The Official UEFA Champions League Thread, 2015-16

[TheGreatYacht]

Chicharito 8 goals in 6 games. 2 braces. Second leading scorer in the CL (4 goals, 4 games)

I told you niggas he was real! :cry was just a lil rusty...

Fuck United, btw

[TheGreatYacht]

1. CR7 (5) :cry
2. CH7 (4) :cry






everyone else

[Venti Quattro]

Arsenal going to get rekt

At least Arsenal didn't prove me wrong this time.

[lefty]

:lol Nacho scoring the game winner

[Bynumite]

Arselol coming back to earth :lmao

[resistanze]

Cuckenal getting bounced from CL before they collect Round of 16 money. Dream come true.

[spursistan]

Cuckenal getting bounced from CL before they collect Round of 16 money. Dream come true.
blessing in disguise tbh...great shot at the league title.. they better tank last 2 games instead of a useless Europa league run ..

[lefty]

...great shot at the league title.. ..

No

[spursistan]

No
weak EPL era..and cherry on top would be a serial overhyped chokers like Arsenal winning it, tbh..

Also Chelsea :lmao

[lefty]

:lol Farcenal

[lefty]

lol no James :lmao

Real Madrid XI vs. Shakhtar: Casilla; Carvajal, Pepe, Varane, Nacho; Casemiro, Modric, Kovacic; Isco, Bale, Ronaldo.

[Canyonero]

Penaldo :lol

[lefty]

Penaldo :lol
:lol what happened?

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Sevilla

:lmao United

[Venti Quattro]

669552142366212098

"Wifi password in the press room of FC Krasnodar's stadium before the upcoming match against Dortmund is '19411945'. Must be a coincidence"

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Jodelo]

Madrid up 4-0 after 76 minutes. 4-3 after 88 minutes. :lmao

[Jodelo]

669552142366212098

"Wifi password in the press room of FC Krasnodar's stadium before the upcoming match against Dortmund is '19411945'. Must be a coincidence"

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

? Don't get it...

[Canyonero]

? Don't get it...

WWII reference. Krasnodar is a Russian team.

[lefty]

Madrid up 4-0 after 76 minutes. 4-3 after 88 minutes. :lmao
:lmao :lmao :lmao

[lefty]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao Danilo

[spursistan]

dat Madrid D doe :lmao

[lefty]

lol Barcelona's D is better than Madrid's




Times have changed :lol

[lefty]

Zizou might not be ready to coach RM Sr team yet, but the bench needs fire

Some players are lazy as fuck


http://sport24.lefigaro.fr/var/plain_site/storage/images/media/images/zinedine-zidane-et-carlo-ancelotti-papier/17173274-1-fre-FR/Zinedine-Zidane-et-Carlo-Ancelotti-papier.jpg
http://worldsoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Zidane.jpg

[Jodelo]

WWII reference. Krasnodar is a Russian team.

Knew they were Russian but still don't know what it means, but ok. Thanks anyway.

[Venti Quattro]

Knew they were Russian but still don't know what it means, but ok. Thanks anyway.

1941

1945

The period when Germany tried to invade Russia

Dortmund visit Krasnodar this Thursday

[Jodelo]

1941

1945

The period when Germany tried to invade Russia

Dortmund visit Krasnodar this Thursday

:bobo

[lefty]

669552142366212098

"Wifi password in the press room of FC Krasnodar's stadium before the upcoming match against Dortmund is '19411945'. Must be a coincidence"

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
:lmao Dortmund lost

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Dortmund lost

Another victory for the Russian gulags :lol

[lefty]

:lmao Mignolet

:lmao Klopp trolling him in the press conference

[spursistan]

:lmao United are OUT as of this post..

[lefty]

:lmao United are OUT as of this post.. TheGreatYacht right now


http://media3.giphy.com/media/IQB6AHJckQ1BC/giphy.gif

[lefty]

:lol Danilo goes down in the box, Benzema tells Danilo to get up.

[spursistan]

TheGreatYacht (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43719) right now


http://media3.giphy.com/media/IQB6AHJckQ1BC/giphy.gif

Hopefully Wolfsburg finish them off and PSV don't choke..They don't deserve to go through, tbh..And we need a big "lol EPL thread" if Chelsea and Arsenal follow them out :lol

[lefty]

:lol Citeh and Cucknited
:lol EPLOL

[resistanze]

:lol Citeh and Cucknited
:lol EPLOL

My Manure United friend has been arguing over the past year ' It's because EPL doesn't have a winter break :cry'

WELP, they're looking to be out even before the break tbh

[resistanze]

Ronaldo stat-padding against Malmoe :lol

[spursistan]

Citeh blowing a chance to top the group :lol

[lefty]

My Manure United friend has been arguing over the past year ' It's because EPL doesn't have a winter break :cry'

WELP, they're looking to be out even before the break tbh
Tell him they also have overpaid clowns and are behind other leagues when it comes to tactical preparation

That's why you see a lot of funny goals every week in the epLOL

[spursistan]

I just have the feeling PSV is going to choke this..need at least to score one..

