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ElNono
11-21-2015, 02:08 PM
I almost felt bad for this douchebag,,,,,,,,,,I was hoping they'll give him a penaldo so he could have a shot on goal,,,,time to put him out of his misery,,,,,

spursistan
11-21-2015, 02:17 PM
About time, tbh..too much mileage..not sure if he has the smarts/touch to have impactful career in his mid-30s..

DAF86
11-21-2015, 02:20 PM
lefty, if a Barca player that gets clapped at Bernabeu is an ALPHA. What would a Madrid player that gets booed at Bernabeu be? :lol

TheGreatYacht
11-21-2015, 02:27 PM
You take that back. :cry

666306313375346688

He could be a lazy bum and be a skinny fat bastard like Enriquessi, but he's not

Canyonero
11-22-2015, 11:37 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUW59CgWcAEO5Yl.jpg:large

lefty
11-22-2015, 12:49 PM
lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896), if a Barca player that gets clapped at Bernabeu is an ALPHA. What would a Madrid player that gets booed at Bernabeu be? :lol

a beta phaggot

By the way your post shows that you think Messi is not ALPHA :lol

DAF86
11-22-2015, 03:29 PM
a beta phaggot

By the way your post shows that you think Messi is not ALPHA :lol

How is that? :lol

lefty
11-22-2015, 05:04 PM
How is that? :lol
"barca player that gets clapped at Bernabéu is ALPHA"

Messi never got clapped at Bernabéu, therefore...

DAF86
11-22-2015, 08:47 PM
"barca player that gets clapped at Bernabéu is ALPHA"

Messi never got clapped at Bernabéu, therefore...

I'm just repeating what you said, I'm not saying I agree with that. I think the message was very clear, tbh. Clasico hit you hard son :lol

lefty
11-22-2015, 11:25 PM
I'm just repeating what you said, I'm not saying I agree with that. I think the message was very clear, tbh. Clasico hit you hard son :lol
Tututut...

You said it... Nobody can prove you repeated it...

DAF86
11-22-2015, 11:42 PM
Tututut...

You said it... Nobody can prove you repeated it...

It can easily be inferred by the fact of me: 1st) mentioning you and 2nd) using the word "if". Clearly showing that it's not a scenario I confirm, tbh. Grammar is your friend, son. :lol

lefty
11-22-2015, 11:55 PM
Whatever dude...

:lol Missi didn't get an ovation unlike Barca's real ALPHAS

Again it's not a knock on him, he is a good player

spursistan
12-04-2015, 11:38 AM
Knew it wasn't all decline or new system :lol...Madrid should start rebuilding and let his soon to be washed up ass go to PSG/United..


Cristiano Ronaldo's (http://www.mirror.co.uk/all-about/cristiano-ronaldo) form for Real Madrid could be suffering because of his frequent trips to Morocco by private jet, it is claimed.The 30-year-old Portuguese star has scored in just five of his 13 La Liga games this season as Real stutter under new boss Rafa Benitez.
And there is an increasing fear that his constant travels could be affecting his on-field performances, according to several sources.
Reports last week in Spanish daily newspaper SPORT claimed the club was concerned because he was flying to Morocco several times a week.
There he is reported to be spending time with close friend Badr Hari (http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/cristiano-ronaldo-defended-moroccan-kickboxer-6615110), a Moroccan kickboxer who has shared Instagram photos of himself with Ronaldo in the past. (http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/cristiano-ronaldo-uses-time-take-6707181)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/real-madrid-concerned-cristiano-ronaldos-6952537?ICID=FB_mirror_main (http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/real-madrid-concerned-cristiano-ronaldos-6952537?ICID=FB_mirror_main)

lefty
12-04-2015, 11:46 AM
Knew it wasn't all decline or new system :lol...Madrid should start rebuilding and let his soon to be washed up ass go to PSG/United..



http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/real-madrid-concerned-cristiano-ronaldos-6952537?ICID=FB_mirror_main (http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/real-madrid-concerned-cristiano-ronaldos-6952537?ICID=FB_mirror_main)
Source : Mirror :lmao

