True Alphas Don't Take Grey Hound Buses and Leave Their Women Hanging

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol Holla at your boi Kool....I posted this before but this time the juxtiposition of Kobe The Alpha couldnt be clearer to this Beta....

Again....steps off a fucking bus....makes sure girl cant hold his hand....walks fast to avoid being seen as much as possible....hangs glasses from shirt like boy george....clips cell phone onto front pants like little Richard...girlfriend carries a shoe box while looking hurt.....:lol

Beta
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Mobile%20Uploads/516049783_JDG053_mediagallery-page_zpsndk7l7d8.jpg



Alpha

Holds cell phone in right hand like a playa...wears glasses on his face like a man...holds his wife hand like a boss....and strolls through LAX to fly first class...aint none of this grey hound bus shit...:lol
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Mobile%20Uploads/Kobe-Vanessa-Bryant%201_zpsx3tektk0.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

Ohh I forgot.,Alphas also dont carry luggage they buy new shit as needed..:lmao @ Tammy...

[Koolaid_Man]

Oohh I forgot again., Alphas also wear their own brand.....:lmao

[Thread]

The Summer of Kool

[Koolaid_Man]

The Summer of Kool


:lmao:toast

[SquawkinHawkBigCock]

Do alpha's post 36,000 times on a message board for a team they don't follow

[Koolaid_Man]

Do alpha's post 36,000 times on a message board for a team they don't follow


No....glad it doesn't apply....whew.....

[DMC]

The Summer of Kool
Off Season is your only time to come outside Dale. You're in the reading room or couched during the season, afraid to look.

[Thread]

Off Season is your only time to come outside Dale. You're in the reading room or couched during the season, afraid to look.

Evening, Shits.

[DMC]

TEAM ROSTER


NO. (http://espn.go.com/nba/team/roster/_/name/lal/sort/jersey/order/false/los-angeles-lakers)
NAME (http://espn.go.com/nba/team/roster/_/name/lal/order/false/los-angeles-lakers)
POS
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WT (http://espn.go.com/nba/team/roster/_/name/lal/sort/weight/order/false/los-angeles-lakers)
COLLEGE
2015-2016 SALARY


30
Brandon Bass (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2745/brandon-bass)
PF
30
6-8
250
LSU
$3,000,000


28
Tarik Black (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2528393/tarik-black)
C
23
6-9
250
Kansas
$845,059


12
Vander Blue (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2531039/vander-blue)
SG
23
6-4
200
Marquette



5
Carlos Boozer (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/1703/carlos-boozer)
PF
33
6-9
258
Duke



3
Anthony Brown (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2531362/anthony-brown)
SF
22
6-7
210
Stanford
$700,000


15
Jabari Brown (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2580784/jabari-brown)
SG
22
6-4
215
Missouri
$845,059


24
Kobe Bryant (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/110/kobe-bryant)
SG
36
6-6
212

$25,000,000


20
Dwight Buycks (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/6503/dwight-buycks)
PG
26
6-3
190
Marquette



6
Jordan Clarkson (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2528426/jordan-clarkson)
PG
23
6-5
185
Missouri
$845,059


55
Roy Hibbert (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3436/roy-hibbert)
C
28
7-2
270
Georgetown
$15,592,217


--
Jonathan Holmes (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2594882/jonathan-holmes)
F
22
6-9
242
Texas



4
Ryan Kelly (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2488651/ryan-kelly)
PF
24
6-11
230
Duke
$1,724,250


7
Larry Nance Jr. (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2580365/larry-nance-jr.)
PF
22
6-9
230
Wyoming
$1,155,600


30
Julius Randle (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3064514/julius-randle)
PF
20
6-9
250
Kentucky
$3,132,240


1
D'Angelo Russell (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3136776/d'angelo-russell)
PG
19
6-5
195
Ohio State
$5,103,120


50
Robert Sacre (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/6620/robert-sacre)
C
26
7-0
270
Gonzaga
$981,348


23
Louis Williams (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2799/louis-williams)
SG
28
6-1
175

$7,000,000


0
Nick Young (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3243/nick-young)
SF
30
6-7
210
USC
$5,219,169

[313]

Vanessa is one ugly broad though

[Arcadian]

Tim is his own man. Kobe is just another cultural tool.

