Week 1 College Football Thread sponsored by Ashley Madison

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Looks like Stanford won't be in next weeks Top 25.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

4 plays 99 yard drive in less than 2 minutes by Brigham Young University. :wow

[TheCultOfPersonality]

:lol Texas-El Paso making that scrub Brandon Allen look like the 2nd coming of Andrew Luck.

[td4mvp2k]

lmao penn st

[td4mvp2k]

hackenberg=7th rd

[Silver&Black]

Damn TheCultOfPersonality and dirk4mvp .....

76-3? Really? Gave them Skyhawks something to think about for the rest of the year. They'll have nightmares about that ass-whipping tonight...

[djohn2oo8]

NRG stadium is packed as fuck.

[td4mvp2k]

dem Mormons :lmao

[Silver&Black]

:worthy: BYU

God, I love college football.

[Big Dog]

BYU has some luck from the spaghetti man.

[td4mvp2k]

hook em :toast

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Indiana upsets Southern Illinois

[Big Dog]

First of many :lol Texas from me.


:lol Texas

[benefactor]

Shit that oline for ND is the truth

[Big Dog]

:lol Texas

[Big Dog]

:lol Texas

[leemajors]

this gonna get ugly

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Not even 95 yards can stop Notre Dame.

[jeebus]

:lol Texas

[Big Dog]

Texas is getting cucked hard

[jeebus]

#FreeMackBrown

[FkLA]

jesus christ UT-Austin sucks

[unleashbaynes]

What the fuck. Texas is an embarraesment. ND is such a fucking overrated team too.

[Big Dog]

jesus christ UT-Austin sucks
UTSA would beat Texas, tbh..

[Blake]

A&M clearly outclassing ASU on both sides of ball, but letting them hang around

[TheCultOfPersonality]

4th and inches Derek Henry up the middle for a 37 yard touchdown. Just poor inside tackling by Wisconsin.

[Big Dog]

:lmao Texas

[Pelicans78]

A&M clearly outclassing ASU on both sides of ball, but letting them hang around

Why aren't you wearing ASU's tag?

[Big Dog]

Jefferson for Ut is nice tho..

[Big Dog]

Probably the only alpha on that bitch team.

[Biggems]

The Texas OL is swiss cheese. The Texas secondary is swiss cheese. Swoopes plays like the smelly stuff that is squeezed out from your colon. The D needs to do a better job of staying at home and not over-pursuing.

ND should have been called for delay of game on that first TD pass. The play clock was at 0 before the ball was snapped.

The horsecollar penalty didn't look like a horsecollar live or on replay.

[Lebron4MVP]

Why is USC ranked 8th to start the year? What have they done to earn that? They finished last year 19th and won the fucking Holiday Bowl last season. They have not been a top 10 team for a long ass time. :lmao:lmao

[benefactor]

Looking like a young team vs a ranked team on the road. We'll see if they can string a couple of drives together in the second half.

[Biggems]

I am so sick of Swoopes and his deer in the headlights nonsense. He has no pocket presence, no elusiveness when he is running, he doesn't know how to scramble and keep his head up to find open receivers. He is a waste of time and space.

Put Heard in and allow him to lead us the rest of the way.

[Biggems]

kicker made the fg twice, but that stupid TO nonsense just before the kick and then he misses the 3rd.

I wish college would use the NFL rule of only being able to call one timeout.

[FkLA]

damn A&M has another JFF tbh

[djohn2oo8]

Smh Arizona State. How were they ranked 15?

[benefactor]

Burt :tu...then Swoopes ruins it because he can't throw a simple crossing pattern.

[Biggems]

We are on the board.............YES

btw, we should have thrown it on 2nd down after that long pass

[playblair]

play kris boyd..........................

[Blake]

Why aren't you wearing ASU's tag?

Ah, i got lazy

[benefactor]

Secondary is getting some extra conditioning this week.

[Biggems]

How long is this fucking pathetic, anemic Texas offense going to plague us. Football season is my favorite time of year, but the Longhorns offense makes me hate watching my favorite college team.

I can deal with losing. What I can't deal with is the hopelessness I feel as a fan, knowing this offense is the very definition of SUCK. Basically the Horns run what is known as The Anti-Offense.

Ever since the loss to Alabama, this offense has been an eyesore. I cannot believe they have stunk up the field for over half a decade, with little to no improvement. it doesn't help when Charlie Weak is so damn ultra conservative.

[td4mvp2k]

BS call on ASU

[FkLA]

UTSA and Texas State putting up better fights on the road against ranked teams than UT-Austin. :lol

[djohn2oo8]

How long is this fucking pathetic, anemic Texas offense going to plague us. Football season is my favorite time of year, but the Longhorns offense makes me hate watching my favorite college team.

I can deal with losing. What I can't deal with is the hopelessness I feel as a fan, knowing this offense is the very definition of SUCK. Basically the Horns run what is known as The Anti-Offense.

Ever since the loss to Alabama, this offense has been an eyesore. I cannot believe they have stunk up the field for over half a decade, with little to no improvement. it doesn't help when Charlie Weak is so damn ultra conservative.

Strong probably won't last the year.

[benefactor]

How long is this fucking pathetic, anemic Texas offense going to plague us. Football season is my favorite time of year, but the Longhorns offense makes me hate watching my favorite college team.

I can deal with losing. What I can't deal with is the hopelessness I feel as a fan, knowing this offense is the very definition of SUCK. Basically the Horns run what is known as The Anti-Offense.

