HEB Commercials

[ElNono]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0BAU5rUQ-U

[ElNono]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4wLg5g1xPw

[ElNono]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-7JlRmrnSk

[ElNono]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8MGUUVYfw8

[ElNono]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrrwFZrKdcg

[benfti]

Cooking class is freaking hilarious

[DarrinS]

:lol

[DarrinS]

About time Danny got in some of those

[EVAY]

Thanks, Nono.

[TXstbobcat]

Thanks for posting. These are great.

[BillMc]

Cheers for posting these, ElNono. :toast

Like em all, especially chicken retreat and cooking class.

[HarlemHeat37]

Wouldn't be surprised if Kawhi got some movie calls once his name gets bigger, tbh..a lot of acting potential..

[will_spurs]

"Seems really long for a boat name"
"Manu made me do it"

:lol

[random21]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4wLg5g1xPw

My fav

[TXstbobcat]

That stronger than the coyote commercial is hilarious. :lol

[loveforthegame]

Always good stuff. :tu

Timmy: When do you have time to make signs? :lol

[MultiTroll]

How often are these cornball commercials ran on San Antone tv?

[Seventyniner]

That Crocodile Dundee reference was my favorite.

[turb0time]

LMAO "Does that sign say cooking with Timmy?"

[DJR210]

Fuck H-E-B they charging me more for everything so they can have nearly every member of the roster appear.. At least give us what we want and sign Boban.

[SPURt]

Thanks for posting! They were talking about them on league pass last night but I couldn't see them because they don't show local commercials.

[Keepin' it real]

Decent commercials, but weaker than in years past.

[TXstbobcat]

That Crocodile Dundee reference was my favorite.

"that's not a knife, this is a knife". :lol

[Divingbell]

Could anyone please explain to me what do those boat names mean? I'm a foreign spurs fan, wanting to translate these commercials to Chinese... but couldn't understand at all what's pun or reference behind those names, like "manu-ray", "laSharkus", "Kawhi knot" and "hoop line sinker"? I know "hoop line sinker" is similar to "hook line sinker", is this the the link?

would appreciate your help! :toast

[baseline bum]

What the hell is this that I found linked after ElNonos first video? :lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX5cQ4IrxPI

[SAGirl]

Thanks for sharing. Kawhi is the funniest, but love them all. Agree that last year's were funnier though.

[BatManu20]

"Cooking with Tony" is by far the best one. And lol at LMA's acting ability.

Apparently they shot all of those in one day too.

[ElNono]

What the hell is this that I found linked after ElNonos first video? :lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX5cQ4IrxPI

wtf never seen it before :lmao

[Aztecfan03]

Could anyone please explain to me what do those boat names mean? I'm a foreign spurs fan, wanting to translate these commercials to Chinese... but couldn't understand at all what's pun or reference behind those names, like "manu-ray", "laSharkus", "Kawhi knot" and "hoop line sinker"? I know "hoop line sinker" is similar to "hook line sinker", is this the the link?

would appreciate your help! :toast
yes its just conecting basketball and fishing.
also
manu-ray instead of manta-ray
la"shark"us because sharks
kawhi knot is because knots are used a lot in boating and it sounds like ka-"why not"

hope that helps.

[urunobili]

Chicken retreat FTW

[ElNono]

Chicken retreat FTW

:lol yeah, the ripping out part of the court part is hilarious

[apalisoc_9]

Kawhi is surprisingly a good actor...:lol

Much improved this year as an actor too...

Once he starts getting MVP consideration, he'll probably get some calls.. tbh

[Phenomanul]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrrwFZrKdcg

I wonder if they tried to connect it to that time Kawhi cut his knee with a loose board at the AT&T Center...

[Vic Petro]

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[GreggPopAsnitch]

"What? they're Bacon Cheddar."

[apalisoc_9]

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Kawhi is like "oh my god these guys are terrible actors"

[wildcardX]

When Pop is about to bench Green for fucking up a play:

"MANU MADE ME DO IT."

[SupremeGuy]

Thanks for posting.

[pgardn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4wLg5g1xPw

In the outtake Manu could not stop laughing. They had a tough time with that one.

And now I see it's been posted, apologies.

[jsandiego]

Kawhi is like "oh my god these guys are terrible actors"
LOL everyone was laughing and Kawhi is stone-faced and dedicated to his craft, in disbelief these guys can't get it together. He's greatness!

[UZER]

"that's not a knife, this is a knife". :lol

:lol Yeah, was hoping Tony would at least say, "this...is a knife" to make the reference but not infringe.

Good stuff but other years have been better. Manu feels the most natural, and Tim has gotten better over the years.

[DeRozan m8]

Chicken retreat is the best tbh

[pgardn]

Kawhi is like "oh my god these guys are terrible actors"

He stunned they can relax.
KL is still young, he will gain confidence.

