Assign roles for spurs players in this thread..

[apalisoc_9]

Kawhi - MVP and DPOY
TD - Leader
LMA - High Post Scorer
Danny - 3 and D
Tony - Wish he broke his leg in Europe..He's going to drag this team down with 13fga:(...a top 300 player who is going to to feel like he should be used like a top 15 player...Check Eurobasket and Game 7 vs LA.
Manu - The bench leader
Patty Mills - Quick Points of the bench
Jonathan Simmons - Clapper
Kyle Anderson - Kawhi's backup
Boris Diaw - The bench post option
David West - Enforcer
Jimmer Ferdette - Maintenance, water boy and after game shower fuck toy

[Silver&Black]

Dude, stop making threads

[apalisoc_9]

Dude, stop making threads

go ahead and make a lame vanilla respect thread.

this is a basketball thread for guys with basketball minds..

We like to think about basketball and roles.

We don't need vanilla fans with zero basketball knowledge on this thread.

Make your own thread. You're not invited here.

[SupremeGuy]

This thread made it one post before someone tried to derail it. :lol

inb4theshortbusbackup

[apalisoc_9]

Yup these porker fans always trying to derail a basketball thread.

they would rather talking about blowing timvp penis than legit basketball talks like basketball plays and player roles.

[LongtimeSpursFan]

Your threads fcuking suck.

[HI-FI]

Parker and Jimmer :lol

i think Simmons will have more of a role.

[jehawk81]

Dude, stop making threads

[apalisoc_9]

Parker and Jimmer :lol

i think Simmons will have more of a role.

I think simmons will most likely compete with Anderson. It would be interesting to see if pop starts playing green over 30 on average...

[Clipper Nation]

Enrique Porker: backup point guard for the Toros

[TheGreatYacht]

Dude, stop making threads

[TheGreatYacht]

You know you're the forum jizz rag when SupremeBurger and Tranny Nation back you up :lol

[Mikeanaro]

Nice thread.

[apalisoc_9]

i can actually see simmons jumping up the bench rotations....

unlikely IMO...

[honestfool84]

Duncan - Spurs' MVP and leader
Aldridge - Spurs #1 offensive option
Kawhi - first-time AllStar, All-Defensive 1st team, Spurs #1 defensive option for positions 1-4
Danny - 3 and D sounds about right
Tony - Solid PG, but gonna start taking a backseat offensively to Aldridge
Manu - More of a vocal leader; 4th quarter floor general
Patty Mills - The Microwave
Jonathan Simmons - Clapper
Kyle Anderson - hopefully he starts getting minutes... Could possibly be Kawhi's backup, we'll see
Boris Diaw - PG @ the Center
David West - Kevin Willis 2.0
Jimmer Ferdette - Will do well in limited minutes, similar to Cory Joseph
Pop - COTY

[apalisoc_9]

Duncan - Spurs' MVP and leader
Aldridge - Spurs #1 offensive option
Kawhi - first-time AllStar, All-Defensive 1st team, Spurs #1 defensive option for positions 1-4
Danny - 3 and D sounds about right
Tony - Solid PG, but gonna start taking a backseat offensively to Aldridge
Manu - More of a vocal leader; 4th quarter floor general
Patty Mills - The Microwave
Jonathan Simmons - Clapper
Kyle Anderson - hopefully he starts getting minutes... Could possibly be Kawhi's backup, we'll see
Boris Diaw - PG @ the Center
David West - Kevin Willis 2.0
Jimmer Ferdette - Will do well in limited minutes, similar to Cory Joseph
Pop - COTY

terrible take, IMo.

Very mainstream.

[hater]

Manu - black leather clad gimp

[PhingerRoll]

You suck and so do your threads. Stop posting you fucktard!

[ChumpDumper]

Seriously, you should stop making threads.

You and your krew have no self control.

[honestfool84]

terrible take, IMo.

Very mainstream.

Ironic that I feel yours is just as terrible?

[spurraider21]

go ahead and make a lame vanilla respect thread.

this is a basketball thread for guys with basketball minds..

We like to think about basketball and roles.

We don't need vanilla fans with zero basketball knowledge on this thread.

Make your own thread. You're not invited here.
:lmao "basketball mind"

Jonathan Simmons - Clapper
Jimmer Ferdette - Maintenance, water boy and after game shower fuck toy

[K...]

Parker.... Fucking your mom
Duncan.... Having fun, donuts in the parking lots from his powerful cars
Manu.... Mystical old man suspening dark basketball magic

Lma.... Surviving pop
Kawhi.... Sitting on the bench reading "how to be assertive", hiding from the Barnes monster
Patty.... Pretending to be a pg
Ray..... Avery Johnson but with athletic power
Boban... Scaring kids
Diaw.. Most interesting man in the world.

[Spurtacular]

Jimmer Ferdette - Maintenance, water boy and after game shower fuck toy

You'll be all over that nigga's nuts the second he's outplaying Parker.


Jonathan Simmons - Clapper


A perfectly moronic role for the team's second or third best defender.


Kawhi - MVP and DPOY

Did you forget money player? Maybe not. But all the same, you're all about Kawhi's money shot.