:lol Texans

[benefactor]

H:lolyer announced as the starter.

[Pelicans78]

Should have drafted Mett. Mallete has physical tools but is a mental midget. Hoyer is meh.

[benefactor]

Only Houston football can ruin your Monday before a meaningful snap is ever played. Be sure you pay your respects to my liver before leaving.

[Kyle Orton]

Only Houston football can ruin your Monday before a meaningful snap is ever played. Be sure you pay your respects to my liver before leaving.
The skins used to do this to me every year until I stopped giving a fuck and stopped buying into the big name offseason acquisition hype used to generate interest

this is the least I've cared entering a footba season in a long time tbh

[djohn2oo8]

Only Houston football can ruin your Monday before a meaningful snap is ever played. Be sure you pay your respects to my liver before leaving.

Im giving O'Brien the benefit of the doubt. He won 9 games with Fitzpatrick and made him have a 95 passer rating.

[djohn2oo8]

Only Houston football can ruin your Monday before a meaningful snap is ever played. Be sure you pay your respects to my liver before leaving.

Btw, did you want Mallet starting?

[Robz4000]

:lol at least your starting QB isn't Kraep

[benefactor]

Btw, did you want Mallet starting?
I thought Mallett would be more than he is. I never worried much about the team signing Hoyer because I always thought he'd be the backup. Well once the rubber hit the road we find out that all we have on the team is backups because Mallett couldn't play well enough to beat Hoyer out. No Foster, no QB...this offense is going to be a dumpster fire. As good as it is, I don't even know if the defense can save this team. They are going to spend the whole fucking game on the field.

[djohn2oo8]

I thought Mallett would be more than he is. I never worried much about the team signing Hoyer because I always thought he'd be the backup. Well once the rubber hit the road we find out that all we have on the team is backups because Mallett couldn't play well enough to beat Hoyer out. No Foster, no QB...this offense is going to be a dumpster fire. As good as it is, I don't even know if the defense can save this team. They are going to spend the whole fucking game on the field.
That's why they should have taken an RB in the draft. Foster never stays healthy. That is on them. Blue is hot garbage.

[spurraider21]

Mettenberger already looks like what Mallet wishes he could become

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol wasting jj watts prime

[Silver&Black]

For benefactor's liver...

http://2dopeboyz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/20110428-EAZYE.jpg

[Chris]

:lol at least your starting QB isn't Kraep

:lol

[weebo]

Well this fucking sucks. I recently heard Hoyer say that his game has a "take what the defense gives him" approach. In other words, don't expect him to make plays to to win you games.

[benefactor]

Well this fucking sucks. I recently heard Hoyer say that his game has a "take what the defense gives him" approach. In other words, don't expect him to make plays to to win you games.
He's basically a Fitz reboot. Fitz might actually be better.

[djohn2oo8]

Well this fucking sucks. I recently heard Hoyer say that his game has a "take what the defense gives him" approach. In other words, don't expect him to make plays to to win you games.

He was brought in to basically be a game manager just like Fitzpatrick.

[weebo]

He was brought in to basically be a game manager just like Fitzpatrick.

In other words, suck at offense. Great.

[chunticakes]

Do you all ever miss Schaub?

[benefactor]

Do you all ever miss Schaub?
Healthy Schaub was actually really good. The injury did him in.

[The Gemini Method]

Well, Hard Knocks just got a little less interesting. At least they have JJ and SteroidCushing for the entertainment...

[spurraider21]

Healthy Schaub was actually really good. The injury did him in.
Except for his patented one shitty unexplainable interception per game thing, even when he was at his best

[Silver&Black]

:lmao The Matt Schaub "Pick 6" Burger

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Mskx2W89--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/191yqp9ushugijpg.jpg

[TXstbobcat]

:lmao The Matt Schaub "Pick 6" Burger

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Mskx2W89--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/191yqp9ushugijpg.jpg

:lmao

[benefactor]

Except for his patented one shitty unexplainable interception per game thing, even when he was at his best
Yeah...he wasn't clutch...but healthy Schaub is better than the dogshit currently occupying the QB spot. I'd rather see if Schaub could overcome his clutch demons instead of relying on Fitzpatrick Jr. and the Lurch the Entitled Faggot who can't beat him out.