[spursistan]

:lmao glorious scenes

[lefty]

:lmao Cucknited out

[lefty]

United fans :

https://media.giphy.com/media/11ykUODgXjAXZu/giphy.gifhttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d1/0f/50/d10f505a0a69b2ef3e5b4e608b823a7c.jpg

[resistanze]

:lmao Cuckenal are out tomorrow but this was sweet

[spursistan]

:lmao Cuckenal are out tomorrow but this was sweet
+ Chelski, tbh

[Canyonero]

So Madrid players gathered in the locker room and promised to score twice for each goal Barcelona scored at Bernabeu?

[lefty]

So Madrid players gathered in the locker room and promised to score twice for each goal Barcelona scored at Bernabeu?
"they suck twice as much as we do"

[Canyonero]

"they suck twice as much as we do"

Real Getafdrid

[TheGreatYacht]

TheGreatYacht (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43719) right now


http://media3.giphy.com/media/IQB6AHJckQ1BC/giphy.gif
:lmao seeing that rooster neck on the sidelines with teary eyes as Naldo puts them down 2-3

[lefty]

Benz now surpassed sheva in CL top scorrers list and is one goal behind Henry.

[ElNono]

http://bucket3.clanacion.com.ar/anexos/fotos/98/champions-league-2127098w620.jpg

[lefty]

Arbelola sucks but he is a total team player :cry

"Ronaldo go celebrate with Cheryshev you fagget"

https://amp.twimg.com/v/705b1499-ca20-4e1a-843b-fc57ca3a05c1

[resistanze]

Arbelola sucks but he is a total team player :cry

"Ronaldo go celebrate with Cheryshev you fagget"

https://amp.twimg.com/v/705b1499-ca20-4e1a-843b-fc57ca3a05c1

lol

[resistanze]

Cuckenal getting dominated by ze goats

[resistanze]

hair gel with the goal. 1-0 cucks

[velik_m]

Arsenal has not fucked up yet.

[velik_m]

G doubled the lead!

[velik_m]

Hat trick Giroud!

[resistanze]

Hair gel with hat trick. Olympiakos needs 3 goals.

[lefty]

No Feghouli, no party

[lefty]

oh and Costa is a complete POS

[Bynumite]

oh and Costa is a complete POS

This. Didn't even watch the entire game and saw him blow 2 chances for goal where he was alone in front of Casillas

[lefty]

This. Didn't even watch the entire game and saw him blow 2 chances for goal where he was alone in front of Casillas
It was referring to another dirty move :lol

[lefty]

Porto lost but Brahimi completely toyed with those Chelsea clowns

[resistanze]

It was referring to another dirty move :lol

:lol

Don't worry, strained vag will have him out soon tbh

[quentin_compson]

Well, that was a good and gutsy performance by Arsenal. Well done!

... now watch them go out in embarassing fashion in the next round ...

[NASpurs]

Well, that was a good and gutsy performance by Arsenal. Well done!

... now watch them go out in embarassing fashion in the next round ...

It's part of the Arsenal cycle. We're in the part of the cycle where Arsenal gets out of the group stage and is about to enter the "desperate buys in the January transfer window" part or they might go in to a nice little run this December and January to ward off those transfers due to the fool's gold play.

[Venti Quattro]

... now watch them go out in embarassing fashion in the next round ...

Nah, they'll lose by away goals again

[NASpurs]

POSSIBLE ARSENAL OPPONENTS: Real Madrid, Barcelona, Zenit St Petersburg, Wolfsburg or Atletico Madrid

So Barcelona it is. It's always Barcelona.

[resistanze]

POSSIBLE ARSENAL OPPONENTS: Real Madrid, Barcelona, Zenit St Petersburg, Wolfsburg or Atletico Madrid

So Barcelona it is. It's always Barcelona.

Even if they drew Zenit, they'd give up 3 away goals like they did to Monaco last year.

[TheGreatYacht]

Fucking midget eliminated Chicha. Piece of shit. He got lucky Aguero tied the game against Mexico last time, but it won't be like that this Copa America.... YOU WILL SEE CHICHARITO AGAIN

[Canyonero]

Fucking midget eliminated Chicha. Piece of shit. He got lucky Aguero tied the game against Mexico last time, but it won't be like that this Copa America.... YOU WILL SEE CHICHARITO AGAIN

Chinga tu madre.

