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JohnnyMax
08-02-2015, 02:38 PM
He is the top mentioned person despite being irrelevant and well past his prime.

Sheriff Hoyt
08-02-2015, 02:43 PM
But you made another Kobe thread. :lol

Medvedenko
08-02-2015, 04:28 PM
He's been ruling the consciousness of this board since I joined in 2004.

jeebus
08-02-2015, 04:35 PM
oh joy, another kobe thread. you people are obsessed.

steeledl
08-02-2015, 04:44 PM
I feel like there should be a smiley that is a steaming pile of shit so i can shit on these post.

Thread
08-02-2015, 05:04 PM
It's his 5th that sticks in the craw of SF, & all Lakers/Kobe haters. The kicker? It was a repeat. They thought '10 Finals was over. Not over-over, but, over. Then Perkins collapsed & it was then not over, but, over-over.

It bugs 'em that he raped & rung, not once, but, twice, not raped twice, but, rung twice.

Now? I'm gonna have a late luncheon. Chow!

Biernutz
08-02-2015, 05:50 PM
Where will all the Spurstalk Kobe bandwagon jumpers go when he retires?
Even with Kobe there you are the Kicks/West....:lol

LkrFan
08-02-2015, 05:57 PM
4-2 H2H over Jim in the playoffs, when both players played. Just a hunch...

HemisfairArena
08-02-2015, 06:22 PM
Why are Laker fans on a Spurs forum?,,,,riddle me that. That is pure, undiluted obsession,,,,

Reck
08-02-2015, 06:41 PM
Why are Laker fans on a Spurs forum?,,,,riddle me that. That is pure, undiluted obsession,,,,

Nailed it.

And I also guarantee you that there are more Duncan bashing and Spurs hate threads being made on a daily basis than there is talk about Kobe and his irrelevant ass Lakers.

This thread lacks common sense because if you've been here for more than a few weeks you'd see that.

Kool Bob Love
08-02-2015, 07:16 PM
4-2 H2H over Jim in the playoffs, when both players played. Just a hunch...

It was always shaq/Gasol vs Duncan. Not that snitch bitch ass Bryant. Get your fucking facts straight.

Kool Bob Love
08-02-2015, 07:18 PM
It's his 5th that sticks in the craw of SF, & all Lakers/Kobe haters. The kicker? It was a repeat. They thought '10 Finals was over. Not over-over, but, over. Then Perkins collapsed & it was then not over, but, over-over.

It bugs 'em that he raped & rung, not once, but, twice, not raped twice, but, rung twice.

Now? I'm gonna have a late luncheon. Chow!

Now it's over-over and WE know it. Kobe won't ever sniff a 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th 6.

Thread
08-02-2015, 07:20 PM
Now it's over-over and WE know it. Kobe won't ever sniff a 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th 6.

They were selling your shit, Lovey.

Kool Bob Love
08-02-2015, 07:31 PM
They were selling your shit, Lovey.

How was din din?

Cry Havoc
08-02-2015, 07:45 PM
They were selling your shit, Lovey.

They'll be selling Spurs shit again long before the Lakers ever sniff the Finals.

Silver&Black
08-02-2015, 07:47 PM
^
Cry

Thread
08-02-2015, 07:48 PM
They'll be selling Spurs shit again long before the Lakers ever sniff the Finals.

Amy is comin' home?

tee, hee.

HemisfairArena
08-02-2015, 07:58 PM
Okafor,,,tee hee

LaMarcus Bryant
08-02-2015, 08:02 PM
Bc he's a mark punk ass bitch

Thread
08-02-2015, 08:13 PM
Bc he's a mark punk ass bitch

Here, I'll boil it down of a Sunday evenin'...

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

HemisfairArena
08-02-2015, 08:22 PM
Okafor

LkrFan
08-02-2015, 08:50 PM
It was always shaq/Gasol vs Duncan. Not that snitch bitch ass Bryant. Get your fucking facts straight.
0-16 vs Jim without Kobe holding his hand. I got my facts straight.

Bynumite
08-02-2015, 08:51 PM
It was always shaq/Gasol vs Duncan. Not that snitch bitch ass Bryant. Get your fucking facts straight.


Kobe's stats in 30 playoff games vs San Antonio:

28 PTS, 47 FG%, 6 REB, 5 AST


Try again faggot.

Cry Havoc
08-03-2015, 10:53 AM
Amy is comin' home?

tee, hee.

Do you actually care?

Thread
08-03-2015, 11:04 AM
Do you actually care?

Absolutely. I want a reconciliation of the two love birds.

