I haven't gotten laid in 20 years );

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.ezekielbearsports.com/bbs/images/smilies/bncry.gif

Bet you don't feel so bad now.

[Sense]

wow. :/

[Jame Gumb]

Is that in dog years? :lmao

[atlfan25]

Trainwreck, there are many females on here that have an affinity for power rangers and pokemon.

The solution to your problem may come along sooner than you think.

[Trainwreck2100]

Trainwreck, there are many females on here that have an affinity for power rangers and pokemon.



That's not the problem it's finding one that likes power rangers, pokemon, AND the Spurs.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

AND the Spurs.

Now you're just being picky,

[atlfan25]

That's not the problem it's finding one that likes power rangers, pokemon, AND the Spurs.
I agree, that is a dangerous combination and rare to find.

Keep your ear to the grindstone.

Be patient. Good things will come.

[Trainwreck2100]

I agree, that is a dangerous combination and rare to find.

Keep your ear to the grindstone.

Be patient. Good things will come.

Indeed there is someone out there for everyone, who knows where the one for me she could be down the street (prob not cause I wouldn't go near them) Or she could be somewhere far away, Idaho maybe?

[Trainwreck2100]

this saying helps keep me going, it's not just for lonliness and sexlessness but for a myriad of problems

It always rains during the storm...this is just...a long storm, right?

That's right I'm just in a long storm, a long storm I'd like to call Hurricane Me not getting any.

[Vashner]

Damn I am going on a month and I feel bad... 20 years...

[blackbucket]

http://is0.okcupid.com/mt_pics/902/9025427004690243437/6143499502595059319-fp.gif

[midgetonadonkey]

I suggest you look in the phone book under Escort Service. With any luck, you won't get herpes.

[Vashner]

Don't do that... (hahaha not that I know from experiance)..

But yea some guido will be sitting outside or inside next to the girl (ok so we called one for a birthday party once for a work friend.. stripper)..

Go to Cozumel. Tell taxi to take you to Platinas or Black and White (clubs). Don't forget to keep some money for taxi back to hotel. If lady likes you, you will get cell phone number and she will come to your room for future fun.

[MannyIsGod]

Weak. Grow some balls and hit on a girl.

[NZHayden]

how old are you

[gospursgojas]

how old are you

Yeah b.c if you are 80 and havent been laid since you were 60 than maybe thats a good thing :lol j/k I know how old you are....

[Marklar MM]

It is called a dating website. Or one of those "Get laid tonight" dating sites.

[Trainwreck2100]

Weak. Grow some balls and hit on a girl.

I've been burned alot, Mr. Smooth I am not
:depressed

[Kdfelicity]

I've been burned alot, Mr. Smooth I am not
:depressed


I KNEW IT! I KNEW you had some pent-up agression against women! I could tell by the way you were dissing the whole population of women. For starters, you can't go around talking like that to women or it'll be another 20 years for ya bud. Next, just do something humane for a girl you know or even one on the street and you might see results! But none of that talk that we're the root of evil.... ;)

[mouse]

Theres always.................


http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/c0/dc/beatBathBodyJergens_Ultra_Healing_Lotion-resized200.gif

[Trainwreck2100]

I KNEW IT! I KNEW you had some pent-up agression against women! I could tell by the way you were dissing the whole population of women. For starters, you can't go around talking like that to women or it'll be another 20 years for ya bud. Next, just do something humane for a girl you know or even one on the street and you might see results! But none of that talk that we're the root of evil.... ;)

They are not interconnected the root of evil is a mathematical fact

We can agree that A girlfriend is a product of time
and money right?

Girlfriend = Time * Money

Your girlfriend is a woman!

Girfriend = Woman
Woman = Time * Money

We all know that time is money...

time = money
woman = money * money

woman = (money)^2

We also know that money is the root of all evil,
correct?

money = sqrt(evil)

woman = [sqrt(evil)]^2

Hence,

woman = evil

WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!

[Al Sharpton]

Where is GIG when you need him? I thought he was the Mac Daddy of the club.

[Kdfelicity]

They are not interconnected the root of evil is a mathematical fact

We can agree that A girlfriend is a product of time
and money right?

Girlfriend = Time * Money

Your girlfriend is a woman!

