite the fact we rang a Juneago)

ChumpDumper

07-19-2015, 11:20 AM

And you've been selling faggotry since day one.
lol Naruto

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07-19-2015, 11:35 AM

I live for the present and the future, not in the past (despite the fact we rang a Juneago)

No problem. I'll cover the past. Me.

UZER

07-19-2015, 03:59 PM

No, you're not. What treatment? Basically I do what the fuck I'm told. I'm all talk & Depends.

Cully on Spurstalk reminds me of that King of Queens episode where they all go paintballing. This older man shows up outta nowhere, gets picked up on a team, and end up being like Rambo out there. He slaps Doug for being a wimp, barrel rolls over obstacles and takes people out left and right. He devastating out there.

The last scene of the episode is that stranger coming home to his wife who starts berating him because his was out "playing war" with his little friends. He just takes it while cowering and stuttering. She snatches the back of goodies out of his hand and goes to the kitchen. Then she yells at him from the kitchen, "these are the wrong ones!!! You better go get me the right ones!!!" He tucks his tail and scurries back out the door. :lol

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07-19-2015, 06:28 PM

Cully on Spurstalk reminds me of that King of Queens episode where they all go paintballing. This older man shows up outta nowhere, gets picked up on a team, and end up being like Rambo out there. He slaps Doug for being a wimp, barrel rolls over obstacles and takes people out left and right. He devastating out there.

The last scene of the episode is that stranger coming home to his wife who starts berating him because his was out "playing war" with his little friends. He just takes it while cowering and stuttering. She snatches the back of goodies out of his hand and goes to the kitchen. Then she yells at him from the kitchen, "these are the wrong ones!!! You better go get me the right ones!!!" He tucks his tail and scurries back out the door. :lol

That episode is a disappointment. I figured Eric Roberts would be a no miss prop. It was flat and incoherent. I hate that episode,,,and of course you lodge it.:rolleyes

UZER

07-19-2015, 07:10 PM

That episode is a disappointment. I figured Eric Roberts would be a no miss prop. It was flat and incoherent. I hate that episode,,,and of course you lodge it.:rolleyes

You didn't find humor in the awkward tensions created between the couples after Carrie told Doug that Deacon was hot? Lighten up dude.

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07-19-2015, 07:18 PM

You didn't find humor in the awkward tensions created between the couples after Carrie told Doug that Deacon was hot? Lighten up dude.

I couldn't get past how flat Roberts conducted his role. & also correct me if I'm wrong but that episode was in the final couple years of that series, right? They went 2-3 years too long in that show.

It's just is so fitting that you'd pick an episode of that series that I absolutely detest. You had no way of knowing, I've never cited that episode, or, my hatred for it, but, you pull it out of your fuckin' ass.

I had to read your original post twice to make double sure you actually were talking about that abomination.

Fuckin' ooze.

UZER

07-19-2015, 07:37 PM

I couldn't get past how flat Roberts conducted his role. & also correct me if I'm wrong but that episode was in the final couple years of that series, right? They went 2-3 years too long in that show.

It's just is so fitting that you'd pick an episode of that series that I absolutely detest. You had no way of knowing, I've never cited that episode, or, my hatred for it, but, you pull it out of your fuckin' ass.

I had to read your original post twice to make double sure you actually were talking about that abomination.

Fuckin' ooze.

No, it was an early episode. I agree the show ran about 2 seasons too long.

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07-19-2015, 07:46 PM

No, it was an early episode. I agree the show ran about 2 seasons too long.

You're right. Doug's "sister" was in that episode. I hated that character (Ricki Lake).

One thing about that episode is that it was obviously shot on location and I didn't like that, at all.

UZER

07-19-2015, 07:56 PM

You're right. Doug's "sister" was in that episode. I hated that character (Ricki Lake).

One thing about that episode is that it was obviously shot on location and I didn't like that, at all.

I couldn't stand the Ritchie character either. Never made me laugh, not once.

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07-19-2015, 09:46 PM

I couldn't stand the Ritchie character either. Never made me laugh, not once.

Yep, and God bless 'em, he tried. It was painful at times.

The very early episodes are a dicey lot. Even the opening with the cartoon transit cars is crap. Then they did the live shots of New York Metro as the opening and that set it nicely. Once they let Stiller do his own materiel it just took off.

Having his parents always be the same actors was a stroke of genius. Then after Ritchie they brought his brother and that was another wise choice. Just brilliant. And they didn't foist him on us...they took their time and did it right.

And her boss (not her immediate boss but the big cheese guy) was just perfection. You never quite knew what you we're going to get with him. He was shrewd in a throw a way part that just increased the depth and quality of the cast and show. Same with Holly. She started out in a small way, but, they allowed her room to grow and she did.

And Doug's boss at work, another great casting job. Gave ya just enough to make your want more...then they made the mistake and gave us more of him,,,and it wasn't good. Remember, ooze?

And of course Spence. We find out the depth of his character and how it is linked to Doug and Deacon in the Mentalo episode. He carries a photo of these men in his wallet. He loves them. It matters not how they feel about him, he loves them.

