Spurs Jesus foils robbery and helps capture thief

[Budkin]

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/eye-on-basketball/25253957/spurs-jesus-foils-robbery-helps-capture-thief

:lol

[AFBlue]

:lol

What a badass.

[TXstbobcat]

:lmao

[z0sa]

Nice.

[EVAY]

Outstanding!! Fun story!

[baseline bum]

:lmao

[LakerHater]

WOW, Jesus & a Cone Head!!

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/002/925/778/hi-res-b710649268d27acc4b14ee874c2ff6c9_crop_north.jpg?w= 759&h=506&q=75

[FkLA]

:lol :tu

[exstatic]

Was that Powder in that pic with him? :lol

[FkLA]

WOW, Jesus & a Cone Head!!

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/002/925/778/hi-res-b710649268d27acc4b14ee874c2ff6c9_crop_north.jpg?w= 759&h=506&q=75

That cone head is a badass too. Courtside for every home game and always at the big playoff road games. Anybody know who he is?

[RD2191]

:lolridiculous

[Thompson]

When it said the robber made a mistake by trying to swim to the other side of the river, I half expected them to make some quip about Spurs Jesus walking across and getting there first.

[AFBlue]

When it said the robber made a mistake by trying to swim to the other side of the river, I half expected them to make some quip about Spurs Jesus walking across and getting there first.

:lol

[turb0time]

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/eye-on-basketball/25253957/spurs-jesus-foils-robbery-helps-capture-thief

:lol

"Eight-year-olds, Dude." :rollin

Beast lmao. The cosmic signs looking good for the upcoming season. Spurs comin' for dat ass.

[Silver&Black]

Spurs Jesus....

My nigga.

[heyheymymy]

that bald dude next to him is always at games courtside. dude is a fixture and is always bitching at refs. i think he is friends with spurs jesus because i see the two sitting next to one another courtside often at the bottom of my screen when watching spurs home games.

[HI-FI]

:lol
that is awesome.

[peacemaker885]

Spurs are boring, right?

[Spur|n|Austin]

Good shit :lol - dudes a pretty nice guy in person too.

[gospursgojas]

On his FB he thanks his gym trainer...probably Amy Duncan's husband.

[LakerHater]

That cone head is a badass too. Courtside for every home game and always at the big playoff road games. Anybody know who he is?

Yeah, he always givs Spurs Jesus seats. Ya know Spurs Jesus isnt a season ticket holder & only attends games hes givin tx to.

[Mikeanaro]

I bet that guy is a ST member.

[pookenstein]

Wait, what?
Shouldn't he have done the Christian thing and turn the other cheek? Not only didn't he invite the robber into his home, he even used force to hold a black sheep of his flock down. Not once, but twice.

Savior my ass.

[Cane]

Goddamn that's outstanding

[boutons_deux]

Jesus didn't walk across the river?

[Kawhi 5-0]

Not sure what's weirder: this or four-time NBA All-Star Vin Baker working at Starbucks in Rhode Island. On second thought, it's clearly this.

[BatManu20]

Spurs Jebus for the win!

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[Quetzal-X]

:lolReal Name: Cordero!!!

:lolHoly Shit!!!

[YGWHI]

Spurs are boring, right?

If the Spurs sign Jimmer for the season, we'll hear about Jesus a lot.

[Spurtacular]

Why doesn't Spurs Jesus turn the other cheek?