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Koolaid_Man
07-19-2015, 05:58 PM
:lmao


As Greg Oden attempts a return in the NBA, the former No. 1 overall pick worked out for the Dallas Mavericks this week, league sources told RealGM.

djohn2oo8
07-19-2015, 06:01 PM
Cuban, just rebuild.

SupremeGuy
07-19-2015, 06:08 PM
It's pointless for anyone to even compete with that monster lolaker squad, tbh.

DJR210
07-19-2015, 06:28 PM
:lmao damn the Mavs are in a deep depression.. might as well sign Adam Morrison to a max deal

m>s
07-19-2015, 06:31 PM
:lmao damn the Mavs are in a deep depression.. might as well sign Adam Morrison to a max deal
Please don't say things where Cuban or Donnie might hear. You know that Shank guy who posts here like works for the Organization or. Something.

DJR210
07-19-2015, 06:33 PM
Please don't say things where Cuban or Donnie might hear. You know that Shank guy who posts here like works for the Organization or. Something.

:lol

m>s
07-19-2015, 06:34 PM
They might hear that and think it's a great idea. "Well he was great at Gonzaga and he has championship experience!"

DJR210
07-19-2015, 06:34 PM
I heard Cuban gave a 400% raise to his custodial staff at the arena, just because.


They might hear that and think it's a great idea. "Well he was great at Gonzaga and he has championship experience!"

Plus he has the beetus, that shit will move merchandise with the SJW's

m>s
07-19-2015, 06:35 PM
Dude I'd clean toilets there if he'd sign me to 4 years 16 mil

DJR210
07-19-2015, 06:35 PM
Dude I'd clean toilets there if he'd sign me to 4 years 16 mil

Fuck yeah, I'd relocate to Dallas tomorrow

UNT Eagles 2016
07-19-2015, 06:39 PM
I heard Cuban gave a 400% raise to his custodial staff at the arena, just because.



Plus he has the beetus, that shit will move merchandise with the SJW's
meh, nobody cares about type 1. It's all about the fatties acquiring the beetus, tbh

m>s
07-19-2015, 06:40 PM
meh, nobody cares about type 1. It's all about the fatties acquiring the beetus, tbh
Check your thin privilege faggot

m>s
07-19-2015, 06:44 PM
Kool me and you got something in common we both love colonel sanders lel

Koolaid_Man
07-19-2015, 06:50 PM
Dude I'd clean toilets there if he'd sign me to 4 years 16 mil


You suck ass and eat shit now brah...and you do it for free...

m>s
07-19-2015, 06:53 PM
Ooga booga..booga ooga ooga? Ooga

Alacritous
07-19-2015, 06:54 PM
You suck ass and eat shit now brah...and you do it for free...
http://i.imgur.com/JytugvB.jpg

Will Hunting
07-19-2015, 06:58 PM
Ooga booga..booga ooga ooga? Ooga

muh dik muh dik muh dik!

Koolaid_Man
07-19-2015, 06:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/JytugvB.jpg


Bend ova and I'll make you cum to your senses....

Alacritous
07-19-2015, 07:00 PM
Bend ova and I'll make you cum to your senses....
http://gintruth.com/gnt/wpver/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/butthurt.jpg

Koolaid_Man
07-19-2015, 07:02 PM
http://gintruth.com/gnt/wpver/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/butthurt.jpg


Bend ova and I'll show you a strong and hurt butt

Alacritous
07-19-2015, 07:08 PM
Bend ova and I'll show you a strong and hurt butt
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/KoolsWhiteTrash_zpsdhsef5xe.png
Ask him not me :wow

Koolaid_Man
07-19-2015, 07:22 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/KoolsWhiteTrash_zpsdhsef5xe.png
Ask him not me :wow


Bend ova and I wont ask you :lol

midnightpulp
07-19-2015, 07:29 PM
Good luck in the lottery, Kool :toast

ElNono
07-19-2015, 07:31 PM
Good move, tbh... cheap, and he's probably better than Randle at this point...