Ever since the loss to Alabama, this offense has been an eyesore. I cannot believe they have stunk up the field for over half a decade, with little to no improvement. it doesn't help when Charlie Weak is so damn ultra conservative.
It's time to move on from the Swoopes era. Just put Heard in and let him learn on the fly.

[benefactor]

Strong probably won't last the year.
The team is young and they are still playing with Mack's QB's. He'll get this year and next year too at the very least.

[djohn2oo8]

It's time to move on from the Swoopes era. Just put Heard in and let him learn on the fly.

It's not just Swoopes. The whole team besides Malik is unprepared.

[benefactor]

It's not just Swoopes. The whole team besides Malik is unprepared.
They are young team playing a ranked team with a veteran Oline and veteran receivers. They are overmatched. That's all you are seeing.

[Blake]

They are young team playing a ranked team with a veteran Oline and veteran receivers. They are overmatched. That's all you are seeing.

Pretty much. Strong is gonna just use this year as an experience builder.

[djohn2oo8]

They are young team playing a ranked team with a veteran Oline and veteran receivers. They are overmatched. That's all you are seeing.

How is that going to help when it comes to recruiting

[Robz4000]

Needed a TD there...

[FkLA]

I don't get how UT fans can be so complacent and use the youth excuse for a bunch of guys that were elite recruits. Especially when other young, lesser in-state programs like UTSA, Texas State and even SMU haven't looked anywhere near as pathetic in their match-ups vs ranked teams.

[benefactor]

How is that going to help when it comes to recruiting
This game won't affect recruiting one way or another. Strong is selling the future, not one game against the #11 team on the road.

[djohn2oo8]

Also, Watson is not a good playcaller.

[Robz4000]

And there goes the season :lol...

[djohn2oo8]

I don't get how UT fans can be so complacent and use the youth excuse for a bunch of guys that were elite recruits. Especially when other young, lesser in-state programs like UTSA, Texas State and even SMU haven't looked anywhere near as pathetic in their match-ups vs ranked teams.

I dont get it either. They are young on defense, but the youth excuse doesn't work for Swoopes. They aren't going to get any better with him starting.

[benefactor]

Also, Watson is not a good playcaller.
If you want to pick a coach to go on the block, it will probably be him. Seems like Bridgewater covered a lot of his flaws. He does have a top QB recruit coming in next season though, so we will see how it shakes out.

[benefactor]

I don't get how UT fans can be so complacent and use the youth excuse for a bunch of guys that were elite recruits. Especially when other young, lesser in-state programs like UTSA, Texas State and even SMU haven't looked anywhere near as pathetic in their match-ups vs ranked teams.
Perhaps your argument will play out a by mid-season, but it doesn't work right now. Top five TCU struggled against an unranked Minny team. Openers don't say much about how your year is going to go. Just look at Aggie last season.

[djohn2oo8]

Why is Swoopes still in?

[benefactor]

No idea. If Heard is hurt Texas is truly fucked.

[benefactor]

He's missing wide fucking open receivers. Fuck, Strong what else do you need to see?

[djohn2oo8]

He's missing wide fucking open receivers. Fuck, Strong what else do you need to see?

He should have never been named starter.

[Biggems]

I cannot believe that one of the top schools in the nation, in the best state for HS football, cannot find a QB that is worth a damn.....6 freakin years.....6 freakin years.

[benefactor]

I cannot believe that one of the top schools in the nation, in the best state for HS football, cannot find a QB that is worth a damn.....6 freakin years.....6 freakin years.
lol MBTF

Hopefully that is changing with Buechele.

[djohn2oo8]

Strong says. . The reason they stayed with Tyrone is because they felt Tyrone could make the throws to get them back in the game
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:lol

[benefactor]

Strong says. . The reason they stayed with Tyrone is because they felt Tyrone could make the throws to get them back in the game
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:lol
:lol

[djohn2oo8]

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[djohn2oo8]

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[djohn2oo8]

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:lol tick...tick...tick....

[benefactor]

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:lol tick...tick...tick....
Need to get Buechele in the door before they fire him though. Kid is the fucking truth.

[Kermit]

Charlie's hardon for Watson is going to get him fired.

[djohn2oo8]

Vance Bedford says "Malik was not any better or any worse than anybody else

[Kermit]

Vance Bedford says "Malik was not any better or any worse than anybody else

Lol. He was the best player on the field as a true freshman. The fucking coachspeak these motherfuckers trot out there to spare the feelings of other players has got to go.

[spankadelphia]

Goddamnit.:lol

[Silver&Black]

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[DMX7]

I like that they at least put Boyd out there at DB for a while. He needs to be starting... all freshman worth a damn should be starting. This season is totally lost.

[Pelicans78]

Ah, i got lazy

You've become more diplomatic this season. Praising UTSA and A&M in the same week. Weird.

[Blake]

You've become more diplomatic this season. Praising UTSA and A&M in the same week. Weird.

I didn't really think i praised A&M.

They have talent. No denying it. But they're sloppy and undisciplined. They should have hung half a hundred on ASU last night.

and lol if they had stayed put, they'd be running the big xii and be in the playoffs every other year while TCU would still be a dog being for scraps. Instead, they moved to a place where they'll be a perennial 9 win team which they'll keep winning just enough games to keep an overrated Sumlin around for another decade.

[FkLA]

supposed to be a star wars ship :lol

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[benefactor]

det throw by Cardale Jones

:wow

[Silver&Black]

Going for it on 4th and 5.....

Meyer has no respect for VT.

[Silver&Black]

:lmao Not calling that a catch

[unleashbaynes]

how fucking dumb do you have to be to have ezekiel elliott returning punts?

[DesignatedT]

That spin move was just filthy. :wow