You should tear up your man card if.....

[Spurtacular]

List your scenarios....

[Spurtacular]

...voted for Obama.
...you support Hillary Clinton.

[Saved By Zero]

Started this shitty thread

[Spurtacular]

Started this shitty thread

NYG

[DJR210]

:lol ^

[Smart Ass]

.....you've given up your burger and fries lifestyle.

[Reck]

:lol bringing your shitty political agenda to the club.

repub fag

[Avante]

....you call yourself Koolaid_ Man.

[Mog]

....you like to screw under aged asian chicks

[Spurtacular]

Not surprised by all the fuckery going on.

But ya'll should check the name of this place. It's called 'The Club'; not 'Under The Bridge.'

[Mog]

.....you've given up your burger and fries lifestyle.

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

:lol bringing your shitty political agenda to the club.

repub fag

http://rs690.pbsrc.com/albums/vv265/mercyjohnsoon/crying.gif~c200

[phyzik]

... you watched fifty shades of grey, even if it was with some chick you tried to score with.

[Avante]

....you like to screw under aged asian chicks

Under age? What was the legal age, oh yeah, ya don't know.

[DJR210]

:lol guilty conscience ^

[Avante]

:lol guilty conscience ^

Trust me little man, making it with professional hookers who got pissed if you didn't doesn't give anyone a guilty anything, you can't be this ignorant.

[SquawkinHawkBigCock]

How does one manage to make near 1,000 posts in a single month?

[Chinook]

How does one manage to make near 1,000 posts in a single month?
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=251276

[Koolaid_Man]

....your mama named you Larry.....

[Koolaid_Man]

.......you drive 300 miles to go on a quiet day fishing trip with DMC

[Koolaid_Man]

......your fingers look like pig feet...

[Koolaid_Man]

......you're 4'2 and talk a lot of shit

[Koolaid_Man]

.....you think that beautiful ass Walmart chic I accidentally raw dogged 5 times and fucked at least 2 dozen times is a tranny...

[Koolaid_Man]

...rock a confederate flag as your avatar but still on welfare

[Koolaid_Man]

....you wouldnt suck Maalox titties.....

[Koolaid_Man]

....Kori Ellis has never doted on you or paid you any attention or nick named you 2Kool....:toast thanks Kori baby...

[Koolaid_Man]

....you wouldnt do a menage-a-trois with Serena Williams and Ronda Rousey.....what a fucking hardcore sex experience that would be...fucking exhausting just thinking about them 2 in bed with me

[Koolaid_Man]

You dont think Kool would be a cool ass real life friend to have....

[Koolaid_Man]

....you're a backwards ass, country ass, non progressive ass, lying ass, secretly gay ass republican

[Koolaid_Man]

Cheer for a basketball player that has a tramp stamp, a tongue ring, clown tatoo on his upper back....bought another man a condo, hired a PI to tell him he was getting cucked, lost his wife to an illegal alien stripper, funded the illegal alien strippers new gym, lost his kids to the state, signed a prenup and still lost half as part of deal to not tell the world he's gay, business deals consist of being a grease monkey on the side, got cucked by a wine dealer for 25 Large, plays for the minimum to coattail rookies and younger players, has never repeated but has a 2nd 5th. :lol

[benefactor]

...you are a Mormon.

[Big Empty]

If a female calls you her BFF,Bestie, or Buddy

[Blake]

.....you think that beautiful ass Walmart chic I accidentally raw dogged 5 times and fucked at least 2 dozen times is a tranny...

Your Walmart chick has a man card

[hehateme]

.....you think that beautiful ass Walmart chic I accidentally raw dogged 5 times and fucked at least 2 dozen times is a tranny...

Will never let this down...DJ still living rent free months later.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/KoolsWhiteTrash_zpsdhsef5xe.pnghttp://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ltt1_zps2bac5c16.jpeg

[Spur-Addict]

......your fingers look like pig feet...

:lol

[DJR210]

Will never let this down...DJ still living rent free months later.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/KoolsWhiteTrash_zpsdhsef5xe.pnghttp://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ltt1_zps2bac5c16.jpeg

Yeah, this fool stays on my nuts :lol

[Insomniac]

....you post youtube videos in every damn thread and call yourself a music aficionado

[Blake]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ltt1_zps2bac5c16.jpeg

What is that in the back pocket? Is it a vape pipe?

[Silver&Black]

....You start three new threads every single day.

Koolaid_Man (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19058)

[cd021]

Going Vegetarian

Call a foul when you get cleanly blocked or stripped

[Fabbs]

You watch, or allow to be watched in your presence "Ellen".

[cd021]

If a female calls you her BFF,Bestie, or Buddy

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae159/draynes/friendzone-bacon-wrapped-media-17_zps12cba8f1.jpg
:lol

[Blake]

You watch, or allow to be watched in your presence "Ellen".

Or if you constantly start threads about celebrities

[Trainwreck2100]

Sports players are celebrities

[Blake]

Sports players are celebrities

Fapps knows I mean the Kardashian type

[Spurtacular]

If a female calls you her BFF,Bestie, or Buddy

Nothing wrong with the long game. Most guys don't have the chops for it though (and are ultimately pussies).

[Richard Cranium]

You order a salad at a Steakhouse.

[Spurtacular]

You drive a Prius.

[Insomniac]

You don't enjoy women's track events.
http://s.likes-media.com/img/5d65452fa27e9c46fd994778a0f7ea9a.600x.jpg

[DJR210]

You don't enjoy women's track events.
http://s.likes-media.com/img/5d65452fa27e9c46fd994778a0f7ea9a.600x.jpg

Holy shit, wow.. That's some grade A camera work :tu

[DJR210]

..Looks 33x better than Kool's tranny

[Koolaid_Man]

Holy shit, wow.. That's some grade A camera work :tu


Calm down you already have 8 STDs.....getting too excited gonna fuck around and catch your 9th....

[DJR210]

Calm down you already have 8 STDs.....getting too excited gonna fuck around and catch your 9th....

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn188/DJR210/ltt1_zpsk54w8egb.png

[cd021]

You don't enjoy women's track events.
http://s.likes-media.com/img/5d65452fa27e9c46fd994778a0f7ea9a.600x.jpg

On Woman's volleyball indoor or outdoors...

[man on wire]

You've never checked out a Playboy centerfold.