Week 2 College Football Thread sponsored by Astroglide

[Kermit]

Because Auburn should have used some.

[td4mvp2k]

det muschump D for ya :toast

[Kermit]

det muschump D for ya :toast

They've scored 13 points. Muschamp, while not blameless, isn't the only issue here.

Make that 9 ranked SEC teams.

[td4mvp2k]

They've scored 13 points. Muschamp, while not blameless, isn't the only issue here.

Make that 9 ranked SEC teams.2nd coming of Cum at QB... :td

[Kermit]

I am the second coming of Avante apparently.

[FkLA]

You didn't see the other thread moron?

[Kermit]

No. No I didn't. Honestly, most of the shit you post I avoid like the plague. If you start a thread, I just figure reading it will make me even more of a moron. I'm sorry I didn't see your shitty thread.

[td4mvp2k]

wtf?? why did they not review that?

[td4mvp2k]

lol jsu got fuk

[Silver&Black]

I am the second coming of Avante apparently.

The Kermit Curse ???

Got a nice ring to it...

[jeebus]

Sweet, a football game thread that doesn't reek of faggotry.

[jeebus]

Because Auburn should have used some.
tbh ESPN will probably move them up in the standings because a win is a win

[td4mvp2k]

nice choke cavs :tu

[Splits]

:lol Arkansas

Toledo? Who?

[jeebus]

30 mins until Texas pulls out their Case McCoy sized cock and rams it down Rice's throat

[unleashbaynes]

please fuckin pull it off Toledo. there's still room for Arky to fuck em.

[Splits]

A&M was unranked and beat the #15 team, jumped to #16 in the standings.

Toledo beats the #18 ranked team. Do they jump into the top 25? :lol yeah right

Esss Eeeeyyy Seeeee

[td4mvp2k]

:lol inbreds

[djohn2oo8]

A&M was unranked and beat the #15 team, jumped to #16 in the standings.

Toledo beats the #18 ranked team. Do they jump into the top 25? :lol yeah right

Esss Eeeeyyy Seeeee
ESS EEE MOTHERFUCKING SEA

[td4mvp2k]

:rollin Vols goin anal on OU

[Darius Bieber]

Great Iowa State vs. Iowa rivalry matchup. State fell apart in the final minutes but a very entertaining game nonetheless.

[jeebus]

The Ghost of Case McChrist is IN these players!

[FkLA]

^edgiest poster of all-time

[unleashbaynes]

daje is a man among boys.

[Splits]

:lol Baylor's defense is fucking terrible. They shouldn't even be ranked in the top 10. Gave up 21 to SMU last week and already given up 2 touchdowns to fucking Lamar in the first half. It's going to be a long season if they don't fix this shit.

[djohn2oo8]

Lol Lamar out of Broke Money Texas hanging in there

[DMX7]

Lol Lamar out of Broke Money Texas hanging in there

More than just hanging... 21-0 Texas.

[djohn2oo8]

More than just hanging... 21-0 Texas.
Putting on a show for the recruits in attendance.

[Biggems]

I am in awe of Texas today.......they look like a juggernaut. I am not used to this type of game from the Horns....it's been a while.....maybe I am asleep and having one helluva dream.

[djohn2oo8]

I am in awe of Texas today.......they look like a juggernaut. I am not used to this type of game from the Horns....it's been a while.....maybe I am asleep and having one helluva dream.
Heard is a playmaker. And that inspires the rest of the team.

[DMX7]

Oh, Texas fans... lol

http://d2s3dt9f4iyeup.cloudfront.net/images/standard_v1/0f76ba73-e688-4858-b732-c4eceb3c29b5.jpg

[jeebus]

^edgiest poster of all-time

If we all post in your thread, will that make you happy? Fucking child.

[Clipper Nation]

Aggy's cute little run is over, it's the Heard Era now.

[Biggems]

I really like Haines, he is all over the field making tackles

[Clipper Nation]

Arkansas State leading the SEC by a touchdown at halftime.

Also, the SEC is only up 10-7 against East Carolina at the half.

[playblair]

play freshman dbs...................

[td4mvp2k]

put in mariota!

