Spurs and HEB announce LMA will join Duncan, Manu, Parker, and Kawhi in commercials

[SpursFan86]

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[apalisoc_9]

Parker IMO should be HEB's leader in food and beverage commercials.

[loveforthegame]

I enjoy these commercials way too much. Can't wait to see Aldridge join them. :tu

[TheGreatYacht]

Good shit, give him the "Indubitably" line :tu

[FromWayDowntown]

I guess the Spurs didn't offset Danny's pay cut with some HEB cash.

Also, HEB hates Aussies, I guess.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Poor Danny lol
His goofy ass personality was born for HEB commercials

[spursistan]

I guess the Spurs didn't offset Danny's pay cut with some HEB cash.

Also, HEB hates Aussies, I guess.
was he dumped? must be the heavy accent :lol..

But, yes, Green sacrifices :cry...

[K...]

Dang I thought Bonner would break through this year. Sandwich king...... Probably too politically powerful

[FromWayDowntown]

Dang I thought Bonner would break through this year. Sandwich king...... Probably too politically powerful

He's already had one:

2xSfYuFi_xg

[DMC]

Tony is doing a solo promo for the HEB bakery.

[DMC]

He's already had one:

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Tim's voice is dubbed in on that. That's not what he said at the end.

[Chinook]

Danny can't act at all, so it's probably best that he's not in those commercials.

[SpursFan86]

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HEB's tweet makes it seem like Patty will still be doing them.

[Chinook]

Now it's getting to be too many people.

[PublicOption]

LMA is from Dallas and went to UT. He knows H.E.B. better than any of these guys.

[PublicOption]

I hope they get better writers........these commercials can be done way better than they are.

[BatManu20]

At this rate, they'll probably do one with the entire team tbh.

[AFMadison]

Indubitably

[Chinook]

LMA is from Dallas and went to UT. He knows H.E.B. better than any of these guys.

Saying LMA knows HEB from being in Dallas is like saying a person from NYC knows Wawa. Obviously, though, living in Austin would give him the experience.

[Spur|n|Austin]

Yeah, there are zero HEB's in Dallas.

[cjw]

Saying LMA knows HEB from being in Dallas is like saying a person from NYC knows Wawa. Obviously, though, living in Austin would give him the experience.

In NYC now and Philly for school, I still have a soft spot for Wawa hoagies on trips south of the city. And the OJ still tastes like it has some cheap vodka in it.

[Buddy Holly]

LMA is from Dallas and went to UT. He knows H.E.B. better than any of these guys.

Tim has lived in SA since 1997. 18 years. He knows HEB better than LA.

Dallas doesn't have any HEB's.

[Chinook]

In NYC now and Philly for school, I still have a soft spot for Wawa hoagies on trips south of the city. And the OJ still tastes like it has some cheap vodka in it.

Yeah, back in Austin from Philly. Really wish we had an analog here. Thinking about their Thanksgiving bowls at this time of year.

[milkyway21]

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Wow!!! :wow.
I had a great time watching their commercials last year esp Patty Mills' & Kiwi's debut ad... "Apa". :lol

That's AWESOME :elephant. looking forward to it. !

[Keepin' it real]

I hope they get better writers........these commercials can be done way better than they are.

Maybe you should apply to join the writing team...

[Spurtacular]

Captain Mills dumped?

[Kool Bob Love]

why dont they just get rid of enrique from the commercials

Because Parker is a 4 time champ and superstar. Heb should only have all stars do thier commercials. Move along Patty and system player.

[TheGreatYacht]

Because Parker is a 4 time champ and superstar. Heb should only have all stars do thier commercials. Move along Patty and system player.
Tru

[FkLA]

Tony is doing a solo promo for the HEB bakery.

:lol

[Kawhitstorm]

I'm assuming Porker is getting dumped for Long Dick Danny.

[milkyway21]

I'm assuming Porker is getting dumped for Long Dick Danny.
No DG?

& HEB, showing no heart for David West? He has multiple All-Star appearances...& once the 2nd, if not, the best player of the New Orleans team. :(

[Silver&Black]

Because Parker is a 4 time champ and superstar. Heb should only have all stars do thier commercials. Move along Patty and system player.

The best PG in franchise history automatically gets a spot in the HEB commercials

[Obstructed_View]

Dallas doesn't have any HEB's.

There was one in Southlake. I think it's still there.

[Dingle Barry]

There was one in Southlake. I think it's still there.

Si. Also Fort Worth. Not that that's Dallas.

[Obstructed_View]

Si. Also Fort Worth. Not that that's Dallas.

Yeah, certainly not dominant like from about Hillsboro south. The point stands. I do remember when the one in SL was going to open. We were planning to go, and then just decided it's too far to drive for groceries. :lol

[Chinook]

HEBs dramatically vary by neighborhood (at least in Austin). I wonder what the whole in SouthLake is like.