Yeah because Spain is REALLY FAR from Morocco

ElNono
01-24-2016, 06:41 PM
Ronaldo is done tbh

RM missing ALPHABale

:wow

Relevancy
01-24-2016, 07:35 PM
Have you guys seen Cristianos recent aggression to players? He kicks them for no reason:lol

I think that's frustration on his part because he knows he is not the same anymore. Well everyone is bound to decline, but this season at least( have watched almost all rm games) his finishing has been below his standards and when he is not scoring he is just another body on the pitch, does nothing to help his team.. This is that declining shit everyone goes through, it is what it is,

lefty
01-24-2016, 08:19 PM
Agreed

lefty
01-24-2016, 08:20 PM
Rolando relies a lot on his physical attributes, so now he doesn't have much left

That's why Midget will age better

Canyonero
01-25-2016, 07:25 AM
Penaldone?

spursistan
01-25-2016, 05:35 PM
If you watch tennis..Ronaldo is probably going the way of Rafael Nadal who has fallen off cliff the past year or so..Guys who relie tremendously on athleticism often hit steep decline when the latter begins to wane..he is certainly not going to be a Pirlo/Zidane in the latter part of career just like Nadal isn't having the longevity of Federer....

apalisoc_9
01-25-2016, 08:56 PM
Ronaldo has regressed obviously. Hes like Lebron in a sense that he regressed because he relied so much on his athletic ability. If he reconstructs his game game though and plays the CM position hell sill be a hell of a player. Ive watched him enough to know hes got the tools to play at that position.

Messi is probably going to age better.

I guess in terms of quality of play.and the quality of players they are I would compare them to

Ronaldo=Lebron
Messi=Jason Kidd

Sounds about right.

DAF86
01-25-2016, 11:48 PM
Very poor troll attempt but funny, tbh. :lol

Canyonero
01-26-2016, 06:57 AM
CM = Community Manager?

ElNono
06-14-2016, 07:00 PM
Iceland?? You need help to beat Iceland??? :lmao :lmao :lmao

hater
06-15-2016, 03:47 PM
:lol today's eur:lolpean soccer :lol

spursistan
06-18-2016, 06:00 PM
he should move to play as full 9 for the rest of his career..he got the tools to thrive in the position..too much mileage on those legs to keep on play-making from behind or on the wings..

whitemamba
06-27-2016, 12:03 AM
Iceland?? You need help to beat Iceland??? :lmao :lmao :lmao

I saw some stat that he had taken as many shots as 4 teams did through the first 2 games, then he had that clutch game against hungry with those 2 goals, he's bound to score eventually...

Bynumite
06-27-2016, 06:23 AM
I love how midgetfan is quick to point the finger at midget's teammates but expect Ronaldo to pull a Lebron in a sport heavily based on team work when he has mostly average talent around him. The double standard is hilarious tbh.

Eating another shit sandwich as midget chokes and fails to show up in yet another final for Argentina. Poetic justice imho :lol

Brazil
06-27-2016, 08:43 AM
I almost felt bad for this douchebag,,,,,,,,,,I was hoping they'll give him a penaldo so he could have a shot on goal,,,,time to put him out of his misery,,,,,

I remember a certain poster with ,,,,, at every half sentence,,,,, :cry I don't have troll accounts

To be fair I almost feel bad for this douchebag Messi,,,, I was hoping he could at least score his penalty,,,,, time to put him out of his misery,,,,

ElNono
06-27-2016, 10:32 AM
I remember a certain poster with ,,,,, at every half sentence,,,,, :cry I don't have troll accounts

To be fair I almost feel bad for this douchebag Messi,,,, I was hoping he could at least score his penalty,,,,, time to put him out of his misery,,,,

:lol I don't have troll accounts... I was imitating that schtick, tbh...

Yeah, I wanted him to score his penaldo too, and Biglia too... I've said before the cup, there's no excuses for this team anymore... it's time to hit the reset button.

Brazil
06-27-2016, 12:20 PM
:lol I don't have troll accounts... I was imitating that schtick, tbh...

