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21_Dickings
10-29-2015, 10:41 PM
Man oh man, fatnecks, the Lakeshow is back!!!

From a pure basketball standpoint, this roster is built perfectly. We have a lock down paint anchor in Roy Hibbert, who looks to be in the best shape of his life and more motivated than ever. He absolutely shut down the overrated Karl Anthony Towns last night and patrolled the paint like a Spurfan patrols the donut shop: With hunger and ferocity.

And then there's Randle. Not just Charles Barkley 2.0, he's Charles Barkley 5.0. I expected the cat to get arrive at Staples in Doc Brown's Delorean. This guy is that cutting edge at the PF position. Never seen anything like him. Makes Blake Griffin look obsolete. KG had fear in his eyes like Spurfan fears diets going up against this man.

Clarkson is beginning where he left off last season, leaving defenders in his dust, and looking more and more like Russell Westbrook every time I watch him.

D'Angelo orchestrated the offense beautifully. Never forced and made all the right decisions. Kid looks like a 15 year vet out there.

And the Mamba. Vino. The Ageless one. 24 points on opening night against the legendary defense of Tayshaun Prince at his age and miles is just mind-boggling. Did Jim even score last night? I expect Kobe to make an MVP push this season. He looks that good.

And that bench! Our 2nd unit could make the playoffs in the East. We got prime Steve Nash reborn. Sweet Lou Williams. And the Swaggy One. If the starters ever start to lag, this bench can revive things like a Nitroglycerin tab revives a Spurfan's heartbeat.

"But you lost!"

Simply a classy gesture for Flip. When we "tried" we were beating a very talented, athletic and hungry Wolves team by 20. Who realistically can match up with this team? We have zero weaknesses.

Yeah, time to say it.

J.H.U.T.T.

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Splits
10-29-2015, 10:44 PM
:lmao soooo much win in this post

pgardn
10-29-2015, 11:42 PM
The Laker offense 2nd half was pure 1v.1

That had to be some of the ugliest basketball the Solar System has ever witnessed. Seriously OP, how can you sit and stare at pure shit? And does the stench penetrate the TV screen?


So I can't distinguish between a REAL Laker fan and a troll.
This is not surprising. It's that bad.

TheGreatYacht
10-30-2015, 12:07 AM
:lmao

Mugen
10-30-2015, 12:08 AM
:bobo

Robz4000
10-30-2015, 12:13 AM
:tu

Molotov
10-30-2015, 01:04 AM
The Laker offense 2nd half was pure 1v.1

That had to be some of the ugliest basketball the Solar System has ever witnessed. Seriously OP, how can you sit and stare at pure shit? And does the stench penetrate the TV screen?


So I can't distinguish between a REAL Laker fan and a troll.
This is not surprising. It's that bad.



:bobo


You got one J.H.U.T.T.


8/10

Medvedenko
10-30-2015, 01:05 AM
Best troll on this forum.

pgardn
10-30-2015, 08:01 AM
Best troll on this forum.

Indistinguishable from an actual lakerfan outlook, it's a tough world.
Kirby denial is so outrageous its contagious.
Rhyme.

But yeah, gaffed and flopping on board.

gnsf0946
10-30-2015, 10:10 AM
patrolled the paint like a Spurfan patrols the donut shop: With hunger and ferocity.

:lmao almost choked on my donut reading this

BD24
10-30-2015, 12:52 PM
:lol:toast

DMC
10-30-2015, 07:24 PM
Just think how close LA was to disaster had they drafted Okafor.

Sean Cagney
10-30-2015, 10:00 PM
They are a horrible team, get real.