Anyone believe in reincarnation?

[InRareForm]

I heard it was a belief in the Christian faith... Until the council or whatever changed it because bringing in the notion of hell might persuade people to join the religion.

The older I get the more I think it is a real possibility. I also think dreams may be clues.

[Avante]

A soul gets 6 chances to make it to those pearly gates. Human bodies are just a mode of transportation. Once one dies off or is killed the soul moves on to another one in a womb.

Hell is full of souls that jut couldn't find God in six tries.

God, is actually a group of elders from another demension. Earth just one of their many projects. Hell and Heaven ran by the sons of these elders.

I think I'm on number 4 because I can remember getting off a ship in Jonestown, hiding in a foxhole in Germany and playing poker in Deadwood.

Ghosts are the souls wandering before they find a womb to enter.

[BD24]

No. Reincarnation is a nice thought, like Santa and the Easter Bunny.

[Quetzal-X]

I'd take reincarnation tbh over sharing a kristian heaven with child molesters , killers, etc, who the fuck chooses to be around those kind of sickos???

[benefactor]

I guess it's possible...I mean fuck...It's kind of a raw fucking deal to be born and raised in some shithole in Africa or in Cleveland.

[DisAsTerBot]

lol avantes beliefs

[Blake]

lol avantes beliefs

He wants to return as a black man

[Iakchos Kadmos]

He wants to return as a black man

In order to have relations with your wife, yes? Very good joke

[SpursforSix]

In order to have relations with your wife, yes? Very good joke


:lol

[Blake]

In order to have relations with your wife, yes? Very good joke

i chuckled out loud.

Lol alt puppets

[Aztecfan03]

In order to have relations with your wife, yes? Very good joke
Naw, avante is too busy trolling for children.

[SpursforSix]

Naw, avante is too busy trolling for children.

weak

[Avante]

Naw, avante is too busy trolling for children.

Just how fucking retarded are you? Any man messing with kids needs to be shot in the head, that's sick ok bitch? I was a young sailor in foreign bars, just going with the flow ok fucker? I assumed a working girl in a bar must be ok.....ok stupid?

I cannot believe how many here can;t read.,.."ya shoot fucking pedos"....from me.
Why ignore my stance on this?

YOU SHOOT FUCKING PEDOS IN THE HEAD.

Amazing the level of stupidity on this board.

[Iakchos Kadmos]

i chuckled out loud.

Lol alt puppets

What is this alt puppet? Is similar to regular puppet? I am glad to having made you chuckle. Very succesful joke yes? OPAH!

[Avante]

There are different demensions out there, actualy layers of them. No lone God, instead we have groups of Elders, they are the ones pulling the strings. While no Heaven/Hell as we see in the Bible there is a safe place and a purgatory. Our souls are wandering souls trying to find that safe place, some make it and some don't.

Being humans we can't even begin to comprehend any of this, we are simply not equipped to go there. Not unlike a three year old trying to build a computer.

Our current soul is an old one, a wandering soul trying to find a safe haven.

[SpursforSix]

What is this alt puppet? Is similar to regular puppet? I am glad to having made you chuckle. Very succesful joke yes? OPAH!

it's like when you make the sex to a gopher and you get bored and then you make puppet with gopher on your ding dong

[Iakchos Kadmos]

There are different demensions out there, actualy layers of them. No lone God, instead we have groups of Elders, they are the ones pulling the strings. While no Heaven/Hell as we see in the Bible there is a safe place and a purgatory. Our souls are wandering souls trying to find that safe place, some make it and some don't.

Being humans we can't even begin to comprehend any of this, we are simply not equipped to go there. Not unlike a three year old trying to build a computer.

Our current soul is an old one, a wandering soul trying to find a safe haven.

This is story taught to Asian children. From where did you hear this?

[BatManu20]

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[BatManu20]

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[BatManu20]

https://breathtakingbabies.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/reincarnation2.jpg

[Avante]

This is story taught to Asian children. From where did you hear this?

My first knowledge of life was wandering the rain forests of South America. How I got there...? I was taken in by an old wise man and his mother who must have been 200 years old. They taught me how to see into other dememsions and how to decipher outer wordly voices. I have seen The Elders, actually communicated with them using signs.

[pgardn]

A soul gets 6 chances to make it to those pearly gates. Human bodies are just a mode of transportation. Once one dies off or is killed the soul moves on to another one in a womb.

Hell is full of souls that jut couldn't find God in six tries.

God, is actually a group of elders from another demension. Earth just one of their many projects. Hell and Heaven ran by the sons of these elders.

