Vashner
09-17-2005, 10:33 PM
1. Do you run away from a challenge?
Yes No
2. Are you afraid to fight for Liberty and Justice around the globe?
Yes No
3. Are you balls the size of a small squirrel?
Yes No
4. Are Madonna and George Clooney the real leaders of the free world or a couple of looser pussy Neoliberals?
Yes No
5. Do you drive real fast and cause road rage and throw your cigarrette butts out the window?
Yes No
6. When I see an old lady being mugged I
A. Piss my pants and run
B. Call the police
C. Get all happy and blame Bush for mugging the old lady
D. Cry and wish Boy George was with you to comfort you.
7. Gun ownership in America is
A. Only a moron would own a gun.
B. Guns are only for bad guys. Good guys don't need guns.
C. Wait for the police while the bad guy has you at gunpoint.
D. Pee in your pants
E. All of the above
8. Are you a heartless gutless dirtbag?
Yes No (Yes for Neoliberal).
Yes No
2. Are you afraid to fight for Liberty and Justice around the globe?
Yes No
3. Are you balls the size of a small squirrel?
Yes No
4. Are Madonna and George Clooney the real leaders of the free world or a couple of looser pussy Neoliberals?
Yes No
5. Do you drive real fast and cause road rage and throw your cigarrette butts out the window?
Yes No
6. When I see an old lady being mugged I
A. Piss my pants and run
B. Call the police
C. Get all happy and blame Bush for mugging the old lady
D. Cry and wish Boy George was with you to comfort you.
7. Gun ownership in America is
A. Only a moron would own a gun.
B. Guns are only for bad guys. Good guys don't need guns.
C. Wait for the police while the bad guy has you at gunpoint.
D. Pee in your pants
E. All of the above
8. Are you a heartless gutless dirtbag?
Yes No (Yes for Neoliberal).