LMAO New York Times

[Clipper Nation]

:lol More like "27 Ways to be a Modern Cuck"

http://i.imgur.com/FWa6ReS.png

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol I guess ChumpDumper is writing for the Times now, tbh..

[InRareForm]

Hipster shit is getting ridicolous

[ChumpDumper]

:lol I guess ChumpDumper is writing for the Times now, tbh..Rent free.

[DAF86]

Article is pretty bad but the corrections aren't that much better. Why do Americans still think that a regular person would be able to handle a gun in high-stress situations? :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Article is pretty bad but the corrections aren't that much better. Why do Americans still think that a regular person would be able to handle a gun in high-stress situations? :lol

Because it happens all the time.

Mass shootings:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/07/27/cincinnati-man-shoots-at-1-year-old-boy-is-shot-by-man-with-concealed-carry/

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-uber-driver-shoots-gunman-met-0420-20150419-story.html

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Man-Shot-in-the-Chest-Inside-West-Philly-Barbershop-297176271.html

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-military-member-concealed-carry-shoots-attacker-20140706-story.html

http://www.kgw.com/story/news/2014/07/24/12405148/

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/article/Two-wounded-in-theater-shooting-4122668.php

http://www.goupstate.com/article/20120325/ARTICLES/120329781/1112?tc=ar

http://www.uticaod.com/article/20100527/NEWS/305279879

http://www.richmond.com/news/article_511c090a-33c6-534f-9eab-41bc05fd49c8.html

Home invasions:

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2015/10/05/homeowner-fights-back-shoots-three-suspected-robbers/

http://www.kwtx.com/home/headlines/Four-Teens-Arrested-In-Attempted-Local-Home-Invasion-329834831.html

http://abc13.com/news/homeowner-fatally-shoots-suspect-reportedly-during-home-invasion-attempt-in-nw-harris-co/1001806/

http://www.eagletribune.com/news/two-lawrence-men-in-critical-condition-after-connecticut-shooting/article_09de4f6c-d626-5d4e-a2b4-bf1286470881.html

http://www.ktvu.com/news/16099133-story

http://www.insidebayarea.com/crime-courts/ci_28621392/2-men-attempt-rob-rape-elderly-woman-her

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jun/11/detroit-woman-fights-5-home-invaders-handgun-god-k/

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/suspected-home-intruder-shot-dead-in-boulder-monday-night

http://www.khou.com/story/news/crime/2015/04/07/dad-opens-fire-on-home-invaders-in-northeast-harris-county/25400123/

These stories just don't make national or worldwide headlines because they don't fit certain agendas.

[Robz4000]

Just a hole bunch of failure on both sides imo

[DAF86]

Because it happens all the time.

Mass shootings:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/07/27/cincinnati-man-shoots-at-1-year-old-boy-is-shot-by-man-with-concealed-carry/

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-uber-driver-shoots-gunman-met-0420-20150419-story.html

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Man-Shot-in-the-Chest-Inside-West-Philly-Barbershop-297176271.html

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-military-member-concealed-carry-shoots-attacker-20140706-story.html

http://www.kgw.com/story/news/2014/07/24/12405148/

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/article/Two-wounded-in-theater-shooting-4122668.php

http://www.goupstate.com/article/20120325/ARTICLES/120329781/1112?tc=ar

http://www.uticaod.com/article/20100527/NEWS/305279879

http://www.richmond.com/news/article_511c090a-33c6-534f-9eab-41bc05fd49c8.html

Home invasions:

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2015/10/05/homeowner-fights-back-shoots-three-suspected-robbers/

http://www.kwtx.com/home/headlines/Four-Teens-Arrested-In-Attempted-Local-Home-Invasion-329834831.html

http://abc13.com/news/homeowner-fatally-shoots-suspect-reportedly-during-home-invasion-attempt-in-nw-harris-co/1001806/

http://www.eagletribune.com/news/two-lawrence-men-in-critical-condition-after-connecticut-shooting/article_09de4f6c-d626-5d4e-a2b4-bf1286470881.html

http://www.ktvu.com/news/16099133-story

http://www.insidebayarea.com/crime-courts/ci_28621392/2-men-attempt-rob-rape-elderly-woman-her

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jun/11/detroit-woman-fights-5-home-invaders-handgun-god-k/

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/suspected-home-intruder-shot-dead-in-boulder-monday-night

http://www.khou.com/story/news/crime/2015/04/07/dad-opens-fire-on-home-invaders-in-northeast-harris-county/25400123/

These stories just don't make national or worldwide headlines because they don't fit certain agendas.

