NFL Week 5 Thread sponsored by the AFC South Comedy Tour

[Chris]

unreal :lol

[spurtech09]

holding pats to 13 pts......too bad cowboys can't even move the ball

[spurtech09]

unreal :lolIf you were talking about the fg..Yes unreal lol

[Mal]

:lmao Stafford. What a bum

[spurraider21]

lol talib hanging by crabtree's underwear ffs... no flag

[spurtech09]

Barry Church hurt? Don't see him out there?

[Mal]

Orlovsky in

[Aztecfan03]

Falcons biggest fuckin fraud record in the whole league

And yet you are using them to prop up your division...

[leemajors]

Playcalling has been shit and Pat's D is very good. Weeden has no chance tbh

Weeden is shit. No pocket awareness. Dunno why they alternate rbs by quarter, McFadden is terrible

[Mal]

Can Oakland stay within 4 points in this game ?

[Mal]

Lewis just went under defender like in cartoons

[Robz4000]

Nevermind. They're still _allas.

[Raven]

good lord, we finally have a great back

[td4mvp2k]

boys ready for week vacay

[spurtech09]

Weeden is shit. No pocket awareness. Dunno why they alternate rbs by quarter, McFadden is terribleTough to watch.....Cowboys of old......

[spurtech09]

boys ready for week vacayYes.....Time to pack it in......

[spurraider21]

Denver's D has been suffocating in the 2nd half, even with Ware out

edit: great throw by carr on 3rd and long just after a say that

[spurraider21]

Put in Jimmy G. Too risky for Brady
lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Orlovsky in
No surprise, Stafford sucks.

[spurraider21]

denverrefs

[Chris]

Still amazed Phil Simms has a job

[spurraider21]

Still amazed Phil Simms has a job
his son is worse

[spurraider21]

woodson again!

[Mal]

Woodson :wow

[spurraider21]

woodson ties norman for the lead with 4 INT's on the season

[Chris]

his son is worse

I'm thankful I haven't heard him yet :lol

[td4mvp2k]

go for it!

[Chris]

:lol playcalling :lol

[td4mvp2k]

boooo

[Silver&Black]

woodson again!

That pick was nasty....

:wow

[spurraider21]

smh seabass... gets his first one blocked then whiffs on a 40 yarder

2 missed FG's and down by 2 points

[Mal]

What the fuck happend with all the kickers

[HarlemHeat37]

:lmao 2 phantom unsportsmanlike penalties in the past 3 drives, tbh..

[HarlemHeat37]

:lmao can't believe Fatikowski missed that chip shot, tbh..

[spurraider21]

:lmao 2 phantom unsportsmanlike penalties in the past 3 drives, tbh..
:lol "phantom"... are you describing the phony PI call on the sideline?

[Chris]

:lol Cowboys tackling :lol

[Raven]

:cry i loved edelman from the start :cry so proud :cry

[spurtech09]

:lol Cowboys tackling :lolGets worse and worse.....Plus wide open Pats WR's

[td4mvp2k]

take sean lee out plz

[Mal]

Take Brady out. Dirty Hardy is hunting him

[Chris]

Gets worse and worse.....Plus wide open Pats WR's

Time for some playoff baseball on my TV imo Hopefully we can avoid any injuries for the duration of this game, and go into the bye week with some focus.

[spurraider21]

dirty broncos per par

[Holden_Caulfield]

My nigga Carr

[Chris]

Phil Simms just makes this game unwatchable at this point

[HarlemHeat37]

:lmao another unsportsmanlike penalty..you can't make this shit up:lmao..

[Mal]

:lmao another unsportsmanlike penalty..you can't make this shit up:lmao..

It was so obvious

[td4mvp2k]

Take Brady out. Dirty Hardy is hunting him
he wants his wife... make her a widow tbh

[spurraider21]

shit :depressed

[Mal]

Fuck you Carr

[Raven]

:lol witten :lol

[spurtech09]

take sean lee out plz
might as well......Health is more important

[HarlemHeat37]

:lmao false hope for the Raiders :lmao
:lmao best defense of all-time :lmao
:lmao Manning looking like a High School QB, but it doesn't even matter

[spurraider21]

gg denver... but i'm not sold that they're "for real."

[Holden_Caulfield]

Wtf was that lol

[spurraider21]

:lmao false hope for the Raiders :lmao
:lmao best defense of all-time :lmao
:lmao Manning looking like a High School QB, but it doesn't even matter
:lmao youre right that is hilarious :lmao

[Mal]

Scoreboard found the guy that Carr pass was intended too, I wonder how so.

[spurraider21]

Scoreboard found the guy that Carr pass was intended too, I wonder how so.
replay showed it... pass was aimed for seth roberts. he never looked back at the ball, didnt even reach out for it, so the ball sailed right past him

[Raven]

proud that the team went for it there, would have like a different type of run though.

[HarlemHeat37]

To be fair, Broncos haven't played a single decent QB, so far, and next week continues that trend:lol..a bunch of average or worse QBs..


Rodgers the week after, though..

[spurtech09]

proud that the team went for it there, would have like a different type of run though.greedy....cowboys are not coming back.....should of kicked the FG......

[td4mvp2k]

weeden didn't get sacked :wow

[Chris]

There's the Weeden special :lol

[td4mvp2k]

fuk u sims!