:lol it's all good, we all have troll accounts,,,


Yeah, I wanted him to score his penaldo too, and Biglia too... I've said before the cup, there's no excuses for this team anymore... it's time to hit the reset button.

This may sound cliche and dumb but I am not even trying to troll, I think Argentina just need a vocal leader out there... take off pressure from Messi shoulders and let him do what he does best i.e playing football and just that. This retirement announcement in that sense is probably a good first step... Let the team figure out 1 year by itself, let a dude (not sure who btw) take the lead and get back Messi half a year before world cup when an alpha establishes himself.

ElNono
06-27-2016, 01:07 PM
This may sound cliche and dumb but I am not even trying to troll, I think Argentina just need a vocal leader out there... take off pressure from Messi shoulders and let him do what he does best i.e playing football and just that. This retirement announcement in that sense is probably a good first step... Let the team figure out 1 year by itself, let a dude (not sure who btw) take the lead and get back Messi half a year before world cup when an alpha establishes himself.

Completely agree, but with the current marketing machine, it can't be another player, it has to be the coach, tbh...

And that pussy Martino is too busy taking selfies with the players... that's why I think a guy with balls like Simeone would work great, tbh...

Brazil
06-27-2016, 01:17 PM
Completely agree, but with the current marketing machine, it can't be another player, it has to be the coach, tbh...

And that pussy Martino is too busy taking selfies with the players... that's why I think a guy with balls like Simeone would work great, tbh...

I agree Simeone would be a good choice even tho they need also some leaders on the field

ElNono
07-01-2016, 12:40 AM
https://giant.gfycat.com/SlipperyAntiqueAustrianpinscher.gif

smh

TheGreatYacht
07-01-2016, 01:36 AM
https://giant.gfycat.com/SlipperyAntiqueAustrianpinscher.gif

smh
Made his penalty.. Tbh

lefty
07-01-2016, 02:21 AM
Made his penalty.. Tbh

What are you implying?

TheGreatYacht
07-01-2016, 03:31 AM
What are you implying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz_V5d2zyVw&feature=share

ElNono
07-01-2016, 03:32 AM
Don't need Penaldos if you score that shit in the video.

Bynumite
07-01-2016, 08:03 AM
Don't need Penaldos if you score that shit in the video.

Don't need to quit on your country if you score your penaldos.

Brazil
07-01-2016, 09:14 AM
Don't need to quit on your country if you score your penaldos.

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/1-shaq-dunk-shaq-gifs.gif

ElNono
07-01-2016, 10:16 AM
Don't need to quit on your country if you score your penaldos.

I can only dream of Biglia quitting on his country, tbh...

Relevancy
07-01-2016, 12:54 PM
be honest guys plz no trolling was Cristiano ever better than Messi? Specially right NOW, I've seen countless of Cristiano games and he wishes he had the same impact as Messi on the field..

Right now they couldn't be more far apart tbh

DAF86
07-01-2016, 01:31 PM
Portugal advanced without winning again? :lol

Canyonero
07-01-2016, 02:52 PM
be honest guys plz no trolling was Cristiano ever better than Messi? Specially right NOW, I've seen countless of Cristiano games and he wishes he had the same impact as Messi on the field..

Right now they couldn't be more far apart tbh

Better tan imho

TheGreatYacht
07-01-2016, 03:16 PM
be honest guys plz no trolling was Cristiano ever better than Messi? Specially right NOW, I've seen countless of Cristiano games and he wishes he had the same impact as Messi on the field..

Right now they couldn't be more far apart tbh
A Mexican shouldn't be defending a cock nose Argie this hard tbh. Let them do it

Canyonero
07-01-2016, 03:20 PM
Penaldo watching this shitty Belgium defense and wishing they pass.

Relevancy
07-01-2016, 03:40 PM
A Mexican shouldn't be defending a cock nose Argie this hard tbh. Let them do ittrue

Relevancy
07-01-2016, 03:41 PM
Penaldo watching this shitty Belgium defense and wishing they pass.expect another penalty shootout on the wales vs belgium match

ElNono
07-01-2016, 07:27 PM
:lol why does RMAOfan keep trying to crowbar Missi into this thread?

