Oh THIS is going to be VERY interesting

[lefty]

Lawyers, start your engines :lmao


http://gizmodo.com/hackers-threaten-to-expose-40-million-cheating-ashleyma-1718965334

[JakeCuenca]

Blake might be able to get back 50% of his shit now...

[Thread]

I just joined last Friday.

[Buddy Mignon]

This site is lame... its cheaper to get a hooker.

[Thread]

This site is lame... its cheaper to get a hooker.

I don't know, Luva, I've gotten like a 1/2 dozen 25-year-old girls wanting me to contact them. & I didn't lie about my age.

[Buddy Mignon]

I don't know, Luva, I've gotten like a 1/2 dozen 25-year-old girls wanting me to contact them. & I didn't lie about my age.

Cully... I'm an expertise in this field... trust me. The women are winning in this game and its not even close. An average guy can create an account, post a profile, and a few pics and instantly he can attract 5-10 average looking women. Makes you feel good that someone is interested in you. Now... these same women have about 50 men hitting on them at the same time. It becomes like window shopping for a woman. She lines up a few dates that will take her out to eat, movies, hiking, museums... and get this... some men even offer money!!! Can you believe that? And here you are vying for her attention wih your sorry ass conversation... and you better be good at texting because that's all they do today, Cully. Seriously... I've gone out with girls and have never heard their voice before...lol. Its a merry-go-round of attention whoring on both sides... and women are kicking our asses.

I met a fine little piece on a site about a year ago. I take her to dinner and there was instant attraction. I walk her to her car after dinner and drinks and she insists that she wanted to talk for a while, so she suggested we sit in my car. Not even 5 minutes in this girl is kissing me and I have all 8 of my hands feeling her up. This was on a Saturday night... I text her Monday morning to try to set up another date and her was reply was..."I didn't hear from you yesterday so I went back on the site.":lmao

Its a sad state out there. My advice to anyone looking to date online is to stock pile as many average looking girls as possible and fuck the ones that are desperate. Now... you could get lucky like timvp did and meet that girl that's willing to travel across country for a weekend fuck-a-thon, but its not likely.

[Buddy Mignon]

Oh... and I think Ashley Madison has a guaranteed hookup deal for $300.

[DMC]

Site owner doing this for publicity, to bilk "expedite" money from users.

[benefactor]

Cully... I'm an expertise in this field... trust me. The women are winning in this game and its not even close. An average guy can create an account, post a profile, and a few pics and instantly he can attract 5-10 average looking women. Makes you feel good that someone is interested in you. Now... these same women have about 50 men hitting on them at the same time. It becomes like window shopping for a woman. She lines up a few dates that will take her out to eat, movies, hiking, museums... and get this... some men even offer money!!! Can you believe that? And here you are vying for her attention wih your sorry ass conversation... and you better be good at texting because that's all they do today, Cully. Seriously... I've gone out with girls and have never heard their voice before...lol. Its a merry-go-round of attention whoring on both sides... and women are kicking our asses.

I met a fine little piece on a site about a year ago. I take her to dinner and there was instant attraction. I walk her to her car after dinner and drinks and she insists that she wanted to talk for a while, so she suggested we sit in my car. Not even 5 minutes in this girl is kissing me and I have all 8 of my hands feeling her up. This was on a Saturday night... I text her Monday morning to try to set up another date and her was reply was..."I didn't hear from you yesterday so I went back on the site.":lmao

Its a sad state out there. My advice to anyone looking to date online is to stock pile as many average looking girls as possible and fuck the ones that are desperate. Now... you could get lucky like timvp did and meet that girl that's willing to travel across country for a weekend fuck-a-thon, but its not likely.
こんにちは forum,

I am waiting for that special someone. Luva has dated and been disappointed by the offerings out there, to many women seem to care only about comparing me to ohter guys they have dated, and then they don't hang around long enough to really get to know the silky smoothness of Luva.

