What's the best way to measure your penis?

[apalisoc_9]

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[Ron Jeremy]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41zFICcE3OL.jpg
This is all you'll need.

[spurraider21]

Magnifying glass and micro-ruler

[Frank Dux]

Your mom is pretty good at it.

[SpursforSix]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41zFICcE3OL.jpg
This is all you'll need.

Thanks. Now what do I use for the length?

[Thread]

A 2nd circumcision at age 62.

[Spurminator]

Light socket

[Avante]

If she buys you some enlargment pill.

[HarlemHeat37]

From the pubic bone until the tip, no cheating, tbh..

[Koolaid_Man]

If she buys you some enlargment pill.


Hey fuck face you're so weak and transparent...I figured you out...had others chimed in this thread ridiculing the OP you would have followed suit...since they didn't you fell in line the other direction....

Grow a pair old man....stop being feeble and weak....stand for something or fall for nothing....too bad your parents never taught you that...you're a follower....even after all these years....got dam shame tbh...

[baseline bum]

Thanks. Now what do I use for the length?

You're measuring apalisoc's cock?

[DisAsTerBot]

why is op such an attention whore?

[DJR210]

You're measuring apalisoc's cock?

:lmao :lmao

[Avante]

Hey fuck face you're so weak and transparent...I figured you out...had others chimed in this thread ridiculing the OP you would have followed suit...since they didn't you fell in line the other direction....

Grow a pair old man....stop being feeble and weak....stand for something or fall for nothing....too bad your parents never taught you that...you're a follower....even after all these years....got dam shame tbh...

I'm going to tell ya something right now Cherry, no chick wants a guy with cock breath, ok? Ya wanna get some pussy, stop sucking cock,ok?

[StudMuffin]

I'm going to tell ya something right now Cherry, no chick wants a guy with cock breath, ok? Ya wanna get some pussy, stop sucking cock,ok?

You know this from experience right? Try listerine.

[SpursforSix]

You're measuring apalisoc's cock?

:lol

but the question was to measure "your" penis.

[SpursforSix]

I'm going to tell ya something right now Cherry, no chick wants a guy with cock breath, ok? Ya wanna get some pussy, stop sucking cock,ok?

jeezus. what is cock breath? does yours smell rank or something?

[DJR210]

I'm going to tell ya something right now Cherry, no chick wants a guy with cock breath, ok? Ya wanna get some pussy, stop sucking cock,ok?

:rollin :rollin :rollin

:lol capital C on Cherry

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm going to tell ya something right now Cherry, no chick wants a guy with cock breath, ok? Ya wanna get some pussy, stop sucking cock,ok?


:lmao


Please Avante tell us more about this cock breath....:lolhakakakKKaa...

so you been sucking dick and got told by a bitch your breath smells like cock?:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

Avante got told by a bitch that he has cock breath :lmao this old craka is a faggit...


Now Kool has been told by a chic that his breath smells like pussy :hat

[Koolaid_Man]

CockPedovante :lol

[Pick of Destiny]

CockPedovante :lol

:lmao I smell bacon that just got burned! :lmao

[Avante]

jeezus. what is cock breath? does yours smell rank or something?

Hey bitch, little fucks like need to know your place, you got that mutherfucker? Don't be messing with me fucker, now beat it.

[Avante]

Avante got told by a bitch that he has cock breath :lmao this old craka is a faggit...


Now Kool has been told by a chic that his breath smells like pussy :hat

It's bad enought to be a 30 year old Cherry boy, but to be stupid also, not good slick.

[SpursforSix]

Avante got told by a bitch that he has cock breath :lmao this old craka is a faggit...


Now Kool has been told by a chic that his breath smells like pussy :hat

They should swab Avante's mouth and run a DNA check against the missing kid list for that area.

[Avante]

They should swab Avante's mouth and run a DNA check against the missing kid list for that area.

Dude, read that back to yourself ok moron? Wow~~~~~~

[SpursforSix]

Dude, read that back to yourself ok moron? Wow~~~~~~

I wasn't talking to you Teenage Cockbreath. I was responding to Kool.