[Thread]

Tim is his own man. Kobe is just another cultural tool.

You should go back and fuck your mother some more.

[DJR210]

:cry why doesn't he hold her hand :cry

Faggot.

[MolaMola790]

I know a lot of this board revolves around trolling and grasping at straws but this may be the most dumb thing I've seen on here yet.

[Thread]

I know a lot of this board revolves around trolling and grasping at straws but this may be the most dumb thing I've seen on here yet.

That's because you've only been here two years. The other years you spent hiding upstairs.

[Brazil]

dude... nobody gives a shit

[Koolaid_Man]

dude... nobody gives a shit


To homo or not to homo..that is the question :lol

[Biernutz]

Many Laker fans are questioning Tim's friendship with a collage roommate when he was living with Amy in collage.
Tim has friends and is a likable person as his being voted "teammate of the year". Only NBA players could vote
for this award. This is a situation that Laker fan is not familiar with. Having a likable superstar with friends. I can
see how Laker fan can't grasp the concept of friends as Kobe has none. No Star will play with him. Kobe is a loner
who has no friends, so Laker fan assumes wrong that if you have a friend you must be gay. This speaks volumes
as to how Laker fan thinks and acts. So that must mean that Laker fans have no friends but if they do
they must be gay................

[Thread]

Many Laker fans are questioning Tim's friendship with a collage roommate when he was living with Amy in collage.
Tim has friends and is a likable person as his being voted "teammate of the year". Only NBA players could vote
for this award. This is a situation that Laker fan is not familiar with. Having a likable superstar with friends. I can
see how Laker fan can't grasp the concept of friends as Kobe has none. No Star will play with him. Kobe is a loner
who has no friends, so Laker fan assumes wrong that if you have a friend you must be gay. This speaks volumes
as to how Laker fan thinks and acts. So that must mean that Laker fans have no friends but if they do
they must be gay................

Hey, Bier, go back and fuck your mother some more.

[Biernutz]

Hey, Bier, go back and fuck your mother some more.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/bag_zps1df11680.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

Many Laker fans are questioning Tim's friendship with a collage roommate when he was living with Amy in collage.
Tim has friends and is a likable person as his being voted "teammate of the year". Only NBA players could vote
for this award. This is a situation that Laker fan is not familiar with. Having a likable superstar with friends. I can
see how Laker fan can't grasp the concept of friends as Kobe has none. No Star will play with him. Kobe is a loner
who has no friends, so Laker fan assumes wrong that if you have a friend you must be gay. This speaks volumes
as to how Laker fan thinks and acts. So that must mean that Laker fans have no friends but if they do
they must be gay................


Fuck buying a nikka a condo after your wife kicks him out....lets simplify this for context..

When's the last time you bought your friend a tooth brush, a pair of Haynes, a shaving kit, some cologne.....you get my point right? Totally gay and inappropriate similiar to buying a fucking condo after wifey kicks him out..inexcusable tbh

[Biernutz]

Fuck buying a nikka a condo after your wife kicks him out....lets simplify this for context..

When's the last time you bought your friend a tooth brush, a pair of Haynes, a shaving kit, some cologne.....you get my point right? Totally gay and inappropriate similiar to buying a fucking condo after wifey kicks him out..inexcusable tbh

When is the last time you signed a contract that made you a multi millionaire? It sounds like
Laker fan thinks he bought a condo in Beverly Hills. Flash to Calif. .....things are cheaper
past your state line. A condo is nothing for a roommate from a multi-millionaire friend.

[Thread]

When is the last time you signed a contract that made you a multi millionaire? It sounds like
Laker fan thinks he bought a condo in Beverly Hills. Flash to Calif. .....things are cheaper
past your state line. A condo is nothing for a roommate from a multi-millionaire friend.