[td4mvp2k]

Baylor with the bads...

[djohn2oo8]

Lamar scores again

[Clipper Nation]

The SEC trying to choke to Oklahoma.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Lamar with 12 penalties before halftime. Wow this team has discipline problems.

[jeebus]

:lmao Texas

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Tennessee's defense once again can't get their hands on Mayfield.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Idiot Tennessee defender committing a pass interference when the receiver was already out of bounds.

[Biggems]

That fumble after the interception has taken away all the momentum Texas had....their D has been on the field all game, they are exhausted.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Amazing Mayfield to Sheppard connection.

[Biggems]

Parks is having a good game for Rice. Though I am a Horns fan, I will be rooting hard for Parks.....he is a Converse Judson alum.

[Biggems]

Charlie Strong is way too conservative. IMO, he needs to take a few more chances....well at least tell the OC to do so.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Mississippi State's poor defense bailed out by Louisiana State holding.

[Clipper Nation]

What a meltdown by the SEC against Oklahoma!

[TheCultOfPersonality]

There's that Mayfield to Sheppard connection again.

[Silver&Black]

Mississippi State's poor defense bailed out by Louisiana State holding.

Gonna be a long year tbh. The defense looked like shit last week against Southern Miss. 7 out of 11 players are new on D.

And...Leonard Fournette scares the shit out of me.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

There's that Mayfield to Sheppard connection again.
And again.

[Clipper Nation]

Aaaaand the SEC completes the bedshitting to OU!

[DMX7]

:lol BUT BUT BUT, it's only because they had to go through the grind of the SEC schedule that led to this.

You can't expect a team to have to through that gauntlet and still be able to just win. :lol

[Biggems]

:lol BUT BUT BUT, it's only because they had to go through the grind of the SEC schedule that led to this.

You can't expect a team to have to through that gauntlet and still be able to just win. :lol

Well, the gauntlet is a serious bitch, but the Silly Excuse Conference has nothing to say about this.....since conference play has barely started.

Tennessee has been pretty good at completing the choke job in recent years.

[jeebus]

Tyrone needs to get his shit together

[Big Dog]

Aaaaand the SEC completes the bedshitting to OU!
:lmao..

[Biggems]

that 1 play TD drive didn't do the exhausted D any favors

[djohn2oo8]

HEARD!

[FkLA]

If we all post in your thread, will that make you happy? Fucking child.

says the grown ass man who's entire goal on ST is to be edgy http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/pachah1.png

[Big Dog]

says the grown ass man who's entire goal on ST is to be edgy http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/pachah1.png
:lol It's cute how he's a diehard UT-Austin fan yet posts as a Penn State in honor of Sandusky

[Biggems]

Some serious bullshit playcalling on 3rd down for the Horns in this game. The D comes up with a timely turnover and the offense once again shits the bed. Why not throw it on 3rd down.....at least a screen pass?

[djohn2oo8]

Some serious bullshit playcalling on 3rd down for the Horns in this game. The D comes up with a timely turnover and the offense once again shits the bed. Why not throw it on 3rd down.....at least a screen pass?
Strong too Damn conservative.

[Big Dog]

:lol Giving up fourteen points to fucking Rice

[playblair]

kris boyd :wow....................... start kris boyd........................

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Giving up fourteen points to fucking Rice

You needed OT to beat the Sucking Endless Cocks conference :downspin:

[Biggems]

4 forced turnovers and a TD.....so even though they have been on the field all game, they are still playing hard and making some plays.

BTW, it is great to see the team score a TD in all 3 phases, takes me back to the glory years of Mack Brown.

[Biggems]

BTW, that Stewart kid is one helluva running back.

[DMX7]

kris boyd :wow....................... start kris boyd........................

Yes! Beast!

[DMX7]

This Freshman Class! STACKED!!! :wow

[jeebus]

says the grown ass man who's entire goal on ST is to be edgy
:lol says the kid who's entire goal on ST is to be the most butthurt bitchmade faggot who cries at everything


:lol It's cute how he's a diehard UT-Austin fan yet posts as a Penn State in honor of Sandusky
I'm a diehard fan of no college team. I channel surf on saturdays tbh. Watching oregon right now.