[Mal]

:bobo

[vander]

original Big 3 really carry it. Mills has lead potential, Green is solid, KL and LMA need some lessons

do other teams do stuff like this? I want to believe that this is uniquely Spurs.

[DarrinS]

Damn, Kawhi is ALL business ALL the time

[DeRozan m8]

They write KL role to go with his personality.
He's supposed to be the quiet guy with the one liners tbh

[baseline bum]

My favorite is still the one when Manu brings the brisket into the timeout. But the cooking class is a close second. :lol

[daledondale]

:lol
Thanks nono.

[lilbthebasedgod]

wow look at parker being disrespectful to timmy just for giving a suggestion.

[baseline bum]

Speaking of Spurs commercials, anyone remember these from 1999? :lol shitting on Malone. The last one at the 10:52 mark is the one they played in the first commercial break after clinching in Game 5.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7vym1BcBbQ

[CGD]

Speaking of Spurs commercials, anyone remember these from 1999? :lol shitting on Malone. The last one at the 10:52 mark is the one they played in the first commercial break after clinching in Game 5.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7vym1BcBbQ

Hell of a find. Now that takes me back.

[Biernutz]

Tony's cooking class is the best one so far. the others just don't have the snap
as in years past......

[UNT Eagles 2016]

My favorite of all time was still the "Bruce's Cow Chips" one with Bruce Bowen and Brent Barry (and Pop) from like 2004-05.

[Divingbell]

yes its just conecting basketball and fishing.
also
manu-ray instead of manta-ray
la"shark"us because sharks
kawhi knot is because knots are used a lot in boating and it sounds like ka-"why not"

hope that helps.

Yes it surely answered everything! Thanks so much! Good learning day for me~~

[Aztecfan03]

original Big 3 really carry it. Mills has lead potential, Green is solid, KL and LMA need some lessons

do other teams do stuff like this? I want to believe that this is uniquely Spurs.
lamarcus was the best(except for in the "gifts for lamarcus" vid)

[benfti]

Party is hilarious I thought

"can I use my knife?" With a half serial killer look

[milkyway21]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8MGUUVYfw8


:tu

I didn't know or must have forgotten (?) Danny Green is a left-hander

[Spur|n|Austin]

"A chicken what!?"

[Spur|n|Austin]

Speaking of Spurs commercials, anyone remember these from 1999? :lol shitting on Malone. The last one at the 10:52 mark is the one they played in the first commercial break after clinching in Game 5.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7vym1BcBbQ

Wowza... Awesome, thanks. Especially 10:52

[Vic Petro]

Speaking of Spurs commercials, anyone remember these from 1999? :lol shitting on Malone. The last one at the 10:52 mark is the one they played in the first commercial break after clinching in Game 5.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7vym1BcBbQ

I had never seen these before. You miss a lot of stuff as a non-local fan. So much fun to watch. The look on David's face when he holds the LOB trophy for the first time always gets me. Thanks for posting :toast

[From Downtown]

https://twitter.com/spurs/status/660477958491009024

[bic50]

Cooking with tony was pretty funny :lol

[ajh18]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7vym1BcBbQ

I remember these! That year did have a magical feel to it. But I never could have imagined what the next 15 years after brought. From that team (and a city) just so happy to have their one moment in the sun, to now what's widely recognized as the best and most successful franchise in professional sports.

Really makes these arguments about Kawhi's points per game or Tony's loss of a step seem even more ridiculous than they already are.

[DenialTwist]

Brian Scalabrine really liked the cooking one. He laughed when he saw the "serious spurs" doing this for a commercial.

[ElNono]

New one in Spanish by Manu :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpgbiGscQsk

[EVAY]

I remember these! That year did have a magical feel to it. But I never could have imagined what the next 15 years after brought. From that team (and a city) just so happy to have their one moment in the sun, to now what's widely recognized as the best and most successful franchise in professional sports.

Really makes these arguments about Kawhi's points per game or Tony's loss of a step seem even more ridiculous than they already are.


Well said.

I remember that first championship and how the entire city was totally into the journey and the excitement.

I still think 5 was the best of all, emotionally, but that first one was awfully stupendous.

[CGD]

New one in Spanish by Manu :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpgbiGscQsk

Took them long enough..,

[Biggems]

I always liked the mango tree and the one where bruce sneaks off with the ice cream

[D-rob fan]

Can anyone find the HEB one with Popovich in his garden and he bites into a carrot covered with dirt? It was HEBs way of saying you don't have to grow your own produce, come buy produce from us instead. It was on years ago but has disappeared. Lots of writers have commented how they don't know how Popovich feels with his players doing these silly commercials not knowing that he did one himself.