Films that women will never understand

[AlexJones]

I'll start with an obvious one:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/2/12/1392225134838/THE-GODFATHER-PART-II-010.jpg

[Benoit]

so pretty much every film that requires an attention span that lasts from start to finish

[mrsmaalox]

I understand that stupid men like to think that their taste in movies reflects how they are real smart.

[Chris]

https://s15-us2.ixquick.com/cgi-bin/serveimage?url=http:%2F%2Fwww.starpulse.com%2Fnews %2Fmedia%2Ffightclub10feat.jpg&sp=b19030bccb933e3b473f470bf40c04c0

[Pauly D]

/tv/ thread

[Pauly D]

Obviously Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

[Chris]

https://s15-us2.ixquick.com/cgi-bin/serveimage?url=http:%2F%2Fwww.yourfaceisa.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2Fsandlot.jpg&sp=d1be13bf2b8de189f7fdaaff6f88e9b5

[Chris]

https://s16-us2.ixquick.com/cgi-bin/serveimage?url=http:%2F%2Fwww.toledoblade.com%2Fim age%2F2011%2F03%2F23%2F800x_b1_cCM_z%2FStand-by-Me.jpg&sp=6cbda6183bfc5e54d997a642d37b9f5f

[Trainwreck2100]

Goodfellas

[Smart Ass]

Please enter movie name here:_____________________.

[AlexJones]

http://static.rogerebert.com/uploads/movie/movie_poster/the-prestige-2007/large_5MXyQfz8xUP3dIFPTubhTsbFY6N.jpg

[spurraider21]

"What Women Want"

jokes aside, how could you have fight club and taxi driver on this list :lol... girls love both those movies

[AlexJones]

http://static.rogerebert.com/uploads/movie/movie_poster/taxi-driver-1976/large_7QgyUVIwo20tduM4yf43zjaGMbK.jpg

[AlexJones]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d6/True_romance.jpg

[AlexJones]

http://static.rogerebert.com/uploads/movie/movie_poster/no-country-for-old-men-2007/large_6o0UWX2naW7HK45PDNYmoMIk5qs.jpg

[AlexJones]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519BX3C9VAL.jpg

[spurraider21]

There Will Be Blood

[JoeTait75]

Any of the classic Walter Hill movies (The Warriors, Southern Comfort, 48 HRS, Extreme Prejudice.)

[lefty]

American Psycho

"Why is Bruce Wayne killing everybody ? and why is he wearing a raincoat when he kills the Joker? "

[mrsmaalox]

"What Women Want"

jokes aside, how could you have fight club and taxi driver on this list :lol... girls love both those movies

In case you haven't figured it out yet....most of these guys don't know any women :lol

[AlexJones]

"Girls love both those movies"

Sure, they might love it. But they won't fully understand it. Ayyyyyyy

[TravisBickle]

http://static.rogerebert.com/uploads/movie/movie_poster/taxi-driver-1976/large_7QgyUVIwo20tduM4yf43zjaGMbK.jpg

You talkin' to me?

[AlexJones]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41zUdUdNrwL._SX940_.jpg

[pgardn]

https://s15-us2.ixquick.com/cgi-bin/serveimage?url=http:%2F%2Fwww.yourfaceisa.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2Fsandlot.jpg&sp=d1be13bf2b8de189f7fdaaff6f88e9b5

My wife loved this movie.

Ya killing me Chris.

This is so Americanna.

[Bender]

Monty Python movies

[Silver&Black]

Monty Python movies


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM9Bynjh2Lk

[apalisoc_9]

I'm not sure...Girls love fight club tbh :lol

Serously, many women have manly taste in movies..

lol pretty sure lots of women love American Psycho. :lol

[Pauly D]

My wife loved this movie.

Ya killing me Chris.

This is so Americanna.

For fuck's sake he isn't talking about "enjoying" he's talking about "understanding." And while I think this thread is a bit of a joke, there are some movies that fall in that category of movies women probably can't appreciate as much as men. The only ones I'd genuinely include are Stand By Me, The Sandlot, Lawrence of Arabia, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, Gallipoli, Fight Club. I'm sure there's more. It's no coincidence all of these don't have any themes of romance and focus heavily on male comradery.

