Was Jesus of Nazareth Homosexual?

[DMC]

If you believe the story of Jesus' existence at all, miracles aside, you believe a man ran around in the desert with all those other men and never once copulated with a female. Was he a homosexual?

I get it that homosexuality is a sin, but Jesus came to topple the dragons of superstition (before Paul revived them), so was Jesus 2K years ahead of his time?

It doesn't matter what color his skin was. The story of Mary Magdalene is likely fabricated to cover up the fact that Jesus was indeed a faggot. So you create a Gospel of Thomas and of Mary, then you deem them to be heretic gospels. You keep a few books. Why? Because it's obvious there was a cover-up. If the cover-up was that Jesus had a girl friend or even a wife, that's one thing, but if he was homosexual, that's completely different. That would mean homosexuality is a gift from God and the RCC won't have that.

Now we all know that the entire religious base, any religion, is just adults playing fantasy games and getting carried away with it. They get so offended for their pretend god. For this reason, I only pose this question as thought material. I am not suggesting Jesus sucked a cock. He might never have. He might have taken one up the ass though. Maybe not.

Consider that, especially you faggots.

[hater]

Edgy thread from edgy poster :zzzzzz

[m>s]

Cmon dude..there are better ways to rustle jimmies than going the Blake route. You should post your thoughts on the clock threads. Cuck crew is getting owned.

[hater]

lol they cant handle the truth, just like if jesus was a nigga...all these white clowns worshi a black man

Most researchers actually believe Jesus was a mix between African Arab and Jewish. Sorry to destroy your edgy post.

[Spur-Addict]

Most researchers actually believe Jesus was a mix between African Arab and Jewish. Sorry to destroy your edgy post.

Soooo, Jesus likely looked like Drake? :lol

[Big Empty]

thats whats crazy about it. if someone just wrote a fairy tale back then they wouldnt made up a wife and a woman wouldnt have been the one to discover he had risen.

[baseline bum]

Makes sense, probably got emulating his "father". That's why his mother had to make up that bullshit immaculate conception story to cover up her cucking him on the regular. Would also explain why Jesus was black tbh.

[hater]

Soooo, Jesus likely looked like Drake? :lol

yeah :lol only darker

https://mocochocodotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/the-real-face-of-jesus-2.jpg

[Fabbs]

Cmon dude..there are better ways to rustle jimmies than going the Blake route. You should post your thoughts on the clock threads. Cuck crew is getting owned.
He just got automatically entered into Septembers Rimmy Award contest.

[Quetzal-X]

Makes sense, probably got emulating his "father". That's why his mother had to make up that bullshit immaculate conception story to cover up her cucking him on the regular. Would also explain why Jesus was black tbh.


BINGO!

[Spur-Addict]

yeah :lol only darker

https://mocochocodotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/the-real-face-of-jesus-2.jpg

Ahhhh, so he was probably Boris Kodjoe with dreads or a high top fade :lol

[Quetzal-X]

yeah :lol only darker

https://mocochocodotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/the-real-face-of-jesus-2.jpg


THATS! RIGHT!





If God Had a Son , he would look like my nigga Barry will in 5 years tbh

Bow to your Kang Bitches!

[Buddy Mignon]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8b/db/5b/8bdb5b176acf41aa37c55de459d6e113.jpg

[Buddy Mignon]

yeah :lol only darker

https://mocochocodotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/the-real-face-of-jesus-2.jpg


That Berber doesn't have skin of burnt brass.

[in2deep]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8b/db/5b/8bdb5b176acf41aa37c55de459d6e113.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/BBwsJ.jpg

[Buddy Mignon]

Its funny how we can details of floods... snakes in gardens... niggas ate by fish... flying saucers... cities burnt by fire.... yet no one know what this dude looks like.

[Buddy Mignon]

http://i.imgur.com/BBwsJ.jpg


You Jesus does not exist, son.

[Buddy Mignon]

xi6Lv_CdQfk

[in2deep]

You Jesus does not exist, son.

don't matter

just checking assholes.

[HI-FI]

Cmon dude..there are better ways to rustle jimmies than going the Blake route. You should post your thoughts on the clock threads. Cuck crew is getting owned.

[Avante]

The immaturity found here is amazing.

Was Jesus a queer?

What is this place now, The Kiddie Korner, DUH!, The Dummy Forum, Stupidity and the Internet, Just How Dumb Are You.Com?