Koolaid_Man
07-19-2015, 07:35 PM
Lets sit down and discuss this Mav fan....http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Mobile%20Uploads/447-greg-odens-career-has-been-doomed-by-injuries_zps91nlpkov.jpg

Koolaid_Man
07-19-2015, 07:37 PM
Make or Break Mav fan? :lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Mobile%20Uploads/700_zps7hpccphc.jpg

Koolaid_Man
07-19-2015, 07:40 PM
Who's yo Pappy Mav Fan? :lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Mobile%20Uploads/oden_zps96ho3i5n.jpg

Koolaid_Man
07-19-2015, 07:42 PM
Fuck it..let's do this Mav fan....
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Mobile%20Uploads/GregOden_zpspro30kri.png

Splits
07-19-2015, 08:29 PM
Is he better than Upshaw?

100%duncan
07-19-2015, 08:55 PM
Rich man's Randle :toast

Bonner4MVP
07-19-2015, 09:27 PM
I remember he played pretty decent in limited minutes with Miami. Why did he all of a sudden disappear into the abyss on a team that was in desperate need of a big man?

DJR210
07-19-2015, 09:33 PM
Rich man's Randle :toast

:lmao

HarlemHeat37
07-19-2015, 11:58 PM
I remember he played pretty decent in limited minutes with Miami. Why did he all of a sudden disappear into the abyss on a team that was in desperate need of a big man?

Because he can barely move without breaking a body part or tearing a muscle:lol..

Mark Celibate
07-20-2015, 12:17 AM
You guys forgot too soon that this nigga Oden was picked before Durant... if he somehow lives up to his potential in Dallas we would be stacked as fuck tbh. The best defensive big since Bill Russell :worthy:

spursistan
07-20-2015, 12:19 AM
If Cuban wants to tank-and he should for matter-- I'm sure he would have his word over Dirk/Carlisle..But the egotistical part in him says that his owned Mavericks team with such illustrious recent history are above intentional losing..IMO, he wants to pull a Morey-like Rockets competitive reload plan 2010-2012..But that was bookended by the trade/signing of two stars--something that he has been miserably failing at for half decade now..

TDMVPDPOY
07-20-2015, 02:41 AM
why doesnt cuban go straight after the best euro players in europe?....

Biernutz
07-20-2015, 02:51 AM
He was so good in collage but he has glass knees. He will sign with some one who will take a flyer on
him but it's just be a waste of time and resources...It's a shame cause he could have been good.....

Killakobe81
07-20-2015, 07:49 AM
Good move, tbh... cheap, and he's probably better than Randle at this point...

Come on El dont be foolish.

Killakobe81
07-20-2015, 08:00 AM
He was so good in collage but he has glass knees. He will sign with some one who will take a flyer on
him but it's just be a waste of time and resources...It's a shame cause he could have been good.....

He was not even that great in college. He was good but remember he had a hand injury. Of course we saw plenty of potential but the league is so desperate for quality bigs this dude was vastly overrated. Conley was the best player on that team if you watched the games Oden did impact the defensive end ... but his offense was limited and he was no David or Patrick Ewing on defense either.

Oden did what we should have seen he was hurt his one year in college and every year as a pro ...those that expected otherwise were foolish.

Bonner4MVP
07-20-2015, 08:38 AM
You guys forgot too soon that this nigga Oden was picked before Durant... if he somehow lives up to his potential in Dallas we would be stacked as fuck tbh. The best defensive big since Bill Russell :worthy:

After seeing PJ Tucker disappear into oblivion and then come back to play decent with the Suns I guess anything is possible

Mark Celibate
07-20-2015, 08:45 AM
Sign both Bynum and Oden imho, them backing up each other, so you'd need a healthy version of either Bynum or Oden for only 41 games a season which shouldn't be that hard even for them niggas. Both niggas have massive potential and used to be quite good on different stages, and they probably wouldn't demand anything more than vet minimum, low-risk investment tbh.

Spurs9
07-20-2015, 08:51 AM
Bring in Brandon Roy too

Mark Celibate
07-20-2015, 09:03 AM
Gilbert Arenas is also a free agent currently, imho, another ring-hunting veteran who would very gladly join us for a vet minimum contract and the chance to ring before retiring.

Indazone
07-20-2015, 05:43 PM
I am rooting for the guy. If he even makes it on the bench it's still one of the best stories in the NBA