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teddygreen
08-11-2015, 12:07 AM
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Elton Brand

College Sweetheart Files

For Separation

Elton Brand (http://www.tmz.com/person/elton-brand/) is now a free agent ... professionally and personally -- the NBA superstar's wife has filed for separation.
Brand's now estranged wife Shahara Simmons filed the docs a couple weeks ago ... shortly after their 9th anniversary. They met during college at Duke University and have 2 children.
In Sahara's docs she says they hashed out separation of assets back in April, and all that's left to hammer out is child custody and child support.
Brand played in Atlanta for the last 2 seasons, but is now looking to rebound with a new team. Kinda like Shahara, we're guessing.

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Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/07/elton-brand-wife-files-for-separation/#ixzz3iTnjYVt0



Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/07/elton-brand-wife-files-for-separation/#ixzz3iTnjYVt0

Biernutz
08-11-2015, 12:18 AM
Usually ten years and she gets half of everything even if she signs a pre-nup.

apalisoc_9
08-11-2015, 01:00 AM
damn this woman had everything planned :lol

Sean Cagney
08-11-2015, 01:11 AM
damn this woman had everything planned :lol

They usually do have it all planned, kids, money they can get from a divorce and then some.

benefactor
08-11-2015, 07:09 AM
damn this woman had everything planned :lol
Just wait until Vanessa stretches Kobe over the log. Gonna look like the rape scene from American Me.

Thread
08-11-2015, 08:16 AM
Just wait until Vanessa stretches Kobe over the log. Gonna look like the rape scene from American Me.

...or, the Miami scene from June of '13.

tee, hee.

Killakobe81
08-11-2015, 08:23 AM
Taking joy in looming divorce is shitty tbh ... especially when kids are involved. Some of your hearts are cold as ice on here ...

Double-Up
08-11-2015, 11:09 AM
Taking joy in looming divorce is shitty tbh ... especially when kids are involved. Some of your hearts are cold as ice on here ...

Blames these bitches...and the nigga if he doesn't have a prenup.

Gent
08-11-2015, 11:32 AM
The outcome when you marry the cheerleaders and groupies.

They latch on to you early, con you into the mindset that she won't leave you because she's been "there" from the beggining and understands you. Then, then you make it into the league and sign the big contracts. The seed is planted, she owns you.

You are always just along for the ride. Only thing you can do is have a prenup so she doesn't leave you for dead.

jeebus
08-11-2015, 11:41 AM
Brilliant move by her. She knows his career is just about over along with the constant cash flow and she's held back the vomit for years while using his money. Now she can just divorce, get his money, get child support from him, and move on to a white guy.

Killakobe81
08-11-2015, 11:45 AM
Brilliant move by her. She knows his career is just about over along with the constant cash flow and she's held back the vomit for years while using his money. Now she can just divorce, get his money, get child support from him, and move on to a white guy.

LOL

Mitch
08-11-2015, 02:54 PM
Nine years? How long did Amy last with Duncan until she left him for straight 5'5 pinoy to pork her?

Buddy Mignon
08-11-2015, 03:03 PM
The outcome when you marry the cheerleaders and groupies.

They latch on to you early, con you into the mindset that she won't leave you because she's been "there" from the beggining and understands you. Then, then you make it into the league and sign the big contracts. The seed is planted, she owns you.

You are always just along for the ride. Only thing you can do is have a prenup so she doesn't leave you for dead.


Pre-nup didn't help Jim.

Caltex2
08-11-2015, 04:55 PM
Taking joy in looming divorce is shitty tbh ... especially when kids are involved. Some of your hearts are cold as ice on here ...

I think people are just laughing at the situation, not at Elton Brand and his divorce. That said, can you say [30-for-30] broke? Yet another one bites the dust.

Caltex2
08-11-2015, 04:57 PM
Brilliant move by her. She knows his career is just about over along with the constant cash flow and she's held back the vomit for years while using his money. Now she can just divorce, get his money, get child support from him, and move on to a white guy.

:lmao

Biernutz
08-11-2015, 06:09 PM
she timed it perfect as Elton retired from basketball today. Guess she knew the money train was
getting ready to jump the tracks................

Caltex2
08-11-2015, 06:19 PM
she timed it perfect as Elton retired from basketball today. Guess she knew the money train was
getting ready to jump the tracks................

Gold digger...cue up the Kanye West song.

Also, the thread title is classic.

"Legendary?" :lmao

RGMCSE
08-11-2015, 09:14 PM
Unlike Duncan who has moved on from a ho, Kobe is stuck with a gold diggin whore from east la Mexico City and her whole family. Lmao buying a bitch a 4 million dollar ring to stay and the bitch accepts! Oh and the kicker "Kobe if you want this pussy ever again buy my midget madre a mansion" "ok nessa". :lol No prenup, stuck with gold digging family.

Buddy Mignon
08-11-2015, 09:23 PM
Unlike Duncan who has moved on from a ho, Kobe is stuck with a gold diggin whore from east la Mexico City and her whole family. Lmao buying a bitch a 4 million dollar ring to stay and the bitch accepts! Oh and the kicker "Kobe if you want this pussy ever again buy my midget madre a mansion" "ok nessa". :lol No prenup, stuck with gold digging family.


Oh... so now Amy is a ho.

Reck
08-11-2015, 09:39 PM
Pre-nup didn't help Jim.

Of course it did. He had it for a reason.

Kobe in the other hand is completely fucked when his mexican wife leaves him. She's going to take him for all he's worth. :lmao not having a prenup.

But to Bryant's lucky stride, hispanic chicks are somewhat loyal but if you cross them, you're dead. :lol

Kool Bob Love
08-11-2015, 09:46 PM
Oh... so now Amy is a ho.

Shes a white women right? They'll suck you dry and look you dead in the eye doing it.

you wouldn't know anything bout that tho. They don't really fuck with dem Asians much.

but you in for a treat if you get one. But don't wife em tho. Leave them to the sawm.

RGMCSE
08-11-2015, 11:16 PM
Shes a white women right? They'll suck you dry and look you dead in the eye doing it.

you wouldn't know anything bout that tho. They don't really fuck with dem Asians much.

but you in for a treat if you get one. But don't wife em tho. Leave them to the sawm.

How about the fact that Kobe is whipped over da pussy. Kobe was a virgin before nessa. How else can you explain the compete ownage? Kobe buys a 3 million dollar mansion for lil Mexicos madre but he can't buy his own a house worth a mil. Nessa's got this little pencil dick squeezed the fuck out. No wonder Kobe is such a chucker. It's the only time he can call his own number. Damn neessa let Kobe wear the pants every now and then.

TDMVPDPOY
08-12-2015, 01:37 AM
even tom cruise divorce from kidman when the 10th year came up...still loss half...but he still has 500m...

UNT Eagles 2016
08-13-2015, 05:47 PM
Brilliant move by her. She knows his career is just about over along with the constant cash flow and she's held back the vomit for years while using his money. Now she can just divorce, get his money, get child support from him, and move on to a white guy.

lol at the idea that a white guy with money would want a used black woman with full black children

LOL

:rollin

Thread
08-13-2015, 08:31 PM
Oh... so now Amy is a ho.

Luva