Anyone Ever Walk Into A Fart Left Behind?

[Koolaid_Man]

When I'm using a public restroom I have a bad habit of pulling my dick out as soon as I walk in the door way before I get to a urinal....not sure why I do that shit...but at any rate I did it again today..pulled my dick out and walked up to a urinal and apparently someone had just finished pissing and left a wicked fart behind...luckily I was able to adjust and walk over to the stall to finish pissing and to escape the wicked fart from hell...fucked up day I tell ya...:lol

[Mr Hanky]

So that was you!? :lmao

[Thread]

Somebody got me at a Bath, Bed & Beyond a number of years ago. He was a worker there...I just glared at the bastard.

[Koolaid_Man]

Yeah at least that bastard could have gave you a warning....:lol

[Wild Cobra]

Why do you start these adolescent threads?

What are you? 9 years old or something?

Seems too be your mentality anyway. If you are older, do you have some learning disability?

Seriously.

Why all these adolescent threads by you?

[Koolaid_Man]

Why do you start these adolescent threads?

What are you? 9 years old or something?

Seems too be your mentality anyway. If you are older, do you have some learning disability?

Seriously.

Why all these adolescent threads by you?


Its a reality..look I get it...talking farts is like being forced to down castor oil by your grandma who was born in the 1930's :lol....I get it farts are not something we like to think of or talk about but walking into them is real...so the question is how can we avoid it....it's not an adoleescent thread its just an unpleasant topic

[SpursforSix]

OP is a fart left behind.

[Koolaid_Man]

OP is a fart left behind.


OP is good sex experienced

[SpursforSix]

Op smells like baboon crotch

[Wild Cobra]

OP is a fart left behind.

The OP is a disgusting and disturbed individual.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

OP pulls his dick out early because he likes to stick it in unsuspecting guys innocently using the urinal. Pretty creepy, tbh...

[Koolaid_Man]

The OP is a disgusting and disturbed individual.

Ohh grow up dishit....you're a fucking republican 99% of yall are gay in the closet...and like playing footsies in public restrooms....remember gay republican senator Larry Craig?

No?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/08/27/craig.arrest/


:lol

[Wild Cobra]

In your dreams...

[hehateme]

OP got dutch ovened by his walmart tranny

[DJR210]

OP still a faggot

[I. Hustle]

Isn't that like perfume to you gay guys?

[Sen. Craig]

Ohh grow up dishit....you're a fucking republican 99% of yall are gay in the closet...and like playing footsies in public restrooms....remember gay republican senator Larry Craig?

No?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/08/27/craig.arrest/


:lol

:flipoff

[BatManu20]

Isn't that like perfume to you gay guys?


:lol

[Re-Animator]

Be prepared.
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[Buddy Mignon]

My ol man taught me to never stand in another mans piss. So I stand at least 3 feet away from the urinal while I'm pissing. It sucks for the guys shoes in the next stall while I'm tapering off.

[Koolaid_Man]

My ol man taught me to never stand in another mans piss. So I stand at least 3 feet away from the urinal while I'm pissing. It sucks for the guys shoes in the next stall while I'm tapering off.

Stop bragging mandingo....if Spurfan tried to do that they'd still piss all over their balls :lol

[MANGINA]

I prefer to be the instigator and let one rip and then walk away and discreetly check out the reactions of those who run afoul of my flatulence.