[TheGreatYacht]

Chinga tu madre.
Ojala que Maradona use una aguja contajiada de sida.

MESSI!! MESSI!!!!! MESSI!!!!!!!!!! MESSICO MEJICO MEJICO

[Canyonero]

Meh, I couldn't care less about that bostero fatty.

[Bynumite]

Back to back draws for Barca. Fucking midget :lol

Barca needed Neymar and Suarez badly.

[lefty]

Back to back draws for Barca. Fucking midget :lol

Barca needed Neymar and Suarez badly.

[ElNono]

Fucking midget eliminated Chicha. Piece of shit. He got lucky Aguero tied the game against Mexico last time, but it won't be like that this Copa America.... YOU WILL SEE CHICHARITO AGAIN

det game :lmao

[lefty]

:lmao is it gonna be the first Europe League participation for Bastian S ?

:lol dude is used to CL with Bayern

[quentin_compson]

Nah, they'll lose by away goals again

Yeah, but in an embarassing way.

[DAF86]

I see an EPL resurgence.


:lmao No


:lmao WWEPL


:lmao

:lmao :lmao

:lmao :lmao :lmao

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao


Give it time.


00:00

Almost perfect prediction if it wasn't for that overrated Van Gaal, tbh.

[lefty]

Almost perfect prediction if it wasn't for that overrated Van Gaal, tbh.
lol CHelsea, Arsenal and Citeh were in weak groups and barely qualified; they are gonna get raped in KO stages :lol

DAF's premature ejac :lol

[DAF86]

lol CHelsea, Arsenal and Citeh were in weak groups and barely qualified; they are gonna get raped in KO stages :lol

DAF's premature ejac :lol

That was what I predicted son, the group stage. If you thought they were going to qualify from the group stage you shouldn't have laughed at my prediction, tbh.

P/S: City was on the suppossedly group of death and, in hindsight, Arsenal's group was very tough too.

[DAF86]

lol blaming me for premature ejaculation when you were the fools that were laughing at my prediction after 1 week of UCL play. :lol

When are you going to learn not to go against me on this futbol shit, son? :hat

[lefty]

That was what I predicted son, the group stage. .
ah ok

ANyway EPLOL aint gonna win shit

Unless Chelsea throws a curve ball (lol beisbol), you never know with Mourinho :lol

[pookenstein]

That face of the Arsenal rep when they got Barca... :lmao

[pookenstein]

Bayern v Juve has a nice Sound, but, if relatively healthy, should be easy for Bayern.

[From Downtown]

Mmh...Real...could have been better could have been worse

[lefty]

The way Real has been playing, a loss to Roma is not impossible :lol

TheGreatYacht Slimani vs Cheech in Europa League, are you ready?

[lefty]

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[spursistan]

unbalanced draw, tbh..too many fodder/pretenders getting a pass in this round playing each others..

Juventus is going to be tricky for Bayern as they have picked it up lately..if they don't concede in Turin first match, i could see them bullshit their way in typical Italian style..Real should be fine; Roma are easily the biggest italian mugs in CL :lol they are a blow out waiting to happen each time they face a quality team....Could it be this time for Arsenal? nah another R16 exit..PSG should rip through this Chelsea team, tho..

[resistanze]

676371175132553217

It's like Arsenal's 4th time playing them since 2006, wtf they talkin about :lol

[DAF86]

Fucking Real always gets the easiest draws and they still find a way to fuck it up most of the times.

[lefty]

It's like Arsenal's 4th time playing them since 2006, wtf they talkin about :lol
They meant after last season I guess

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Just seen Dynamo Kiev vs. Manchester City's first leg will be behind closed doors. With the second leg at the Etihad. Has there ever been a Champions League tie with no fans in attendance for either game?

[TheGreatYacht]

The way Real has been playing, a loss to Roma is not impossible :lol

TheGreatYacht (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43719) Slimani vs Cheech in Europa League, are you ready?
Both of our b3aners have been playing well, but Leverkusen's defense is down there with Malmo's :lol

Should be good, I got Chicha with a brace not sure if it will be enough though

[Canyonero]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEntMfxUCrg

[Venti Quattro]

More time to focus on the league tbh

[lefty]

More time to focus on the league tbh

Barça vs Arsenal, either way it's a win win for you

[lefty]

:lmao Just remembered Turan and Vidal will be available for Barcelona after the winter break

Eur:lolpe = fuck:lold

[Jodelo]

Just seen Dynamo Kiev vs. Manchester City's first leg will be behind closed doors. With the second leg at the Etihad. Has there ever been a Champions League tie with no fans in attendance for either game?

:lol

[Amuseddaysleeper]

As a Barca fan I'm very worried about a healthy Bayern. They can really expose Barca's defense.


