Favorite thread, quote or ongoing gag

[I. Hustle]

What is your favorite from your time on here? I've been a member since '04 and have seen some good ones.

Ex: Calf tatts; kicked out and need help with cats; scratched my face because of a temper tantrum; "BJ from a dude feels good until you look down and realize..."

[DJR210]

What's the deal with the scratched face?

[I. Hustle]

What's the deal with the scratched face?

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=116337&highlight=scratch+my+face

[DJR210]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=116337&highlight=scratch+my+face

:lmao I remember that shit now

[I. Hustle]

That was a time when meltdown threads used to mean something. The good old days when people would look for sympathy because they are entitled brats or because their cat was dying and we would collectively attack them .

Now the term "meltdown" is thrown around too loosely. Just because someone is upset about a post or reacts crazy one time, it isn't a meltdown. The content isn't there. I want to really laugh at some of the stuff that is said in a thread instead of just reading pages of name calling.

[clambake]

player rides.

richard jefferson drives a white 1980 walton.

[DisAsTerBot]

this is a pretty good one

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=164522

retirement announcements, bannings, :cry farewell letters :cry... Same people, 5 years ago

[RD2191]

Blake's cuck thread. Nolyfescrubs cat thread. Thegreatshits getting exposed for posting fake pics. My scooter thread.

[Avante]

While at the time I had no idea of the total immaturity "here" with my...."was in the navy, made it with some Asian hookers"...would get the play it has. I just assumed it was understood that's what sailors/soldiers did. Had no idea that was news to everyone "here".

[clambake]

so.....you just assumed all of us sexually assault young children?

[clambake]

i guess not sexually assaulting children is a sign of total immaturity.

[I. Hustle]

so.....you just assumed all of us sexually assault young children?

LMMFAO

[I. Hustle]

This was a good one too but he got embarrassed and deleted the original. I made a spoof on it but it wasn't the same as real life.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104877&highlight=donate+blood

[DJR210]

so.....you just assumed all of us sexually assault young children?

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/mkwikia/images/6/6b/MKT_Fatality_Logo.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/120?cb=20120806080609

[DJR210]

This place really was the best place to air out personal problems to a lot of people bitd

[Avante]

so.....you just assumed all of us sexually assault young children?

That is what I'm talking about.

You honestly believe those bars hire young children to hustle drinks? You really think that. That's what I'm talking about, it was nothing like that at all.

What is happening is due to your ignorance you are confusing whore houses over there to the bars, it was in the brothels you found the young girls. I've never been in a whore house.

[clambake]

yeah right, that little girl was just anxiously awaiting for the great avante's arrival.

[DJR210]

You honestly believe those bars hire young children to hustle drinks?

Yes.

This is not fucking rocket science guy. Those of us who are not trying to downplay a sick story shared with the internet know that 3rd world countries victimize children and underage girls/boys. Keep preaching your fucking bullshit you sick old bastard, it's one thing to come here and admit you were wrong and leave shit alone, but you can't get enough of this subject. The level at which you try and rationalize this sick ass shit all these years later is fucking disturbing, it really is.

Look at this shit:

http://www.dw.com/en/philippines-struggling-to-tackle-child-prostitution/a-18305386

http://abcnews.go.com/International/americans-targeted-allegedly-running-underage-prostitution-philippines/story?id=18582802

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3164917/The-red-light-city-Philippines-filled-children-fathered-Australian-sex-trade-tourists-women-pregnant-abandoning-nothing.html

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25068199

This is the first few things that come up in a search online. You really wanna sit here and play games like the lack of a legitimate system over there isn't leading to underage girls being prostituted out in bars? You're one stupid mother fucker.

[Clipper Nation]

"Just had some bombs dropped on me by the wife... cuckity cuck cuck cuck."

:depressed

[Avante]

Yes.

This is not fucking rocket science guy. Those of us who are not trying to downplay a sick story shared with the internet know that 3rd world countries victimize children and underage girls/boys. Keep preaching your fucking bullshit you sick old bastard, it's one thing to come here and admit you were wrong and leave shit alone, but you can't get enough of this subject. The level at which you try and rationalize this sick ass shit all these years later is fucking disturbing, it really is.

Look at this shit:

http://www.dw.com/en/philippines-struggling-to-tackle-child-prostitution/a-18305386

http://abcnews.go.com/International/americans-targeted-allegedly-running-underage-prostitution-philippines/story?id=18582802

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3164917/The-red-light-city-Philippines-filled-children-fathered-Australian-sex-trade-tourists-women-pregnant-abandoning-nothing.html

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25068199

This is the first few things that come up in a search online. You really wanna sit here and play games like the lack of a legitimate system over there isn't leading to underage girls being prostituted out in bars? You're one stupid mother fucker.

Stupid. I was there in the early 70's ok ya dumb fuck? While there could have been some 16 years old girls in those bars no way in hell we saw 14 or younger. And you do know a 16 year old girl over there is legal, right?

Stupid, I was 19-22 and had no clue what was going on over there. Where I came from ya had to be 21 to go into a bar, so the thought of 16 or younger people there never even crossed my mind.

