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Steve Perry
09-17-2005, 10:32 PM
There is this girl who works for Taco Cabanna that makes my borrito stiff every day I go there. Is there someone who makes you horny?

Thanks

Vashner
09-17-2005, 10:34 PM
Vanessa Macias...

E20
09-17-2005, 10:35 PM
Any girl that is hella hot.

mouse
09-17-2005, 10:40 PM
I can think of 5 at this website alone.

Females:ImInLakeland Man the first time I saw her I wet my sock,

And AngelLuv I still think about her when I wax my carrot, she is one hot ho. To bad she is not into midgets :(

Males: this was hard, there are so many, I have the list down to 3

Manny Just look at him, He's so cute and I love me some brown meat now and then,

Keda There is something about his white wholesome look he has, and besides he's a proffesional bowler. I can just picture his firm grip on my balls.

BigZax Not only do I have a thing for men who shave thier heads but...he is Big and fat, It does not matter what part of the bed I sleep on, I can always find a fold :lmao

NeoConIV
09-17-2005, 10:43 PM
Whatever happened to the Kia girl? Is that Vanessa Macias?

Jame Gumb
09-17-2005, 10:51 PM
Any girl who is at least a size 16 and does not mind a small barking dog.

alamo50
09-18-2005, 05:35 AM
Jenna ofcourse.

Vashner
09-18-2005, 06:17 AM
Jenna ofcourse.

Dude take the red pill....

That's the painted pony that hollywood wants you to like.....

Mr Hanky
09-18-2005, 09:45 AM
^ :lmao

KEDA
09-18-2005, 10:19 AM
Keda There is something about his white wholesome look he has, and besides he's a proffesional bowler. I can just picture his firm grip on my balls.




Well, at least I now know I have an admirer out there somewhere!


if it means anything, I think of MOUSE in the same way!

Hell I can do anything I want with him and he will still try to sell me a bicycle or a sack of green at the end of the date!

NeoConIV
09-18-2005, 11:32 AM
Pam Oliver!! Just watched her interview with Jim Mora..boy I'd love to mmmm mmm good!

angel_luv
09-18-2005, 01:27 PM
And AngelLuv I still think about her when I wax my carrot, she is one hot ho. To bad she is not into midgets :(



You are very sweet and yet disturbing, Mouse.

bigzak25
09-18-2005, 01:37 PM
BigZax Not only do I have a thing for men who shave thier heads but...he is Big and fat, It does not matter what part of the bed I sleep on, I can always find a fold :lmao


your walking right yet? sorry man, but it's just something about unemployed midgets that really gets me started...especially ones that i can pull their freshly washed hair...speaking of which...it's almost november, time to save up for a new bottle of head n shoulders n ass. :tu

bigzak25
09-18-2005, 01:40 PM
other than my wife of course?

i want to get to know JLH, and Eva Mendez. :tu

Al Sharpton
09-18-2005, 02:29 PM
I would wax bigzax's ass if I had a 50lb bag of flour and a compass .

You could get lost in that huge butt crack, wich reminds me I may need a flashlight also.

SpursWoman
09-18-2005, 02:49 PM
If I got any more horny than how he already gets me, I'd likely spontaneously combust. :)

Vashner
09-18-2005, 03:42 PM
If I got any more horny than how he already gets me, I'd likely spontaneously combust. :)

Ok that almost turned me on...

Al Sharpton
09-18-2005, 03:42 PM
didn't you just post a few hours ago how you was busy getting some?

Dam that cat is working over time :smokin

ShoogarBear
09-18-2005, 04:00 PM
Kori's reply?

http://myspace-487.vo.llnwd.net/00173/78/47/173497487_m.jpg

Dan Rather
09-18-2005, 04:10 PM
If I got any more horny than how he already gets me, I'd likely spontaneously combust. :)



http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/owned.jpg

NZHayden
09-18-2005, 06:47 PM
that girl off my wife and kids. shes hot

HB22inSA
09-18-2005, 07:44 PM
I only have eyes for one woman...my fiancee.

ObiwanGinobili
09-18-2005, 07:49 PM
I really can't think of anyone else besides emo right off the top of my head.. that must mean there is nobody else.

hussker
09-18-2005, 07:51 PM
Tommy Lee's tutor...except I think her BF, the dude who threw Eric Crouch the TD pass on the play vs OU in 2001, might get upset...BUT SHE IS HOT

SpursWoman
09-18-2005, 08:31 PM
didn't you just post a few hours ago how you was busy getting some?

Dam that cat is working over time :smokin



Exactly. So why would I need to think about anyone else? My mama didn't raise no fool... :lol :smokin

sa21
09-18-2005, 10:27 PM
Tim Duncan is sexy

midgetonadonkey
09-18-2005, 10:52 PM
http://www.glad.com/images/melanie.jpg
The Glad Trashbag chick gives me a fucking stiffy.

mouse
09-19-2005, 12:16 AM
I remember once I had a hard on for Betty Rubble.

2Blonde
09-19-2005, 11:55 AM
We just celebrated our 8th wedding anniversary a couple of weeks ago and my husband still does it for me big time !! :spin :hat

nkdlunch
09-19-2005, 11:57 AM
my wife

:smokin

Vashner
09-19-2005, 12:06 PM
Liars U know U cheat!.. Admit it (jk*)

Looter
09-19-2005, 12:07 PM
Anyone with a FEMA ATM card.

Kip Fanatic
09-19-2005, 12:14 PM
Vivica Fox. She is hot and slutty.

ObiwanGinobili
09-19-2005, 12:19 PM
We just celebrated our 8th wedding anniversary a couple of weeks ago and my husband still does it for me big time !! :spin :hat


whoo hoo! :elephant please except my late CONGRATS!!