I think I'm on number 4 because I can remember getting off a ship in Jonestown, hiding in a foxhole in Germany and playing poker in Deadwood.

Ghosts are the souls wandering before they find a womb to enter.

So where does you being a fish enter the equation?

[Avante]

So where does you being a fish enter the equation?

The ..we came from fish....is something The Elders find comical. As we know they would never LOL just a small grin.

[Iakchos Kadmos]

My first knowledge of life was wandering the rain forests of South America. How I got there...? I was taken in by an old wise man and his mother who must have been 200 years old. They taught me how to see into other dememsions and how to decipher outer wordly voices. I have seen The Elders, actually communicated with them using signs.

200 years old? This is about 178 years too old for you yes?

[DJR210]

https://breathtakingbabies.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/reincarnation2.jpg

:lmao

[DJR210]

Avante getting shat on ITT as usual

[SnakeBoy]

I have seen The Elders, actually communicated with them using signs.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/1431684-3x2-940x627.jpg

[Avante]

Avante getting shat on ITT as usual

Not sure why...."ya shoot sick ass pedos"...is being ignored.

[Avante]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/1431684-3x2-940x627.jpg

Let me guess....bipolar...right?

[DMC]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/1431684-3x2-940x627.jpg

Goddamn, no vaseline.

[DJR210]

Not sure why...."ya shoot sick ass pedos"...is being ignored.

Get some new material champ.

[DMC]

I don't believe in reincarnation except that everything we are, everything, has always been and will always be. In the grand, universal scheme, no one gives a fuck about us.

[pgardn]

There are different demensions out there, actualy layers of them. No lone God, instead we have groups of Elders, they are the ones pulling the strings. While no Heaven/Hell as we see in the Bible there is a safe place and a purgatory. Our souls are wandering souls trying to find that safe place, some make it and some don't.

Being humans we can't even begin to comprehend any of this, we are simply not equipped to go there. Not unlike a three year old trying to build a computer.

Our current soul is an old one, a wandering soul trying to find a safe haven.

So you are revealing all this caca because you are a banana tree...

[Avante]

Get some new material champ.

Why, the old stuff gets a ton of action/play. Simple little shits like you gobble it up.

[Avante]

So you are revealing all this caca because you are a banana tree...

So some can believe a human could evolve from a fish, but can't buy demensions and outer worldly beings?

[pgardn]

So some can believe a human could evolve from a fish, but can't buy demensions and outer worldly beings?


Who believes a human evolved from a fish?

So you extend multiple dimensions to 6 souls and elders... You like specificity I guess, but you made a mess.

[Avante]

Who believes a human evolved from a fish?

So you extend multiple dimensions to 6 souls and elders... You like specificity I guess, but you made a mess.

We live in a multi demensional relm, layers of demensions. Souls are like a vapor like a puff of smoke, they drift. Moving from one demension to another looking for a womb to rest in. This is why we get that...."I've done this before".

The Elders rule these demensions, they have the controls.

[Ginobilly]

We live in a multi demensional relm, layers of demensions. Souls are like a vapor like a puff of smoke, they drift. Moving from one demension to another looking for a womb to rest in. This is why we get that...."I've done this before".

The Elders rule these demensions, they have the controls.

Will they punish you for what you did to asian little girls?

[ElMuerto]

Oh hell no.......

[Avante]

Will they punish you for what you did to asian little girls?

Why would I be singled out from the miliions and millions of other servicemen doing the same thing? Well?

Why are those girls working in bars? And how do we know who is 16, 18 or 20? And ya do know it's all legal over there, right?

I get this board has an over abundance of dumb kids posting here but to not understand that over there things are different really does amaze me. Just how out of touch with reality are you little shits? Servicemen and hookers is real real real old, you midgets don't know that?

Now who here would be interested in under developed little girls with little experience vs full grown women with a ton of experience, well? See how stupid that is? And, what man wants his buddies seeing him with a little girl, well?

Just how stupid are you people?

ONE MORE TIME~~~~~~~

Any man messing with little kids need his fucking brains blown out, ok midgets? A fucking pedo is one sick fuck, ok? Now why my stance on this gets totally ignored...???

[SpursforSix]

Why would I be singled out from the miliions and millions of other servicemen doing the same thing? Well?

Why are those girls working in bars? And how do we know who is 16, 18 or 20? And ya do know it's all legal over there, right?

I get this board has an over abundance of dumb kids posting here but to not understand that over there things are different really does amaze me. Just how out of touch with reality are you little shits? Servicemen and hookers is real real real old, you midgets don't know that?

