official lol Bible beater thread

[Blake]

... According to Target's*announcement, it will remove references to gender in toy and bedding sections over the next few months. It will also stop using pink, blue, yellow and green paper to denote shelves with items targeted to boys or girls.Graham said this is a slap in the face to American families, asserting that the push for gender neutrality has gone too far.

"They're not 'gender neutral' children. These are boys and girls, the way God made us," Graham said.

He asked for American families to speak out to Target store managers and to call the corporate headquarters and voice their displeasure."There's other competition out there. You don't have to shop at Target. [People] just might visit somewhere else," Graham said.

"I think they're 'off-Target."

http://insider.foxnews.com/2015/08/12/rev-franklin-graham-slams-target-removing-gender-based-signs

kaboooooooom

[m>s]

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[Clipper Nation]

OP is a Quran-beater.

[vy65]

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[Blake]

OP is a Quran-beater.

Oh right because it's the opposite of the Bible etc

[Blake]

Srsly why are you guys jumping on semen grenades for Franklin Graham?

[Clipper Nation]

Oh right because it's the opposite of the Bible etc
No, mainly because you semen-shield for Muslims and save your fake-atheist schtick for Christians.

[Blake]

No, mainly because you semen-shield for Muslims

there's no thread anywhere where I've done that.

But keep trying to deflect the lols away from the evangelicals. I'm sure they appreciate it

[TheSanityAnnex]

lol thread not having the success of the previous lol thread

[vy65]

http://i.imgur.com/Tob8bKy.jpeg

[Blake]

http://i.imgur.com/Tob8bKy.jpeg

Why do these threads make you upset? Or should i use your lame woman shtick and ask if it's your time of the month

[TheSanityAnnex]

I don't think anyone is upset. You made a shitty thread, we all do it.

[Blake]

I don't think anyone is upset. You made a shitty thread, we all do it.

I copied and pasted a news article. I've never called someone a cock sucker for copy paste of a news article. I just ignore it if it's uninteresting.

straight ad hominem memes in this case reek of severe butthurt. Or in vy-schtick, severe menstrual cramping.

[boutons_deux]

John Oliver Reveals the Dark Underbelly of Televangelismhttp://www.truthdig.com/avbooth/item/video_john_oliver_reveals_the_dark_underbelly_of_t elevangelism_20150817?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%253A+Truthdig+Truthdig%253A+Dril ling+Beneath+the+Headlines

[m>s]

I copied and pasted a news article. I've never called someone a cock sucker for copy paste of a news article. I just ignore it if it's uninteresting.

straight ad hominem memes in this case reek of severe butthurt. Or in vy-schtick, severe menstrual cramping.
Cuck please, ad hominem is your go to move and it's only natural that we fight fire with fire

[vy65]

Why do these threads make you upset? Or should i use your lame woman shtick and ask if it's your time of the month

Sounds to me like the guy whose response to a picture is accusing everyone of being :cry emotional :cry is the only one who's upset

[Blake]

Cuck please, ad hominem is your go to move and it's only natural that we fight fire with fire

Neh, keep pretending it is tho to justify your cuck stories to yourself

[Blake]

Sounds to me like the guy whose response to a picture is accusing everyone of being :cry emotional :cry is the only one who's upset

Neh, the one who went straight to :cry you're a cock sucker :cry is the one that sounds damaged tbh.

It's about the same as starting a thread about another poster's intelligence.

[vy65]

Neh, the one who went straight to :cry you're a cock sucker :cry is the one that sounds damaged tbh.

It's about the same as starting a thread about another poster's intelligence.

You're just upset no one gives a fuck about your stupid bible bashing crusade.

Oh and also

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/555/346/d5a.gif

[Blake]

We'll just have to disagree on who's ass is really hurt here.

but happy hunting for sickburn memes tho

[m>s]

B-but muh neh muh asshurt

[Blake]

:cry f-f-f-fighting fire with fire :cry

[m>s]

Muh c-copy-catting

[Blake]

Muh c-copy-catting

rofl so when I do it it's :cry copy catting
rofl and when you do it it's :madrun fightin fire wid fire

gangsta accountant fireman puttin out ol flames

[m>s]

"B-but" is my shtick, I was the first one to use it on this board so yes you are stealing my shit

[Blake]

Bbbbbbut it's MUH shtick :cry

You stoled it! :cry :cry :cry

[Clipper Nation]

Blake cuckposting like mad, trying to salvage this failure of a thread.