Girfriend = Woman
Woman = Time * Money

We all know that time is money...

time = money
woman = money * money

woman = (money)^2

We also know that money is the root of all evil,
correct?

money = sqrt(evil)

woman = [sqrt(evil)]^2

Hence,

woman = evil

WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!


Not EVERY woman is bad!! I will agree with you that MOST are, ok. Most are bitches. Hence the reason why I don't hang out with many women. I prefer hanging with guys, there's less drama and I don't have to hear stupid bitches. But like I said you can't go around talking like that. You can't wonder why you're not getting any, cuz I'm flat out telling you why!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

Not EVERY woman is bad!! I will agree with you that MOST are, ok. Most are bitches. Hence the reason why I don't hang out with many women. I prefer hanging with guys, there's less drama and I don't have to hear stupid bitches. But like I said you can't go around talking like that. You can't wonder why you're not getting any, cuz I'm flat out telling you why!!!


Hanging with guys is fun until you here one of them talking about his "experience" with a girl you were interested in, but she went with him, never to give you the light of day.

[Kdfelicity]

Hanging with guys is fun until you here one of them talking about his "experience" with a girl you were interested in, but she went with him, never to give you the light of day.


Awwww :( As my best friend says(an aggie, no less) "Everything's gonna be alright" train.

[Trainwreck2100]

Awwww :( As my best friend says(an aggie, no less) "Everything's gonna be alright" train.

Let's not turn this to a feel sorry about my horrible luck when it should be a make everyone feel better about themselves thread. I have become accustomed to my condition and I'm pretty confident that I can change it at any time. There's girls that would do it for a case of beer, but I wouldn't go anywhere neat that.

[Trainwreck2100]

i thought you were gay?


If I was gay I would have impecable fashion sense and women would love me for it.

[Trainwreck2100]

if you were gay you'd be rich and have good drugs too

I'd also enjoy shopping for clothes.

[Kdfelicity]

Let's not turn this to a feel sorry about my horrible luck when it should be a make everyone feel better about themselves thread. I have become accustomed to my condition and I'm pretty confident that I can change it at any time. There's girls that would do it for a case of beer, but I wouldn't go anywhere neat that.

Your condition? My goodness, how old are you?

[Trainwreck2100]

The "not getting any ever condition"

[bigzak25]

hey trainwreck, for 20 bux and a 6pack?

mouse will put on his wifey's lipstick and luv you long time...





wear a rubber dude. :tu

[bigzak25]

seriously trainwreck, you just need to work on yourself...your education, your career, your health, whatever makes you happy...then your self esteem will shoot up, and when your confidence starts to glow, the ladies will come to you...just treat them right, treat them nice, and take your pick. good luck bro. :tu

[Kdfelicity]

seriously trainwreck, you just need to work on yourself...your education, your career, your health, whatever makes you happy...then your self esteem will shoot up, and when your confidence starts to glow, the ladies will come to you...just treat them right, treat them nice, and take your pick. good luck bro. :tu


:tu Nice, Zak. I bet you're a ladies man aren't you?

[Vashner]

What treat em nice? The worse you treat them the more they will come back...

Seriously.. nice guys get left behind.. They like to break the heart of the nice guy and hang out with the creep loosers that treat them bad.

(Ok so I am bitter on a past relationship)...

[Al Sharpton]

Fuck it! just grab you a bottle of sleeping pills and head out to Aruba :smokin

[Trainwreck2100]

What treat em nice? The worse you treat them the more they will come back...

Seriously.. nice guys get left behind.. They like to break the heart of the nice guy and hang out with the creep loosers that treat them bad.

(Ok so I am bitter on a past relationship)...


^^I've seen more of that than the whole "be nice and they will be nice to you."

[Trainwreck2100]

Fuck it! just grab you a bottle of sleeping pills and head out to Aruba :smokin

I can easily get sleeping pills, but do you have any idea how much a trip to Aruba costs?

[Vashner]

I had a friend that was really good lookin (hell no Im ugly), anyway...

He always had the ladies hitting on him.. one day he told me "Man I don't get it.. the worse you treat them they more they come back for more"...

The guy was not an abuser.. he was just making a point. I guess he had to dump a lot of them cause they where on him like stink on shit.

[Boo]

go to a club and get a hot chick to talk to

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Somehow I don't believe you. I mean, you'd have to be a priest, which would defeat the whole purpose of the thread. Is it by choice?? or are you just INSANE!? lol

[Steve Perry]

I haven't gotten laid in almost 6hours.......the wait continues......