Now who here would be interested in under developed little girls with little experience vs full grown women with a ton of experience, well? See how stupid that is? And, what man wants his buddies seeing him with a little girl, well?

Just how stupid are you people?


you're not being singled out. Look at Jared. He fucking has changed the way the world looks at...yep...a sandwich. Used to be

"hey, let's go out to eat and let's get...sandwiches"
"fuck you mom"

Now it's...
"hey what does everyone want to eat?"
"let's go to Subway and eat healthy!"

but he chose to find his "spot" in underage girls. And now it's
"hey, I'm Jared"
"bend over and take this foot long hot and beefy"

He wasn't...singled out. Yep...just feels that way to him...and....you.

Seems like you've gotten away with it. But you'll get your judgement day. And compared to the eternal hell you'll be in....getting buttfucked by blacks in prison will seem like a carnival ride and eating cotton candy.
ONE MORE TIME~~~~~~~

Any man messing with little kids need his fucking brains blown out, ok midgets? A fucking pedo is one sick fuck, ok? Now why my stance on this gets totally ignored...???

[Avante]

you're not being singled out. Look at Jared. He fucking has changed the way the world looks at...yep...a sandwich. Used to be

"hey, let's go out to eat and let's get...sandwiches"
"fuck you mom"

Now it's...
"hey what does everyone want to eat?"
"let's go to Subway and eat healthy!"

but he chose to find his "spot" in underage girls. And now it's
"hey, I'm Jared"
"bend over and take this foot long hot and beefy"

He wasn't...singled out. Yep...just feels that way to him...and....you.

Seems like you've gotten away with it. But you'll get your judgement day. And compared to the eternal hell you'll be in....getting buttfucked by blacks in prison will seem like a carnival ride and eating cotton candy.
ONE MORE TIME~~~~~~~

Any man messing with little kids need his fucking brains blown out, ok midgets? A fucking pedo is one sick fuck, ok? Now why my stance on this gets totally ignored...???

As you totally ignore the fact girls get married at 14 over there. Which is how old Priscilla was when Elvis first met her. Dude, just how dumb are you? My mom was 16 when she had my oldest sister, her mom was 15 when she had her.

[Blake]

As you totally ignore the fact girls get married at 14 over there.

just keep digging that hole. You'll arrive in Olongapo in no time

[DMC]

just keep digging that hole. You'll arrive in Olongapo in no time
He digs hole it's just the "not yet ready for prime time" hole.

[Avante]

It is funny watching this. I was a sailor back in the early 70's, just following the old salts arouind without a clue what was going on. Ya walk in a bar and here they come....buy me drink? There isn't one guy here who would have.."oh no not me"....and we all know it. All of you would have done the exact same things, just like those millions and millions of other guys. So what all this stupidity..?????

[Avante]

He digs hole it's just the "not yet ready for prime time" hole.

You have any idea how funny this is watching you little midgets acting retarded over this? Knowing everyone here would have done the same thing.

[SpursforSix]

As you totally ignore the fact girls get married at 14 over there. Which is how old Priscilla was when Elvis first met her. Dude, just how dumb are you? My mom was 16 when she had my oldest sister, her mom was 15 when she had her.

I bet you wish you had a time machine. For some totally fucked up reasons.

[pgardn]

you're not being singled out. Look at Jared. He fucking has changed the way the world looks at...yep...a sandwich. Used to be

"hey, let's go out to eat and let's get...sandwiches"
"fuck you mom"

Now it's...
"hey what does everyone want to eat?"
"let's go to Subway and eat healthy!"

but he chose to find his "spot" in underage girls. And now it's
"hey, I'm Jared"
"bend over and take this foot long hot and beefy"

He wasn't...singled out. Yep...just feels that way to him...and....you.

Seems like you've gotten away with it. But you'll get your judgement day. And compared to the eternal hell you'll be in....getting buttfucked by blacks in prison will seem like a carnival ride and eating cotton candy.
ONE MORE TIME~~~~~~~

Any man messing with little kids need his fucking brains blown out, ok midgets? A fucking pedo is one sick fuck, ok? Now why my stance on this gets totally ignored...???

Beautifully done.

[Stevie Johnson]

You have any idea how funny this is watching you little midgets acting retarded over this? Knowing everyone here would have done the same thing.
No you sick fuck. Only you because you're a pedo.

[Avante]

No you sick fuck. Only you because you're a pedo.

What about..."you shoot fucking sick ass pedos"...don't you get bitch? Why ignore my stance on this? Why just ramble on totally ignoring how I feel about this, well?

