Yo mama

[Tres_Till_it_MHz]

Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"

[tw05baller]

yo mamma's so stupid, i said the drinks are on the house and she went to get a ladder

[ObiwanGinobili]

Yo mama is so dumb she asked me what time the 6 O'clock news comes on.

[Tres_Till_it_MHz]

yo mamma's so stupid, i said the drinks are on the house and she went to get a ladder

Ohhhh shit,

Yo mama's so dumb she thought St Ides was a Catholic church.

[spurs=bling]

yo mama is so dumb when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

[1Parker1]

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.


And my all time favorite:

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
:lmao :lmao

[SequSpur]

yo momma's like a Stop and Go. Open 24 hours.

[BigDaddyMatty]

yo mama's so fat she jumped up on a trampoline and got stuck.

[Tres_Till_it_MHz]

Yo mama's so stupid on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911

[The sone]

yo mama's so fat her blood type is gravy

[KEDA]

yo momma is so fat she needs a boomerang to put on her belt!

[NZHayden]

Yo momma's so stupid...when your daddy said it was chilly outside, your momma went and got a bowl!

[NZHayden]

your momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

[spurs=bling]

Yo momma's so stupid...when your daddy said it was chilly outside, your momma went and got a bowl!
:lol

[JamStone]

Yo mama so ugly, she makes a handsome man.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yo mama's so fat she uses two Greyhounds for rollerblades.

[NZHayden]

i'll show you grade one
your momma so smelly she attracts flies

[JamStone]

Yo mama so dumb, she admires Shaquille O'Neal for his vocabulary.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yo mama's so much of a whore she caught herpes and spread it to other people. Yeah!

[JamStone]

Yo mama so fat, she lives in Rhode Island ... ALLLLL of Rhode Island.

[Drachen]

yo mama's so fat her blood type is gravy

I hadnt heard that one before, I think this is now my favorite one. :lol

[Drachen]

Yo mama so dumb, she admires Shaquille O'Neal for his vocabulary.
Or Kmart for his grammer and syntax.

[Drachen]

Yo Mama's so fat that when she wears a Malcom X shirt, helicopters try to land on her.

[T Park]

yo momm'as so fat, i poured half a cup of water in the tub, and when she got in, it spilled out!!!

"Thank you Bernie Mac"

[T Park]

Yo momma's so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper.

[NZHayden]

your momma so smelly she makes the rubbish dump smell like britney's perfume range.


thats a pretty lame joke but i got it off the top of my head

[ZStomp]

Youre Momma so fat that everytime she wears a red t-shirt, all the neighborhood kids yell out, "Hey Kool-Aid!"


Your Momma so fat, her glamour shots were satellite photos!

:lmao

~Courtesy of the Sone

[jochhejaam]

Insensitive thread. :lol


Yo' mammas so fat that when she sat on a quarter a booger flew out of George Washington's nose.

Yo' mammas so fat that when she goes into a movie theatre she sits everywhere

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Yo mama's so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change.

Yo mama's so fat when she wears a blue shirt people try to put envelopes in her mouth.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow she spits butter.

Yo mama's so stupid it takes her 4 hours to watch "60 Minutes".

Yo mama's so ugly that she ain't going bald, her hairline's just running away from her face.

[sa_butta]

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Yo mama's so hairy that she had to hire a gardener cuz they the only ones who can trim that big of a bush.

[sa_butta]

Yo mama so old she was waitress at the last supper.

Yo mama so old her Social Security number has Roman Numerals.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Yo mama so stupid she stared a can of orange juice because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama's bref so stank people look forward to her farts.

[davi78239]

yo mama's so round when she falls on the ground she rocks herself to sleep trying to get up.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Yo mama's so dumb she can't cook minute rice.


Yo mama is so poor, you go in her front door and your in the backyard.


Yo mama is so fat .. when she sits down mountains appear in China.

[SpursWoman]

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have a doctor, she has a grounds keeper.

Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have love handles, she has a roll bar.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.

Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is the equator.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to wear a three piece bathing suit.

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, I tried to fuck her doggy style but I was just ridin' piggy back.

Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.

Yo mama' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.


Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit.

Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't just work one corner, she has to work all four.

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.

Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.

Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.

Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo mama's so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat buffet.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.

Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to fuck her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.

[Spurminator]

Your mother and I had sex last night.


OH SNAP!

[tekdragon]

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.

[Marklar MM]

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.


And my all time favorite:

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
:lmao :lmao

I just spit chips onto the keyboard. The problem is that it isnt even that funny. :smokin

[batman2883]

Yo momma is so fat when we were done having sex i rolled over three times and i was still on the bitch

[Marklar MM]

Yo mamas so fat, she can't fit through the door.

BURNNNNN

[batman2883]

your momma so fat she was standing in the middle of the street and cops came and said break it up break it up...

[batman2883]

yo momma's ass is so hairy it looks like don king is gonna come out it and say "only in america"

[Marklar MM]

Yo mamas so fat, that liposuction wouldn't even save her.

BURNNNNN 2

[batman2883]

yo momma so dumb, she went to the red lobster and ordered the never ending crabs instead of the never ending shrimp......burn!!!!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

Yo' mama's teeth are so yellow .. when she smiles traffic slows down.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Yo' mama's breath is so stank that when she coughs the EPA has to put out an Air Quality Alert.

[valluco]

Yo mama's so gap toothed that when she smiles it looks like her tounge is in jail.

[Boo]

Yo mama so fat, when she cut her leg, gravy spilled out.

[NZHayden]

Your mother and I had sex last night.


OH SNAP!

:lmao thats the best one so far