And then in the karaoke episode Spence finally gets pay back. He breaks Doug's ball in supreme fashion. And Kevin James, king shit of that show by that time let's it happens. Isn't too good to permit his character to get had by the lower character. Again, just brilliant. At the end as Spence reveals himself in the backseat of the car Doug makes a move to physically accost him, but, that never happens. Spence character is never physically harmed on the show. That cannot happen and does not.

And they handled Deacon's marital problems in depth as well. They didn't hurry it. They did not (fix) in an instant. It was a fine process.

So much more.

UZER

07-19-2015, 10:32 PM

Yep, and God bless 'em, he tried. It was painful at times.

The very early episodes are a dicey lot. Even the opening with the cartoon transit cars is crap. Then they did the live shots of New York Metro as the opening and that set it nicely. Once they let Stiller do his own materiel it just took off.

Having his parents always be the same actors was a stroke of genius. Then after Ritchie they brought his brother and that was another wise choice. Just brilliant. And they didn't foist him on us...they took their time and did it right.

And her boss (not her immediate boss but the big cheese guy) was just perfection. You never quite knew what you we're going to get with him. He was shrewd in a throw a way part that just increased the depth and quality of the cast and show. Same with Holly. She started out in a small way, but, they allowed her room to grow and she did.

And Doug's boss at work, another great casting job. Gave ya just enough to make your want more...then they made the mistake and gave us more of him,,,and it wasn't good. Remember, ooze?

And of course Spence. We find out the depth of his character and how it is linked to Doug and Deacon in the Mentalo episode. He carries a photo of these men in his wallet. He loves them. It matters not how they feel about him, he loves them.

And then in the karaoke episode Spence finally gets pay back. He breaks Doug's ball in supreme fashion. And Kevin James, king shit of that show by that time let's it happens. Isn't too good to permit his character to get had by the lower character. Again, just brilliant. At the end as Spence reveals himself in the backseat of the car Doug makes a move to physically accost him, but, that never happens. Spence character is never physically harmed on the show. That cannot happen and does not.

And they handled Deacon's marital problems in depth as well. They didn't hurry it. They did not (fix) in an instant. It was a fine process.

So much more.

Agree. The show was really strong for a good while. The occasional re-watch still holds up well.

When the show first started, Stiller was stuck in the mr Castanza role from Seinfeld, yelling randomly and it didn't fit. Once he adjusted to the characters of Doug and Carrie, he found that great niche and comedic timing with his role. It was impressive to watch him separate from Castanza role.

The Deacon marital problems allowed the show to sneak in an touch of real emotion, without sacrificing the comedy within each of those episodes.

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07-19-2015, 10:55 PM

Agree. The show was really strong for a good while. The occasional re-watch still holds up well.

When the show first started, Stiller was stuck in the mr Castanza role from Seinfeld, yelling randomly and it didn't fit. Once he adjusted to the characters of Doug and Carrie, he found that great niche and comedic timing with his role. It was impressive to watch him separate from Castanza role.

The Deacon marital problems allowed the show to sneak in an touch of real emotion, without sacrificing the comedy within each of those episodes.

I like the Deacon marital problem episode at the movie theatre, where they're standing in the lobby after the movie and Doug is making sure to gets between Deacon's wife and "Bill" from Carrie's work place who they met in the theater, an IT guy. Now "Bill" knows what is going on, but, he accepts it, watch his body language and good natured response to Doug's efforts. It makes it possible the good feeling that this show always had. It's little things like that.

The way the production always employed a certain type of woman in the periphery roles. Not high flalutin, but, earthy women, round and full of goodness. The woman who moves in up the street and Doug makes a lewd remark to Arthur about her and of course Arthur takes exception, Margy, Holly, the wife of the guy who brings him the bottle of Scotch, the wife next door of Kaskis(sp) even the waitresses in the bar are perfecting cast. Have to give Remini credit there for allowing it, especially after she ballooned up.

The episode where he wins the eating contest at work, then has to go to the opera with Carrie and her co-worker couple. It's just sheer perfection. She lets him excuse himself after he's (burbing sauerkraut) "it smells like a refinery." she comments. She lets him go home, she'll stay and finish the opera. He thinks it's over. By the time she's gets home, he's holding court on the couch, in his sweats eating Hostess ding dongs, or, some such trash,,,Arthur is in the chair. Christ, she's pissed. Genuinely at her wit's end. "Doug, you need to have somebody sit with you and find out why you are a garbage can." then stomps upstairs. What does Doug do? He's about to take a bite out of the Ding Dong in his hand before Arthur bats it away. LOL. It never grows old watching it.

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They made a mistake with the Deacon marital woes. At one point they state they're divorced. Then later they just are separated and get back together. Must have been some kind of contract dispute.

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I didn't like toward the end where Deacon and his wife kind of rejected Doug & Carrie. Bothered me something awful. But, they were just making money the last couple years. I understand that. You want to do right by the people who have labored for 8+ years. Nothing wrong with cashing in.