[Avante]

I bet you wish you had a time machine. For some totally fucked up reasons.

If I did your mama would have been a lesbian.

[Avante]

Little people...

Do you simply not understsand sailors in bars? You really that stupid? You honestly expect anyone to believe you would have stayed on board the ship, hahaha!!!!!!!!

How many fucking dummies do we have here?

[SpursforSix]

If I did your mama would have been a lesbian.

hahahaha....you're stupid...

you think a time machine would allow you to...change people's sexual preference???
sheesh...

let me tell you how it works slick...

Avante: ha...I've done it...I've built a time machine...
I'll set the date for 1930 so I can have sex with my 12 year old mother and it will be OK
I'll just climb in here and push this button....

Judy: Avante, there are some policemen here to see you...they say it's about...

Avante: I can't hear you, I'm traveling through time

Police: Sir, get out of that box and come answer for your sins against children

[Avante]

hahahaha....you're stupid...

you think a time machine would allow you to...change people's sexual preference???
sheesh...

let me tell you how it works slick...

Avante: ha...I've done it...I've built a time machine...
I'll set the date for 1930 so I can have sex with my 12 year old mother and it will be OK
I'll just climb in here and push this button....

Judy: Avante, there are some policemen here to see you...they say it's about...

Avante: I can't hear you, I'm traveling through time

Police: Sir, get out of that box and come answer for your sins against children

Dude....do you really believe there were 12 year old girls hustling drinks in a bar.....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just how far gone are you stupid? And....you'd want your buddies seeing you with a kid? Answer the question.

And...IT WAS ALL LEGAL OVER THERE....again, ok moron?

[pgardn]

Dude....do you really believe there were 12 year old girls hustling drinks in a bar.....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just how far gone are you stupid? And....you'd want your buddies seeing you with a kid? Answer the question.

And...IT WAS ALL LEGAL OVER THERE....again, ok moron?

Its also legal to stone people who mess with 12 year old girls in some countries.
So what you did was ok by you because it was legal in some backwoods country?
Sick old fuck...
Will you tell your granddaughter what you did?

"Darling, I'm a sailor and I need to tell you how this works. You see girls your age, but less fortunate than you... Well, they get the business by old farts like me. Ok? Sheesh~~~~~~~~~ don't start crying. Ok?"

[Avante]

Its also legal to stone people who mess with 12 year old girls in some countries.
So what you did was ok by you because it was legal in some backwoods country?
Sick old fuck...
Will you tell your granddaughter what you did?

"Darling, I'm a sailor and I need to tell you how this works. You see girls your age, but less fortunate than you... Well, they get the business by old farts like me. Ok? Sheesh~~~~~~~~~ don't start crying. Ok?"

Just how damn retarded and ignorant are you little guy? You really don't get the servicemen in foreign bars thing at all, do ya moron?

[BD24]

Its also legal to stone people who mess with 12 year old girls in some countries.
So what you did was ok by you because it was legal in some backwoods country?
Sick old fuck...
Will you tell your granddaughter what you did?

"Darling, I'm a sailor and I need to tell you how this works. You see girls your age, but less fortunate than you... Well, they get the business by old farts like me. Ok? Sheesh~~~~~~~~~ don't start crying. Ok?"
:lol

[Stevie Johnson]

What about..."you shoot fucking sick ass pedos"...don't you get bitch? Why ignore my stance on this? Why just ramble on totally ignoring how I feel about this, well?
Shut up pedo

[Avante]

Shut up pedo

A fucking queer running his mouth, ha~~~~~~ Get off your knees faggot, ok?

[Stevie Johnson]

A fucking queer running his mouth, ha~~~~~~ Get off your knees faggot, ok?
Pedo

[baseline bum]

What if you were reincarnated as one of those gook child sex workers? Would you blow you when your faggot ass came to the bar?

[Avante]

What if you were reincarnated as one of those gook child sex workers? Would you blow you when your faggot ass came to the bar?

What if you were reincarnated with a brain would you know how to handle the shock?

[Stevie Johnson]

What if you were reincarnated with a brain would you know how to handle the shock?
Why do you get so emotional when talking about your rapes? You raped young girls. Have you realized what you did you sick fuck.

[Avante]

Why do you get so emotional when talking about your rapes? You raped young girls. Have you realized what you did you sick fuck.

Sit your ass down faggot and pay attention, got it?

I talked about how wrong it was to not be schooled about that world over there, ya with me little man? How was I /we suppose to know about that shit? I was 19 years old, young and dumb. But, me personally was attracted to large well built women being a big guy, not little kids, ok ya dumb fuck?