[Raven]

weeden didn't get sacked :wow

:lol

[spurraider21]

fumblefaggots :lol

[Raven]

greedy....cowboys are not coming back.....should of kicked the FG......


it's not greedy, it's just statistics

[HarlemHeat37]

This defense <3 its unfair for the rest of the league to allow these savages on the field, tbh..

[Clipper Nation]

gg denver... but i'm not sold that they're "for real."
:lol Ray Duhz

[Mal]

This is so close

[spurtech09]

There's the Weeden special :lolWell bye week is coming up....Work in Matt Cassel and get him ready for the Giants.....What do the Cowboys have to lose.......Better than Weeden......

[spurtech09]

it's not greedy, it's just statisticsLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mal]

Weeden had the best job in the world, and then Romo get injured

[Mal]

Carr sucks

[spurraider21]

wtf is that playcall :lol... if you're going for it on 4th of 18, why the fuck do u run a short screen :lol

[Mal]

:lmao

[HarlemHeat37]

:lmao these weak calls don't even matter, too..

[AlexJones]

And.. the black coach theory strikes again. Jim fucking Caldwell :lmao

[spurtech09]

Weeden had the best job in the world, and then Romo get injuredWeeden needs to go......Not to be rude but how did he become a QB ?

[Mal]

Weeden needs to go......Not to be rude but how did he become a QB ?

He went to college when he was like 25, so maybe he decided between 18 - 25 ?

[HarlemHeat37]

:lmao Del Rio
:lmao David Carr
:lmao unsportsmanlike conduct all game
:lmao Manning looking like a High School PE Coach and it doesn't matter
:lmao 13 straight division wins

[td4mvp2k]

Weeden needs to go......Not to be rude but how did he become a QB ? cuz Yankees didn't want him

[td4mvp2k]

gave up too many HRs

[Mal]

Oh fuck off Kubiak, I want to go to sleep

[Mal]

lol Denver

[Mal]

Fuck off, go for TD

[spurraider21]

janikowski is one of the worst onside-kickers i've ever seen :lol... broncos shouldnt be worried

[Mal]

:lmao

[spurraider21]

janikowski is one of the worst onside-kickers i've ever seen :lol... broncos shouldnt be worried
:lmao what a terrible kick

0 recoveries on 22 straight onside attempts

[spurraider21]

:lol janikowski's kick to DT was more accurate than any of peyton's passes to him

[Mal]

:lmao what a terrible kick

0 recoveries on 22 straight onside attempts

You cant recover that. Receiver like Thomas would catch it blind

[spurraider21]

was fully expecting to lose to denver, but we put up a good fight. if we were able to make 1 of the 2 missed FG's we probably win the game

just as the raiders look like they're turning a corner they start shooting themselves in the foot. murray with the butterfingers against chicago, janikowski choking against Denver... frustrating ways to lose

[spurraider21]

Scoreboard found the guy that Carr pass was intended too, I wonder how so.

Pass thrown to #10, he didnt look for the ball at all until it was already past him. the pass was directly on the right hash, he woulda had an easy grab. could have also been at cooper. if either had their head turned toward the QB, it woulda been a catch and moved us into FG range to take the lead. instead... game over

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[unleashbaynes]

Big time throw by Kraep

[unleashbaynes]

:cheer niners

[jeebus]

niners suck cock again

[HarlemHeat37]

Wow, that catch :wow..

[jeebus]

:lol that last play
:lol kraep
:lol niners

[HI-FI]

I guess Coughlin's whining paid off. Least Kap had a great bounce back. This season was going to be a mess anyways.

[Clipper Nation]

Elite Manning ready to add #3 to the case :worthy:

[good effort good job]

:lol

[unleashbaynes]

fuck the garbage ass giants. such a trash schedule. kraep disappoints yet again.

[spurraider21]

Elite Manning ready to add #3 to the case :worthy:
:lmao thinking eli and flacuck are elite

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao thinking eli and flacuck are elite

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[The Gemini Method]

What were the two D touchdowns? I know the Wagner oneI was a tad bit furious when I put that up--I meant we had 2 turnovers that we manage to capitalize on one.

[spurraider21]

:lol HarlemHeat37

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[ace3g]

Rivers/Gates not skipping a beat

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Steelers
:lol Struggling with this fetid shitdump of a team

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Philbilly
:lmao Too busy pumping out 12 kids a year with his sister-wife to learn how to read a defense
:lmao Handing out pick-sixes like he's Playoff Fivehead

[ace3g]

ANTONIO FREAKING GATES!!!

Jimmy Graham who???

[ace3g]

Vick with the response!!!

[spurraider21]

pagano with the rare slip-up

[Lebron4MVP]

Vick is fucking clutch. This defense is tired but still fucking amazing. Man I can't wait for Big Ben to return!

[Chris]

I smell a Vick pick :lol

[Lebron4MVP]

Vick again!

[Chris]

Lmao Chargers

[Robz4000]

:lmao

[spurraider21]

give the ball to lynch

[Chris]

:lmao

[spurraider21]

go for two

[SuperCam]

Dog killer going in raw :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao This franchise and team blows... Rodgers is going to fuck us raw next week, too.

[DAF86]

:cry Thank you based Dog Killer for another entertaining night of football :cry

If it wasn't for Tomlin and the kicker he would be 2-0, tbh.

[SuperCam]

fucking shit ass one team division. Yet another group weaker than the NFC south, tbh

[Aztecfan03]

(Ahnold accent) Lose Chahjahs. Lose.

[Spur-Addict]

:cry Thank you Gates for bringing me fantasy victory