ITT: Things that never happened.

[Ignignokt]

>The opponent Game planning for Kawhi's offense
>Pop game planning a Kawhi Offense
>Game planning a Kawhi offense
> Kawhi hitting clutch shots
>ever being the alpha
> Having a fan base outside of motorscooter americans and the phillipine islands

[spurraider21]

op making a good post

[SAGirl]

>The opponent Game planning for Kawhi's offense
>Pop game planning a Kawhi Offense
>Game planning a Kawhi offense
> Kawhi hitting clutch shots
>ever being the alpha
> Having a fan base outside of motorscooter americans and the phillipine islands
:lmao
This was hilarious!!!! :lol

[DarrinS]

Meh, alpha enough to be one of three players with DPOY and a Finals MVP -- the other two being GOAT and Hakeem.

[Mikeanaro]

>Porker porking OP.

[YGWHI]

>The opponent Game planning for Kawhi's offense
I wonder why the Clippers doubled Kawhi and not Parker or Danny/Tim/Manu, game planning for Kawhi's offense?
....

> Having a fan base outside of motorscooter americans and the phillipine islands
I posted almost 300 comments about Kawhi but I'm not philippine and don't ride scooters...I feel so excluded :depressed

[Kool Bob Love]

>The opponent Game planning for Kawhi's offense
>Pop game planning a Kawhi Offense
>Game planning a Kawhi offense
> Kawhi hitting clutch shots
>ever being the alpha
> Having a fan base outside of motorscooter americans and the phillipine islands

:lmao

[YGWHI]

:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

> Porker being the alpha, beta, gamma, or anything other than the omega
> Porker being clutch
> Porker being part of a "Big Three"
> Porker earning a Finals MVP against an elite player at his position
> Porker outplaying his own backups when it matters most
> Porker putting more trophies in the case than he's taken out
> Porker being properly compensated for what he brings to his team
> Porker being unselfish and a good teammate

[DJR210]

> Porker being the alpha, beta, gamma, or anything other than the omega
> Porker being clutch
> Porker being part of a "Big Three"
> Porker earning a Finals MVP against an elite player at his position
> Porker outplaying his own backups when it matters most
> Porker putting more trophies in the case than he's taken out
> Porker being properly compensated for what he brings to his team
> Porker being unselfish and a good teammate

:lol

[Astray]

>using meme arrows outside of 4chan

[Ignignokt]

>using meme arrows outside of 4chan

>thinking meme arrows started in 4chan

[weeks]

>thinking meme arrows started in 4chan
they did

[FkLA]

> Porker being the alpha, beta, gamma, or anything other than the omega
> Porker being clutch
> Porker being part of a "Big Three"
> Porker earning a Finals MVP against an elite player at his position
> Porker outplaying his own backups when it matters most
> Porker putting more trophies in the case than he's taken out
> Porker being properly compensated for what he brings to his team
> Porker being unselfish and a good teammate

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Robin-Lopez-Suns-Bench-Shock-Reaction.gif

[Robz4000]

op making a good post

Damn

[SuperCam]

As an objective, unbiased outsider, I have to declare this is a quality take :tu

[RD2191]

> Porker being the alpha, beta, gamma, or anything other than the omega
> Porker being clutch
> Porker being part of a "Big Three"
> Porker earning a Finals MVP against an elite player at his position
> Porker outplaying his own backups when it matters most
> Porker putting more trophies in the case than he's taken out
> Porker being properly compensated for what he brings to his team
> Porker being unselfish and a good teammate

[313]

>thinking meme arrows started in 4chan
>implying they didn't

[Arcadian]

OP not being a faggot

[jehawk81]

>The opponent Game planning for Kawhi's offense
>Pop game planning a Kawhi Offense
>Game planning a Kawhi offense
> Kawhi hitting clutch shots
>ever being the alpha
> Having a fan base outside of motorscooter americans and the phillipine islands

OP with the foundational truths

[SupremeGuy]

op making a good posthttp://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Denzel-Washington-Boom-Gif.gif

[TheGreatYacht]

>The opponent Game planning for Kawhi's offense
>Pop game planning a Kawhi Offense
>Game planning a Kawhi offense
> Kawhi hitting clutch shots
>ever being the alpha
> Having a fan base outside of motorscooter americans and the phillipine islands
:lmao :tu

