View Full Version : Lakers: Kobe shirtless
JohnnyMax
07-21-2015, 01:40 AM
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/7-21-2015/Ysf25M.gif
steeledl
07-21-2015, 01:44 AM
I'd be happy to be that fit. Tbh, probably just bloated from drinking beer or eating.
Strange Love
07-21-2015, 01:47 AM
I'd be happy to be that fit. Tbh, probably just bloated from drinking beer or eating.
How fucking fat are you? That gif is bordering on obese.
spurraider21
07-21-2015, 01:48 AM
op searched for this gif
steeledl
07-21-2015, 01:49 AM
How fucking fat are you? That gif is bordering on obese.
I guess im fat?
Strange Love
07-21-2015, 01:50 AM
Thread
Add this to the list of Kobe not getting.
Not getting in shape. :lmao
illusioNtEk
07-21-2015, 01:52 AM
SUPER MAXX Player right there lol
Sean Cagney
07-21-2015, 01:53 AM
TOSB looking flabby and sick, nothing new here.
gambit1990
07-21-2015, 01:58 AM
he's raping shirts now?
TDMVPDPOY
07-21-2015, 02:00 AM
didnt the faggot say he wanted to retire playing for barcelona
htf is the fat kent going wear a heavy barca shirt?
HarlemHeat37
07-21-2015, 02:14 AM
Not many NBA players are aesthetic, tbh..
spursistan
07-21-2015, 02:26 AM
It will be interesting to see how Kobe is going to entertain the thought that he's probably not going to sniff the playoffs again he until retires..Does anyone see him playing for another contending team? pretty embarrassing twilight years for him ..
Venti Quattro
07-21-2015, 02:52 AM
All we can see here is Kobe being a Milanista
JohnnyMax
07-21-2015, 05:10 AM
that gif is from 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu4Jo5il3XI
here's the shirtless scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfUnl-5QeNA&t=0m15s
LkrFan
07-21-2015, 05:14 AM
TOSB looking flabby and sick, nothing new here.It's the offseason son. :lol Show me a pic of him out of shape during the regular season, then I'll be concerned. That pic is hardly embarrassing. This one is though:
http://www.nba.com/media/spurs/duncan_bronze.jpg
^ Olympic Shitstain :lol
Texas_Ranger
07-21-2015, 05:31 AM
Great. One reason more to dislike Kobe. Fuck AC Milan.
Strange Love
07-21-2015, 05:37 AM
It's the offseason son. :lol Show me a pic of him out of shape during the regular season, then I'll be concerned. That pic is hardly embarrassing. This one is though:
http://www.nba.com/media/spurs/duncan_bronze.jpg
^ Olympic Shitstain :lol
Terrible spin job roberto.
Lakerfan logic is the worst in world's history.
So it's ok to be out of shape in the "off-season" because as we all know, it's an ultimate reality and all so it's good and fine.
Just own it lakerfans.
Most of you also said a woman coach was a joke and didn't belong...how that turned out? :lol
Killakobe81
07-21-2015, 08:32 AM
Two threads on this? Obsession.
pgardn
07-21-2015, 08:49 AM
Not many NBA players are aesthetic, tbh..
Usually because they are very thin. Kobe in that gif was not. He is older so that tire rim fat stays.
Trill Clinton
07-21-2015, 08:53 AM
only on ST will you find men critiquing other mens body's, beards, hair and looks. scust.
Calispursfan11
07-21-2015, 08:57 AM
Wow for a second I thought it was Fatmelo.
Calispursfan11
07-21-2015, 08:58 AM
Who would you put as your starting five on the all-porker team. Current players only.
CavsSuperFan
07-21-2015, 09:12 AM
I guess im fat?
+1...
unleashbaynes
07-21-2015, 09:14 AM
only on ST will you find men critiquing other mens body's, beards, hair and looks. scust.
Don't forget hands :lol
Donald Sterling.
07-21-2015, 09:59 AM
OP googled "Kobe shirtless" :lol
Thread
07-21-2015, 10:27 AM
He's got a nice set of titties.
some of y'all really need to step your fucking games up.
Thread
07-21-2015, 10:42 AM
Looks like he's standing in front of a very large Redbox kiosk.
Not many NBA players are aesthetic, tbh..
You would think with all the cardiovascular, they would be though lol guards at least
ChumpDumper
07-21-2015, 04:20 PM
Aspect ratio is off, but point kind of taken.
BatManu20
07-21-2015, 05:25 PM
Not many NBA players are aesthetic, tbh..
http://www.euroleague.net/rs/5mllfjvvlo5odytm/c4974b14-d249-46d4-9092-0e470e8d733d/e6d/filename/c49.jpg
HarlemHeat37
07-21-2015, 05:31 PM
You would think with all the cardiovascular, they would be though lol guards at least
Most of the guards have thin, lanky frames, putting on too much muscle and weight would hurt their game, tbh..