Little people, obviously there was never an actual Jesus but in the story he was never a queer, ok?

Wow, how many idiots post here anyway?

[Blake]

What is this place now, The Kiddie Korner,

You wish

[Ignignokt]

You wish

Cuckpost

[CitizenDwayne]

That Neil Young in your ava? What's it from?

[RD2191]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8b/db/5b/8bdb5b176acf41aa37c55de459d6e113.jpg

The first "fact" pretty much discredits the entire list. The Bible never mentions a date or December 25th as the date of Jesus's birth. It only mentions that the shepherds were out when he was born so we can conclude that it wasn't in the winter.

[BatManu20]

Soooo, Jesus likely looked like Drake? :lol

http://orig03.deviantart.net/876c/f/2015/219/d/f/drake_as_jesus_by_oxygen_ious-d94ok84.jpg

[BatManu20]

A research team of forensic anthropologists already determined what Jesus probably looked like a couple years ago. They did pretty extensive research to come up with their image too.


https://feltco.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/img_0503.png




http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a234/1282186/

[DMC]

That nigga on the right look crazy as fuck, been hittin' a wafer

[101A]

That nigga on the right look crazy as fuck, been hittin' a wafer


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIm7JRSo6w4

Bono has an opinion on his sanity (begins at 1:20)

[DMC]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIm7JRSo6w4

Bono has an opinion on his sanity (begins at 1:20)
Yeah it's great that people like Bono can ignore all the atrocities in the Bible and filter to the parts that suit his moral comfort level.

He also discounts all the other millions who felt the touch of other deities, ones they were more willing to live and die for in fact. Christians are an amusing bunch; they profess this belief in the supernatural yet it's only in certain circles that they allow their belief to manifest in their actions. The rest of the time they are just as atheist as am I. Being an atheist and lying about it is worse than being an atheist and not lying about it, because truth is a societal ethic that fuels discussion and discovery, and lying about what you think that truth to be, or that you honestly don't know, that's not enlightenment. It's anything but.

[ohmwrecker]

It was the early AD's, man. Everyone was gay back then. Crazy times...

[pgardn]

It was the early AD's, man. Everyone was gay back then. Crazy times...

The Greeks all had their little boys.

O snap.

New Testament fixed that crap maybe?

[bigzak25]

I guess some, like op dream of getting fucked by jesus.

[Parker2112]

Jesus said to them,*“If God were your Father, you would love me, for I have come here from God. I have not come on my own; God sent me.*43Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say.*44You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.*45Yet because I tell the truth, you do not believe me!*46Can any of you prove me guilty of sin? If I am telling the truth, why don’t you believe me?47Whoever belongs to God hears what God says. The reason you do not hear is that you do not belong to God.”

[Parker2112]

John 8 42

[Blake]

44You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.*45Yet because I tell the truth, you do not believe me!*46Can any of you prove me guilty of sin? If I am telling the truth, why don’t you believe me?47Whoever belongs to God hears what God says. The reason you do not hear is that you do not belong to God.”

God is a liar and a murderer tbh. But ignore the flood tho, Jesus.

[bigzak25]

Name is blake...

[Parker2112]

When did God lie? When did He murder?

[Parker2112]

Job 40 6 then the*Lord*spoke to Job out of the storm:

7“Brace yourself like a man;

I will question you,

and you shall answer me.

8“Would you discredit my justice?

Would you condemn me to justify yourself?

9Do you have an arm like God’s,

and can your voice thunder like his?

10Then adorn yourself with glory and splendor,

and clothe yourself in honor and majesty.

11Unleash the fury of your wrath,

look at all who are proud and bring them low,

12look at all who are proud and humble them,

crush the wicked where they stand.

13Bury them all in the dust together;

shroud their faces in the grave.

14Then I myself will admit to you

that your own right hand can save you.

[Blake]

Name is blake...

I telleth the truth

[Parker2112]

Long story short, unless you can save yourself, you need to believe in the Son tbh. If you can't, then blame it on your daddy...:devil

[Blake]

Long story short, unless you can save yourself, you need to believe in the Son tbh. If you can't, then blame it on your daddy...:devil

Who created hell?

[Parker2112]

Hell is the suffering that results when we are cast away from God.