There is no way in fuck any of us would want our buddies seeing us with kids, ok stupid? Do you think at all? It would be....You wouldn't believe that Stevie Johnson, he's a sick ass pedo, not a queer like we thought.

[Stevie Johnson]

Sit your ass down faggot and pay attention, got it?

I talked about how wrong it was to not be schooled about that world over there, ya with me little man? How was I /we suppose to know about that shit? I was 19 years old, young and dumb. But, me personally was attracted to large well built women being a big guy, not little kids, ok ya dumb fuck?

There is no way in fuck any of us would want our buddies seeing us with kids, ok stupid? Do you think at all? It would be....You wouldn't believe that Stevie Johnson, he's a sick ass pedo, not a queer like we thought.
Like I give a fuck about you not knowing what you where doing. You did what a pedophile does you fucking old faggot sick fuck.

You are lucky to still be walking around in society having exposed yourself for what you are.

[Avante]

Like I give a fuck about you not knowing what you where doing. You did what a pedophile does you fucking old faggot sick fuck.

You are lucky to still be walking around in society having exposed yourself for what you are.

What about....I personally was attracted to big well developed women...don't you get ya fucking faggot? I'll try again ya little fuck.....I'm a big guy I like a woman who can handle it/me..ok stupid? Now tell me fucker how come you don't get that, you fucking retarded? I was never with anyone that fit a kid description, ok stupid?

Now don't come back here totally ignoring what I just said mutherfucker, got it?

Stupid, the little girls were found in the whore houses, not the bars when I was there, got it? I've never needed a whore house, ok?

[Stevie Johnson]

But you admitted to have had sex with young teenage girls. Unknowingly or knowingly, doesn't matter, you're a fucking pedophile who destroyed lifes.

Fuck you.

[Avante]

But you admitted to have had sex with young teenage girls. Unknowingly or knowingly, doesn't matter, you're a fucking pedophile who destroyed lifes.

Fuck you.

Just how damn dumb are you, where did I ever ever ever say I had sex with young girls? You are a fucking liar asshole, ok? I have never said that because it never happened? Dude, nobody wants to be seen with kids in a bar, ok ya dumb fuck, just how stupid are you?

So there ya sit at the bar with a 13 year old.......drinking, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, youre fucking retarded. Kids in bars hustling drinks????????? Hahahahahaha.,....you're a fucking idiot!

[Stevie Johnson]

Just how damn dumb are you, where did I ever ever ever say I had sex with young girls? You are a fucking liar asshole, ok? I have never said that because it never happened? Dude, nobody wants to be seen with kids in a bar, ok ya dumb fuck, just how stupid are you?

So there ya sit at the bar with a 13 year old.......drinking, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, youre fucking retarded. Kids in bars hustling drinks????????? Hahahahahaha.,....you're a fucking idiot!
You're all over the place. You yourself claimed to have done stupid things when you were a sailor. You messed around with underage girls.

Simple. As. That.

[Avante]

You're all over the place. You yourself claimed to have done stupid things when you were a sailor. You messed around with underage girls.

Simple. As. That.

Dude, why lie? I have never said I messed around with young girls, so why make shit up? Stupid, would you like to be seen sitting in a bar with some kid looking like a fucking pedo? Of course not, who would?

Look ya fucking retard, my concern was over the kids in the whore houses, not the bars, where I never saw anyone I thought was a young kid, ok ya dumb fuck? Yes there were also kids hanging around outside but I know of nobody who took them up on a deal, ok stupid?

Stupid, ya have a room full of full grown women to pick from ok ya dummy, who is looking for some kid, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

How many dumb fucks post here?

[~O~]

Truth is...you've been reincarnated from many things...since your body is a collection of atoms. You're not even made from the same atoms you were born with. Most likely, thousands of people have breathed or became part of the molecules that were once apart of you.

[baseline bum]

Truth is...you've been reincarnated from many things...since your body is a collection of atoms. You're not even made from the same atoms you were born with. Most likely, thousands of people have breathed or became part of the molecules that were once apart of you.

:cry But it's the quantum states, not the matter itself, that defines who I am :cry

[~O~]

:cry But it's the quantum states, not the matter itself, that defines who I am :cry

You guys are too elite at trolling.

[InRareForm]

Truth is...you've been reincarnated from many things...since your body is a collection of atoms. You're not even made from the same atoms you were born with. Most likely, thousands of people have breathed or became part of the molecules that were once apart of you.

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