[Biernutz]

Scarface, Platoon, Dirty Harry, The Wild Bunch, Gladiator, Hurt Locker

[Chris]

For fuck's sake he isn't talking about "enjoying" he's talking about "understanding." And while I think this thread is a bit of a joke, there are some movies that fall in that category of movies women probably can't appreciate as much as men. The only ones I'd genuinely include are Stand By Me, The Sandlot, Lawrence of Arabia, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, Gallipoli, Fight Club. I'm sure there's more. It's no coincidence all of these don't have any themes of romance and focus heavily on male comradery.

Exactly. I'm talking about understanding the movie as a guy, not some higher intelligence. This thread is a good example of people getting offended over nothing imo

[AlexJones]

Leo's best performance coming thru
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/Shutterislandposter.jpg




The Washington Post (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Washington_Post) film critic Ann Hornaday negatively described Shutter Island as being "weird".

[AlexJones]

I'm not sure...Girls love fight club tbh :lol

Serously, many women have manly taste in movies..

lol pretty sure lots of women love American Psycho. :lol

Again, taste isn't the big issue here, it's the complete n comprehensive understanding of the film itself.

Maalox probably watched Godfather II and treated it like a good flick

[spurraider21]

yeah it takes a real man's man to understand fight club. OMG THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON. FUCK CORPORATIONS

[Chris]

Leo's best performance coming thru
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/Shutterislandposter.jpg




The Washington Post (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Washington_Post) film critic Ann Hornaday negatively described Shutter Island as being "weird".

Love that movie; the Boston accents, the twists, the tragic ending. Great suspense movie

[spurraider21]

shutter island was fuckin amazing

[pgardn]

For fuck's sake he isn't talking about "enjoying" he's talking about "understanding." And while I think this thread is a bit of a joke, there are some movies that fall in that category of movies women probably can't appreciate as much as men. The only ones I'd genuinely include are Stand By Me, The Sandlot, Lawrence of Arabia, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, Gallipoli, Fight Club. I'm sure there's more. It's no coincidence all of these don't have any themes of romance and focus heavily on male comradery.

Pauly (my Jersey pinhead ) some girls don't play with dolls when they are young, they actually get out in the dirt and get into trouble. For Fucks sakes The Sandlot is about kids being resourceful, inventing games, and creating imaginary mean people. It's a kids story ya Jersey meathead. And Yes, there are still Tomboys.

[pgardn]

shutter island was fuckin amazing

I got led around on that one. Quite incredible.

[pgardn]

Monty Python movies

Now this belongs imo.

For some reason absurd humor does not seem to appeal to most American women.
Most of the girls/women I know who like MP are a bit nerdy. This is interesting.

[apalisoc_9]

Again, taste isn't the big issue here, it's the complete n comprehensive understanding of the film itself.

Maalox probably watched Godfather II and treated it like a good flick

Sure, but you can say the same thing with dumbass penises.

I don't really know what kind of women you guys hang out with, but there's some smart Vaginas out there..:lol

[Vagina]

Sure, but you can say the same thing with dumbass penises.

I don't really know what kind of women you guys hang out with, but there's some smart Vaginas out there..:lol

Damn right.

[Pauly D]

yeah it takes a real man's man to understand fight club. OMG THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON. FUCK CORPORATIONS

Yep, that's what it's about


Pauly (my Jersey pinhead ) some girls don't play with dolls when they are young, they actually get out in the dirt and get into trouble.

Too bad you're talking about a minority. I understand liberals loathe generalizations and gender normative behavior is a new hot topic but you can't argue against biology. Get over it

*pro-tip: I'm not actually Pauly D or from Jersey*


Sure, but you can say the same thing with dumbass penises.