[Clipper Nation]

> TheGreatFaggot being born heterosexual

[TheGreatYacht]

> Tranny Nation not googling Chicks with dicks

[RD2191]

> TheGreatFaggot being born heterosexual
:lol

[hater]

River of tears in here

[Ignignokt]

> Porker being the alpha, beta, gamma, or anything other than the omega

Ask Barry's wife

> Porker being clutch

Porker was clutch in the 2013 Miami series hitting incredible shots. Kawhi was too busy doing belly and wig rubbing exercises to stimulate brain activity and missing crucial free throws.

> Porker being part of a "Big Three"

He led the team in scoring for years.


> Porker earning a Finals MVP against an elite player at his position

>Beats receiving a pity narrative "Muh daddeh should be heyah" Finals MVP after depriving Verde's 2013 Finals MVP with missing two gimmes


> Porker outplaying his own backups when it matters most

>Porker not getting outplayed by 35 yr old scrubs who get traded that same summer


> Porker putting more trophies in the case than he's taken out

>Kawhi ever stepping inside a Kumon, not slobbering and drooling on oneself ina professional game
> Porker being properly compensated for what he brings to his team

Not understanding loyalty and taking paycuts early in his career. Looks like Kawhi took his advice lol


> Porker being unselfish and a good teammate

Atleast he doesn't try to pick out bugs from his teammate's afros

[TheGreatYacht]

Ask Barry's wife


Porker was clutch in the 2013 Miami series hitting incredible shots. Kawhi was too busy doing belly and wig rubbing exercises to stimulate brain activity and missing crucial free throws.


He led the team in scoring for years.



>Beats receiving a pity narrative "Muh daddeh should be heyah" Finals MVP after depriving Verde's 2013 Finals MVP with missing two gimmes



>Porker not getting outplayed by 35 yr old scrubs who get traded that same summer



>Kawhi ever stepping inside a Kumon, not slobbering and drooling on oneself ina professional game
> Porker being properly compensated for what he brings to his team

Not understanding loyalty and taking paycuts early in his career. Looks like Kawhi took his advice lol



Atleast he doesn't try to pick out bugs from his teammate's afros
Nothing but troof bombs here

[Clipper Nation]

Ask Barry's wife
:lol He didn't even fuck Barry's wife, they had a "sexting relationship." In other words, Porker begging, sending dick pics and getting turned down.


Porker was clutch in the 2013 Miami series hitting incredible shots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oqIUPBzCh4

:lol 3-12 in Game 7


He led the team in scoring for years.
:lol Regular-season "yay points"


Beats receiving a pity narrative "Muh daddeh should be heyah" Finals MVP after depriving Verde's 2013 Finals MVP with missing two gimmes
:lol Porker got the pity-narrative "my daddeh (Duncan) carried me here" Finals MVP.


>Porker not getting outplayed by 35 yr old scrubs who get traded that same summer
:lol Porker just got outplayed this year by some scrub the Knicks pulled out of the nearest Foot Locker store.


> Porker being properly compensated for what he brings to his team

Not understanding loyalty and taking paycuts early in his career. Looks like Kawhi took his advice lol
Kawhi's underpaid. Porker has always been way overpaid from minute one of his career.

[TheGreatYacht]

Lol Tranny Nation.

Its okay to give Kawhi a pass for shitting the bed for a couple of games in the first round, but not for Parker who carried the team to the Finals and got hurt the rest of the series because the team bus arrived late before Game 3 and they didn't get a chance to warm up....

Typical Kiwitard double standard. Too afraid to admit their idol is a role player

[Clipper Nation]

Parker who carried the team to the Finals
http://i.imgur.com/tnJjSHi.gif


the team bus arrived late before Game 3 and they didn't get a chance to warm up....
:lmao This is the lamest excuse I've EVER heard for a chokejob.

:cry "Porker choked the entire series away because the bus was a couple minutes late!" :cry

[TheGreatYacht]

:cry "Porker choked the entire series away because the bus was a couple minutes late!" :cry
:cry "Parker might've gotten guarded by Lebron that series, but he's no Matt Barnes" :cry