*__* magic time machine *__* [Archive]

mouse

09-18-2005, 03:55 PM

You have access to a magic time machine, you can go back and change the course of mankind, The only problem is you can only use it once, You will be stuck in that time zone,

You may post as many scenarios as you wish, but at the end, You must decide where and when you will travel, And what changes you will make.

Will you use it to go see the original Beatles? Or will you go back further to see Jesus preach the gospel? what ever choice you make , make sure at the end it is what you want,

There is no tuning back.

Good Luck...............................

Suns Fan

09-18-2005, 04:00 PM

I would go back one year and put my life savings on the Boston red Soxs :smokin

Dan Rather

09-18-2005, 04:11 PM

I would go back and make sure those documents were real :(

Troll

09-18-2005, 04:16 PM

I would go back to 1979 and take that bottle of Jack out of Bon Scott's mouth.

polandprzem

09-18-2005, 04:16 PM

I would talk to Jesus about everything

or spurs scenario

I would throw something at Fisher befor the shot

A Serbian Beast

09-18-2005, 04:34 PM

I would go back to game 5 of the finals and tell Sheed to stay on Horry.

polandprzem

09-18-2005, 04:44 PM

And I would go back to the regular game vs Det and prevent somehow Tim from his injury. MVP DPOY and possibilyty of winning a championship (that would be almost sure lookig how Tim played with those ankles)

Steve Perry

09-18-2005, 04:44 PM

1980 Buy all the Microsoft shares I can get my hands on for 50 cents each. :smokin

spurs=bling

09-18-2005, 04:53 PM

I would talk to Jesus about everything

or spurs scenario

I would throw something at Fisher befor the shot
me too, or i would have made the crowd charge at him

Victor Newman

09-18-2005, 04:55 PM

1990 make T Parks Dad wear a Rubber :lmao

spurs=bling

09-18-2005, 04:56 PM

1990 make T Parks Dad wear a Rubber :lmao
:lol

spurs=bling

09-18-2005, 04:58 PM

i'm not being funny this time. i would go back and make sure my mom never died.

The sone

09-18-2005, 05:00 PM

:smokin :smokin if i was at the magic time machine...gurggle, gurggle gurggle... :smokin i would order that huge burger they have... :smokin cough cough!!...you know the one... :smokin :smokin :drunk cough...the one with the red onions and thick slices of pickles... :smokin cough :smokin cough...i always like it when little miss muffet is my waitress... :smokin :smokin cough..you know... :smokin her tuffet is hot... :smokin i didnt even know that place was still open... :smokin :smokin cough...yeah burger, cough :smokin cough :smokin yeah...

The sone

09-18-2005, 05:01 PM

me too, or i would have made the crowd charge at him

why would you want the crowd to bum rush jesus??

spurs=bling

09-18-2005, 05:02 PM

why would you want the crowd to bum rush jesus??
not Jesus, Fisher

ZStomp

09-18-2005, 05:03 PM

I would go back to 1979 and take that bottle of Jack out of Bon Scott's mouth.

Yea!!!

Manu'sMagicalLeftHand

09-18-2005, 05:05 PM

not Jesus, Fisher

Jesus was a fisher? Wasn't he a carpenter?

:smokin

spurs=bling

09-18-2005, 05:07 PM

Jesus was a fisher? Wasn't he a carpenter?

:smokin
DEREK FISHER FROM THE LAKERS 03'. WELL HE IS NOT A LAKER ANYMORE .

The sone

09-18-2005, 05:20 PM

DEREK FISHER FROM THE LAKERS 03'. WELL HE IS NOT A LAKER ANYMORE .

ok ok ok...wait. so jesus and fisher were lakers at the same time?? like hell you say...then why couldnt they beat detroit...and whos gonna guard jesus? i have a hard enough time guarding manny is god...and thats his dad so hes older and im sure hes lost a step or two.