I don't really know what kind of women you guys hang out with, but there's some smart Vaginas out there..:lol

Jeez yall are some white knight losers. This isn't about intelligence. Film is art and every kind of art is better interpreted and appreciated by certain people more than others

[mrsmaalox]

Jeez yall are some white knight losers. This isn't about intelligence. Film is art and every kind of art is better interpreted and appreciated by certain people more than others

You guys who keep using the word "understand" are the ones making it about intelligence. Maybe start saying that there are some films that women can't relate to and I'll agree. But you guys are still pretty wrong with the films you are naming. I've been a Monty Python fan most of my life and I've seen and liked (and even understood!!!) every film you all have mentioned. Gallipoli and Lawrence of Arabia are on my top 10 favorite films of all time. And while I cannot personally relate to the experience between men fighting a war, you can't either---unless you have fought in a war next to other guys. I know you all can't necessarily personally relate to Bridget Jones' Diary, but I know you are capable of understanding it.

[I. Hustle]

I understand that stupid men like to think that their taste in movies reflects how they are real smart.

Maa, it's not that. Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan. I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
Damn!

[mrsmaalox]

Maa, it's not that. Why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan. I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
Damn!

Oh shut up, let's go shoe shopping!!

[I. Hustle]

Oh shut up, let's go shoe shopping!!

I'm down. LOL
I need some more running shoes and some just kickin' it shoes.

[AlexJones]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mps0mJ9Gv80

Maalox: "OMG how tragic is it for Leo to regress!!! Lobotomy nooooo"

[mrsmaalox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mps0mJ9Gv80

Maalox: "OMG how tragic is it for Leo to regress!!! Lobotomy nooooo"

You sure like talking out of your ass huh? :lol

[vy65]

yeah it takes a real man's man to understand fight club. OMG THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON. FUCK CORPORATIONS

Shitty superficial take. One of FC's themes is about the loss of and attempt to regain male identity. Think of lines like, "our fathers were our models for god, if our father's bailed, what does that tell you about god," or the middle children of history monologue.

[Pick of Destiny]

My old lady doesn't need to understand a movie to enjoy it.

[Spurminator]

yeah it takes a real man's man to understand fight club. OMG THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON. FUCK CORPORATIONS

:lol

[CitizenDwayne]

Can't think of any and I don't really get the premise of this thread tbh

[AlexJones]

films that men will never understand


http://strategylab.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bridesmaids-the-movie.jpg

[DMC]

Rhonda Rousey really fucked with some heads here.

[pgardn]

Yep, that's what it's about



Too bad you're talking about a minority. I understand liberals loathe generalizations and gender normative behavior is a new hot topic but you can't argue against biology. Get over it

*pro-tip: I'm not actually Pauly D or from Jersey*





Biology... Sure Pawhly.


Nawhhh ?

My worldview is founded upon pure fallacy. What to do...
Can you give me some pro tips on how to handle the family upstairs?

[Kim Jong-il]

yeah it takes a real man's man to understand fight club. OMG THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON. FUCK CORPORATIONS
:lmao
I HATE SOCIETAL PRESSURE FOR MEN TO MAKE MONEY AND BE SUCCESSFUL, LET'S BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHER IN PROTEST!

[Kim Jong-il]

Considering all the retards who went out and started their own copycat fight clubs, I'm not sure men understand that movie either.

[Pauly D]

Biology... Sure Pawhly.


Nawhhh ?

My worldview is founded upon pure fallacy. What to do...
Can you give me some pro tips on how to handle the family upstairs?

Lol you know I'm not actually a reality star
Lol you're insulting that reality star as if it were me

So are you just an awful shit talker or do you actually think I'm a fan of his and it's a way to get to me?

[Pauly D]

Can you give me some pro tips on how to handle the family upstairs?

First let's work on getting your posts right before clicking "submit"

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[spurraider21]

you just an awful shit talker


First let's work on getting your posts right before clicking "submit"

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pot meet kettle

[Pauly D]

pot meet kettle

Explain

[spurraider21]

Explain
accuse somebody of poor smack talk

resort to "lol you edit your post" smack talk

[Trainwreck2100]

films that men will never understand


http://strategylab.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bridesmaids-the-movie.jpg

i understand they were kind enough to make sure the fat one had sleeves.

[Pauly D]

accuse somebody of poor smack talk

resort to "lol you edit your post" smack talk

That was my second post. I can pick the low hanging fruit if I already said something else.

You're trying too hard

[pgardn]

First let's work on getting your posts right before clicking "submit"

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Kinda like you posting two in a row?

You are a Fck up... Any more pro tips Pauly?