Stupid, if you knew anything about that world over there you'd see just how dumb you look.

Fuck head there is nothing worst than some sick ass pedo, you shoot that sick fuck in the head, why ignore my stance on this? Well, why continue to ignore my stance? I was in a world I knew nothing about....OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DJR210]

While there could have been some 16 years old girls in those bars no way in hell we saw 14 or younger.

So there you go trying to justify and downplay some more. You're just proving my point further, you sick old mother fucker.

[clambake]

"i only did her cuz they was doing her"

[DisAsTerBot]

Stupid. I was there in the early 70's ok ya dumb fuck? While there could have been some 16 years old girls in those bars no way in hell we saw 14 or younger. And you do know a 16 year old girl over there is legal, right?

Stupid, I was 19-22 and had no clue what was going on over there. Where I came from ya had to be 21 to go into a bar, so the thought of 16 or younger people there never even crossed my mind.

Stupid, if you knew anything about that world over there you'd see just how dumb you look.

Fuck head there is nothing worst than some sick ass pedo, you shoot that sick fuck in the head, why ignore my stance on this? Well, why continue to ignore my stance? I was in a world I knew nothing about....OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

but you were in the bar and underaged and it still didn't cross your mind?

[clambake]

Stupid. I was there in the early 70's ok ya dumb fuck? While there could have been some 16 years old girls in those bars no way in hell we saw 14 or younger. And you do know a 16 year old girl over there is legal, right?

Stupid, I was 19-22 and had no clue what was going on over there. Where I came from ya had to be 21 to go into a bar, so the thought of 16 or younger people there never even crossed my mind.

Stupid, if you knew anything about that world over there you'd see just how dumb you look.

Fuck head there is nothing worst than some sick ass pedo, you shoot that sick fuck in the head, why ignore my stance on this? Well, why continue to ignore my stance? I was in a world I knew nothing about....OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

avante confirms he only did children for 3-4 years.

[Clipper Nation]

Stupid. I was there in the early 70's ok ya dumb fuck? While there could have been some 16 years old girls in those bars no way in hell we saw 14 or younger. And you do know a 16 year old girl over there is legal, right?

Stupid, I was 19-22 and had no clue what was going on over there. Where I came from ya had to be 21 to go into a bar, so the thought of 16 or younger people there never even crossed my mind.

Stupid, if you knew anything about that world over there you'd see just how dumb you look.

Fuck head there is nothing worst than some sick ass pedo, you shoot that sick fuck in the head, why ignore my stance on this? Well, why continue to ignore my stance? I was in a world I knew nothing about....OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're disgusting. Old, sicko, perverted faggot.

[clambake]

"i had no clue, so i just removed her diaper and got jiggy with it"

[DJR210]

"Do you honestly think those bars employed under age girls?"

"Yeah there may have been some 16 years old girls there, BUT YOU BETTER BELIEVE THERE WEREN'T ANY 14 YEAR OLDS THERE!!!!"

[benefactor]

Trill, why do brothers flip the fuck out over obsese white chicks if they so ugly? Why don't they hook up with Umgabe from Zaire over there with her rug head and harmonica nose?

[I. Hustle]

LMAO Now THAT'S a quote!

[I. Hustle]

Where I'm from you had to be 21 to go into bars. Why would a 19 or 20 yr old kid that I was think that it would be different somewhere else?!

Why do you guys keep talking about this?! It's like every time I bring it up and start defending myself out of nowhere, you guys have to talk shit!

[benefactor]

LMAO Now THAT'S a quote!
One of the few here where I've laughed out loud at the computer. Marcus telling poop to worship his post count and stroke his cock to it was another.

[BD24]

There is some fantastic threads on here such as Xmas fake death thread where he pretended to be dead and post on here as his brother, Applesauce wanting to fuck his aunt and other weird threads, can't leave out the spurstalk moment in photoshop, but out of everything the "LOL" thread takes the cake. Hats off to Mono for that discovery :bobo

[Chris]

That Nash photoshop thread had my side hurtin :lol

[Joseph Kony]

The lol thread in the NBA forum.

:lol exposed as a naruto loving anime fagboy

[mrsmaalox]

This was a good one too but he got embarrassed and deleted the original. I made a spoof on it but it wasn't the same as real life.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104877&highlight=donate+blood

:lol Miami Heat :lol Remember the one where he lost his faith in his girlfriend because she called her mom on the phone instead of heating up his pizza? :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

The Playboy Mansion Thread was classic. It had a profound effect on SBM. I think I jumped in and snarked him a couple of times and boy, that marked me and made me part of his quest to exact revenge upon his tormentors :lol

Man then he hooked up with those other 2 psychos, and they were like a ticking timebomb of dysfunction :lol I've never seen anything like it. The social media version of "The Three Christs of Ypsilanti" played out right before my eyes :rollin

[I. Hustle]

:lol Miami Heat :lol Remember the one where he lost his faith in his girlfriend because she called her mom on the phone instead of heating up his pizza? :lmao

I was looking for that one. That was a really good one too.