2Blonde
09-19-2005, 12:23 PM
Aww... thanks.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-19-2005, 12:27 PM
http://www.glad.com/images/melanie.jpg
The Glad Trashbag chick gives me a fucking stiffy.

Better hope the bag doesn't break.

tlongII
09-19-2005, 01:51 PM
Jessica Alba

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/1492/jessicaalbabeach057xw.jpg

Vashner
09-19-2005, 01:55 PM
Album: As Clean As They Wanna Be
Song: Me So Horny Edited

Oh, so horny....Ohh, so horny....Ohh, so horny.
Me love you long time.
Oh, so horny....Ohh, so horny....Ohh, so horny.
Me love you long time.
Me, so horny....So, so horny...Me, so horny.
Me love you long time.
Me, so horny....So, so horny... Me, so horny....
Me love you long time.

Sittin' at home watchin' Arsinio Hall, so I got my black book for a freak to call.
Picked up the telephone and dialed the seven digits.
Said yo this is Marquis baby, are you down with it?
I arrived at her house, knocked on the door.
Not having no idea of what the night had in store.

I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning.
I have an appetite for love 'cause me so horny.
Oh, me so horny....Ohh, me so horny...Oh, me so horny.
Me love you long time.
Oh, me so horny....Oh, so, so horny....Oh, me so horny.
Me love you long time

Girls always ask me why I buck so much.
I say what's wrong baby doll, with being a mutt?
'Cause my nature is rising and you shouldn't be mad.
I won't tell your momma if you don't tell your dad.
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your clothes all messed up.
Won't your momma be so mad if she knew you've just been had.

I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning.
My appetite is love, 'cause me so horny.
Oh, so horny....Ohh, so horny...Oh, so horny.
Me love you love time.
Oh, so horny....Oh, so, so horny....Oh, so horny.
Me love you long time

You can say I'm desperate.
Even call me perverted, but you'll say I'm a dog when I leave you lost and deserted.
I'll play witcha your heart and will show no shame.
I'll be blowin' your mind 'cuase you're lame to the game.
I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie.
I'll break their girls hearts and I make them cry.

I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning.
I have an appetite for love 'cause me so horny.
Oh, so horny....Ohh, so, so horny....Oh, so horny.
Me love you long time
Oh, so horny....Oh, so, so horny....Oh, so horny.
Me love you long time

Ohh, so horny....Ohh, h so horny....Oh, so horny.
Ohh, so, so horny....Ohh, so horny.
Me love you long time

It's true you were alone until you met me.
I was the first to dress you up and made you sexy.
You tell your parents that we're going out.
Never to the movies, just straight to my house.
You said it yourself. You like it like I do.
Put your arms around me and squeez me too.

I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning.
I have an appetite for love 'cause me so horny.
Oh, me so horny....Ohh, so so horny....Oh, me so horny.
Me love you long time
Oh, me so horny....Ohh, so so horny....Oh, me so horny.
Me love you long time.

ZStomp
09-19-2005, 04:22 PM
Jessica Alba

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/1492/jessicaalbabeach057xw.jpg


Just Can't Get Enough lyrics
Artist: Depeche Mode

When i'm with you baby, i go out of my head
And i just can't get enough, i just can't get enough
All the things you do to me and everything you said
And i just can't get enough, i just can't get enough

We slip and slide as we fall in love
And i just can't seem to get enough

We walk together, we're walking down the street
And i just can't get enough, i just can't get enough
Every time i think of you i know we have to meet
And i just can't get enough, i just can't get enough

It's getting hotter, it's our burning love
And i just can't seem to get enough

And when it rains, you're shining down for me
And i just can't get enough, i just can't get enough
Just like a rainbow you know you set me free
And i just can't get enough, i just can't get enough

You're like an angel and you give me your love
And i just can't seem to get enough


Hey, i can dream!!

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-19-2005, 04:23 PM
Are Arabic tattoos across the biceps the new tribal symbols?

And I know the responses...yes, Alba has a great ass and I'd hit it with reckless abandon. I just happened to see the tats while scrolling and noticed I hadn't seen that before.

Taco
09-19-2005, 04:24 PM
http://filehost.to/files/2005-08-25_03/223759_bouncing_balls2.gif

This Chick :lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-19-2005, 04:25 PM
http://filehost.to/files/2005-08-25_03/223759_bouncing_balls2.gif

This Chick :lol

I'm sorry, you were saying something...

Taco
09-20-2005, 07:57 AM
http://filehost.to/files/2005-08-25_03/223759_bouncing_balls2.gif

This Chick :lol



I'm sorry, you were saying something...

My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge

batman2883
09-20-2005, 08:06 AM
I dont know about you guys but this definitly gets me going in the morninghttp://img287.echo.cx/img287/7141/shakeass23up.gif

Hank Hill
09-20-2005, 08:13 AM
http://filehost.to/files/2005-08-25_03/223759_bouncing_balls2.gif

This Chick :lol

:wowGood Lord!?!?!? :wow

batman2883
09-20-2005, 08:16 AM
http://josh.middlepath.com/meanjon/101.gif

KEDA
09-20-2005, 09:13 AM
Holy bountiful breasts Batman!!

That is a very nice gif you got there!

batman2883
09-20-2005, 09:50 AM
What can i say i have the gift of finding things

Old School Chic
09-20-2005, 09:58 AM
Manu Ginobili (If he Is as good In bed as he Is on the court...)

I better behave, I'm at work right now. :oops

Taco
09-20-2005, 11:08 AM
http://josh.middlepath.com/meanjon/101.gif

:wow :wow

I'll be gone for around 45 min's :lol