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Calispursfan11
11-09-2015, 01:08 AM
1. Bo-Bo

2. Z-Bo

3. Enrique

4. Aldridge

5. Fatmelo

Why is that 3 of the 5 are Spurs? Can someone get Pop to focus on nutrition and cardio or is that not a priority?

HarlemHeat37
11-09-2015, 01:14 AM
Raymond Felton would eat any of them, tbh..

Spurs 4 The Win
11-09-2015, 01:17 AM
1. Bo-Bo

2. Z-Bo

3. Enrique

4. Aldridge

5. Fatmelo

Why is that 3 of the 5 are Spurs? Can someone get Pop to focus on nutrition and cardio or is that not a priority?

Wrong, nice troll attempt though

1. Felton

2. Z-Bo

3. Glen Davis

4. Hayes

5. Fatmelo

Reck
11-09-2015, 01:25 AM
Dont you want to be on the heavy side if you're playing PF?

apalisoc_9
11-09-2015, 01:29 AM
Where is Sullinger on this list?

Calispursfan11
11-09-2015, 01:29 AM
Hayes was just waived. We should think about picking him up to help our all time fat team aspirations tbh. Imagine a frontline consisting of among others LeFatus Aldridge, Boris and Chuck Hayes (6-4 260). D West is no stringbean either with his big fat mug. I guess Felton and Baby should be on there though or at least tied with a couple Spurs. I accept your argument as valid.

Calispursfan11
11-09-2015, 01:32 AM
Dont you want to be on the heavy side if you're playing PF?

We want muscle, Reck, not pudge. Unfortunately, most of the Spurs are looking a bit round - not due to muscle.

Calispursfan11
11-09-2015, 01:34 AM
Raymond Felton would eat any of them, tbh..

Yep, det Nig is a fatass relatively speaking but he's about 6 foot so he doesn't really jump out at me as being as big or fat as Boris. Relatively speaking, you're spot on though.

Calispursfan11
11-09-2015, 01:39 AM
Where is Sullinger on this list?

Just be happy Porker was placed on the list.

BatManu20
11-09-2015, 01:41 AM
Fat Baby Davis? Biggest fatty in the league tbh.

Calispursfan11
11-09-2015, 01:43 AM
Fat Baby Davis? Biggest fatty in the league tbh.

I admitted he should be tied with Enrique at least. Here is a great video of fatty for your enjoyment.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GXgFC8q32Q

FkLA
11-09-2015, 01:45 AM
https://nbcprobasketballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/cd0ymzcznguwzdbhnduynddiytjhm2yyzthlmtjjotqwyyznpt yxmdi1ztdimzq2ogm3njvlmjdkotlizmvkogu4yjkw-e1441234283631.jpeg?w=610&h=343&crop=1

easily #1 imo, dude looks like a cow out there

Calispursfan11
11-09-2015, 01:47 AM
https://nbcprobasketballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/cd0ymzcznguwzdbhnduynddiytjhm2yyzthlmtjjotqwyyznpt yxmdi1ztdimzq2ogm3njvlmjdkotlizmvkogu4yjkw-e1441234283631.jpeg?w=610&h=343&crop=1

easily #1 imo, dude looks like a cow out there

He looks big in that one. He'd probably total your car if you were to run into him on a rural farming community highway tbh. Even an SUV wouldn't hold up so great.

Calispursfan11
11-09-2015, 01:58 AM
You know who looks fat but can't tell if he's a complete lardass - Jared Dudley. He's got that fat face thing going on at all times.

BatManu20
11-09-2015, 01:59 AM
Eddie Curry was quite the fatty by the end of his tenure in the NBA too, tbh. Sean May also. Both ballooned at relatively young ages.


But by far the player who got the fattest that I can remember was Mike Sweetney... Dude got huge and didn't last long in the league.


http://i66.tinypic.com/2my2rn4.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/312wd3m.jpg

http://i65.tinypic.com/2eao2sg.jpg

apalisoc_9
11-09-2015, 02:06 AM
^

All these fatasses had to do was run and stay away from burgers to earn an extra few million dollars on min deals or even more, but they couldnt. Id starve myself to death if it meant million dollar salary every year.

Smdh

Reck
11-09-2015, 02:26 AM
Eddie Curry was quite the fatty by the end of his tenure in the NBA too, tbh. Sean May also. Both ballooned at relatively young ages.


But by far the player who got the fattest that I can remember was Mike Sweetney... Dude got huge and didn't last long in the league.


http://i66.tinypic.com/2my2rn4.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/312wd3m.jpg

http://i65.tinypic.com/2eao2sg.jpg

Holy shit. That's disgusting.

Calispursfan11
11-09-2015, 10:34 AM
^

All these fatasses had to do was run and stay away from burgers to earn an extra few million dollars on min deals or even more, but they couldnt. Id starve myself to death if it meant million dollar salary every year.

Smdh

If they are this fat while playing an 82 game season including practices and games where you burn 3000-5000 calories a night, imagine how they look after retirement. One need only take a look at Barkley and Shaq to see what happens there.

Calispursfan11
11-09-2015, 10:35 AM
Holy shit. That's disgusting.

Amazing if this guy could actually run for 5 minute stretches in an NBA game. Un-fucking-believable.

~O~
11-09-2015, 11:15 AM
http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/slides/photos/003/695/971/hi-res-e2f7b0ea46749ee3de4f53ab9657a1af_crop_north.jpg?w= 630&h=420&q=75

https://thebostonjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/micheal-sweetney-before-and-after.jpg
I think he was going through some things such as confidence and depression to make him spiral into bad health habits. He actually looked happier when he came into the league and was definitely not overweight. Even his skin was more rich compared to those other photos where he can barely smirk let alone smile.

SpursforSix
11-09-2015, 11:24 AM
The Big O

http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/oliver-miller.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UWl-Ry5a0Dg/TaRSxWBEIRI/AAAAAAAABUw/fvvDUUVWsFg/s1600/Oliver-Miller.jpg

DJR210
11-09-2015, 03:00 PM
Oliver Miller.. One of the original fat asses

Kawhitstorm
11-09-2015, 03:12 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/835972/WAF.JoshuaSmith.jpg

SpursforSix
11-09-2015, 03:14 PM
Oliver Miller.. One of the original fat asses

I gotta give him a little props though. He had a decent career for what he was.

Cry Havoc
11-09-2015, 04:00 PM
Eddie Curry was quite the fatty by the end of his tenure in the NBA too, tbh. Sean May also. Both ballooned at relatively young ages.


But by far the player who got the fattest that I can remember was Mike Sweetney... Dude got huge and didn't last long in the league.


http://i66.tinypic.com/2my2rn4.jpg http://i67.tinypic.com/312wd3m.jpg

http://i65.tinypic.com/2eao2sg.jpg

"Sweetney now works as a basketball trainer for a company called Beltway Trainer."

:lmao

DJR210
11-09-2015, 06:00 PM
Dude has "sweet" in his name.. He was doomed since the beginning, should be glad he was even able to make it to the pros.


I gotta give him a little props though. He had a decent career for what he was.

It was already over by this point..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1PlPaqBO5g