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benefactor
11-16-2015, 10:14 PM
What is wrong with you motherfuckers?:lol

baseline bum
11-16-2015, 10:17 PM
What is wrong with you motherfuckers?:lol

Humidity
Skanky strip clubs
3rd Ward
Thinks it's New York City
LA level traffic but with worse air pollution
Got rightfully nuked in ID4

Clipper Nation
11-16-2015, 10:18 PM
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Arcadian
11-16-2015, 10:18 PM
Just not a good roster, tbh

random21
11-16-2015, 10:21 PM
Humidity
Skanky strip clubs
3rd Ward
Thinks it's New York City
LA level traffic but with worse air pollution
Got rightfully nuked in ID4

Paul Wall
Texans
Bunch of New Orleans natives
Shitty place to live

Spurs 4 The Win
11-16-2015, 10:23 PM
They were a first round exit last year, they were the frauds we all thought they were. The refs have caught onto Hardens flop game. The only reason they made it anywhere last year is because the Spurs choked, the Clippers choked, and everyone else was injured. They suck ass

The Franchise
11-16-2015, 10:24 PM
Working on getting the coach fired I hope.

Clipper Nation
11-16-2015, 10:27 PM
Working on getting the coach fired I hope.
Not even Phil, Pop or Riley could ring with Harden as the first option.

djohn2oo8
11-16-2015, 10:43 PM
Not even Phil, Pop or Riley could ring with Harden as the first option.

They are all playing like they want McHale gone.

djohn2oo8
11-16-2015, 10:43 PM
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:lol Peace Kevin.

Budkin
11-16-2015, 10:44 PM
They are all playing like they want McHale gone.

Pretty much it... he's toast.

Robz4000
11-16-2015, 10:48 PM
Yep, McHale gonna be out very soon. Hopefully Scotty Brooks is brought in and not Thibs.

spurraider21
11-16-2015, 10:54 PM
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:lol Peace Kevin.
:lmao

djohn2oo8
11-16-2015, 10:54 PM
What in the motherfuck is that trash on his clipboard?

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Robz4000
11-16-2015, 10:59 PM
What in the motherfuck is that trash on his clipboard?

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Looks like Harden walking back towards center court before getting some foodstamps imo.

TheGreatYacht
11-16-2015, 11:05 PM
Grillz
Fitted Caps
South Pole jeans
Air Force 1's
Chamillionare
Braids
Land whales
"RIP Pimp C" graffiti in every corner

TheGreatYacht
11-16-2015, 11:11 PM
http://youtu.be/0kOSLJ3rMAU

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DMC
11-16-2015, 11:12 PM
Harden got all butt hurt because he didn't get shit for all his jaunts down the paint last year and his million trips to the line. Steph got MVP, Harden was on his ass while JSmoove and JET were bombing Hanoi Blake, and basically got cucked when the fat sister went to mourn the living of her estranged milk dud at the game ranch.

Kawhitstorm
11-16-2015, 11:20 PM
Paul Wall
Texans
Bunch of New Orleans natives
Shitty place to live


Humidity
Skanky strip clubs
3rd Ward
Thinks it's New York City
LA level traffic but with worse air pollution
Got rightfully nuked in ID4

Y'all forgot "lean" & "slabs"

KaiRMD1
11-16-2015, 11:43 PM
Fake ass cornerstones

Cry Havoc
11-16-2015, 11:43 PM
You know it's a rough situation when the entourage of hate here at SpursTalk starts to feel bad for you... or at the very least are so surprised at how terrible you are that they forget to make racist jokes. :lol

benefactor
11-16-2015, 11:44 PM
Texans

Not tonight nigga

RsxPiimp
11-17-2015, 12:00 AM
Blaming Mchale for Harden's late night parties and Moreyball

:lmao

djohn2oo8
11-17-2015, 12:32 AM
Blaming Mchale for Harden's late night parties and Moreyball

:lmao

Well when the Rockets get a top 10 pick, maybe they won't blow it twice like the Lakers.

FkLA
11-17-2015, 12:42 AM
Harden ain't shit. I really liked him until I realized he's more concerned with his talent getting him pussy/fame than he is with it getting him titles.