Biernutz
08-03-2015, 12:21 PM
Absolutely. I want a reconciliation of the two love birds.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/bag_zps1df11680.jpg

Killakobe81
08-03-2015, 12:54 PM
He is the top mentioned person despite being irrelevant and well past his prime.

agreed on all accounts:

1. Most mentioned
2. Past his prime
3. irrelevant

tatteredprince
08-03-2015, 11:21 PM
speak for yourself

i never think about Kobe, as I think about Manu all the time

in my top 15 greatest players, there is no Kobe

in my list of the best offguards of all time, Manu and Oscar Schmidt are behind Jordan

Kobe is an overrated street player who managed to enter the nba

he is also a rapist

HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS HERE ARE RAPISTS????

Axegrinder
08-03-2015, 11:38 PM
speak for yourself

i never think about Kobe, as I think about Manu all the time

in my top 15 greatest players, there is no Kobe

in my list of the best offguards of all time, Manu and Oscar Schmidt are behind Jordan

Kobe is an overrated street player who managed to enter the nba

he is also a rapist

HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS HERE ARE RAPISTS????I rape Koolaid_Cate a couple times a week

Thread
08-04-2015, 05:18 AM
speak for yourself

i never think about Kobe, as I think about Manu all the time

in my top 15 greatest players, there is no Kobe

in my list of the best offguards of all time, Manu and Oscar Schmidt are behind Jordan

Kobe is an overrated street player who managed to enter the nba

he is also a rapist

HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS HERE ARE RAPISTS????

This fuck,,,now, NOW he shows up down here after his 2nd 5th.

I spit on you.

z0sa
08-04-2015, 05:25 AM
I think it has something to do with rape and Shaq and 5>doesnt matter

Koolaid_Man
08-04-2015, 06:20 AM
This is when the hate really started....raping the spurs and tammy and davy was par par....

qawbo3NOmR4

ambchang
08-04-2015, 10:26 AM
This fuck,,,now, NOW he shows up down here after his 2nd 5th.

I spit on you.

Still more honourable than a Suns fan showing up Post-Pau, latching onto the Lakers teet.

Thread
08-05-2015, 03:41 AM
Still more honourable than a Suns fan showing up Post-Pau, latching onto the Lakers teet.

Mornin', Shits.

ambchang
08-05-2015, 06:40 AM
Mornin', Shits.

Good morning, you mountain of contradiction.

Thread
08-05-2015, 08:10 AM
^

Mornin', Shits.

ambchang
08-05-2015, 10:46 AM
^ Hey, you didn't contradict yourself on that one. Congratulations.

Thread
08-05-2015, 10:56 AM
^

Mornin', Shits.

unleashbaynes
08-05-2015, 11:35 AM
Too bad 90% of kobe threads these days are started by Koolaid_Man and other Laker fans or OP might have a point. Nobody cares about that scrub bag anymore.

Thread
08-05-2015, 11:44 AM
Too bad 90% of kobe threads these days are started by Koolaid_Man and other Laker fans or OP might have a point. Nobody cares about that scrub bag anymore.

I'll just bet they don't.

DPG21920
08-05-2015, 02:05 PM
This isn't rocket science. No one is at all obsessed with Kobe except for Laker/Kobe fans. On this board, his name is mentioned a lot and threads started because the biggest group of non-spurs fans is Laker fans.

It's really not that hard to figure out. When you couple the above fact with the fact he's a joke and no one likes him you get common sense chatter about him.

But it's Laker fan that always defends him and buys into everything he and the Lakers tell them. Lakers are basically Philly, but have somehow sold Laker fans on what they have done 2+ year running which is incredible manipulation.

mavsfan1000
08-05-2015, 02:28 PM
It's fun watching what was one of the greats fall into mediocrity.

Thebesteva
08-05-2015, 04:37 PM
He is the top mentioned person despite being irrelevant and well past his prime.

For raping the Spurs

Raven
08-05-2015, 04:46 PM
if you found out a massive pile of shit was a meter from you and you had your hands tied, would you bitch about it until someone cleans it up for you, or would you ignore it?

UZER
08-05-2015, 05:11 PM
For raping the Spurs

And conveniently dodged his recompense in '13.

Thread
08-06-2015, 04:31 AM
And conveniently dodged his recompense in '13.

But, they was gonna show everybody, gonna be shots. Nash, Gasol, Howie? Beat 'em flat.

No more big shots.

dbreiden83080
08-06-2015, 06:34 AM
Too many Laker fans, and Spurs fans that want to troll the Laker fans..

Thread
08-06-2015, 08:21 AM
Too many Laker fans, and Spurs fans that want to troll the Laker fans..