[Parker2112]

http://www.gotquestions.org/why-does-God-send-people-to-hell.html

[Parker2112]

God doesn't wish anyone to willfully deny Him. But He gave us freewill. He won't force us to choose Him. And when the time of judgment comes, He will suffer our defiance no longer. Then the wicked will be cast away from Him

Right now we all experience Gods grace everyday. He provides for us everyday. When He stops providing for all, its gonna be horrible for the wicked.

[Parker2112]

And by wicked, I mean those that never accepted His Son, Jesus Christ.

[Blake]

Hell is the suffering that results when we are cast away from God.

well if Bible God exists, then according to the Bible, he created "suffering"

[Blake]

And by wicked, I mean those that never accepted His Son, Jesus Christ.

you really think that's wicked?

[Parker2112]

Actually, he dropped humans in paradise. We rebelled and brought sin and suffering upon ourselves. God never intended that.

We are ALL wicked. But if you accept the gift of Christ's sacrifice for our sins, your sins will be forgiven.

[Parker2112]

s it is written:

“There is no one righteous, not even one;

11there is no one who understands;

there is no one who seeks God.

12All have turned away,

they have together become worthless;

there is no one who does good,

not even one.”b

13“Their throats are open graves;

their tongues practice deceit.”c

“The poison of vipers is on their lips.”d

14“Their mouths are full of cursing and bitterness.”e

15“Their feet are swift to shed blood;

16ruin and misery mark their ways,

17and the way of peace they do not know.”f

18“There is no fear of God before their eyes.”g

19Now we know that whatever the law says, it says to those who are under the law, so that every mouth may be silenced and the whole world held accountable to God.*20Therefore no one will be declared righteous in God’s sight by the works of the law; rather, through the law we become conscious of our sin.

Righteousness Through Faith

21But now apart from the law the righteousness of God has been made known, to which the Law and the Prophets testify.*22This righteousness is given through faith inh*Jesus Christ to all who believe.*

[Blake]

Actually, he dropped humans in paradise. We rebelled and brought sin and suffering upon ourselves. God never intended that.

But he knew it was coming.

Why not just skip the earth part and just let us all hang out in his paradise (heaven) from the start

[Quetzal-X]

Long story short, unless you can save yourself, you need to believe in the Son tbh. If you can't, then blame it on your daddy...:devil


Fuck you , I dont believe your bible. Your religion has fucked your morals up tbh, so que chinge a su puta madre tu pinche jesus puto .

[Quetzal-X]

well if Bible God exists, then according to the Bible, he created "suffering"


Bible god created everything- he is everlasting , past and present and future. He has a choice because he is all powerful so he chooses to be a huge tremendous gaping asshole cocksucker tbh He is a sadistic prick asshole if he is really real ang is all powerful.

[Quetzal-X]

God doesn't wish anyone to willfully deny Him. But He gave us freewill. He won't force us to choose Him. And when the time of judgment comes, He will suffer our defiance no longer. Then the wicked will be cast away from Him

Right now we all experience Gods grace everyday. He provides for us everyday. When He stops providing for all, its gonna be horrible for the wicked.


WTF? Why is bible god so fucking insecure like a bitch? He probably wears skinny jeans and fucking self- cuts. Its ok he is used to it tbh.

[Quetzal-X]

you really think that's wicked?


Thats not wicked. Wicked would be the rcc custom designing the image of christ before bringing it over here only a short 500 years ago. Not only owning and enslaving Brown and Black people , but even their owning their fucking souls. Fuck the bible and its immoral pure shit.

[Parker2112]

Jesus said to them,*“If God were your Father, you would love me, for I have come here from God. I have not come on my own; God sent me.*43Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say.*44You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.*45Yet because I tell the truth, you do not believe me!*46Can any of you prove me guilty of sin? If I am telling the truth, why don’t you believe me?47Whoever belongs to God hears what God says. The reason you do not hear is that you do not belong to God.”

Lie I said. Know your place Quetzal

[Quetzal-X]

And by wicked, I mean those that never accepted His Son, Jesus Christ.


The fraudulent image christians spiritually fellate IS the DEVIL imo.

Acting like that image is anything NEAR what THE BIBLE SAYS is fucking blasphemous. Acting stupid about that is fucking wicked . lol Pretending that just ignoring it is a good defense lol. Morally corrupt, easily duped motherfuckers lol
If the face of the religion was obviously propaganda shit, why not try to make your religion less ridiculous and campaign to clear that up ? Go the honest route. No christian will do that because being the unstable nutfucks your members can be , they'd probably be offed by a fellow nutter because after all "Jesus was WHITE!!!" Shit there would be rampages lol!