[Koolaid_Man]

Sup Cock breathovante

[Avante]

I wasn't talking to you Teenage Cockbreath. I was responding to Kool.

But I;m talking to you fucker, got it? Know your place little fella, got it?

[Koolaid_Man]

But I;m talking to you fucker, got it? Know your place little fella, got it?


From Urban Dictionary (Cockpedovante)

Cock Breath (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cock+Breath&defid=2687729)

When an individuals breath has the lingering smell of cock. Usually more pronouced after sucking the life out of a cock in the morning when the nut cheese and other smells of the cock are most pungent.

Billy: Lisa, did you talk to mom this morning at breakfast?

Lisa: Yeah, and her breath reaked of dads cock. I hate that cock breath, alot, Billy....

Billy: Thats not what I was going to ask you, but now that you mention it I did catch a wiff of dads meat bat...

Lisa: How do you know what dads junk smells like?

Billy: How do you know what it smells like?

Akward silence........

[Biernutz]

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[Koolaid_Man]

Hey Avante...:lmao

H2wheOLFIWg

[apalisoc_9]

:lol

[Wild Cobra]

What's the best way to measure your penis?

Is it so small you have to ask?

Doesn't a ruler work for you?

[Drachen]

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For you? Micrometer

[Drachen]

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For you? Micrometer

[Avante]

When I left this board a few hours ago you guys were talking cocks, I come back three hours later you're still talking cocks.

Fucking faggots, sheesh~~~~~~~~

[Biernutz]

If you can give her the "o" face it won't mater how long it is

No faking now........


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[Mark Celibate]

Try reaching out for your own anus, so you won't need to get another man and pull his pants down when you want to fuck something.

[Koolaid_Man]

Try reaching out for your own anus, so you won't need to get another man and pull his pants down when you want to fuck something.


Hey Mark...you be fingering your hole? :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

When I left this board a few hours ago you guys were talking cocks, I come back three hours later you're still talking cocks.

Fucking faggots, sheesh~~~~~~~~

I've never run across a cat like you before...first you admit to being a pedo and now you say you have cock breath

[Avante]

I've never run across a cat like you before...first you admit to being a pedo and now you say you have cock breath

Don't you get tired of me kicking your ass?

[Bobby Junk]

Don't you get tired of me kicking your ass?

You never get tired of licking mine.

[Avante]

You never get tired of licking mine.

Not another one, sheesh~~~~~

[Bobby Junk]

Not another one, sheesh~~~~~

No, your my only one.

[Avante]

No, your my only one.

Son, it's not going to work ok? You simply don't have it. Yep, boring.

[Bobby Junk]

Son, it's not going to work ok? You simply don't have it. Yep, boring.

Where's our song!?

[ChumpDumper]

I hope OP game planned these threads; otherwise he is the most insecure dude I have ever seen.

[Spur|n|Austin]

Can you get re-banned please?

[apalisoc_9]

What's wrong with wanting to know the most accurate measurement of my penis?

Don't know why people think it's weird...

[spurraider21]

no chick wants a guy with cock breath, ok? Ya wanna get some pussy, stop sucking cock,ok?
sounds like you're speaking from personal experience

[Why?]

What's wrong with wanting to know the most accurate measurement of my penis?

Don't know why people think it's weird...

Why the need to know? Match.com?

[DMC]

Same way you measure a cat's tail, asshole out.

[Avante]

sounds like you're speaking from personal experience

Are you kidding me, dude, that is so junior high.

Then ya wonder why I think you're an idiot.

[Pick of Destiny]

Are you kidding me, dude, that is so junior high.

Then ya wonder why I think you're an idiot.

So were those girls you banged.

[Koolaid_Man]

Are you kidding me, dude, that is so junior high.

Then ya wonder why I think you're an idiot.

Sup my homie Cock Breath

[m>s]

A 2nd circumcision at age 62.
The first one is what got Ya into this mess in the first place

[pgardn]

:lol

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If you satisfy the above conditions, you actually own a vagina.
Congrats Apojenner.