..& too many comparisons. You raped. We raped. You fornicated. We fornicated. Your Duncan is gay. Our Magic is gay. Your Duncan lost in excess of $48.5 million. Kobe made in excess of $48.5 million. They sold your shit. They didn't sell our shit. You thought the Bryants would get deevorced. The Duncans got deevorced. The state doesn't tell Kobe shit. The state tells Duncan when to visit his children, & most importantly when not to visit said children. Battier broke Duncan's hole. Kobe broke Battier's hole. You got a 2nd 5th. I got 16. Your Duncan has The Bag. Kobe hasn't got The Bag.

Clipper Nation
08-06-2015, 08:25 AM
The Bag stays in California.

Gent
08-06-2015, 08:31 AM
This Thread guy is positively the worst this site has to offer.

Thread
08-06-2015, 08:33 AM
This Thread guy is positively the worst this site has to offer.

Go back upstairs then. That's where you were until you won your 2nd 5th.

I spit on you---but, appreciate Amy.

Gent
08-06-2015, 08:36 AM
Go back upstairs then. That's where you were until you won your 2nd 5th.

I spit on you---but, appreciate Amy.

I will, in time.

I thought I'd ventured into these sections during the off season. I have not been impressed by all the childish behavior. I have never read the word "faggot" so much in my life before finding this place out a few years ago.

Clipper Nation
08-06-2015, 08:39 AM
I will, in time.

I thought I'd ventured into these sections during the off season. I have not been impressed by all the childish behavior. I have never read the word "faggot" so much in my life before finding this place out a few years ago.
Shut up, faggot. Quit being such an SJW.

Thread
08-06-2015, 08:42 AM
I will, in time.

I thought I'd ventured into these sections during the off season. I have not been impressed by all the childish behavior. I have never read the word "faggot" so much in my life before finding this place out a few years ago.

Young men are at an age where they're still unsure of their sexuality. And there is a large contingent of young men in our rolls. That's why you see the preoccupation with the term "faggot." They're testing themselves & each other. It's normal.

ambchang
08-06-2015, 08:46 AM
Go back upstairs then. That's where you were until you won your 2nd 5th.

I spit on you---but, appreciate Amy.

Go back to some Suns board, that's where you were Pre-Pau.

Thread
08-06-2015, 10:24 AM
Go back to some Suns board, that's where you were Pre-Pau.

Mornin', Shits.

Sean Cagney
08-06-2015, 01:40 PM
Why are Laker fans on a Spurs forum?,,,,riddle me that. That is pure, undiluted obsession,,,,

^^ Agreed. Obsession with Tim and the Spurs for some reason? They know it's their biggest rival to their 5 rings with Kobe and that is why, just a hunch.

Thread
08-06-2015, 02:13 PM
^^ Agreed. Obsession with Tim and the Spurs for some reason? They know it's their biggest rival to their 5 rings with Kobe and that is why, just a hunch.

Without us there'd be no NBA Forum. You'd be sittin' around talkin' about officiating, injuries, scheduling & doing things the right way.

Ingrates.

Sean Cagney
08-06-2015, 02:20 PM
Without us there'd be no NBA Forum. You'd be sittin' around talkin' about officiating, injuries, scheduling & doing things the right way.

Ingrates.
That might be true as well, just a little bit.... Maybe Cubby.

HemisfairArena
08-08-2015, 06:32 PM
The Bag stays in California.

DMC
08-09-2015, 12:16 AM
It's his 5th that sticks in the craw of SF, & all Lakers/Kobe haters. The kicker? It was a repeat. They thought '10 Finals was over. Not over-over, but, over. Then Perkins collapsed & it was then not over, but, over-over.

It bugs 'em that he raped & rung, not once, but, twice, not raped twice, but, rung twice.

Now? I'm gonna have a late luncheon. Chow!
So you say, yet here you are at Spurstalk.com.

When did this "repeat" thing rise above the noise in your schtick? Qualifying championships again? Are Kobe's pigs more equal than Duncan's?

~O~
08-09-2015, 08:37 AM
Obsessed just as much with Duncan's sexuality.

DMC
08-09-2015, 09:00 PM
Same reason the media seems obsessed with the Lakers who are as irrelevant as the 76ers or Utah Jazz. Look at any article "Forces to be Reckoned With in 2016"... picture is of Kobe, yet the Lakers aren't even mentioned in the article. "Power Standings".. Kobe in the middle of the photo, not even played a game since Christmas. When the same shit is done over and over and over, it eventually leaves an imprint. This is the same phenomena that Dale relies on to "trend" his trendy shit.