Dam! What time does he get off work? :lmao

[Victor Newman]

Somehow I don't believe you. you'd have to be a priest,

You should have got the Blow Job then :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

So this guy is 20 years old.

He'll live.

[MannyIsGod]

Nice guys don't finish last. Guys who want to play the pity card finish last. Be nice to a girl, but have some balls. The "oh I've been scorned so many times" card is so damn played out. Believe it or not, most girls aren't attracted to pussies.

[ChumpDumper]

The worst thing you can do is let rejection keep you from trying again. Too many possibilities.

[Kdfelicity]

(Ok so I am bitter on a past relationship)... ---- You and about 5 million other guys. That right there, that's the excuse of so many guys these days. GET OVER IT!!! MOVE ON! GET OUT THERE! Goodness, I think I'm spent.

[Vashner]

---- You and about 5 million other guys. That right there, that's the excuse of so many guys these days. GET OVER IT!!! MOVE ON! GET OUT THERE! Goodness, I think I'm spent.

Spent? You had the big O?

[Kdfelicity]

Spent? You had the big O?


:lol :lol Not quite. I think I'm done trying to tell you guys that we're not all bad, I swear!!! Yall just seem to go for the bitches.

[E20]

I haven't got laid in 16 years now, gonna be close to 17 in two months.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I haven't gotton laid in almost 10 hours.........

[NZHayden]

:lmao

[Aunt Ester]

I haven't been laid since Ray Charles stop taking Viagra.

[Trainwreck2100]

I haven't got laid in 16 years now, gonna be close to 17 in two months.

Stay in school right now that's more important.

[Fat Bones]

It's been 720 minutes for me...

Look into it. (http://www.asexuality.org/discussion/)

[batman2883]

Go to a club and pick up about three girls they are always ready to go home....trust me

[ObiwanGinobili]

...
Look into it. (http://www.asexuality.org/discussion/)


i can't believe I've been reading thru this ^^^ forumm for 20 mins..... it;s addicting.

[herbivore female]

Weak. Grow some balls and hit on a girl.

hmmmm were did you meet jekka again

[TheTruth]

It's been 720 minutes for me...

Look into it. (http://www.asexuality.org/discussion/)
anyone down for a cuddle party?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Don't sweat being a nice guy. Speaking as one I can assure you that you can get women. And chances are that the woman you get by treating them poorly are not the kind you want to be around. The only advice I can give you is to quit trying. I've seen plenty of my male friends get shot down (and a few of my female friends have shot down guys) on the basis of them "trying too hard." Women can smell the tiniest hint of desperation on a guy, and they don't seem to like it too much. Obviously at the two decade mark I can see why it might be tough to just put it out of your mind and soldier on, but that's my advice.

[batman2883]

Nice guys dont get laid unless its by ugly girls....i use to be nice..then i realized this.....now im just an a**hole and i get laid all the time...its just the simple fact of life

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Nice guys dont get laid unless its by ugly girls....i use to be nice..then i realized this.....now im just an a**hole and i get laid all the time...its just the simple fact of life

Well, you can expect a letter from my fiancee's attorney. It's possible for nice guys to get lucky. Don't confuse nice with passive and/or wimpy.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Wattabout shy guyz??? I am one, always get intro to girls but i tell them dont worry about introduction because whats the chances of seeing that person again and the girl is goin to say hi next time she sees yah? ZERO.

GOTO a libary mate, always nice lookin girls bait.

[herbivore female]

hmmmm were did you meet jekka again

manny where you at?

[gospursgojas]

The nice guys never get laid shit is so old.... Ive always had respect for girls and was always as nice as could be and I turned out fine....you just have to find the right type of girl.
Girls that are attracted to guys who treat them bad are the type of girl you dont want to be with anyway...

You cant however be so shy b/c girls love confidence

[Fat Bones]

The nice guys never get laid shit is so old.... Ive always had respect for girls and was always as nice as could be and I turned out fine....you just have to find the right type of girl.
Girls that are attracted to guys who treat them bad are the type of girl you dont want to be with anyway...

You cant however be so shy b/c girls love confidence
Zactly...and the "quit trying" part, that works...eventually.

Love people, and they will love you. and if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.