Then again the more times I say "healthy Bayern" out loud the more I :lol

[resistanze]

As a Barca fan I'm very worried about a healthy Bayern. They can really expose Barca's defense.


Then again the more times I say "healthy Bayern" out loud the more I :lol

Bayern? Arsenal is winning the first leg 3-0.

:lol OK I LOL'd

[lefty]

:lol Arsenal

[Amuseddaysleeper]

All jokes aside that first leg at Emirates can be tough. I know Arsenal is injury ridden right now but assuming they're healthier come February it could be a very tricky matchup. I'm sure Sanchez will love to show Barca up at Camp Nou and Messi has always struggled scoring against Cech.

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Just remembered Turan and Vidal will be available for Barcelona after the winter break

Eur:lolpe = fuck:lold

Turan is the key there. I doubt Vidal will do anything, especially that Alves is still there. Quality depth signing though

[lefty]

Turan is the key there. I doubt Vidal will do anything, especially that Alves is still there. Quality depth signing though
Yup, Turan can play on the wings or in the MF

[Venti Quattro]

Yup, Turan can play on the wings or in the MF

I just would like Barcelona to unleash him. Iniesta would get rest as well so he could prepare for big matches

[lefty]

Iniesta would get rest as well so he could prepare for big matches
Yup

Barca needs to rest one of their 4 ALPHAS (the other 3 being Neymar, Biscuits and Luis of course; Sergi is getting there)

[lefty]

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[lefty]

it's Marca though :lol

[Jodelo]

700025092416389120

[lefty]

3-1 Roma imo

[Canyonero]

lefty smh

[lefty]

lefty smh
:lol

[spursistan]

:lol Roma in CL
:lol sucking per par

[lefty]

Meh

[Canyonero]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12729128_10154147915259305_4000892354555875170_n.j pg?oh=c32e580ce47dfe2c1a038d7e5f3fced0&oe=5766BE0B&__gda__=1465890228_0f7202aa81d9c928fca4a60cffedeb5 a

http://cdn.hitfix.com/photos/6101299/Brokeback-Mountain.jpg

[lefty]

:cry Alphas' lives made it to Hollywood

:lol no movie on Messi's life

[lefty]

lol 2 big games at the same time



https://45.media.tumblr.com/896c709f43615dd13925a621c60c9433/tumblr_mzf9nsrF131rs9ie3o1_500.gif

[DAF86]

:cry Alphas' lives made it to Hollywood

:lol no movie on Messi's life

There are already multiple movies about Messi's life. :lol

[lefty]

There are already multiple movies about Messi's life. :lol
I said movies as in adaptations, not documentaries sponsored by Blatter

[Canyonero]

I said movies as in adaptations, not documentaries sponsored by Blatter

Adaptations are for betas.

[lefty]

Adaptations are for betas.
Hollywood is for Alphas
Pity documentaries sponsored by Blatter are for betas
:lol

[Canyonero]

Hollywood is for Alphas
Pity documentaries sponsored by Blatter are for betas
:lol

You know you are alpha when your documentary is written by an idol of your archrival team and is shown in international film festivals.

[lefty]

You know you are alpha when your documentary is written by an idol of your archrival team and is shown in international film festivals.
:lol international film festival
:lol hollywood rejects
:lol poor
:lol stinky
:lol hipsters
:lol scarf wearing faggots

[NASpurs]

Ah yes, we meet again Bartha. Assuming position of bending over, grabbing ankles. This won't be pretty.

[lefty]

#FCB XI
1. Ter Stegen
3. Piqué
4. Rakitic
5. Sergio
6. Alves
8. Iniesta
9. Suárez
10. Dopey
11. Neymar
14. Mascherano
18. Alba

[DAF86]

11 de gala (except for Bravo).

[DAF86]

Ah yes, we meet again Bartha. Assuming position of bending over, grabbing ankles. This won't be pretty.

You play them so much that at some point you have to break through.

[quentin_compson]

You play them so much that at some point you have to break through.

You're joking, right?

Arsenal's Starting XI, no surprises there:
Cech, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Ramsey, Coquelin, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Özil, Alexis, Giroud

[resistanze]

Arsenal usually keeps the first leg at home close. 2-1 Arsenal win and 2-2 last two first legs against Barca.

....Just stack 10 in the box Mou style plz.

[Canyonero]

Messi has never scored against Cech. Time to end that tbh.

[velik_m]

0-0 in first game would be better for Arsenal than winning 2-1. Keeping clean sheet will be crucial, if they are to have any hope of advancing.

[spursistan]

Shitty scheduling TBH..the best pair of games on the same night..

[NASpurs]

Monreal you stupid fuck, I can see Arsenal playing with ten in the near future.

[NASpurs]

Giroud should cut off his leg.