I've tried the dating website thing, but those girls are often guys, and I've been embarrassed at least once, well into a date when the truth rudely flops out. pokes out or, on one occasion, is "formally introduced" to me.

I would like to keep it simple though, Japanese women only and even then I am not interested in fat ones. You can be fat on your own time, that's fine, I don't have anything against you, I just like my softness in specific areas, not all over.

Let me break it down for you though:

I am a Pakistani male, age ... let's say less than 35 but old enough to be well versed in the finer sex.

I am a fantastic lover, and I can cook. I have the full collection of Naruto Shippuden. I have action figures and one of my hobbies is to spend days going around my apartment being the Ghost of Gashir. It's really fun to escape into a different world.

I am a professional restuaranteur, with emphasis on fine dining. I am not overweight, in fact I would say I am slim.

I was an all star in high school basketball, and I can still keep it wet from downtown if you know what I mean.

Drop me a PM, let me know about you though, like what do you think of me?

I also love the Lakers, most of all, and even though I have considered becoming a Heat fat, I will probably just keep my head down until this mediocer craze blows over.

Thanks for reading..

Luva

[Buddy Mignon]

It never fails... this beener and his ragedy ass dodge with the gay cartoon shit.

[SquawkinHawkBigCock]

こんにちは forum,

I am waiting for that special someone. Luva has dated and been disappointed by the offerings out there, to many women seem to care only about comparing me to ohter guys they have dated, and then they don't hang around long enough to really get to know the silky smoothness of Luva.

I've tried the dating website thing, but those girls are often guys, and I've been embarrassed at least once, well into a date when the truth rudely flops out. pokes out or, on one occasion, is "formally introduced" to me.

I would like to keep it simple though, Japanese women only and even then I am not interested in fat ones. You can be fat on your own time, that's fine, I don't have anything against you, I just like my softness in specific areas, not all over.

Let me break it down for you though:

I am a Pakistani male, age ... let's say less than 35 but old enough to be well versed in the finer sex.

I am a fantastic lover, and I can cook. I have the full collection of Naruto Shippuden. I have action figures and one of my hobbies is to spend days going around my apartment being the Ghost of Gashir. It's really fun to escape into a different world.

I am a professional restuaranteur, with emphasis on fine dining. I am not overweight, in fact I would say I am slim.

I was an all star in high school basketball, and I can still keep it wet from downtown if you know what I mean.

Drop me a PM, let me know about you though, like what do you think of me?

I also love the Lakers, most of all, and even though I have considered becoming a Heat fat, I will probably just keep my head down until this mediocer craze blows over.

Thanks for reading..

Luva

[140]

こんにちは forum,

I am waiting for that special someone. Luva has dated and been disappointed by the offerings out there, to many women seem to care only about comparing me to ohter guys they have dated, and then they don't hang around long enough to really get to know the silky smoothness of Luva.

I've tried the dating website thing, but those girls are often guys, and I've been embarrassed at least once, well into a date when the truth rudely flops out. pokes out or, on one occasion, is "formally introduced" to me.

I would like to keep it simple though, Japanese women only and even then I am not interested in fat ones. You can be fat on your own time, that's fine, I don't have anything against you, I just like my softness in specific areas, not all over.

Let me break it down for you though:

I am a Pakistani male, age ... let's say less than 35 but old enough to be well versed in the finer sex.

I am a fantastic lover, and I can cook. I have the full collection of Naruto Shippuden. I have action figures and one of my hobbies is to spend days going around my apartment being the Ghost of Gashir. It's really fun to escape into a different world.

I am a professional restuaranteur, with emphasis on fine dining. I am not overweight, in fact I would say I am slim.

I was an all star in high school basketball, and I can still keep it wet from downtown if you know what I mean.

Drop me a PM, let me know about you though, like what do you think of me?

I also love the Lakers, most of all, and even though I have considered becoming a Heat fat, I will probably just keep my head down until this mediocer craze blows over.

Thanks for reading..