[Big Dog]

You needed OT to beat the Sucking Endless Cocks conference :downspin:
But but they were ranked! :cry

[playblair]

This Freshman Class! STACKED!!! :wow

word........ hill/boyd combo :wow

[FkLA]

:lol says the kid who's entire goal on ST is to be the most butthurt bitchmade faggot who cries at everything


#blacklivesdontmatter
#zimmerman
#pennstate
#sandusky

so much edge tbh

[DMX7]

But our O-line still sucks.

[DMX7]

I didn't realize Manny Diaz was the defensive coordinator at Mississippi State again.

[The Reckoning]

lol getting all jizz happy about a Rice game

dark days for Horns.

[djohn2oo8]

lol getting all jizz happy about a Rice game

dark days for Horns.
It's more about Swoopes not playing.

[The Reckoning]

It's more about Swoopes not playing.


that's very true though. at least UT isn't the bottom of league in offense now.


i'm somewhat optimistic about the Cal game I'll be at.

[Kermit]

lol getting all jizz happy about a Rice game

dark days for Horns.

Don't you dare take this from me. It's all I've got.

[djohn2oo8]

Watson was a complete ass for not giving Heard more reps while he was OC

[DMX7]

Watson is a complete fool. He has no business even being on the staff.

[Biggems]

the refs need to inspect Jackson jersey.....that thing is seriously greased up......he is slipping and slithering away from tackle after tackle out there.

he reminds me of a squirrel, he is so elusive.

[The Reckoning]

christ texas such an ugly ending

[FkLA]

Would've been much closer without the TOs or even without the 1st Qtr special team returns tbh.

[spankadelphia]

LSU looking pretty salty.:hat

[The Reckoning]

Would've been much closer without the TOs or even without the 1st Qtr special team returns tbh.


KSU-UTSA game would've been a lot closer if UTSA scored a few more touchdowns tbh

[FkLA]

KSU-UTSA game would've been a lot closer if UTSA scored a few more touchdowns tbh

True. Doesn't change what I said though, Rice held their own.

[Biggems]

True. Doesn't change what I said though, Rice held their own.

thank goodness....would have been awkward had someone else held it for them.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Great drive by Mississippi State. The receiver has to make that catch on that 2 point conversion. It was right in his hands.

[Silver&Black]

:pctoss

:lol Delay of game with 8 seconds left

[TheCultOfPersonality]

:pctoss

:lol Delay of game with 8 seconds left
I don't understand how in that happens with the game on the line.

That drop on that 2 point conversion didn't help things either.

[Silver&Black]

I don't understand how in that happens with the game on the line.

Well it's Miss. St. tbqh. We've been doing that kind of shit for years. So many people to blame for letting that happen. First off, you can put some blame on Dak. Veteran QB has to know better. But, I put most of the blame (if not all of it) on Mullen. If you see that you're going to get a 5 yard penalty and move a 47 yard FG into a 52 yard FG....you gotta be ready to call that timeout.


That drop on that 2 point conversion didn't help things either.

Tru Dat...

Good luck against Bammer next week. Both of you guys look really good so far this year. Should be a great game....

[Silver&Black]

:tu Good win Darth_Pelican

Hope you guys had a good time in StarkVegas. Bet you fuckers were as nervous as me when we lined up for that game-winnning FG.

Drive home safe.

[td4mvp2k]

lmao Mormons

[Darth_Pelican]

:tu Good win Darth_Pelican (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22958)

Hope you guys had a good time in StarkVegas. Bet you fuckers were as nervous as me when we lined up for that game-winnning FG.

Drive home safe.

Thanks, GG. We're very lucky to leave with the win. Miles got way too convervative after the 14-0 lead and handcuffed Harris. Fournette is the real deal. That delay of game was huge.

Anyways, I was impressed with all of the improvements to your stadium. It's now nicer than Oxford. Friendly fans, but not much nightlife. We went to the Pony Friday night. Now my goal is to get my friends out of bed so we can get on the road and make it home in time to watch Saints game at 3.

[dirk4mvp]

It's now nicer than Oxford.


Way too many uglies