I didn't get any tonight ):

[David Bowie]

So frustrated. The guy I was supposed to be with tonight had too many to drink and fell asleep on me. I just feel really depressed and frustrated now :depressed

[mouse]

Get Busy :lmao

http://www.virtual-vibrator.com/vibe-anim66.gif

[timvp]

How this thread has only one reply in 50 minutes is beyond me.

:lmao

[NeoConIV]

The story of my married life after 2 kids. No sympathy whatsoever...sorry mate.

[spurs=bling]

you should have kept this to yourself.

[Kori Ellis]

How this thread has only one reply in 50 minutes is beyond me.

:lmao

True. Usually a thread complaining of "not getting any" would at least solicit some offers to help her out.

What's wrong with you people?!

:lmao

[timvp]

I'm guessing people don't know that David Bowie is female.

[Jame Gumb]

sorry but looking at this flat chested girl's nipples makes me soft :wow

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/2378/2257499keyholebowie6fm.jpg

[The sone]

well i know a guy...and i think he knows a guy...just let me know...as for me im gonna get busy with my own tailage...owwwwwww

[ZStomp]

well i know a guy...and i think he knows a guy...just let me know...as for me im gonna get busy with my own tailage...owwwwwww

I bet you are.

Get out of the room man!!

[Trainwreck2100]

How this thread has only one reply in 50 minutes is beyond me.

:lmao


People were weirded out by the fact the UN is David Bowie and talked about doing it with another dude.

[Drachen]

well i know a guy...and i think he knows a guy...just let me know...as for me im gonna get busy with my own tailage...owwwwwww


:lol This is funny, it sounds like a movie quote from a will ferrel movie or something.

[atlfan25]

When I read something such as this, I wonder why the person felt compelled to convey this message to a large group of people.

What type of response was this person hoping to receive by telling people this alleged information?

[Kori Ellis]

When I read something such as this, I wonder why the person felt compelled to convey this message to a large group of people.

What type of response was this person hoping to receive by telling people this alleged information?

Umm.. Maybe she's trying to get laid. :)

[Trainwreck2100]

Umm.. Maybe she's trying to get laid. :)

That gives me an idea.

[atlfan25]

Umm.. Maybe she's trying to get laid. :)
Interesting theory.

Does this type of action often result in a person getting laid?

[David Bowie]

Sorry guys. I was a little too :drunk and :smokin when I posted this. This has been a really frustrating weekend and this was something that broke the straw bit . But tommorow will hopefully be better :) And yes I am all female .

[timvp]

Good luck next time?

[Ron Jeremy]

Isn't wallmart open 24/7? Go to the produce section and get you a nice size Cucumber and Pm me your address.

[Larry Dallas]

Isn't wallmart open 24/7? Go to the produce section and get you a nice size Cucumber and Pm me your address.

That's why it sucks to be a dude, A chick can just go to the fridge and grab a carrot, men have to find a hole chicken, and most of the time its frozen,

[Aunt Ester]

Did some one say Chicken? Ummm ummmmm

[Snickers]

The guy I was supposed to be with tonight had too many to drink and fell asleep on me. :depressed

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That's why it sucks to be a dude, A chick can just go to the fridge and grab a carrot, men have to find a hole chicken, and most of the time its frozen,

I can't believe I just read that. :lol

[mouse]

men have to find a hole chicken, and most of the time its frozen,

Not if your BigZax, he would just jackoff and eat the chicken :lmao

[Drachen]

That's why it sucks to be a dude, A chick can just go to the fridge and grab a carrot, men have to find a hole chicken, and most of the time its frozen,

Man that sounds like another movie quote. HAHA you guys are cracking me up tonight

[Zombie Terri Schiavo]

The guy had too many to drink

If only...................

[gollum]

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/mouse-in-san-antonio.jpg

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao @ Terri Schiavo always cracking me up.

[NZHayden]

wtf

[xcoriate]

That's why it sucks to be a dude, A chick can just go to the fridge and grab a carrot, men have to find a hole chicken, and most of the time its frozen,


Not if your BigZax, he would just jackoff and eat the chicken


:rollin

Holy Shit, I spat coffee on my monitor.

[SpursWoman]

How this thread has only one reply in 50 minutes is beyond me.

:lmao


I would certainly have replied....but I was busy getting some. :spin

[xcoriate]

haha, no need to rub it in :p

[Mush Mouth]

haha, no need to rub it in :p


Rub all you want :eyebrows

[TheTruth]

Dude, I totally owned myself last night.

[The sone]

That's why it sucks to be a dude, A chick can just go to the fridge and grab a carrot, men have to find a hole chicken, and most of the time its frozen,


i dont mean to brag or anything..but i need a turkey...goose minimum...ahem... :rolleyes

[TheTruth]

i dont mean to brag or anything..but i need a turkey...goose minimum...ahem... :rolleyes
Did you.........Stuff it?

[bigzak25]

Not if your BigZax, he would just jackoff and eat the chicken :lmao


1st of all, i don't need to wax my own carrot any longer... :hat


2nd of all.....your right...i'd eat the chicken... :depressed

[bigzak25]

hey bowie, you need to ask yourself why your potential lay had to drink so much in the first place, and then, you need to get busy earlier...just pop in the porno and some bacardi 151 to speed up the process...you'll get yours. :tu

[The sone]

Did you.........Stuff it?


thats pretty punnie...