[resistanze]

Giroud should cut off his leg.

Wasn't it Ox who fucked up?

[NASpurs]

This fucking ref should be lynched

[TheGreatYacht]

Uefarcelona tbh

Midget looking real slow out there, and I'm not talking about the autism

[NASpurs]

Wasn't it Ox who fucked up?

Wait, I thought that a as Giroud that had that chippy straight towards the keeper.

[NASpurs]

The wheels are coming off towards the end of the first half.

[spursistan]

Bayern dominating the fuck out of Juventus ..should be up by more than 1-0..

[pookenstein]

Müller doing Müller things. Bayern dominating as usual.

[DAF86]

0-0 in first game would be better for Arsenal than winning 2-1. Keeping clean sheet will be crucial, if they are to have any hope of advancing.

Never ever in the life drawing would be better than winning son. :lol

[NASpurs]

Wasn't it Ox who fucked up?

Holy shit, it was Ox, my bad. I stand corrected.

[resistanze]

Never ever in the life drawing would be better than winning son. :lol

I see his point tbh. I mean 1-0 result for Arsenal would be the dream. Arsenal needs the away goal advantage at camp Nou which is negated if Barca score. We can say the any given game crap but let's be honest, Arsenal should ideally pull an Inter at Camp Nou.

[resistanze]

Aresnalona!!

[spursistan]

lol 70% possesion Bayern...And this Juve team has won like 15 straight games in Calcio :lmao..

[DAF86]

I see his point tbh. I mean 1-0 result for Arsenal would be the dream. Arsenal needs the away goal advantage at camp Nou which is negated if Barca score. We can say the any given game crap but let's be honest, Arsenal should ideally pull an Inter at Camp Nou.

There's no point at all son:

0-0 now and 0-0 in Barcelona=penalties
2-1 now and 0-0 in Barcelona=arsenal wins
0-0 now and 0-1 in Barcelona=Barca wins
2-1 now and 0-1 in Barcelona=barca wins
0-0 now and 1-2 in barcelona=barca wins
2-1 now and 1-2 in barcelona=penalties
0-0 now and 2-3 in barcelona=barca wins
2-1 now and 2-3 in barcelona=arsenal wins

There's literally no scenario where a 0-0 draw would be better than a 2-1 win for arsenal. :lol

[pookenstein]

There's no point at all son:

0-0 now and 0-0 in Barcelona=penalties
2-1 now and 0-0 in Barcelona=arsenal wins
0-0 now and 0-1 in Barcelona=Barca wins
2-1 now and 0-1 in Barcelona=barca wins
0-0 now and 1-2 in barcelona=barca wins
2-1 now and 1-2 in barcelona=penalties
0-0 now and 2-3 in barcelona=barca wins
2-1 now and 2-3 in barcelona=arsenal wins

There's literally no scenario where a 0-0 draw would be better than a 2-1 win for arsenal. :lol

:lol But in the end it doesn't matter either way because Barca will tear them a new one anyway @CN.

[pookenstein]

I'd love to see Bayern v Barca in the final with both squads peaking and being 100% healthy.

[pookenstein]

Robben: doing Robben things. Bayern now toying with the "competition".

[pookenstein]

I can't help but still love Mandzukic. What an asshole. Hated it when he left Bayern.

[DAF86]

Lol the one time Arsenal unparked the bus.

[ElNono]

:worthy: Alphanel

[spursistan]

Bayern need a third to kill the tie here..

[NASpurs]

You could see that goal coming a mile away, when Neymar made eye contact with Messi like 3/4 of the field and just held it until the defense committed on him.

[ElNono]

:lol Fraudsenal
:lol Arsene Wanker

[pookenstein]

Did anybody expect anything else from Arsen:loll?

[NASpurs]

Bunch of mentally weak faggots, couldn't even fucking score against Hull :lol Still might win the league. EPL:lolL

[resistanze]

What a silly goal to concede

[spursistan]

lol that Bayern D

[ElNono]

fucking suarez and neymar don't wanna drop the dagger

[NASpurs]

Suárez :lmao

[pookenstein]

B:lolyern choking. Need to stop fucking around.

[spursistan]

if Bayern choke this tie :lol..

[NASpurs]

Good thing Ramsey didn't score, don't want anymore celebrities dying.

[ElNono]

and there's Alphanel's penaldo... who's going to take it?

[ElNono]

mein negger

[DAF86]

When the penaty matters GOD doesn't do charity.

[ElNono]

Just noticed Ozil plays for Arsenal...

[DAF86]

Just noticed Ozil plays for Arsenal...

Best offensive midfielder in the World. :lol

[resistanze]

Meh Arsenal had 2-3 clear cut changes that a superior team like Barca would've converted early in this game. Then Arsenal did their R16 tactic from last year and just bombed forward without any cover.