[Parker2112]

Skin color only matters to racists.

[Quetzal-X]

Lie I said. Know your place Quetzal

Fuck your bible.

:bobo

Fuck your religion.

[Quetzal-X]

Skin color only matters to racists.


The bible describes him. If it didnt matter, it would not be in the bible. It matters. It matters that it was changed before the Conquest and Kept through slavery till date. It is in the bible. What you FEEL is irrelevent. What your opinion is, IS IRRELEVANT, Unless you are above the bibles word?

[Parker2112]

Romans 3:10-18*

As it is written: “None is righteous, no, not one; no one understands; no one seeks for God. All have turned aside; together they have become worthless; no one does good, not even one.” “Their throat is an open grave; they use their tongues to deceive.” “The venom of asps is under their lips.” “Their mouth is full of curses and bitterness.” ...

[Parker2112]

Skin color is irrelevant. Appearance is irrelevant. God created humans in his image. Men are racist. God loves every man and woman regardless of skin color.

[Quetzal-X]

Actually, he dropped humans in paradise. We rebelled and brought sin and suffering upon ourselves. God never intended that.

We are ALL wicked. But if you accept the gift of Christ's sacrifice for our sins, your sins will be forgiven.

"we rebelled"


Whats with this WE shit? Let those sinners answers for their own shit. I should not pay for anothers fuckups. WTF kinda shit is that? I havent done any bad shit to anyone , ever, never stolen so I'm good. Let the baby fucking clergy and their enabling and bewildered flock that funds them worry about sins and shit. I'm straight in that department.

[Parker2112]

God didn't say "I give my life for brown people." He laid it down for all races.

[Parker2112]

Every post you've made this far is blasphemous and sinful, fool! Lol...

[Quetzal-X]

Skin color is irrelevant. Appearance is irrelevant. God created humans in his image. Men are racist. God loves every man and woman regardless of skin color.


Using this forgery image to build the wealth of this nation using horsewhips and bibles on people that looked like the biblical description is evil. Continuing to ignore this doesnt make it go away. They lied to brown and black people and enslaved their souls . That is ultimate evil wicked shit considering the counterfeit was done by white roman cc. It was an intentional evil fucking deceptive lie. As a christian i'm sure a couple of bumper sticker jesus slogans should fix it. god willin'

[Quetzal-X]

God didn't say "I give my life for brown people." He laid it down for all races.


The image of christ was an intentional lie by rcc. You dont care that it was intentional either do you?

[Parker2112]

God doesn't value what you value. You see temporary suffering as inexcusable. His concern is the survival of your eternal soul. Slave, Roman, new or gentile.

[Quetzal-X]

Every post you've made this far is blasphemous and sinful, fool! Lol...


Plastering the altered image of the Savior everywhere and knowingly denying and continuing this is the ultimate blasphemy.lol How dare you lol

[Parker2112]

I don't put any importance in his appearance. He condemns idols....so He doesn't even want his image crafted or worshipped

[Parker2112]

Man is corrupt and craves idols tbh.

[Quetzal-X]

God doesn't value what you value. You see temporary suffering as inexcusable. His concern is the survival of your eternal soul. Slave, Roman, new or gentile.
The model for the inaccurate image that you and millions of other pendejitos spiritually fellate used to fuck his own sister tbh but btw Is that any surprise considering the history of shit in the church?

[Quetzal-X]

Its a Parade of Bumper Stickers!

[Parker2112]

I'll pray for you bro. :bobo

[Quetzal-X]

I don't put any importance in his appearance. He condemns idols....so He doesn't even want his image crafted or worshipped

His description is in the bible.

This was kept from illiterate slaves and instead they were presented the image of blue-eyed Jessie-boy, the opposite of what the BIBLES WORD describes him as.Ol' Jessie was pale and hippie haired and bible god was reall fucking crispy. Opposites. Black-white. Thats too much trickery to take seriously.

[Quetzal-X]

I'll pray for you bro. :bobo


Cool bro,

But if you are gonna lecture anyone about their souls eternal destination that is outside of your view, expect me to shit as much as possible on your shitty way of measuring morality. The last thing I would ever tell some one is : You better believe like this or thats your ass forever!!! Who tells that shit to people? Christians do! So dont act surprised, shocked whatever because its an open invitation for that. Christians can tell that shit to their own kids but if they want to tell other peoples children the eternal fire that awaits them, expect lots of jokes and wisecracks. Maybe some fart jokes.