[DrunkTXLabrat]

can't wait to watch the LMA sucking commercials while LMA is actually sucking

[wildcardX]

Parker IMO should be HEB's leader in food and beverage commercials.

http://hoopeduponline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/tony-parker-french-burger.jpeg

Yet, people didn't like my Kawhiburger idea.

[spurs1990]

Aren't HEBs originated out of Austin.

Or maybe I'm confusing that with Fuddruckers or Schlotskys.

[Chinook]

Aren't HEBs originated out of Austin.

Or maybe I'm confusing that with Fuddruckers or Schlotskys.

Whole Foods maybe?

[Seventyniner]

Yet, people didn't like my Kawhiburger idea.

Because it wouldn't have any flavor.

[SpursFan86]

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Saw that Green will in fact be involved, so I'm assuming the 7 players are the big 3, Kawhi, Patty, LMA, and Danny.

[Robz4000]

Good shit. Green deserves to be involved.

[Chinook]

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Saw that Green will in fact be involved, so I'm assuming the 7 players are the big 3, Kawhi, Patty, LMA, and Danny.

Bonner is also a good bet.

[TheDoctor]

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I lol'd at this one:
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[BatManu20]

Just missing Danny. I guess Bonner didn't make the cut this year.

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[Buddy Holly]

spurs1990, H-E-B originated in Kerrville. Relocated to Corpus then relocated to San Antonio. Where it's been headquartered since the 80s.

[BatManu20]

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[silverblackfan]

Simply awesome. Can't wait to see the new commercials. It is one of the perks of NBA broadband is I get to see the local SA commercials. Always funny.

[BillMc]

Simply awesome. Can't wait to see the new commercials. It is one of the perks of NBA broadband is I get to see the local SA commercials. Always funny.

+1

[BatManu20]

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[BillMc]

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Someone should post this on a Trailblazers forum. :lol

[daledondale]

Someone should post this on a Trailblazers forum. :lol
:lmao

[Splits]

Someone should post this on a Trailblazers forum. :lol

:lol I have an account there... stay tuned. This should be fun.

[Splits]

http://www.nba.com/spurs/video/teams/spurs/2015/10/06/1444166625684-Spurs-Update-10.6.15-trainingcamp.mp4-44148

Rachel Santschi is so yuuuummmmm...

[Silver&Black]

Someone should post this on a Trailblazers forum. :lol

BillMc...

My nigga.

[BillMc]

:lol I have an account there... stay tuned. This should be fun.

Will do, my friend!:bobo

[BillMc]

BillMc...

My nigga.

Boris is the bomb my friend!:bobo

[Splits]

Will do, my friend!:bobo

:lmao First response within 1 minute:

Go.
Fuck.
Yourself.

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/spurs-fan-checking-in.290482/#post-3727380

[Silver&Black]

:lmao First response within 1 minute:

Go.
Fuck.
Yourself.

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/spurs-fan-checking-in.290482/#post-3727380

:rollin

[BillMc]

:lmao First response within 1 minute:

Go.
Fuck.
Yourself.

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/spurs-fan-checking-in.290482/#post-3727380
:lmao:flag:

[Silver&Black]

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tlongII

Your thoughts please?

[BillMc]

tlongII (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=158)

Your thoughts please?

tlong :hang

[Silver&Black]

Splits...

Where is that thread where you trolled the fuck out of Pelicans fan last year? I think it was the last game of the season...

[Splits]

Splits...

Where is that thread where you trolled the fuck out of Pelicans fan last year? I think it was the last game of the season...

Hrmph. That's going to take some digging.... tough to keep up with all my trolls :lol

[Splits]

:lmao First response within 1 minute:

Go.
Fuck.
Yourself.

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/spurs-fan-checking-in.290482/#post-3727380

Yeah, they're not too happy with me....



Splitman4evah said: ↑ (http://www.sportstwo.com/goto/post?id=3727381#post-3727381)
Ouch. Bad offseason? I love Vonleh, BTW.


We do too. Just don't come crying to us when LaMarsha turns out to be a bigger pussy for you guys than he did with us.



Splitman4evah said: ↑ (http://www.sportstwo.com/goto/post?id=3727381#post-3727381)
Ouch. Bad offseason? I love Vonleh, BTW.


Yeah. I personally hate LaMarcus Aldridge for leaving us so you're really not going to get a warm welcome coming in here with this. I liked Aldridge immensely as a Blazer, he would have gone down as my favorite player ever but now, fuck him and the horse he rode on.

or however they say it in Texas.


Splitman4evah said: ↑ (http://www.sportstwo.com/goto/post?id=3727388#post-3727388)
Dude, easy.

Anyhow, we don't need tough guys. We need good, smart guys. Pretty sure LMA will fit right in to Pop's system. And the oddsmakers in Vegas do too, we're favorites in the West!

We're really excited down here in SA!


Fuck San Antonio. I hate you guys more than the Lakers, which I never thought was humanly possible. And I cheered for them in the past.

Ouch. More hate than the Lakers? Dammmmnnnn...