[quentin_compson]

Good first half from Arsenal. They were able to keep Barca away from their goal, and Ox should have scored. The second half was just the better side showing they are the better side, though.
That Flamini is playing or better, has to play in a game like this is one of the many reasons Wenger should no longer be at Arsenal.

[turkish spurs fan]

wenger must retire

[spursistan]

More favourite to defend their title: Warriors or Barca?

I call Barcelona, tbh....Bayern are just a massive chokers..

[DAF86]

More favourite to defend their title: Warriors or Barca?

I call Barcelona, tbh....Bayern are just a massive chokers..

Warriors by far. Football isn't like basketball where 99,999999% of the time the better team wins. Specially on a 7 game series. On the CL one bad game and you're out. There's a reason no team ever repeated as CL winner.

[Canyonero]

Nazis choking really hard tbh

Otoh, alphanel :worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::worthy::w orthy::worthy::worthy::worthy:

[DAF86]

So I was reading "The guardian" and everybody there is acting like Arsenal was the better side and they were unlucky to don't get the result.

What the fuck man? They were playing at home and they parked the bus like a small club. Sure, they had their chances but so did Barca and those chances were better both in quantity and quality. I don't know what the fuck were they watching over there.

[TheGreatYacht]

Penalionel tbh

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol wankers paradise

[lefty]

:lol nothing special by Messi tbh
:lol 1st goal all alone thanks to Alpharez and Alphamar
:lol ok the penalty was impressive considering it's Messi

[TheGreatYacht]

Worriers and Uefarcelona lucking out, tbh...

This is the weakest field of competition in history :lol Leicester is about to win the EPL, so cross out all English teams. Bayern can't stay healthy and they are led by Chokediola lmao. Rafa Benitez hand picked Real Madrid roster lol. Juventus is trash

The whole West is garbage besides SA/OKC/GS, and the Worriers only have to play one. The East is at an all time low, a Celtics team that was built for tanking is the Cavs only competition. Spurs/Worriers will easily beat Cleveland.

[lefty]

So I was reading "The guardian" and everybody there is acting like Arsenal was the better side and they were unlucky to don't get the result.

What the fuck man? They were playing at home and they parked the bus like a small club. Sure, they had their chances but so did Barca and those chances were better both in quantity and quality. I don't know what the fuck were they watching over there.
:lol EPL press
:lol English EPL fans, easy marketing victims


:lol see a non-english player who can complete 2 consecutive dribbles, call him "World Class"
:lol thinking Dele Alli and Harry Kane will lead England to Glory
:lol Spurms
:lol Goners
:lol North London dArby

[Canyonero]

Worriers and Uefarcelona lucking out, tbh...

This is the weakest field of competition in history :lol Leicester is about to win the EPL, so cross out all English teams. Bayern can't stay healthy and they are led by Chokediola lmao. Rafa Benitez hand picked Real Madrid roster lol. Juventus is trash

The whole West is garbage besides SA/OKC/GS, and the Worriers only have to play one. The East is at an all time low, a Celtics team that was built for tanking is the Cavs only competition. Spurs/Worriers will easily beat Cleveland.

So Mexico might win Copa America? :wow

[Venti Quattro]

:cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry

[lefty]

:cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry

I thought you were also a Barcelona fan

[NASpurs]

Don't laugh at me but I'm watching the Seattle/Club America CL game. Holy shit at that Clint Dempsey free kick goal.

And Club America ties it a minute later :lol

[NASpurs]

Dempsey again :lol

[NASpurs]

Crazy game, 2-2 now :lol

[Venti Quattro]

That Flamini is playing or better, has to play in a game like this is one of the many reasons Wenger should no longer be at Arsenal.

Not even 1 minute after being subbed into the match and he concedes a penalty :rollin

[lefty]

:lol failmini

[TheGreatYacht]

:lol Seattle
:lol couldn't win at home
:lol now have to win at the Azteca
:lol tlongII

[resistanze]

So I was reading "The guardian" and everybody there is acting like Arsenal was the better side and they were unlucky to don't get the result.

What the fuck man? They were playing at home and they parked the bus like a small club. Sure, they had their chances but so did Barca and those chances were better both in quantity and quality. I don't know what the fuck were they watching over there.

Parked the bus? Which game was this? Barca dominated possession like they did but it wasn't because Arsenal was parking....when they got possession they bombed forward like idiots committing everyone to attack like they did last year against Monaco. It was like watching a replay.

[Venti Quattro]

Parked the bus? Which game was this? Barca dominated possession like they did but it wasn't because Arsenal was parking....when they got possession they bombed forward like idiots committing everyone to attack like they did last year against Monaco. It was like watching a replay.

