BREAKING: Kobe Announces This Will Be His Last Season

[BatManu20]

Right decision.

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[jeebus]

he'll get bored, rape someone again, and get thrown in jail. after repeated rapings, the prison "ladies" will tire of him and stab him. RIP faggot.

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[Mugen]

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"We might actually be good again..."

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[Jzone]

It is time. Thanks for the rings Kobe!

[Silver&Black]

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[BatManu20]

:lol

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[HemisfairArena]

Only a matter of time now that Vanessa says this will be her last year with kobrick,,,,

[apalisoc_9]

Just a good way to make it to the allstar game. I wonder who is going be left out

[Jenks]

He should join the TNT team so Shaq can carry him to three Emmy's, too.

[140]

He should join the TNT team so Shaq can carry him to three Emmy's, too.

:lmao:rollin:lmao

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[Spurs9]

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[HemisfairArena]

He should join the TNT team so Shaq can carry him to three Emmy's, too.

LMAO,,,,

[Kool Bob Love]

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No @Denver?

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[HemisfairArena]

Just waiting for someone to make a "The second best sidekick of all time(behind Pippen) to retire,,,then the thread would be true.

[BatManu20]

In before Magic posts the inevitable "Kobe is the greatest Laker of all time" tweet.

[spurraider21]

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[Venti Quattro]

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Pretty sure it was intentional

[140]

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this guy cant even be original on his retirement announcement :lol

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[HemisfairArena]

Never worship or feel bad for a rapist who coattailed to success and just made 25 mil this year,,,,

[BatManu20]

Full poem.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVBSUnGUwAAr4H9.jpg

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[lefty]

Bumping a3 year old thread

[BatManu20]

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[spurraider21]

Full poem.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVBSUnGUwAAr4H9.jpg
inb4 lakerfans tattoo this

[spurraider21]

Bumping a3 year old thread
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[140]

I wonder if little kirby also shot 25% on his imaginary game winning shots :lol


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[Kool Bob Love]

inb4 lakerfans tattoo this

:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

Full poem.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVBSUnGUwAAr4H9.jpg

The screen cap post from Players tribune. God damn it pay for a better server bandwidth plan next time

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[Texas_Ranger]

Well at least he finished the poem with ball in his hands.

[Arcadian]

:lol Awesome...his legacy will be hugely tarnished by this last season.

[ElNono]

:lol Awesome...his legacy will be hugely tarnished by the last three seasons.

fify

[spurraider21]

:lmao you gotta be kidding me

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[SupremeGuy]

What a faggot bitch, tbh.

One last max contract with the lolakers kirby, pls. :cry

[jeebus]

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[Splits]

Officially last playoff game at age 33 :lmao

How many other top-50s in any sport can lay that claim? Especially after riding pine their first two seasons?

[Mugen]

:lmao you gotta be kidding me

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:lmao Byron is just trolling at this point. Dis nigga knows he's gone after this season as well...

[BatManu20]

:lmao you gotta be kidding me

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:lol

[AlexJones]

Should've gone the Jeter route and announced it during training camp. He probably got tired of the media bashing for the past month. Fuck, Jeter was worse than Kobe in his last year and got the world to suck him off. Kobe's tanking ways are at least +EV

[Clipper Nation]

"Just kidding."

- Kirby at the end of the season, when he realizes he won't get to steal any more money from the Lakers if he retires.

[Venti Quattro]

"Just kidding."

- Kirby at the end of the season, when he realizes he won't get to steal any more money from the Lakers if he retires.

He lives off endorsement money at this point so I doubt that happens. Same thing with Shaq, they earn so much from endorsements

[BatManu20]

Byron Scott reminiscing about his days of anal-rape by a young Kobe

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[ElNono]

This is a ploy so his teammates don't bitch when he hoists 25 shots per game, tbh

[Kawhitstorm]

"Breaking News":lmao

[baseline bum]

Only a matter of time now that Vanessa says this will be her last year with kobrick,,,,

She'll wait for the first TNT paycheck when he goes studio.

[Kawhitstorm]

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Kobe will be gifted a wheelbarrow to carry his brick back to his locker:

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[midnightpulp]

Just a good way to make it to the allstar game. I wonder who is going be left out

:lol Pretty much this.

His plan is to also distract NBA fans from his status as the worst starting player in the league. Now we're supposed to "appreciate" him every time he takes the court rather than ridicule him.

[Will Hunting]

Did anyone read that poem and actually think it was good :lol

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[Kawhitstorm]

:lol Pretty much this.

His plan is to also distract NBA fans from his status as the worst starting player in the league. Now we're supposed to "appreciate" him every time he takes the court rather than ridicule him.

They are going to boo him out of the arena if he plays against the Sixers in Philly:lol

[Clipper Nation]

Well at least he finished the poem with ball in his hands.

:lmao Finishing his poems like he finishes his rapes

[jeebus]

This is a ploy so his teammates don't bitch when he hoists 25 shots per game, tbh

":cry he's retiring; get him the ball! :cry"

[midnightpulp]

:lmao Finishing his poems like he finishes his rapes

:lol

[baseline bum]

RT man, Kobe was one of my favorite players in league history to watch, and the league doesn't feel the same ever since he tore his achilles. He has about the purest jumper I think I have seen, textbook form.

[ElNono]

":cry he's retiring; get him the ball! :cry"

:lol this nigga is 0-5 in the middle of the 1st quarter... I'm telling you he's hoisting 20+ shots tonight unless Byron pulls the plug earlier

[LittleCriminal]

Ha ha kobe writes a poem for his shit retirement...
Duncans going to announce his retirement while celebrating another championship..

[LittleCriminal]

Duncan>Kobe once again..

[Clipper Nation]

the league doesn't feel the same ever since he tore his achilles.

Agreed. The league is a lot better now that the overglorified homeless man's Monta Ellis is finally irrelevant.

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[HemisfairArena]

Duncan>Kobe once again..

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:lol

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[teddygreen]

Kobe Bryant should take Paul Pierce with him...

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[mavsfan1000]

Imo he should retire now. He has nothing left.

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:wow

[Kawhitstorm]

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MJ is right on top by himself looking down on the peasants.

[DJR210]

:lmao who announces their retirement via faggots ass poem?
:lmao just when you thought things couldn't get stupider
:lmao deranged
:lmao Manu still contributing
:lmao KG still contributing
:lmao Tim still contributing
:lmao 10 points 18 boards
:lmao 1-14
:lmao announces retirement to turn hate into sympathy
:lmao only faggots wrote poetry

[Jodelo]

Bumping a3 year old thread

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