100%duncan
11-17-2015, 02:44 AM
What in the motherfuck is that trash on his clipboard?

https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12246892_10154286824798265_2467490135935877147_n.j pg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=0c147494cece2db5bce96d2a07897381&oe=56B3B725

:lmao

baseline bum
11-17-2015, 07:57 AM
It's what you get hooking up with a Khardashian. Look at Russell in LA2 or Lamar halfway in the ground.

Killakobe81
11-17-2015, 09:14 AM
So many theories:

Kardashian curse ...
Lil B hex ...

But it's simple:
Like I said many times on here, Rox wont title with McHale as coach or Howard/Harden as the 1/2 punch. Deeps used to argue with me that they are legit contenders, I still say no. Yes they made the WCF but so did Melo and the nuggs and ZBo and the Grizz. Were either team threats to win a ring?

Harden is a #2 on a title team and Howard a 3. If they can lure Durant and he stays healthy plus get a real coach the sky is the limit. Again i like Harden more than most on here (non rox fans) but he is not the MVP not this year or last and he is not a foundational build around superstar either. He is a legit star much better than Gilbert Arenas ever was ...but overrated by some underrated by many on here.

As for Howard ...told y'all about that ass clown. he never will be the Magic version and even that version had flaws. if this cat fully embraced a Tyson chandler type role he could still be a key piece of a title team. But will he he do it?

Once Howard and Harden assume their proper roles and a good coach will figure it out ... Rox will be fine.

Double-Up
11-17-2015, 09:36 AM
So many theories:

Kardashian curse ...
Lil B hex ...

But it's simple:
Like I said many times on here, Rox wont title with McHale as coach or Howard/Harden as the 1/2 punch. Deeps used to argue with me that they are legit contenders, I still say no. Yes they made the WCF but so did Melo and the nuggs and ZBo and the Grizz. Were either team threats to win a ring?

Harden is a #2 on a title team and Howard a 3. If they can lure Durant and he stays healthy plus get a real coach the sky is the limit. Again i like Harden more than most on here (non rox fans) but he is not the MVP not this year or last and he is not a foundational build around superstar either. He is a legit star much better than Gilbert Arenas ever was ...but overrated by some underrated by many on here.

As for Howard ...told y'all about that ass clown. he never will be the Magic version and even that version had flaws. if this cat fully embraced a Tyson chandler type role he could still be a key piece of a title team. But will he he do it?

Once Howard and Harden assume their proper roles and a good coach will figure it out ... Rox will be fine.

He's the best shooting guard in the league and I think he can be a #1 option on a championship team. You just need your other players to actually play hard. Ty Lawson is the biggest disappointment so far, it's like he's scared to do his thing out there. Howard can't play back to backs and we still don't have a legit PF with Motiejunas out. We just fucking suck right now.

Killakobe81
11-17-2015, 10:31 AM
He's the best shooting guard in the league and I think he can be a #1 option on a championship team. You just need your other players to actually play hard. Ty Lawson is the biggest disappointment so far, it's like he's scared to do his thing out there. Howard can't play back to backs and we still don't have a legit PF with Motiejunas out. We just fucking suck right now.

Yes he is clearly the best SG, but heck at one point Dwight was the best center and he didn't ring either. Of course any great player needs a supporting cast. And maybe if the #2 is very strong maybe he could ring. But I doubt it. This is not a knock on Harden plenty of HOF players are not able to lead a title team. It was obvious he was much better than a third wheel that he was in OKC and he has proven to be a true star in Houston. But leading a team to a title is different. Dwight looks like he is now past his prime without accomplishing it we shall see if Harden can prove me wrong. Like I said i like him, So cal kid ... so I hope does especially if he does so without Dwight or McHale at his side.

100%duncan
11-17-2015, 11:08 AM
It's what you get hooking up with a Khardashian. Look at Russell in LA2 or Lamar halfway in the ground.