:lmao You knew Arsenal were fucked in that counter attack because no one was marking Messi since they were all wankers who held a very high line which will put a hooker's skirt to shame... One good through ball from Suarez was all it took

[resistanze]

:lmao You knew Arsenal were fucked in that counter attack because no one was marking Messi since they were all wankers who held a very high line which will put a hooker's skirt to shame... One good through ball from Suarez was all it took
It's shocking how undisciplined they are....and Wanker throwing his players under the bus.

You would think that a manager who points out they made the same panicky mistake two years in a row would take some type of accountability.

[Venti Quattro]

It's shocking how undisciplined they are....and Wanker throwing his players under the bus.

You would think that a manager who points out they made the same panicky mistake two years in a row would take some type of accountability.

Shocking stuff, really. It's the 70th minute and they still held that high of a line. A draw would've been a good result and they've done their job for 70 minutes. Mertesacker fucked up and it left Monreal alone to cover Messi and Neymar on the counter because Mertesucker thought he was a winger... Good luck with that

Get rid of Per next season please.

[velik_m]

Never ever in the life drawing would be better than winning son. :lol

Well i was looking at it more from a psychological stand than mathematical. But what i really meant was i would rather see them go 0-0, then try to get a win. It's all moot now anyway. Barca advances with ease as expected. Arsenal can now focus on the championship.

[velik_m]

Get rid of Per next season please.

And replace him with who? There are not that many good defensmen out there.

[NASpurs]

:lmao he wears the arm band

[NASpurs]

Players I want out:

Arteta
Fagmini
Mertesacker
Wilshit

Players that need to be rotated and benched for upgrades:
Giroud
Ramsey

Everyone else seems alright although the tactics are weird at the wings.

[Canyonero]

:lol failmini

He'll be a multimillionaire soon. Gonna buy Arsenal tbh.

[Relevancy]

Warriors by far. Football isn't like basketball where 99,999999% of the time the better team wins. Specially on a 7 game series. On the CL one bad game and you're out. There's a reason no team ever repeated as CL winner.I wouldn't put it past Barcelona to win it again, if there's a team that could do it its them barring injuries.

[DAF86]

Parked the bus? Which game was this? Barca dominated possession like they did but it wasn't because Arsenal was parking....when they got possession they bombed forward like idiots committing everyone to attack like they did last year against Monaco. It was like watching a replay.

They didn't parked the bus ala Chelsea, but they did play a defensive style. They didn't try to take command of the game by pressing on opposite territory or even on midfield, they were content with just getting everybody behind the ball and wait on their own half. When they attacked, they did it with numbers but I was expecting more of Arsenal playing at home, tbh.

[resistanze]

They didn't parked the bus ala Chelsea, but they did play a defensive style. They didn't try to take command of the game by pressing on opposite territory or even on midfield, they were content with just getting everybody behind the ball and wait on their own half. When they attacked, they did it with numbers but I was expecting more of Arsenal playing at home, tbh.

Agreed they were more defensive when Barca had possession, but honestly I thought that was the best approach, especially as they showed in the first half. Arsenal is like diet Barca, don't embarrass yourself trying to out-Barca Barca, tbh.

In the first 15 minutes they gave the Barca defense some trouble. Regardless if Barca should've eventually converted their chances (looking at you Suarez and Neymar), Arsenal definitely had no excuse to not take the lead. In the second half they got restless like a kid with ADD and got burned like they always do on the counter. Wenger should really kill himself.

[Blizzardwizard]

So ArseLOL lost, who cares, at least they have this lyrical masterpiece dedicated to them....

WARNING: Viewing video in its entirety may result in the contraction of AIDS and HIV.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72xRZ4FF1IQ

[Amuseddaysleeper]

I just have no idea how the hell Flamini is still getting minutes in a 2016 CL game.

[Venti Quattro]

So ArseLOL lost, who cares, at least they have this lyrical masterpiece dedicated to them....

WARNING: Viewing video in its entirety may result in the contraction of AIDS and HIV.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72xRZ4FF1IQ

:lmao Wigan

[Blizzardwizard]

:lmao Wigan

I'd rather Wigan be where they are than have a fanbase full of chav shithead wankers like in that video :lmao

But it's ok, you support Barcelona, right? :lmao

[lefty]

Yes Venti also supports Barcelona

[Venti Quattro]

I'd rather Wigan be where they are than have a fanbase full of chav shithead wankers like in that video :lmao

But it's ok, you support Barcelona, right? :lmao

:lol Mailmen wankers

:lol Sunday League

:lmao Wigan

[Venti Quattro]

Yes Venti also supports Barcelona

Yes, like you support United and Madrid... :tu :lol :lol :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

Yes, like you support United and Madrid... :tu :lol :lol :lol
Lefty, wtf? Spin this shit mayne. Say it ain't so

[Venti Quattro]

Lefty, wtf? Spin this shit mayne. Say it ain't so

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=202361

[lefty]

Yes, like you support United and Madrid... :tu :lol :lol :lol


Lefty, wtf? Spin this shit mayne. Say it ain't so


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=202361
I was trolling our own Arsenal fans, because it was when RVP left their team for MU :lol
The meltdown :lol

Ask NASpurs he knows I was trolling :lol

But yeah Venti is a true Gooner and Culé

[Canyonero]

I remember Wigan's glorious stint in the Premier with their greatest idol Hugo Rodallega.