[bigzak25]

Nice guys dont get laid unless its by ugly girls....i use to be nice..then i realized this.....now im just an a**hole and i get laid all the time...its just the simple fact of life


nice guys get laid by pretty girls all the time. but they are nice, and it's usually NOT just a one night stand. being an asshole is not something to be proud of man. you get laid cuz you are tall, in shape, dress nice and goto clubs where slutty women are looking for guys just like you to fuck. good job.

if train is looking to fuck random slutty chicks, then your advice is very valid.
if he is looking for a nice girl to settle down with, then he just needs to do his thing, and they will come to him. as said, self confidence is the key.

here's another finer point...the trick is not to get a woman to let you have sex with her...the trick is to get a woman to want to have sex with you...it's a small but distinguishable difference. if you can make love to a woman's mind first...she'll want to jump you...and if she's a nice girl, she'll have to trust you as well...it's a simple fact of life. :tu

[PizzaFace]

I'm still a virgin.

[bigzak25]

that reminds me, i'm gonna get a slice of new york style cheese and new york style pepperoni today...maybe a calzone...mmmm....hungry....thanks man. :tu

[batman2883]

God damn you Zak why you gotta mention food this early in the morning when im at work im starving now

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm hungry as well

[ObiwanGinobili]

I made an omelet with green peppers mushrooms and cheese.
:p
it taste good.

[batman2883]

I made an omelet with green peppers mushrooms and cheese.
:p
it taste good.

i got something for you that would taste good :lol

[Extra Stout]

:lol :lol Not quite. I think I'm done trying to tell you guys that we're not all bad, I swear!!! Yall just seem to go for the bitches.That's because the bitches are the ones who are skinny with the big hooters.

[SpursWoman]

Nice guys dont get laid unless its by ugly girls


Wow....I'm with an extremely nice guy. I guess that makes me ugly. :depressed :rolleyes :lol

[herbivore female]

not you sw bat is just talking about in general

hey how come huge balls manny didnt answer my question

[Kdfelicity]

That's because the bitches are the ones who are skinny with the big hooters.


The bitches are the ones that are maneaters and don't respect what they have with good guys, therefore fucking it up so when the nice girls come along, the guys are too heartbroken and unwilling to move on. It's that same ol' story of almost every guy you meet.

[atlfan25]

The bitches are the ones that are maneaters and don't respect what they have with good guys, therefore fucking it up so when the nice girls come along, the guys are too heartbroken and unwilling to move on. It's that same ol' story of almost every guy you meet.
hmmm

interesting...

[Kdfelicity]

hmmm

interesting...


:p am I right atl?

[atlfan25]

:p am I right atl?
definately a theory to be looked into

unfortunately just could be right

[TOP-CHERRY]

The bitches are the ones that are maneaters and don't respect what they have with good guys, therefore fucking it up so when the nice girls come along, the guys are too heartbroken and unwilling to move on. It's that same ol' story of almost every guy you meet.
Swith the words "guys" and "girls", and you have the same story.

[bigzak25]

The bitches are the ones that are maneaters and don't respect what they have with good guys, therefore fucking it up so when the nice girls come along, the guys are too heartbroken and unwilling to move on. It's that same ol' story of almost every guy you meet.


many people that are non-committal are made, not born...that goes for both sexes imo...but it always takes 2 to tango. the only people that deserve beratement are the liars, whether male or female. if you got game and your secure with yourself, you never have to lie.

[Trainwreck2100]

Here's my next beef, why is it that girls like morons. A friend of mine told me today how he woke up in this girls room and didn't know how he got there. I mean WTF?

[Kdfelicity]

Here's my next beef, why is it that girls like morons. A friend of mine told me today how he woke up in this girls room and didn't know how he got there. I mean WTF?

It's the same on the other end, Train (guys going for morons). It's what happens to good people these days... :rolleyes

[thispego]

you are one pathetic loser.... no offense

[Kdfelicity]

you are one pathetic loser.... no offense


Who might we be talkin bout?

[Trainwreck2100]

you are one pathetic loser.... no offense

I'll be the kettle and you can be the pot.

[Spurfect]

give the guy a break.. so he's a virgin, so what. Some people are late bloomers on that..and there is nothing wrong with that. just back off, he'll learn on his own.. we all do.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Here's my next beef, why is it that girls like morons. A friend of mine told me today how he woke up in this girls room and didn't know how he got there. I mean WTF?


becasue stupidity knows no gender boundries.
We (the women) have just as many brainless idiots in our camp as you (the men) do.

it's a sad sad state of affairs.