[benefactor]

Now supposedly Mallett was late to practice and got sent home. Christ almighty this is turning into a clusterfuck and we haven't even made it to the third preseason game.

[spurraider21]

he overslept :lol

and after this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v8WW6dsGmk

[benefactor]

:lolverslept...he's being a fucking crybaby now to go along with being an entitled faggot.

Fucking hell.

[Robz4000]

Trade for Tebow imo

[Pauly D]

Decision isn't looking so bad now tbh. And no, Fitzpatrick isn't as good. Mechanics and stats aside, Fitz even had a worse demeanor about him. Unenthused and completely unphased even when he made a bad play. Hoyer is a little younger, better career so far, and actually seems like he wants to be there and improve


That's why they should have taken an RB in the draft. Foster never stays healthy. That is on them. Blue is hot garbage.

They had a weak secondary and Johnson is looking great. There's always more holes to fill

[benefactor]

:lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

Bradley for O'Brien

[unleashbaynes]

What a great organization

[Chris]

Man they fell fast, went from Superbowl favorites to cellar dweller overnight

[Caltex2]

I'd love to be a has been franchise like the Cowboys. And don't take that as an insult, it's better than being a never was and probably never will be like the Texans.

[djohn2oo8]

Trash organization. Stems from the trash owner.

[djohn2oo8]

Bradley for O'Brien

You can have Mallet and Hoyer too.

[gambit1990]

:lol

[TXstbobcat]

Foster out for the year. He has probably played his last down of football as a Houston Texan.

[benefactor]

Foster out for the year. He has probably played his last down of football as a Houston Texan.
We can only hope.

[spurraider21]

We can only hope.
who woulda thought a Carr could have been the solution for the texans

[Robz4000]

:lol ruined his career with that hipster diet

[benefactor]

who woulda thought a Carr could have been the solution for the texans
:lol our faggot ass GM being scared of his last name

[spurraider21]

:lol our faggot ass GM being scared of his last name
could have gotten him at the top of the 2nd instead of that ucla guard, smh. they were probably hoping bridgewater fell and then vikings moved up at the end of the first

[benefactor]

:lol ruined his career with that hipster diet
:lol prepping for the season with his brother
:lol "he knows my body"
:lol hurt every year

[spurraider21]

god striking down foster for coming out as atheist :lol

[TXstbobcat]

could have gotten him at the top of the 2nd instead of that ucla guard, smh. they were probably hoping bridgewater fell and then vikings moved up at the end of the first

Texans have pissed away so many 2nd, 3rd and 4th round picks on guys no longer with the team.

[Will Hunting]

:lol prepping for the season with his brother
:lol "he knows my body"
:lol hurt every year

Iirc doesn't Arian Foster do CrossFit? That's probably why he keeps getting hurt :lol

[Raven]

who woulda thought a Carr could have been the solution for the texans

i did tbh

[spurraider21]

i did tbh
thank god for his brother. dropped his draft value just enough for us to land him :lol

[DPG21920]

Despite what people say about Foster, he has been a great RB. It really does suck to see all of these injuries - especially non contact. Jordy, Dez, Charles & now Foster.

I know HOU fans are probably tired and ready to move on, but Foster has been a talented bright spot for a lot of years. RIP

[spurraider21]

:lol

https://i.gyazo.com/b5627da9996e8373316e8ad38403c91a.png

[Avante]

Despite what people say about Foster, he has been a great RB. It really does suck to see all of these injuries - especially non contact. Jordy, Dez, Charles & now Foster.

I know HOU fans are probably tired and ready to move on, but Foster has been a talented bright spot for a lot of years. RIP

Any NFL back with over 6000 yards with a 4.5 average per carry, is a stud. He always reminds me of Chris Warren, he has that "glide".

[benefactor]

:lol

https://i.gyazo.com/b5627da9996e8373316e8ad38403c91a.png
http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/82/76/7ce202128a7ff96e1e1d0bb1132416f2-port-a-potties-on-fire.jpg

[Raven]

how low can they get? cleveland level of low?

[benefactor]

Mallett officially gone. Looks like TJ Yates is coming back. What's hilarious is he'll likely walk in as the best QB on the roster.:lol

[spurraider21]

It's a shame schaub wasn't available