Russell is playing it smart he knows he sucks at bball but he still got kendall to fuck. That bitch is 10/10

SPM
11-17-2015, 11:39 AM
The Lawson trade that Dfag and other Rockets fans jerked off to all summer is looking like a disaster, dude can't D up or shoot. Harden is too reliant on the refs sucking his dick and sending him to the line 20 times a game, Howard leaving in the summer. Team needs to rebuild tbh

baseline bum
11-17-2015, 11:51 AM
The Lawson trade that Dfag and other Rockets fans jerked off to all summer is looking like a disaster, dude can't D up or shoot. Harden is too reliant on the refs sucking his dick and sending him to the line 20 times a game, Howard leaving in the summer. Team needs to rebuild tbh

You think Howard is taking a paycut a second time? Pretty sure he doesn't want to go to Brooklyn now. :lol

Killakobe81
11-17-2015, 12:09 PM
The Lawson trade that Dfag and other Rockets fans jerked off to all summer is looking like a disaster, dude can't D up or shoot. Harden is too reliant on the refs sucking his dick and sending him to the line 20 times a game, Howard leaving in the summer. Team needs to rebuild tbh

Not sure why Dwight would leave ... unless he thinks he can win a ring elsewhere. Like I said they have the #2 and #3 ...making the money he makes where else can he find a better fit? If they get a top line coach he might as well stay. Not sure he will get a better team-mate in their prime.

Killakobe81
11-17-2015, 12:10 PM
You think Howard is taking a paycut a second time? Pretty sure he doesn't want to go to Brooklyn now. :lol

what paycut? he took less years but hardly a pay-cut ...

baseline bum
11-17-2015, 12:12 PM
what paycut? he took less years but hardly a pay-cut ...

Less years is a paycut, and he got smaller annual raises than he would have had he stayed in LA.

Killakobe81
11-17-2015, 12:18 PM
Less years is a paycut, and he got smaller annual raises than he would have had he stayed in LA.

Not really. Didnt he make more than he did the year before? Then, that is not a paycut. He took less money to go to Houston yes, but that is not a paycut based on the fact he still got a raise. Tim, Dirk took real paycuts. Heck even Kobe took one if we are being technical ... yes he is way more overpaid than Dwight but still took a paycut.

Horse
11-17-2015, 01:54 PM
All the bums at the gas station begging for money.

Perry Mason
11-17-2015, 01:58 PM
My best guess:

First, Harden did not come to camp in good shape, and still does not have tip top conditioning. He takes plays off on defense, and has less lift on offense. He may be 26, but that's when you have to start putting in real work for your body to keep up.

Combined with point #1, Harden may feel some social pressure from his new Adidas deal and all the hype.

Second, other players are in inconsistent shape (or like Dwight, have nagging injury), and do not know how to adjust to an offense where Harden is not supernova on a nightly basis. Combined with H-Town's streetball system, this makes the Rockets a mediocre team.

Harden is the leader, and if he isn't 100% perfect in conditioning and attitude, I think the team suffers.

RsxPiimp
11-17-2015, 02:01 PM
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hitmanyr2k
11-17-2015, 03:51 PM
You know shit has gotten really bad when the homer Houston Rocket announcers are turning on you :lol If Harden really is the best 2 guard the NBA has to offer...I don't have the words.

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spursistan
11-17-2015, 04:17 PM
Players-only meeting is either a swift turnaround or the coach is getting fired soon..I think Morey/Lesley Alexander will give him it until Christmas..
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Killakobe81
11-17-2015, 04:25 PM
You know shit has gotten really bad when the homer Houston Rocket announcers are turning on you :lol If Harden really is the best 2 guard the NBA has to offer...I don't have the words.

_SDiQQRa6OE

I actually like Bradley Beal but to early to say he is better than Harden. Harden has a lot more responsibility in Houston. he also has stayed healthy with increased minutes. Beal has already been nicked up a lot for a young guy.

Killakobe81
11-17-2015, 04:32 PM
That video hitman posted is shameful. 2 seasons ago Harden was supposedly motivated by the vines and gifs of his shitty defense and vowed to change...what happened? That summer he was going extra hard on defense and at least making a concerted effort, even for Team USA. Was that just to get the Adidas money?

Killakobe81
11-17-2015, 04:33 PM
Oh shit, forgot about Jimmy Butler. Butler has a "case" especially this year.

BatManu20
11-17-2015, 04:59 PM
You know shit has gotten really bad when the homer Houston Rocket announcers are turning on you :lol If Harden really is the best 2 guard the NBA has to offer...I don't have the words.

_SDiQQRa6OE

Damn I've never been more convinced... The curse is real.

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Kawhitstorm
11-17-2015, 05:26 PM
He's the best shooting guard in the league and I think he can be a #1 option on a championship team. You just need your other players to actually play hard. Ty Lawson is the biggest disappointment so far, it's like he's scared to do his thing out there. Howard can't play back to backs and we still don't have a legit PF with Motiejunas out. We just fucking suck right now.