[batman2883]

Whats wrong with getting drunk and having crazy sex with a girl, then waking up the next morning now knowing what the hell went wrong???

I mean if she is ugly as hell then by all means be upset but if you wake up like next to a fine ass girl then why complain....its usually a funny situation

[JoeChalupa]

That is why I love being married. No more dealing with that nonsense.





Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm with Joe.

i love being married.

of course I've only ever had sex with one person... but I still can't imagine going thru all that dating crap mind games.....

[Aunt Ester]

Dis boy just needs a good fucking, call me and like KFC? I will do you right,

[batman2883]

Just like a famous quote ive heard, when your married, men tell your wife this...

Baby i have never touched any other girl on the planet after we got married and that makes me happy to know that i only touch you......but at the same time you have to understand that, that fact alone makes me horny as hell towards every other woman around

[Trainwreck2100]

Whats wrong with getting drunk and having crazy sex with a girl, then waking up the next morning now knowing what the hell went wrong???

I mean if she is ugly as hell then by all means be upset but if you wake up like next to a fine ass girl then why complain....its usually a funny situation

He didn't remember the crazy sex, at all. And who said he was drunk.

[batman2883]

well then maybe he just has a problem with his temporal lobe, and loses his memory of what happened the night before and keeps thinking that everyday is october 12th

[MannyIsGod]

not you sw bat is just talking about in general

hey how come huge balls manny didnt answer my question
:lol

I'm sorry I don't wait around for you to pose questions for me to Answer. I met Jekka on the net.

I was never shy around women and I did well without the net but I just happend to meet Jess on it.

You can usually do better than that Herbi.

[Spurfect]

Just like a famous quote ive heard, when your married, men tell your wife this...

Baby i have never touched any other girl on the planet after we got married and that makes me happy to know that i only touch you......but at the same time you have to understand that, that fact alone makes me horny as hell towards every other woman around

that sounds familiar.. I know I've heard it somewhere. King of Queens?

[batman2883]

that sounds familiar.. I know I've heard it somewhere. King of Queens?


Actually no it was on the War at home

[attyjackiechiles]

Whats wrong with getting drunk and having crazy sex with a girl, then waking up the next morning now knowing what the hell went wrong???



"That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!"

[Spurfect]

Actually no it was on the War at home

ohhh yeah now I remember! the internet chick..lol

[batman2883]

You watch that show Spurfect?

[PizzaFace]

of course I've only ever had sex with one person...

Me too. :oops

[MannyIsGod]

War at home fucking rules!

[Spurfect]

You watch that show Spurfect?

Yes I do. I thought it was kinda cheesy at first but it grew on me. I liked the last episode about pot. :lol

[batman2883]

Hell yeah it does rule that show is fucking funny but im waiting on spurfects reply do you watch it spurfect?

[batman2883]

Yes I do. I thought it was kinda cheesy at first but it grew on me. I liked the last episode about pot. :lol

Oh man, will you marry me?

[Spurfect]

Oh man, will you marry me?

I thought Jessica Alba was your wife? :D

[batman2883]

I thought Jessica Alba was your wife? :D

She is but she isnt too fond of the humor that comes from "The War at Home" i loved how the mother was just like her daughter when they got high all talkative and shit ha haha ha

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

The best part of that show was watching the Grandmother get high.

[batman2883]

:lmao

The best part of that show was watching the Grandmother get high.


Oh man and how the friend of the son is gay and the son has no idea..lol he was like "ill show you mine's if you show me yours" ha ha ha haha or when the parents had sex the dad was like i always satisfied her lol

[Spurfect]

She is but she isnt too fond of the humor that comes from "The War at Home" i loved how the mother was just like her daughter when they got high all talkative and shit ha haha ha

Yup that was funny. it was funny how everyone got a hold of "the stash" even granny. haha. but why didn't GiG tell us he was playing the part of the "questionable son's" gay friend??

[batman2883]

ha hahah a fucking gig is a homo, thats the first thing i thought too...lol shit that was funny as hell, or when the daughter was crying on the couch and the dad walked in and tried to sneak up the stairs with ice cream so he didnt have to ask her whats wrong ha ha ha ha