Luva
:lmao

[140]

I just joined last Friday.
Does Katie girl know about this, Dale?

[Thread]

Does Katie girl know about this, Dale?

I'm just looking for an Internet relationship, 140. Just some nice woman I can wax poetic with, write her some sonnets, perhaps a short story, or, three. Girl won't mind.

[313]

I just joined last Friday.

post-Pau

[Mitch]

I'm just looking for an Internet relationship, 140. Just some nice woman I can wax poetic with, write her some sonnets, perhaps a short story, or, three. Girl won't mind.

What if she has a big bush and she's in your area, Cub?

[Koolaid_Man]

こんにちは forum,

I am waiting for that special someone. Luva has dated and been disappointed by the offerings out there, to many women seem to care only about comparing me to ohter guys they have dated, and then they don't hang around long enough to really get to know the silky smoothness of Luva.

I've tried the dating website thing, but those girls are often guys, and I've been embarrassed at least once, well into a date when the truth rudely flops out. pokes out or, on one occasion, is "formally introduced" to me.

I would like to keep it simple though, Japanese women only and even then I am not interested in fat ones. You can be fat on your own time, that's fine, I don't have anything against you, I

Its widely known you have very nice lips bro....that porn stash you rocking on top of those soft suck a mean dick lips put LL. Cool J to shame....

[Thread]

What if she has a big bush and she's in your area, Cub?

No. Well, maybe luncheon. I got that 55 and older discount & a limp dick.

Honestly? I'm looking for someone in my age range, Mitch. I want to write for a woman, plot my trough that-a-way. I had a couple back '07-'08, but, I made the mistake of visiting the second one and the first one yelled at me more than Girl.

[Mitch]

No. Well, maybe luncheon. I got that 55 and older discount & a limp dick.

Honestly? I'm looking for someone in my age range, Mitch. I want to write for a woman, plot my trough that-a-way. I had a couple back '07-'08, but, I made the mistake of visiting the second one and the first one yelled at me more than Girl.

How'd the visit go, Cub? She want some nookie but your soldier was retired?

[Thread]

How'd the visit go, Cub? She want some nookie but your soldier was retired?

I went twice, up North, MN.. The first visit was okay. She was a bit alcoholic, but, they had the best gd restaurants. And while I was there the first time we acquired Gasol. Pouring down snow flurries, we get into her van, turn on the radio and they come over with that news. I was so fuckin' happy. They had a place called Stinkies that had the best Patty Melt. And another steak house called Michaels. GD gigantic steaks and served glass Cokes right on the menu. I ordered 3 with my steak. Then another place for breakfast that sold a homemade Coconut Cake. It'd blow your fuckin' shorts off, Mitch.

She was very cold in bed. I could get that here. I didn't need to fly round trip there & back for it. I could still function, though my length had abated. I knew something was up, but, it wasn't over then. And she had like a small round marble for a clit. I don't like weird stuff like that.

She was trying to get even with her ex-husband and I felt uncomfortable knowing that. But, it was an adventure.

[Mitch]

I went twice, up North, MN.. The first visit was okay. She was a bit alcoholic, but, they had the best gd restaurants. And while I was there the first time we acquired Gasol. Pouring down snow flurries, we get into her van, turn on the radio and they come over with that news. I was so fuckin' happy. They had a place called Stinkies that had the best Patty Melt. And another steak house called Michaels. GD gigantic steaks and served glass Cokes right on the menu. I ordered 3 with my steak. Then another place for breakfast that sold a homemade Coconut Cake. It'd blow your fuckin' shorts off, Mitch.

She was very cold in bed. I could get that here. I didn't need to fly round trip there & back for it. I could still function, though my length had abated. I knew something was up, but, it wasn't over then. And she had like a small round marble for a clit. I don't like weird stuff like that.

She was trying to get even with her ex-husband and I felt uncomfortable knowing that. But, it was an adventure.