The freakish, wide-framed guards like Westbrook and Bledsoe can handle the extra muscle mass, though, and they look ripped..
Still, though, the functional strength required in basketball doesn't lead to a nice physique like an entirely physical game such as football does..
Most of the guards have thin, lanky frames, putting on too much muscle and weight would hurt their game, tbh..
The freakish, wide-framed guards like Westbrook and Bledsoe can handle the extra muscle mass, though, and they look ripped..
Still, though, the functional strength required in basketball doesn't lead to a nice physique like an entirely physical game such as football does..
http://cdn03.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/brady-beach/tom-brady-goes-shirtless-for-costa-rica-beach-stroll-02.jpg
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/9/5/17/enhanced-buzz-9496-1378415386-6.jpg
https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/ben-roethlisberger.jpg?quality=85&strip=all&w=600
HarlemHeat37
07-21-2015, 07:59 PM
:lol QBs are the same, their required functional strength is strictly related to the mechanics of throwing..
I remember playing in dodgeball leagues, and all the dudes with the most ridiculous arms were the tall, chubby, lunberjack looking guys that didn't really have any athletic ability..
I don't know much about baseball, but I bet most of the great pitchers didn't look aesthetic, but had high functional strength(Bartolo Colon comes to mind:lol)
apalisoc_9
07-21-2015, 08:12 PM
If we're talking aesthetics, i don't even think it's a contest...It's soccer player.
Both Men and Women..
The women still have their titts and most importantly they have big asses and thighs...
http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/files/2014/10/Sydney-Leroux-Insta1.jpg
UNT Eagles 2016
07-21-2015, 08:16 PM
Wow for a second I thought it was Fatmelo.
RunMelo, haven't heard of that guy in quite a long time. Did he dieded?
HarlemHeat37
07-21-2015, 08:17 PM
^^Male soccer players are skinny as fuck, though, tbh:lol..
Ronaldo is the only player I can remember seeing and being impressed..
apalisoc_9
07-21-2015, 08:25 PM
^^Male soccer players are skinny as fuck, though, tbh:lol..
Ronaldo is the only player I can remember seeing and being impressed..
it's position/role dependent.
The runners/wingers like Messi, DiMaria and a bunch others are always going to be skinny. :lol
Midfielders have very average physiques.
Defenders and the Number 9 CF target man are usually the aesthetic ones.
Ronaldo is really built like a 9...But most players playing the wing position like him would rather lose the muscle. It's a lot easier to play that way.
Not a whole lot of target man nowadys though....
LakerHater
07-21-2015, 11:13 PM
http://www.cactushugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/kobb.jpg
Tuddy
07-22-2015, 12:06 AM
I can't believe Kobe has any podginess on his gut given how hard he apparently works.
Ice009
07-22-2015, 04:02 AM
Don't some of the supplements these guys take when working out have adverse affects causing you to get flabby later on if you don't keep working out?
TDMVPDPOY
07-22-2015, 04:18 AM
it's position/role dependent.
The runners/wingers like Messi, DiMaria and a bunch others are always going to be skinny. :lol
Midfielders have very average physiques.
Defenders and the Number 9 CF target man are usually the aesthetic ones.
Ronaldo is really built like a 9...But most players playing the wing position like him would rather lose the muscle. It's a lot easier to play that way.
Not a whole lot of target man nowadys though....
mosts sports is all about fitness and hanging around see who is the fitess b4 fatigue kicks in...then perfecting whatever skillset without any inefficiencies
soccer is a 90min that involves running and in some cases walking around most of the time...no point being bulky and shit
pookenstein
07-22-2015, 04:31 AM
If we're talking aesthetics, i don't even think it's a contest...It's soccer player.
Both Men and Women..
Wrong. Volleyball Players >>> Football (or Soccer as you call them) Players. Both male and female.
JamStone
07-22-2015, 09:15 AM
A few years ago after the season he was injured, I remember seeing pictures and videos of John Wall with a flabby gut. Pro athletes in the off season and even more so when they're rehabbing and not necessarily running a lot aren't going to be completely ripped 365. Doesn't surprise me that Kobe would gain some weight especially if the pictures were months after the achilles injury and before he got into a stricter workout and diet regimen before he could really run and work out to keep the weight off.
Of course, he could do what John Wall did not long after those pictures of him being fat came out, when he got a full stomach tattoo basically covering up everything. Lol.
Leetonidas
07-22-2015, 10:25 AM
Most of you neckbeards wish you were kobe fat tbh :lol
Most of you neckbeards wish you were kobe fat tbh :lolpudgy little mommas boys
mudyez
07-23-2015, 01:44 PM
He is just doing it Tim Duncan style like 4 years ago.
You know, when Pop told him to come to camp beeing out of shape...using the full season to get into shape until playoffs start.
...I don't know what exactly it is, but there might be a problem with this plan. :lmao
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