Splitman4evah said: ↑ (http://www.sportstwo.com/goto/post?id=3727391#post-3727391)
Would you have stayed with that franchise given his history? He gave everything he could to you. He wants to be a champion. Not his fault you have a shitty front office where his ceiling was the 2nd round year in and year out.


I'm a blazers fan, so all this is irrelevant. He ditched us when we were on our way up. I would have stayed with Portland, because I am a Blazers fan.

You're trying to rationalize with a biased fanbase, so I don't know what answer or reaction you are looking for.

So Aldridge can go fuck himself and I hope your franchise burns to the fucking ground.

[spurs1990]

In the year of our lord 2015 they're still using paper scripts....thought we'd have ipads or the like to read lines from.

[Silver&Black]

Posted by El Presidente on RipCityTwo:

So Aldridge can go fuck himself and I hope your franchise burns to the fucking ground.



:cry I used to love Aldridge :cry

[BillMc]

Yeah, they're not too happy with me....








Ouch. More hate than the Lakers? Dammmmnnnn...

Great stuff.

Yeah, it was easier to hate the Lakers when they were relevant. Now, they're just sort of sad....
































Oh, who am I kidding. I still hate the Lakers!

[Silver&Black]

Hrmph. That's going to take some digging.... tough to keep up with all my trolls :lol

Don't worry with it. I couldn't find it...and I thought you might remember the name of the thread.

Just tell me that the Lakersground troll is still active...and all will be good.

:lol Euro-league Scout :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

Yeah, they're not too happy with me....








Ouch. More hate than the Lakers? Dammmmnnnn...
:lmao I feel kind of bad tbh, the Blazers are a great farming system tho :toast

[Splits]

Don't worry with it. I couldn't find it...and I thought you might remember the name of the thread.

Just tell me that the Lakersground troll is still active...and all will be good.

:lol Euro-league Scout :lol

Oh yeah, the Euroleague scout is primed for LG this season :lol

[Splits]

Oh man, this is fun.


EL PRESIDENTE said: ↑ (http://www.sportstwo.com/goto/post?id=3727406#post-3727406)
We had Lillard, Aldridge, we just traded Batum for a solid SG in Henderson and some youth and potential in Volneh, signed Aminu who would have fit in nicely (better than Batum) and Ed Davis who would be a perfect backup PF and we had tons of cap space to spend in whatever direction we want. We had the flexibility to get better..way better and the cap would go crazy up next season.

But you probably wouldn't understand any of that because you probably have a shit Bball IQ from the way your trying to justify why we shouldn't be mad.

I don't hate the Spurs for being the best run organization in sports. (may be true but its seriously cliche and makes you look like an idiot for posting that).

I hate the Spurs because LaMarcus ditched the Blazers for them. That's all. What else do you want me to feel? Do you want me to "wish the best for LaMarcus". No, that's not gonna happen.

I seriously hope your cocky fuck-boy organization burns to the ground.

Well if you makes you feel any better, our starting point guard is fat and washed up...

Good thing we got Patty Thrills as a backup...

[SAGirl]

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Oh Manuuuu, how we will miss you when you retire.

[SAGirl]

Hrmph. That's going to take some digging.... tough to keep up with all my trolls :lol

:lmao

[benefactor]

Damn Presidente is salty.:lol

[random21]

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[NASpurs]

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It's like everyone is laughing at something and Kawhi doesn't get it :lol

[Robz4000]

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Share this one too imo

[ElNono]

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Best Spurs lineup right now, tbh...

[tholdren]

Best Spurs lineup right now, tbh...

[Kawhitstorm]

It's like everyone is laughing at something and Kawhi doesn't get it :lol

I think that's part of the script

[ace3g]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/649674293870129152/ymqLqQJ2_bigger.png San Antonio Spurs Verified account ‏@spurs (https://twitter.com/spurs)

Hilarious @HEB (https://twitter.com/HEB) commercials? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/2714.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQrVxYRUEAAA59C.jpg
(https://twitter.com/spurs/status/651568147632263169/photo/1)

[BillMc]

:lmao I feel kind of bad tbh, the Blazers are a great farming system tho :toast
:lmao

[BatManu20]

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[Chinook]

Manu's face with that knife.

[Kawhitstorm]

http://i58.tinypic.com/2hf2b90.jpg

How fitting that Porker is the master chef.....probably a skit about a cooking show w/ him scolding Kawhi.

[apalisoc_9]

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Do it Manu...Do it for the team..

[Clipper Nation]

wtf porker still looks fat
He still is fat.

[tlongII]

tlongII

Your thoughts please?

Very poor acting.

[BatManu20]

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[BatManu20]

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[BatManu20]

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[peacemaker885]

Looks like this is for a Nativity scene...hmmm holidays a comin'


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[MI21]

Manu's face with that knife.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ba/f6/d8/baf6d8604ba13493b5bd670caad89f11.jpg

[MI21]

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Patty seems to be in great shape, good to see tbh