:lol

Im telling you, cub, you've got to write a book about your life. I'd read that, cover to cover.

[Thread]

:lol

Im telling you, cub, you've got to write a book about your life. I'd read that, cover to cover.

The other girl lived in Alaska. Just gorgeous, 35 years old, but, she had baggage, 3 small children, an ex, or 2. She'd a been trouble. I almost went. I had the flight reservations, but, we got into an Internet argument and I canceled out. Like I said she yelled a lot. She did relate a lesbian fantasy over the land line one night. GD, Mitch it was fuckin' choice. I blew it all over my belly button sitting right here. Of course, she would never do it again. As soon as WOMAN finds out what Dale likes? I never get it again. Fuck, WTF is that!!!???!!!

[Mitch]

The other girl lived in Alaska. Just gorgeous, 35 years old, but, she had baggage, 3 small children, an ex, or 2. She'd a been trouble. I almost went. I had the flight reservations, but, we got into an Internet argument and I canceled out. Like I said she yelled a lot. She did relate a lesbian fantasy over the land line one night. GD, Mitch it was fuckin' choice. I blew it all over my belly button sitting right here. Of course, she would never do it again. As soon as WOMAN finds out what Dale likes? I never get it again. Fuck, WTF is that!!!???!!!

Dang, cub. She might have given you a ride of your life, yelling your ear off in the process.

[Thread]

Dang, cub. She might have given you a ride of your life, yelling your ear off in the process.

She was still fertile, Mitch. That was the chief reason I didn't go, or, at least the most immediate. When a Robinson shoots his load, it sticks. I don't abide rubbers and I wouldn't trust her otherwise.

[lefty]

Blake might be able to get back 50% of his shit now...
:lmao

[Splits]

This site is lame... its cheaper to get a hooker.

And you're going to owe me $1000 worth in 8 months when your faggot team misses the playoffs.

[Mitch]

She was still fertile, Mitch. That was the chief reason I didn't go, or, at least the most immediate. When a Robinson shoots his load, it sticks. I don't abide rubbers and I wouldn't trust her otherwise.

That's a smart move, cub. Older a woman is, more desperate she wants a kid.

[Biernutz]

I don't know, Luva, I've gotten like a 1/2 dozen 25-year-old girls wanting me to contact them. & I didn't lie about my age.

They are all hookers looking to take any money you have.....they are not hotties with a daddy..(grandpaw) complex....

[SquawkinHawkBigCock]

:lol

Im telling you, cub, you've got to write a book about your life. I'd read that, cover to cover.

[Strange Love]

It never fails... this beener and his ragedy ass dodge with the gay cartoon shit.

So you admit that it is pretty gay..but still post about it and watch it on that other place? :lol

[Thread]

That's a smart move, cub. Older a woman is, more desperate she wants a kid.

Well, she already had 3, all under 12. I don't think that was her aim, but, I wasn't about to take any chances. We got into one day on the Internet, and I told her to "drop dead." in an off hand way. She took a fit and went down to the Anchorage PD with the screen shot. We got it patched up though, for about week and then we were at it again. I never argued with any girl as much as I fought with her and I've fought with Girl since Junior High. This girl was so gd pretty she about drove me nuts. I didn't know whether to shit, or, go blind.

[Thread]

They are all hookers looking to take any money you have.....they are not hotties with a daddy..(grandpaw) complex....

I know. I'm not looking for that, but, what I am looking for will be difficult to find. And I don't want to end up with with some damn guy posing as a woman and me writing intimate concoctions to him for six months when we finally meet for lunch at the Chuckbox. Can ya imagine it?

[Mitch]

Well, she already had 3, all under 12. I don't think that was her aim, but, I wasn't about to take any chances. We got into one day on the Internet, and I told her to "drop dead." in an off hand way. She took a fit and went down to the Anchorage PD with the screen shot. We got it patched up though, for about week and then we were at it again. I never argued with any girl as much as I fought with her and I've fought with Girl since Junior High. This girl was so gd pretty she about drove me nuts. I didn't know whether to shit, or, go blind.