Boiled down:::

Duncan fucks men.

Bier fucks his mother.

[I. Hustle]

Yeah! Because alpha is cuffin' your chick.

How are you still a Laker fan? Shouldn't you have moved on by now? To the Warriors or Cavs or something?

[I. Hustle]

Boiled down:::

Duncan fucks men but wins games.

Bier fucks his mother.

fify

[Biernutz]

Boiled down:::

Duncan fucks men.

Bier fucks his mother.

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/bag_zps1df11680.jpg

[Thread]

fify

Only pussies & assholes edit another member's post.

[Thread]

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/bag_zps1df11680.jpg

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

[I. Hustle]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/52888006.jpg

[Thread]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/52888006.jpg

That's because you're a pussy & asshole.

[TDMVPDPOY]

true alphas dont snitch

[I. Hustle]

That's because you're a pussy & asshole.

https://escritoporcoquito.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/rude.jpg?w=640

[Thread]

^Just checkin' assholes.

[Spurtacular]

TEAM ROSTER


NO. (http://espn.go.com/nba/team/roster/_/name/lal/sort/jersey/order/false/los-angeles-lakers)
NAME (http://espn.go.com/nba/team/roster/_/name/lal/order/false/los-angeles-lakers)
POS
AGE (http://espn.go.com/nba/team/roster/_/name/lal/sort/age/order/false/los-angeles-lakers)
HT (http://espn.go.com/nba/team/roster/_/name/lal/sort/height/order/false/los-angeles-lakers)
WT (http://espn.go.com/nba/team/roster/_/name/lal/sort/weight/order/false/los-angeles-lakers)
COLLEGE
2015-2016 SALARY


30
Brandon Bass (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2745/brandon-bass)
PF
30
6-8
250
LSU
$3,000,000


28
Tarik Black (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2528393/tarik-black)
C
23
6-9
250
Kansas
$845,059


12
Vander Blue (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2531039/vander-blue)
SG
23
6-4
200
Marquette



5
Carlos Boozer (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/1703/carlos-boozer)
PF
33
6-9
258
Duke



3
Anthony Brown (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2531362/anthony-brown)
SF
22
6-7
210
Stanford
$700,000


15
Jabari Brown (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2580784/jabari-brown)
SG
22
6-4
215
Missouri
$845,059


24
Kobe Bryant (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/110/kobe-bryant)
SG
36
6-6
212

$25,000,000


20
Dwight Buycks (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/6503/dwight-buycks)
PG
26
6-3
190
Marquette



6
Jordan Clarkson (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2528426/jordan-clarkson)
PG
23
6-5
185
Missouri
$845,059


55
Roy Hibbert (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3436/roy-hibbert)
C
28
7-2
270
Georgetown
$15,592,217


--
Jonathan Holmes (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2594882/jonathan-holmes)
F
22
6-9
242
Texas



4
Ryan Kelly (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2488651/ryan-kelly)
PF
24
6-11
230
Duke
$1,724,250


7
Larry Nance Jr. (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2580365/larry-nance-jr.)
PF
22
6-9
230
Wyoming
$1,155,600


30
Julius Randle (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3064514/julius-randle)
PF
20
6-9
250
Kentucky
$3,132,240


1
D'Angelo Russell (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3136776/d'angelo-russell)
PG
19
6-5
195
Ohio State
$5,103,120


50
Robert Sacre (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/6620/robert-sacre)
C
26
7-0
270
Gonzaga
$981,348


23
Louis Williams (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2799/louis-williams)
SG
28
6-1
175

$7,000,000


0
Nick Young (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3243/nick-young)
SF
30
6-7
210
USC
$5,219,169




They kept the anti-Kobe (Nick Young)?

[DMC]

The salary at least.

[baseline bum]

Boiled down:::

Magic gets fucked by men.

Bier fucks his mother.

fify sonny