Lawson looks like a shell of himself ala Vin Baker after he became sober:lol

Kawhitstorm
11-17-2015, 05:28 PM
You know shit has gotten really bad when the homer Houston Rocket announcers are turning on you :lol If Harden really is the best 2 guard the NBA has to offer...I don't have the words.

Jimmy Butler over HarDone; Beal over Klay.

Blake
11-17-2015, 05:34 PM
It's what you get hooking up with a Khardashian. Look at Russell in LA2 or Lamar halfway in the ground.

you either try to kill yourself or go flat in the front

Roxsfan
11-17-2015, 10:54 PM
Lots of great comments here tbh.

Harden is too fukn immature with his obsession with fame, money, bitches and partying. He needs to grow the fuck up and focus bc history may show ringless riches as his only accomplishments.
Mchale needs to go
Morey needs to go or allow an excellent coach to coach instead just being a puppet for Morey- metrics. Said coach must be able to manage diva personas like Harden so he doesn't pout and demand a trade all while getting the best out him- including defensively.
This team needs makers, not shooters. We not only don't have shooters, but also lack any real shot makers.
We need DMO. He's a wizard in the low post and is the main reason we rolled in absence of D12 last yr
Beverley needs to prove he can stay healthy or get rid of him
Lawson needs to find his game by Xmas or he needs to go.
T jones needs to play well consistently, stay healthy or he must go too
The team needs to get jacked for all teams not just the sexy opponents like clips, okc, Spurs etc on natl TV.
They need Durant, better coach and some shot makers that can d up if they plan on being a real team for the next 5-10 yrs
Naturally only some of the above will happen so fuck it.

TDfan2007
11-18-2015, 02:15 AM
You know shit has gotten really bad when the homer Houston Rocket announcers are turning on you :lol If Harden really is the best 2 guard the NBA has to offer...I don't have the words.

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What an embarrassing video...damn. Just another reason why I can't stand this guy's game. Respect his talent, but I really dislike watching him play basketball.

Also, I agree. The SG position in the league right now is pathetic.

BG_Spurs_Fan
11-18-2015, 02:50 AM
He's the best shooting guard in the league and I think he can be a #1 option on a championship team. You just need your other players to actually play hard. Ty Lawson is the biggest disappointment so far, it's like he's scared to do his thing out there. Howard can't play back to backs and we still don't have a legit PF with Motiejunas out. We just fucking suck right now.

I'm no fan of Lawson, but don't think he can be accused of anything. Doing his thing is having the ball and distributing it. He can't do it when Harden has the ball all the time and initiates every single play while Lawson is relegated to a spot up shooter, which he blatantly isn't and wasn't. His struggles aren't a surprise and many basketball fans predicted them accurately. Once Beverly is healthy Lawson should go to the bench and have the 6th man role, otherwise his game can't fit and he'd be in an impossible position on this team.

100%duncan
11-18-2015, 04:48 AM
You know shit has gotten really bad when the homer Houston Rocket announcers are turning on you :lol If Harden really is the best 2 guard the NBA has to offer...I don't have the words.

_SDiQQRa6OE

Even those homer announcers are sick of him :lmao

Molotov
11-18-2015, 05:30 AM
What is wrong with you motherfuckers?:lol



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Never liked that flopping faggot anyway, glad hes shitting the bed this season, tbqh.

Xevious
11-18-2015, 10:11 AM
Well Houston fans can rejoice... Mchale is gone.

BatManu20
11-18-2015, 10:18 AM
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djohn2oo8
11-22-2015, 08:00 AM
He's the best shooting guard in the league and I think he can be a #1 option on a championship team. You just need your other players to actually play hard. Ty Lawson is the biggest disappointment so far, it's like he's scared to do his thing out there. Howard can't play back to backs and we still don't have a legit PF with Motiejunas out. We just fucking suck right now.

It goes beyond all of that. They are complacent with making the WCF last year, especially Harden. That is a fact. He has entered McGrady level of laziness. If he keeps it up, trade him and tank for Simmons.

KaiRMD1
11-22-2015, 02:48 PM
bar set to high for him man
not all players, let alone only a handful of teams can win it all...

he will end up like all the other players who dont ring

Nowadays, everybody just chases a ring and seems to get it so that will be Harden.