Ever think about the angry sex, cub?

[Thread]

Ever think about the angry sex, cub?

That's what the trip to MN., was for. I'd beat her ass and fuck it, she'd beat my ass, strap it on and fuck it. So, she goes to Walmart the second day I'm there. Before I left Phoenix I bought a camouflage ski mask (cloth) at Cabela's (15 smackers)...I get dressed, bring out my implements, don the mask and wait,,,she walks in, takes one look at me down the hallway and bolts back thru the door screaming bloody murder thru the apartment complex. Fuck me.

[Mitch]

That's what the trip to MN., was for. I'd beat her ass and fuck it, she'd beat my ass, strap it on and fuck it. So, she goes to Walmart the second day I'm there. Before I left Phoenix I bought a camouflage ski mask (cloth) at Cabela's (15 smackers)...I get dressed, bring out my implements, don the mask and wait,,,she walks in, takes one look at me down the hallway and bolts back thru the door screaming bloody murder thru the apartment complex. Fuck me.

Are you serious, cub? :lol

[Thread]

Are you serious, cub? :lol

Absolutely. She was never really keen for the sex part. She'd honestly forgot all about "the arrangement." We had "regular" the day I arrived, but, we'd not spoke about the other stuff. I thought it would be a great surprise and a welcome one. I didn't know whether to run after her, or, stay put. I stayed put, took off the master garb, put away the assorted dildos and whips I'd brought a 1,000 miles and just waited on her couch. She brought the building manager back. It was total shit. She felt bad afterward and we did everything, but, she was not into it, so, it was a bummer. In the end, all I had to show for the trip was I saw snow again, I ate hearty and finally appreciated Girl for not snoring. This woman snored non stop. By day 3 was sleep deprived and ready to cry. Only the food kept me from leaving early.

[Mitch]

Absolutely. She was never really keen for the sex part. She'd honestly forgot all about "the arrangement." We had "regular" the day I arrived, but, we'd not spoke about the other stuff. I thought it would be a great surprise and a welcome one. I didn't know whether to run after her, or, stay put. I stayed put, took off the master garb, put away the assorted dildos and whips I'd brought a 1,000 miles and just waited on her couch. She brought the building manager back. It was total shit. She felt bad afterward and we did everything, but, she was not into it, so, it was a bummer. In the end, all I had to show for the trip was I saw snow again, I ate hearty and finally appreciated Girl for not snoring. This woman snored non stop. By day 3 was sleep deprived and ready to cry. Only the food kept me from leaving early.

God damn, cub. You came for the woman but stayed for the food.

A snoring woman is annoying as shit, though.

[spurraider21]

And you're going to owe me $1000 worth in 8 months when your faggot team misses the playoffs.
:lmao thinking he has the money to pay that
:lmao thinking he'd pay even if his mom loaned him the money

[Thread]

God damn, cub. You came for the woman but stayed for the food.

A snoring woman is annoying as shit, though.

Well, she had a bum ticker, so, I should not have scared her like that, but, I thought she was expecting it. I thought I was doing good. Christ, just the opposite.

And that area was one of the last that still stocked Breyer's Yogurts. I loved them damn things. And she complained because after I left she was finding the sticky lids all over the apartment. tee, hee.

http://media.shopwell.com/kp/4667512667_full.jpg

[lefty]

The Ashley Madison Hackers Just Released a Ton of Stolen Data (http://gizmodo.com/the-ashley-madison-hackers-just-released-all-of-their-s-1724920693)
http://gizmodo.com/the-ashley-madison-hackers-just-released-all-of-their-s-1724920693

[Biernutz]

The Ashley Madison Hackers Just Released a Ton of Stolen Data (http://gizmodo.com/the-ashley-madison-hackers-just-released-all-of-their-s-1724920693)


http://gizmodo.com/the-ashley-madison-hackers-just-released-all-of-their-s-1724920693

I read a story today about the release of names...Seems most are men's names but lot of the names are
assumed names ,like some guys used the prime minster of England's' name. The woman's name release is
about 30%. Does anyone know where the list of names is posted at.....I know my name is not listed because
I go to Wal-Mart checkout lines. The beautiful blond in line ahead turns around and starts to talk to me
saying that she would come to Wally more often if I was here. Well I tell here she is so fine and...Stop me if you
have heard this before , I don't want to be a boring asshole. But anyway there I was......................

