Basketball Aside - Who Would You Rather Go To A Titty Bar With - Avante or Kool?

[Koolaid_Man]

Who's likely to be the coolest in real life...

[Avante]

So there we sit at our table, just you and me scoping out tonights prospects for Miss Tonight.

Avante...dude, don't pick you nose, ok?
Kool...sorry.
Avante...see that tall blond with the tan?
Kool...yep
Avante...watch this.

After a few dances with long and tan as Kool ponders his height.

Avante...you be ok here if I left? I was made an offer I couldn't refuse.
Kool..all alone?
Avante...hmmm? Ok ok, come on. We'll drop ya off at your moms.
Kool...cool.

[clambake]

a titty bar for avante could be chuck e cheeses.

[Blake]

a titty bar for avante could be chuck e cheeses.

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[Avante]

a titty bar for avante could be chuck e cheeses.

Only bere would people not get the sailors in bars thing. This is what I mean by lack of depth.

Anyone ever been outside Texas?

[Avante]

Kool trying to talk to a short fat Puerto Rican chick.

Kool...if I had my own beer ya know what I'd call it?
PR...what?
Kool...Wet Pussy, hahaha!
PR..I see, so do you wanna dance?
Kool...sure!
PR..ok, see that brunette at the bar, go ask her, see ya~~~~~

[DJR210]

Doesn't matter, both are the anti-poon so it will make me the obvious candidate to receive the pussy.

[Avante]

Doesn't matter, both are the anti-poon so it will make me the obvious candidate to receive the pussy.

DJR210 sitting next to a stunning red head at the bar.

DJR...come here often?
Red...no, not really. You?
DJR...first time actually, want another drink?
Red.sure, thanks. So what's your name?
DJR...DJR210.
Red...let me guess you have a brother...DJR211?
DJR..ha~~~ cute, so what's your name?
Red...George

[lil'mo]

Avante on fuckin fire :lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

DJR210 sitting next to a stunning red head at the bar.

DJR...come here often?
Red...no, not really. You?
DJR...first time actually, want another drink?
Red.sure, thanks. So what's your name?
DJR...DJR210.
Red...let me guess you have a brother...DJR211?
DJR..ha~~~ cute, so what's your name?
Red...George

:lmao

[DJR210]

Avante and a beautiful young woman (of age):

Avante: Hey sweetheart, wanna hear about the fastest 40 times in the history of the Olympics?

Woman: Hell fucking no, fuck off you creepy old bastard.

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool trying to talk to a short fat Puerto Rican chick.

Kool...if I had my own beer ya know what I'd call it?
PR...what?
Kool...Wet Pussy, hahaha!
PR..I see, so do you wanna dance?
Kool...Naah bitch you too stubby!
PR..ok,

Fify

[lil'mo]

Avante and a beautiful young woman (of age):

Avante: Hey sweetheart, wanna hear about the fastest 40 times in the history of the Olympics?

Woman: Hell fucking no, fuck off you creepy old bastard.

:rolleyes

[RD2191]

Avante and a beautiful young woman (of age):

Avante: Hey sweetheart, wanna hear about the fastest 40 times in the history of the Olympics?

Woman: Hell fucking no, fuck off you creepy old bastard.
*crickets*


*tumbleweed*

[Koolaid_Man]

Avante and a beautiful young woman (of age):

Avante: Hey sweetheart, wanna hear about the fastest 40 times in the history of the Olympics?

Woman: umm No thanks.

Avante: "Hey ok. Well I can also tell you all about these wonderful black men I met and how athletically gifted and strong they are. They can sing and dance and do everything better than me."

Woman: "eww....Buzz off creep"

Avante: " aw fuck you I like young girls anyway bitch."



Fify

[SpursforSix]

So there we sit at our table, just you and me scoping out tonights prospects for Miss Tonight.

Avante...dude, don't pick you nose, ok?
Kool...sorry.
Avante...see that tall blond with the tan?
Kool...yep
Avante...watch this.

After a few dances with long and tan as Kool ponders his height.

Avante...you be ok here if I left? I was made an offer I couldn't refuse.
Kool..all alone?
Avante...hmmm? Ok ok, come on. We'll drop ya off at your moms.
Kool...cool.

SpursforSix: dammit Avante, why'd you bring him here?
Avante: sorry, no choice
Kool: hey, where's my mom?
SpursforSix: she's fine. She's just a little...tied up at the moment.
Avante and SpursforSix: lolololol
SpursforSix: Ok, Kool, here's a twenty, walk down to the store and get yourself a strawberry soda.
Kool: Ok!
SpursforSix: and some paper towels and Clorox

[Koolaid_Man]

SpursforSix: dammit Avante, why'd you bring him here ? You promised me a blow job after we left this place.
Avante: Dam sorry, no choice...but we can still go to the back alley for a quick fuck if you're up to it.
Kool: hey, where's my mom?
SpursforSix: she's fine. She's just a little...tied up at the moment.
Avante and SpursforSix: lolololol
SpursforSix: Ok, Kool, here's a twenty, walk down to the store and get yourself a grape soda. We should have never brought you to this gay club in the first place.
Kool: I agree you shouldn't have lied about wheRe you were taking me.
SpursforSix: Avante let's hurry up and go to the alley before he comes back. I want you to cum in my ass quick.
Avante: ok cowboy I want you to cum in me too. Let's hurry


FIFY

[Avante]

Avante and a beautiful young woman (of age):

Avante: Hey sweetheart, wanna hear about the fastest 40 times in the history of the Olympics?

Woman: Hell fucking no, fuck off you creepy old bastard.

Avante with a long tall lady with big blue eyes.

Avante..so you met DJR?
long tall....sorta.
Avante...sorta?
long tall...he was trying to pick up on my gay brother George.
Avante...hmm...so you work out I see.
long tall..as do you right?
Avante..oh yeah, care for another drink?
long tall..no, but would love to dance.

So after a few dances, a few more drinks.

long tall...would you like to take me home?
Avante...love to. Well there's DJR.
long tall...he always has that..."I suck dick"..look on his face doesn't he.
Avante...ha~~~~

[Koolaid_Man]

^ LAME..quit while you're ahead

[SpursforSix]

FIFY

Lolz.

[Pauly D]

Kool would be just plain annoying, avante would be entertaining annoying. Gotta go with avante despite him being the plague on here

[Avante]

Hey Kool, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!


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[Red Hawk #21]

Avante on fuckin fire :lmao

What exactly is your sig implying?