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I. Hustle
10-16-2015, 02:53 PM
I'm just curious. As someone who is involved in competitive LARPing and constantly touring the Ren Fair circiut, I like my beard to be looking good.
SpursforSix
10-16-2015, 03:39 PM
I'm just curious. As someone who is involved in competitive LARPing and constantly touring the Ren Fair circiut, I like my beard to be looking good.

I use the blood of a Morning Elf combed through my beard with unicorn ribs.
DMC
10-17-2015, 01:00 AM
Your mother's vag juice.
Re-Animator
10-19-2015, 09:12 AM
http://i.imgur.com/SKIvA6s.gif
SpursforSix
10-19-2015, 11:23 AM
ew gross sriracha

what do you put on your beard noodles? ranch dressing?
SpursforSix
10-19-2015, 03:36 PM
maybe some ham and egg cooked with the noodles

sriracha is hot sauce for people who don't like hot sauce

I got some Sriracha at home. But if I'm at the restaurant, I go for the red pepper oil every time.
SpursforSix
10-19-2015, 04:21 PM
if i'm at a restaurant i'm eating some fucking tacos or enchiladas

You're at a noodle restaurant. They don't have tacos and shit like that.
SpursforSix
10-19-2015, 05:01 PM
why would you go to a restaurant ... for noodles?


and assuming such things do actually exist, if i'm at a noodle restaurant i'm using a bowl not my beard

you'll goddamn use whatever the protocol is.
hater
10-19-2015, 06:11 PM
Siracha is for pussy emos. Habanero is where its at
pgardn
10-19-2015, 10:15 PM
you'll goddamn use whatever the protocol is.

And the protocol is a Fkn Bowl Beard.
Has he made himself clear Private Hemann?

Deh smissed.
SpursforSix
10-20-2015, 11:41 AM
Ghost peppers aight

I tried to talk myself into that. Started putting Ghost Pepper Sauce on things. Then after a couple of bite, nothing would have any taste except the Ghost Pepper Sauce. Sweat dripping into my beard bowl.
Habanero is about as hot as I like it if I still want to taste food.
SpursforSix
10-20-2015, 11:59 AM
pff tasting food is so 2012

you know what else is 2012? Alice in Chains, Razer Scooters, the Sopranos, LSD, and Richard Pryor.
so...I'm OK with being "2012" sparky.
SpursforSix
10-20-2015, 12:49 PM
calling people sparky is 2009 at best

what are you? a wise guy?

sheesh...let's change the subject...how about...hmmmm...yes.....

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