[BD24]

I read a story today about the release of names...Seems most are men's names but lot of the names are
assumed names ,like some guys used the prime minster of England's' name. The woman's name release is
about 30%. Does anyone know where the list of names is posted at.....I know my name is not listed because
I go to Wal-Mart checkout lines. The beautiful blond in line ahead turns around and starts to talk to me
saying that she would come to Wally more often if I was here. Well I tell here she is so fine and...Stop me if you
have heard this before , I don't want to be a boring asshole. But anyway there I was......................
:lol:toast

[Fabbs]

I know my name is not listed because
I go to Wal-Mart checkout lines. The beautiful blond in line ahead turns around and starts to talk to me
saying that she would come to Wally more often if I was here. Well I tell here she is so fine and...Stop me if you
have heard this before , I don't want to be a boring asshole. But anyway there I was......................
concur
nicely done :toast

[K...]

A city by city breakdown showed San an with nearly 100,000 accounts. San an popullation is what 2 mill? Divide by two for gender and eliminate kids, olds, and poor's, that's a pretty substantial percentage of adulterers

[Buddy Mignon]

That's what the trip to MN., was for. I'd beat her ass and fuck it, she'd beat my ass, strap it on and fuck it. So, she goes to Walmart the second day I'm there. Before I left Phoenix I bought a camouflage ski mask (cloth) at Cabela's (15 smackers)...I get dressed, bring out my implements, don the mask and wait,,,she walks in, takes one look at me down the hallway and bolts back thru the door screaming bloody murder thru the apartment complex. Fuck me.

:lmao

[LkrFan]

post-Pau
How many rangs MVPAU has without Kobe? How many rangs does Kobe have without MVPAU? Bonus, does Kobe have more rangs than Shaq? Shut your piehole, farmer.

[ambchang]

How many rangs MVPAU has without Kobe? How many rangs does Kobe have without MVPAU? Bonus, does Kobe have more rangs than Shaq? Shut your piehole, farmer.

Horry got 5 rings without Hakeem.

Hakeem got zero rings without Horry.

Horry got 4 rings without Shaquille

Shaquille got 1 ring without Horry.

Horry got 5 rings without Duncan.

Duncan got 3 rings without Horry.

Horry is one of the best role players in NBA history.

Kobe just joined that rank, thanks to your logic.

[LkrFan]

Horry got 5 rings without Hakeem.

Hakeem got zero rings without Horry.

Horry got 4 rings without Shaquille

Shaquille got 1 ring without Horry.

Horry got 5 rings without Duncan.

Duncan got 3 rings without Horry.

Horry is one of the best role players in NBA history.

Kobe just joined that rank, thanks to your logic.

Now you comparing a coat tail ridah to a 1st ballot HOFer? -5 points son. :lol

[Sigz]

lol that religious Dugger fuckin' up again.

[Biernutz]

There are 99,000 registered users in the San Antonio area..:wow The shit will hit the fan when the names are posted
for viewing....

[ambchang]

Now you comparing a coat tail ridah to a 1st ballot HOFer? -5 points son. :lol

Horrys not a 1st ballot hofer you idiot.

[BD24]

There are 99,000 registered users in the San Antonio area..:wow The shit will hit the fan when the names are posted
for viewing....
Parker probably trying to figure out a way to get his name off that list :lol

[LkrFan]

Horrys not a 1st ballot hofer you idiot.:lol