Manu'sMagicalLeftHand

09-18-2005, 05:23 PM

ok ok ok...wait. so jesus and fisher were lakers at the same time?? like hell you say...then why couldnt they beat detroit

Because the Pistons had Allah and Rasheed on their side?

Did Allah change sides this season because of Nazr?

spurs=bling

09-18-2005, 05:28 PM

ok ok ok...wait. so jesus and fisher were lakers at the same time?? like hell you say...then why couldnt they beat detroit...and whos gonna guard jesus? i have a hard enough time guarding manny is god...and thats his dad so hes older and im sure hes lost a step or two.

you guys crack me up, i meant i would like to go back in time and talk to Jesus myself too. and i also said that i would have done something to stop derek from throwing that shot.

ZStomp

09-18-2005, 05:31 PM

you guys crack me up, i meant i would like to go back in time and talk to Jesus myself too. and i also said that i would have done something to stop derek from throwing that shot.

I wouldn't have thrown anything at fisher. I would have made the Spurs played better. that last second shot sucked ass but the Spurs should have played better..they were back home and they should have been pissed off cuz they lost 2 in LA...but noooooooooooo

The sone

09-18-2005, 05:33 PM

you guys crack me up, i meant i would like to go back in time and talk to Jesus myself too. and i also said that i would have done something to stop derek from throwing that shot.

ahhhhhh...well if youre gonna go back and see jesus...why not just ask the j-man for a little help with the whole shot thing?? ehh ehh...whose a smart guy?? ehh ehh...work smarder not harder...ehh ehh...who cant spell ehh ehh....this guy..

spurs=bling

09-18-2005, 05:35 PM

ahhhhhh...well if youre gonna go back and see jesus...why not just ask the j-man for a little help with the whole shot thing?? ehh ehh...whose a smart guy?? ehh ehh...work smarder not harder...ehh ehh...who cant spell ehh ehh....this guy..
you guys really crack me up :lol

Useruser666

09-18-2005, 05:39 PM

I'd go back to before I clicked on this thread.

Inbred

09-18-2005, 05:56 PM

I'd go back to before I clicked on this thread.

:lmao

mookie2001

09-18-2005, 06:03 PM

go back to the wild west, find prescott Bush's dad, get in a gunfight, win

Aunt Ester

09-18-2005, 06:23 PM

Tell Buddy holly to take the Bus :lmao

Kdfelicity

09-18-2005, 06:27 PM

I would throw something at Fisher befor the shot

Brilliant!!! :tu

NZHayden

09-18-2005, 06:33 PM

i'd go back to ten minutes ago and put more bbq sauce on this pizza

Vashner

09-18-2005, 06:34 PM

Microsoft Stock... in the 80's....

gollum

09-18-2005, 06:36 PM

I would go back 6 hours and not play Dante Culpeper on my NFL fantasy team.

Jekka

09-18-2005, 07:09 PM

Austin, beginning 1968. I'd want to see every music act that went through - Dylan, Janis, Jimi, Joni, Neil Young, Fogelberg ... everyone.

Aunt Ester

09-19-2005, 12:48 AM

1969 I would not open that door to see my parents getting it on.

Kdfelicity

09-19-2005, 01:04 AM

I'd go back to 1492 and tell Columbus that he discovered America and not the Indies! Poor guy died still trying to prove that's where he went.

Trainwreck2100

09-19-2005, 01:10 AM

Wait till tuesday get Mega Millions #'s travel two hours, play said #s

Suns Fan

09-19-2005, 01:12 AM

go back to march 30, 1699

................this date is not a random day....................

Baisakhi Day :smokin

Jimcs50

09-19-2005, 08:58 AM

I would go back to Oct 17th 2004(Boston is down 3-0 to Yankees), fly to Vegas, get odds that Boston wins the World Series by winning their next 8 games they play. (4 straight against NY, 4 straight against St Louis) and bet 100K.

I would own the Bellagio Hotel and Casino.

:)

Kdfelicity

09-19-2005, 02:03 PM