Somebody at least do a comparison with Ibra, tbh

TheGreatYacht
07-25-2016, 05:06 PM
Missi,,,,got his hair dyed in honor of his chance at a title with Argentina died,,,,

Missi,,,,painted his hair white in honor of him waiving the white flag against Chile,,,,

757697037852901377

lefty
07-25-2016, 05:10 PM
Wtf :lol

DAF86
07-25-2016, 05:15 PM
Missi,,,,got his hair dyed in honor of his chance at a title with Argentina died,,,,

Missi,,,,painted his hair white in honor of him waiving the white flag against Chile,,,,

757697037852901377

And here I was thinking this was a Sidenaldo thread.

Jodelo
07-26-2016, 04:23 AM
And here I was thinking this was a Sidenaldo thread.

Wins with the national team:

Ronaldo: 1
Messi: 0

:lmao

DAF86
07-26-2016, 11:34 AM
Wins with the national team:

Ronaldo: 1
Messi: 0

:lmao

So? :lol

Canyonero
07-26-2016, 11:39 AM
Penalgod apparently overdosed on UV rays.

lefty
07-26-2016, 12:36 PM
Penalgod apparently overdosed on UV rays.

He always does

DAF86
07-27-2016, 06:42 PM
758360322285641728

But then lefty and Jodelo come here after one of those image cleaning events he needs to have from time to time and post things like ":cry but...but he isn't nice :cry" :lol

Relevancy
07-27-2016, 07:07 PM
edgy people are gonna say he's just being real by pushing him because he doesn't want to be bothered:cry

TheGreatYacht
07-28-2016, 04:06 PM
758360322285641728

But then lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896) and Jodelo (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=23669) come here after one of those image cleaning events he needs to have from time to time and post things like ":cry but...but he isn't nice :cry" :lol
Realist nigga I've ever seen omg :wow my respect for him just went up after watching this. He doesn't want filthy midgets near him and I don't blame him he's wearing a white shirt that's probably worth 5K

ElNono
06-23-2018, 12:06 AM
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,bump

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ElNono
06-23-2018, 12:06 AM
Iceland?? You need help to beat Iceland??? :lmao :lmao :lmao

:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow

TheGreatYacht
06-23-2018, 02:15 AM
:lol

dfens
06-23-2018, 09:16 AM
damn sons missi stans are absolutely crucified to the tree of woe smh. RIP tbh.

lefty
06-23-2018, 10:00 AM
I'm sure this thread was about Brazilian Ronaldo

I'm trying to help you OP

ElNono
06-23-2018, 01:46 PM
I'm sure this thread was about Brazilian Ronaldo

I'm trying to help you OP

I own my rare bad takes, tbh...

But this is all credit to Ronaldo, IMO.

Bynumite
06-23-2018, 01:54 PM
I own my rare bad takes, tbh...

But this is all credit to Ronaldo, IMO.

Props man :toast

But where did you get the "Ronaldo got fat" part from? :lol

The man is literally obsessed with his image and maintaining peak athletic performance :lol

ElNono
06-23-2018, 01:57 PM
Props man :toast

But where did you get the "Ronaldo got fat" part from? :lol

The man is literally obsessed with his image and maintaining peak athletic performance :lol

:lol I don't even remember what game prompted this, tbh... IIRC, some RMAO game he sucked or something

lefty
06-23-2018, 02:10 PM
I own my rare bad takes, tbh...

But this is all credit to Ronaldo, IMO.

:tu

hater
06-24-2018, 10:50 AM
Iceland?? You need help to beat Iceland??? :lmao :lmao :lmao

:lmao :lmao :lol

Wow

HarlemHeat37
06-24-2018, 12:47 PM
:lmao :lmao :lol

Wow

:lol

dfens
06-24-2018, 01:57 PM
are we yet at "don't cry for me argentina" levels ?

ElNono
06-24-2018, 02:33 PM
:lmao :lmao :lol

Wow


:lol

:lmao deja vu my niglets

ElNono
06-24-2018, 02:33 PM
are we yet at "don't cry for me argentina" levels ?

we should rent rolando for a game, tbh