[Parker2112]

Romans 1 20
For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.

[Parker2112]

You know God just like I do.

[Parker2112]

Romans 1 28

28Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done.*29They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips,*30slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents;*31they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy.32Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.

[Quetzal-X]

You know God just like I do.


Are you gonna start speaking/typing in tongues like that vampire lookin nigga?

[Blake]

God loves every man and woman regardless of skin color.

he created hell out of love

[Parker2112]

We create a future for ourselves in hell when we stubbornly use the free will be created us with to deny our Creator and His Son.

[Parker2112]

http://www.gotquestions.org/why-does-God-send-people-to-hell.html

[Blake]

We create a future for ourselves in hell when we stubbornly use the free will be created us with to deny our Creator and His Son.

Well no, if Bible God is real then he created hell. That's pretty clear.

And fwiw, you lose free will when you get to heaven

[Parker2112]

Hell is the absence of God. When you are cast away from your Creator you will realize hell, because you will lose His grace. Unsaved here on earth receive His grace daily but take it for granted. When it's gone it will be the sinners fault and no one else's, and it will SUCK.

In heaven you don't lose freewill. You lose the sinful flesh. You won't be shackled to the curse. You won't have the temptation to sin. God will deliver us from sin and death.

[Parker2112]

http://www.whatchristianswanttoknow.com/what-does-the-bible-teach-about-free-will-and-predestination/

[Blake]

Hell is the absence of God. When you are cast away from your Creator you will realize hell, because you will lose His grace. Unsaved here on earth receive His grace daily but take it for granted. When it's gone it will be the sinners fault and no one else's, and it will SUCK.

Where exactly is it then if it's not a burning lake......which the Bible says is a lake of fire.....



In heaven you don't lose freewill. You lose the sinful flesh. You won't be shackled to the curse. You won't have the temptation to sin. God will deliver us from sin and death.

Sounds boring as hell. What's your incentive to go to Bible heaven?

[Blake]

http://www.whatchristianswanttoknow.com/what-does-the-bible-teach-about-free-will-and-predestination/

Yes, if Bible God is real, then he predestined that a lot of people he created will go to hell

Or he's not omniscient.

Can't have it both ways.

[Parker2112]

Actually the fact that He is omniscient negates predestination. It's a mystery that we can't wrap our minds around. He knew before we were made what we would choose, but He didnt stand in the way of the ones that would choose destruction tbh.

[Parker2112]

I want to go to heaven to be with the Creator. Jesus died to pay for our tickets. It's gonna be super-righteous.

[Blake]

Actually the fact that He is omniscient negates predestination. It's a mystery that we can't wrap our minds around. He knew before we were made what we would choose, but He didnt stand in the way of the ones that would choose destruction tbh.

Yeah that's predestination. He created hell and he created people to go there.

Sick.

[Blake]

I want to go to heaven to be with the Creator. Jesus died to pay for our tickets. It's gonna be super-righteous.

What are you going to do in heaven exactly?

Why did Jesus have to die? Why didn't he just snap his fingers and fix everything?

[Blake]

It's a mystery that we can't wrap our minds around.

the fallback line

[Parker2112]

Because for whatever reason He wants you to go to heaven of your own free will.

[Parker2112]

“There are only two kinds of people in the end: those who say to God, “Thy will be done,” and those to whom God says, in the end, “Thy will be done.” All that are in Hell, choose it. Without that self-choice there could be no Hell. No soul that seriously and constantly desires joy will ever miss it. Those who seek find. Those who knock it is opened. ”
―*C.S. Lewis,*The Great Divorce

[Blake]

Because for whatever reason He wants you to go to heaven of your own free will.

and he wants to send you to hell for eternity if you don't believe he really died for you.

What a loving sky daddeh

[Quetzal-X]

bible god's frail ego will be so crushed if you do not kiss his ass, so he wants you to suffer for eternity in the hell he created.

Why is an omnipotent , omniscient bible god so insecure? Skinny pantsed motherfucker most likely.

This really does remind me of the faggotry going on with these SAWM shooters. These fucking pussies get so fucking crushed when the one they want doesnt want them the same way back. So they fucking kill'em. bible god is a fucking emo pussy.
Only a fucking lunatic would go along with that shit.