[lefty]

702518857190260736

[Venti Quattro]

Gary Neville seems to have improved as of late. His team's league form has improved and Valencia trashed Rapid Wien 10-0 on aggregate

[lefty]

Gary Neville seems to have improved as of late. His team's league form has improved and Valencia trashed Rapid Wien 10-0 on aggregateHis team has gotten better since ALPHAghouli came back

[Canyonero]

Lol United

[lefty]

:lol Cucknited

[Canyonero]

Damn

[lefty]

Well scratch that

[lefty]

:lol Casillas with an OG

[TheGreatYacht]

:lol Casillas with an OG
Really? :lol

Raul Gudiño (Mexican) is waiting to take that spot haha

[TheGreatYacht]

Fuck. I actually thought they were gonna lose. Oh well at least now Chicha has his chance to shit on Cucknited :)

[DAF86]

Napoly out. You jinxed them for ever lefty. :cry

[lefty]

Napoly out. You jinxed them for ever lefty. :cry

:lol they don't give a fuck about Europa League

[lefty]

Pooropa League draw :

http://www.dzfoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/8e-EL-2016-600x337.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

Pooropa League draw :

http://www.dzfoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/8e-EL-2016-600x337.jpg

Liverpool v United

:lol what a gem from Klopp

703205942217674753

[lefty]

Jurgen Flopp with the low blow :lol

But if MU is healthy they are going to c-stomp Liverpool tbh

[Canyonero]

Fenerbahce - Braga :lol:lol:lol:lol UEFA and their crappy matchups.

[Blizzardwizard]

Pooropa League draw :

http://www.dzfoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/8e-EL-2016-600x337.jpg

Pooropa :lol

:lmao



......:cry


http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Ciro+Ferrara+UEFA+Europa+League+Draw+XQCf3Vy_pWAl. jpg

[resistanze]

Barca looking like they're pulling a back-to-back, tbqh

[Canyonero]

Depends on Alphanel

[lefty]

Barca can repeat the Treble; damn

They are hungry and playing like haven't won shit last season


Meanwhile RMAO is coasting even though they haven't won anything last season :lol

[lefty]

Goal UKVerified account
‏@GoalUK


Ibrahimovic: PSG were born the day the Qataris arrived http://dlvr.it/KkFdPg

[Bynumite]

Good to see Ronaldo stopped being a faggot the last few games. If he's gonna call out the team the least he can do is step the fuck up.

[TheGreatYacht]

Ronaldo showing why he's the greatest ever

[I. Hustle]

Ronaldo showing why he's the greatest ever

You get stabbed for saying that in some places.

[Venti Quattro]

Ibrahimovic: PSG were born the day the Qataris arrived http://dlvr.it/KkFdPg

crofl

[AlexJones]

Is Barca considered a lock to win it all? Considering them for a bunch of parlays along with GSW outright.

[DAF86]

Is Barca considered a lock to win it all? Considering them for a bunch of parlays along with GSW outright.

They are the best team for sure but this isn't basketball. In the CL one bad night and you are out. There's a reason why nobody ever went b2b on this competition.

[dunkman]

They are the best team for sure but this isn't basketball. In the CL one bad night and you are out. There's a reason why nobody ever went b2b on this competition.

I agree. They will repeat probably, but passing through several dangerous opponents is not a lock definitely. Teams like Juve, Bayern, Atleti or maybe even Madrid can take Barça out in two games, particularly in the one game final.

[spursistan]

Bayern are the only team with ceiling good enough to oust Barca, but they are in an end-of-cycle situation..just something uneasy about Guardiola being a lame duck coach and players already looking ahead to the next chapter..There is a first for everything, so this might be the most opportune time for a team repeat as CL Champ..

[lefty]

Barca is gonna re-treble imo

[Canyonero]

Barca is gonna re-treble imo

imvho?

[lefty]

imvho?
ok ok imvhotbh

[Jodelo]

Barca is gonna re-treble imo

Agree.

[lefty]

Tough break for Juve ....

709697102352404480

[Canyonero]

I hope PSV wins.