[vy65]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/370/697/8f0.jpg

[m>s]

Bbbbbbut it's MUH shtick :cry

You stoled it! :cry :cry :cry
You can't be your own man and get your own shit and have your own ideas or what? Paper cut out libtard

[Blake]

Blake cuckposting like mad, trying to salvage this failure of a thread.

You guys really going ham on your frustrations in this thread.

it'll be two pages of memes and cuck sex talk really soon. Per the ol par with you

[m>s]

You guys really going ham on your frustrations in this thread.

it'll be two pages of memes and cuck sex talk really soon. Per the ol par with you
Is that all you can talk about? Can't get over being made fun of for bring a cuck. I thought you were into self humiliation?

[vy65]

You guys really going ham on your frustrations in this thread.

it'll be two pages of memes and cuck sex talk really soon. Per the ol par with you

Objectively shat on but tries to deflect by claiming others are emotional.

[Blake]

You can't be your own man and get your own shit and have your own ideas or what? Paper cut out libtard

:lol don't act like you've never used someone else's joke or shtick.

It's never not hilarious how one minute you're a chest thumping gangsta and the next you're a sniveling pussy whining about yuh :cry shtick :cry

[Blake]

Objectively shat on but tries to deflect by claiming others are emotional.

rofl objectively

[Blake]

Is that all you can talk about?

I started this thread about what Target is doing and who is crying about it

You're here because all you want to talk about is me.



Can't get over being made fun of for bring a cuck. I thought you were into self humiliation?

^ cuck sex talk on cue. Pavlov dog etc

[SpursforSix]

I started this thread about what Target is doing and who is crying about it

You're here because all you want to talk about is me.



^ cuck sex talk on cue. Pavlov dog etc

If I have a choice between going to Target and going to Walmart, I'll go to Target.

[Blake]

If I have a choice between going to Target and going to Walmart, I'll go to Target.

Depends on what it is. Target is generally cleaner and has things that Walmart doesn't but Target is also generally more expensive. There are times the dirty Walmart is just unavoidable.

[m>s]

2 angry whiny posts in a row just for me lel

[Blake]

2 angry whiny posts in a row just for me lel

oh rubber glue shtick. I may or may not borrow that

[SpursforSix]

Depends on what it is. Target is generally cleaner and has things that Walmart doesn't but Target is also generally more expensive. There are times the dirty Walmart is just unavoidable.

Right. If I'm getting a bunch of cleaning stuff or bathroom stuff, I'll deal with Walmart. But if it's not many items, I'll spend a few bucks more if Target is an option. I try not to get perishable food at either one. Although WalMart has improved on the quality and choice of their fruits and vegetables. Depending on the location.

I will say that lately I've noticed that every WalMart seems to be laid out differently. I suppose it's so I have to wander around in the store longer. But it's frustrating when 2 stores don't even group the same item in the same department. And it seems like none of the employees know where anything is except what's in their area.

[RD2191]

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Crofl

[SpursforSix]

Crofl

Damn. Has anyone watched this show lately? It's terrible. From the crude questions all the way to the judges. Case in point:

Name something you might hear on the phone that lets you know the other person is in the bathroom.

one of the contestents says, "you hear it go in"
The bell dings and then the board turns over, "tinkle tinkle"

OK, good enough for now. But then the board gets whittled down to one answer that no one gets and the points are awarded.

Then when the last answer is turned over, it says, "plop plop".

Really? So someone says, "you hear it". And they aren't asked to be more specific.
So why would any of the other people risk saying that you can hear poop?

[Blake]

Yeah definitely not a kid friendly show

[SpursforSix]

Yeah definitely not a kid friendly show

Well...my point in the above story was more about how bad the judges are to not catch that.

But yeah...it's terrible as a family show. At least once per episode, there will be a question where the answer could be "penis" or "sex". And if the answer is "butt", that's not what it's going to say. "Fartbox" seems to be the preferred euphemism for one's behind. The only thing that makes it tolerable is Harvey's constantly pained facial expressions which convey that he's just in this for the gig and doesn't endorse the answers or questions and what the fuck happened to his career. He says all of that with an eye roll.

[Blake]

I'm seriously in the wrong business.


CEOs at the top 50 U.S. charities, including Samaritan’s Purse, earn in the $350,000 to $450,000 range, which makes [Franklin] Graham’s $622,000 salary from his aid organization alone about 40 percent to 50 percent higher than average, according to a Forbesstory. He receives the rest of his $258,000 compensation as CEO of the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association....

http://www.religionnews.com/2015/08/18/franklin-grahams-salary-raises-eyebrows-among-christian-nonprofits/

Smh non-profits. I need to start one.