Yeah, and for everyone of those there's probably a million more where the victim just freezes and does nothing. And that would be the best case scenario, some other times the victim tries to pull out the gun and fucks the situation up even more.

[DAF86]

By the way, lol at more than half of those stories actually happenning because every wacko has fairly easy access to guns to begin with. :lol

[K...]

Joke is on op for searching "how to be a man" why else would you click on the NY times style section?

[Biernutz]

A " Modern Man" will have a melon baller........:lmao

[Infinite_limit]

#13 is so out of place

[BatManu20]

The author of the article

https://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/gay-kid.jpg

[MI21]

This guy sounds like a fkn wnker, tbh

[Spurminator]

LOL at anyone taking a column with the sentence “The modern man doesn’t scold his daughter when she sneezes while eating an apple doughnut, even if the pieces fly everywhere” seriously.

OP trolled by the NYT.

[Spurminator]

Hey, CN, check this dumbass out! He thinks his daughter should be on the $10 bill! Somebody needs to craft a witty commentary screenshot to take this beta-cuck down, am I right? (LOL high five)

http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/put-my-beautiful-daughter-10-bill-51118

[DisAsTerBot]

modern man is offended by everything tbh

[Wild Cobra]

:lol I guess ChumpDumper is writing for the Times now, tbh..
More like Mouse or Boutons.

Chump's not that ignorant, though is is a real pain.

[Blake]

Joke is on op for searching "how to be a man" why else would you click on the NY times style section?

:lol no srsly, why is op reading the NYT style section

[Spurminator]

OP is just taking his instructions from conservative blogs, per usual. They went ape shit over this column.

[mrsmaalox]

Article is pretty bad but the corrections aren't that much better. Why do Americans still think that a regular person would be able to handle a gun in high-stress situations? :lol

Because about 50% of the gun nuts "logic" is based on self aggrandizing hero fantasies.

[Blake]

OP is just taking his instructions from conservative blogs, per usual. They went ape shit over this column.

so people actually took this article seriously?

[Spurminator]

so people actually took this article seriously?

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/424941/new-york-times-modern-man-list-rebuttal
http://pjmedia.com/blog/new-york-times-says-modern-man-has-no-use-for-a-gun-cries-often/
https://medium.com/keep-learning-keep-growing/the-new-york-times-27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man-a-rebuttal-2813a4da56f9
http://danaloeschradio.com/27-ways-to-be-a-real-modern-man
http://monsterhunternation.com/2015/10/02/fisking-the-new-york-times-modern-man/
http://dailycaller.com/2015/10/02/the-nyts-ideal-man-wont-get-any-respect/
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=252972&p=8211380

[Blake]

I'm not sure which is weirder, the article or the reaction to it

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Spurmguzzler sure is ass-blasted by this thread, tbh. I imagine that faggot looks exactly like this guy:

http://i.imgur.com/w3VVbQE.jpg

I bet he raced to the store to buy a melon baller ASAP after reading this article.

[Spurminator]

OP trying to play it off like he was the troller and not the trolled.

I already have several brands of melon ballers, tbh. I pinned a Tweet about it months ago.

[Clipper Nation]

I already have several brands of melon ballers, tbh.

:lol Shocker!

[ChumpDumper]

OP cucked by satire.

Unsurprising.

[Biernutz]

#26 The modern man cries. He cries often........must be a cowboy fan........

[Clipper Nation]

OP cucked by satire.

Unsurprising.

If it's supposed to be "satire," it's an atrocious attempt at it that deserves all the mockery it's received.